Post by Todd Williams on Sept 24, 2011 19:36:42 GMT -6
Boom Headshot…
Seriously is that your catchphrase that you are going around with? Damn Ander do I need to school you really quick in how not to be boring? Hell do I need to tell you a thing or two?
For starters the boom headshot thing is played out man… Now a days it’s customary to pick up a sniper rifle proudly get your target in your sight and you scream out Woooooo as you pull the trigger taking the head right off of your enemy. I don’t know who you think you are Ander but you honestly don’t impress me body. You make your return this company after a long hiatus and you have a shot to enter into that X Championship match but you drop the ball. So now here we are the both of us and we are wrestling one another on the ****ing web show. Do you want to know what I have done? Because clearly in your eyes you think I am the same old happy go lucky Todd Williams.
I will tell you what I have done…I am the man who beat Rob Diamond to win an X Championship. A championship that is now in the hands of my best friend Xander, yet you openly tell the world how the belt means nothing, you know that is some funny **** to me because I remember being an epic feud with Roberto Verona for that very belt. You should know Roberto he was the man who was a part of the Young Guns and you were in the Rat Pack.
Oh that’s right, the rat pack didn’t mean a damn thing anymore when Jacobsen left the Pack and he left for the Young Guns. What makes you so special anyway Ander? What the hell have you honestly done that makes me want to fear you?
Nothing… Well you did have one tag team run with Johnny Holliday but that’s about it. Other than that you haven’t done **** yet you want to point the finger at me like I haven’t done anything.
I will admit in our first encounter you did beat me but at the same time that was still early in my career and I was building myself up to be a better wrestler. However a lot has changed since then and I am no longer that same happy go lucky Todd Williams. I am a man who is out to take control of his own destiny, and a man who plans to do whatever it takes to make it to the top. You can say whatever you want about me but the fact is even you will be impressed by the little roll that I have been on recently.
I have beaten the likes of Alex Jones… Former National Champion…
Lex Sense… Current Tag Team Champion...
Alysson Gardner Current Starlets Champion…
In the past I even somehow managed to beat guys like Rob Diamond and Roberto Verona.
What have you done that makes me want to give a two ****s about you? Before you are quick to point the finger at me you would be better off if you glanced at your own image in the mirror.
Well maybe not because you may break the mirror with your aura of boringness.
While you work on trying to find a personality I will be happy to work on that knee of yours. I think the best thing that ever happened to you was sitting down on the sidelines and watching guys like myself rise through the ranks like it was nothing.
Again I ask what have you done that’s so important?
Oh yeah you get to **** Amy Marshall on a daily basis… So how is sex with that STD stricken whore? Is it good? I am sorry I don’t know how you swing but I wouldn’t touch that bitch at all not even with my precious measuring stick. **** I am all about WHERE THE WHITE WOMAN AT but not that one.
It’s fine though… I love it when people overlook me because that’s when I can go in there, and leave them in utter shock. I thought you got the memo though Ander… I am not happy go lucky… I am kind of a dick and a prick now… so here I am telling you mean things because I have to keep up a certain persona. It’s part of being the Measuring Stick Todd Williams!
I would love to scream out I’M TODD WILLIAMS!
I would love to say TODD MEAN’S BUSINESS!
But you need to understand that I am like the guy people boo so I can be doing that… I will be honest though and tell you that I actually find watching an Andrew Jacobsen or Emma Manielson promo more interesting than watching a promo of yours. I mean seriously, seeing Emma rant in a bar drinking a beer is just gold… It’s repetitive but hey at least it’s not as bad as watching you…
Why don’t you leave from the door you came in from, and take Amy with you… nobody even wants you here… I know I don’t….
Click… Click….
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Did you see that? I just took your head off… I just verbally Pwned you in this promo… I told you I wasn’t fooling around Brah…. BIG TODD DOING BIG THINGS!!!!!!!!! TODD MEANS BUSINESS!!!!!!!!
At battlegrounds I am going to break that knee of yours. There are no restarts, there are no continues. There is just me kicking that ass of yours… you want to know why? Well it’s because I’M TODD WILLIAMS! So respect that name Ander.
Know it! Say it! Fear it!
That’s right I just took Amy’s catchphrase what are you going to do about it….
Not a damn thing… told you I was a dick…
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!! MUTHA ****A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously is that your catchphrase that you are going around with? Damn Ander do I need to school you really quick in how not to be boring? Hell do I need to tell you a thing or two?
For starters the boom headshot thing is played out man… Now a days it’s customary to pick up a sniper rifle proudly get your target in your sight and you scream out Woooooo as you pull the trigger taking the head right off of your enemy. I don’t know who you think you are Ander but you honestly don’t impress me body. You make your return this company after a long hiatus and you have a shot to enter into that X Championship match but you drop the ball. So now here we are the both of us and we are wrestling one another on the ****ing web show. Do you want to know what I have done? Because clearly in your eyes you think I am the same old happy go lucky Todd Williams.
I will tell you what I have done…I am the man who beat Rob Diamond to win an X Championship. A championship that is now in the hands of my best friend Xander, yet you openly tell the world how the belt means nothing, you know that is some funny **** to me because I remember being an epic feud with Roberto Verona for that very belt. You should know Roberto he was the man who was a part of the Young Guns and you were in the Rat Pack.
Oh that’s right, the rat pack didn’t mean a damn thing anymore when Jacobsen left the Pack and he left for the Young Guns. What makes you so special anyway Ander? What the hell have you honestly done that makes me want to fear you?
Nothing… Well you did have one tag team run with Johnny Holliday but that’s about it. Other than that you haven’t done **** yet you want to point the finger at me like I haven’t done anything.
I will admit in our first encounter you did beat me but at the same time that was still early in my career and I was building myself up to be a better wrestler. However a lot has changed since then and I am no longer that same happy go lucky Todd Williams. I am a man who is out to take control of his own destiny, and a man who plans to do whatever it takes to make it to the top. You can say whatever you want about me but the fact is even you will be impressed by the little roll that I have been on recently.
I have beaten the likes of Alex Jones… Former National Champion…
Lex Sense… Current Tag Team Champion...
Alysson Gardner Current Starlets Champion…
In the past I even somehow managed to beat guys like Rob Diamond and Roberto Verona.
What have you done that makes me want to give a two ****s about you? Before you are quick to point the finger at me you would be better off if you glanced at your own image in the mirror.
Well maybe not because you may break the mirror with your aura of boringness.
While you work on trying to find a personality I will be happy to work on that knee of yours. I think the best thing that ever happened to you was sitting down on the sidelines and watching guys like myself rise through the ranks like it was nothing.
Again I ask what have you done that’s so important?
Oh yeah you get to **** Amy Marshall on a daily basis… So how is sex with that STD stricken whore? Is it good? I am sorry I don’t know how you swing but I wouldn’t touch that bitch at all not even with my precious measuring stick. **** I am all about WHERE THE WHITE WOMAN AT but not that one.
It’s fine though… I love it when people overlook me because that’s when I can go in there, and leave them in utter shock. I thought you got the memo though Ander… I am not happy go lucky… I am kind of a dick and a prick now… so here I am telling you mean things because I have to keep up a certain persona. It’s part of being the Measuring Stick Todd Williams!
I would love to scream out I’M TODD WILLIAMS!
I would love to say TODD MEAN’S BUSINESS!
But you need to understand that I am like the guy people boo so I can be doing that… I will be honest though and tell you that I actually find watching an Andrew Jacobsen or Emma Manielson promo more interesting than watching a promo of yours. I mean seriously, seeing Emma rant in a bar drinking a beer is just gold… It’s repetitive but hey at least it’s not as bad as watching you…
Why don’t you leave from the door you came in from, and take Amy with you… nobody even wants you here… I know I don’t….
Click… Click….
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Did you see that? I just took your head off… I just verbally Pwned you in this promo… I told you I wasn’t fooling around Brah…. BIG TODD DOING BIG THINGS!!!!!!!!! TODD MEANS BUSINESS!!!!!!!!
At battlegrounds I am going to break that knee of yours. There are no restarts, there are no continues. There is just me kicking that ass of yours… you want to know why? Well it’s because I’M TODD WILLIAMS! So respect that name Ander.
Know it! Say it! Fear it!
That’s right I just took Amy’s catchphrase what are you going to do about it….
Not a damn thing… told you I was a dick…
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!! MUTHA ****A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!