Post by Todd Williams on Sept 24, 2011 20:25:20 GMT -6
Our scene opens up and this time we are taken to the home of Todd Williams, it is there where we are able to see Todd Williams sitting down on the sofa. His feet is kicked up and he is just enjoying his day of playing Gears of War 3 on his big ass Plasma television. He isn’t alone as his very good buddy Xander is sitting down next to him. Todd just has a grin as he is enjoying the game. He picks up a can of Welch’s grape soda, and quickly pops it open. He takes a sip of it and goes back to playing the game as if he didn’t have a care in the world. Xander just shakes his head as he looks back at Todd.
Xander: “Yo Todd what was up with that last promo from you? Do you even care if the promo you did made sense or not?”
Todd just shakes his head as he looks at the television playing the game. Loud noises of chain sawing can be heard coming from the television but he doesn’t give a damn as he just plays his game. He finally replies back to Xander.
Todd: “You think I care Xander? Come on there is far more important things to do like getting the promo out of the way so I can log online and finish my Gears of War campaign with some buddies online. Gears is clearly more important than a match with Ander…”
Xander just shakes his head as he looks back at Todd. He sighs shaking his head at him.
Xander: “Just seems like a very dickish thing to do man. You should give Ander some attention…”
Todd just cracks up nodding his head in agreement.
Todd: “That’s exactly my point…I made a dick move… Hence that’s why I am a heel… so I have to do things that would make me considered a bad guy. Would you prefer me to walk in front of the camera and tell him that the two of us are going to have an honorable match,. Please I’ll let some loveable good guy by the name of Chris Gardner give that kind of speech. I am all about making things happen. You know how big Todd rolls. I mean serious business…”
Xander: “Don’t you mean Bidness? I thought this whole heel thing was going to have you embrace your inner blackness. It’s going to take a lot more than drinking grape soda to do that. Maybe you should pick up a bucket of fried chicken, make some collergreens and cornbread to go with it. That should help bring out some of your blackness…”
Todd just pauses the game as he looks back at Xander shaking his head at him…
Todd: “Dude that’s a pretty stereotypical comment… You aren’t supposed to say things like that… you are supposed to be a face man… You shouldn’t be doing that…”
Xander just shakes his head at Todd as he replies back to him.
Xander: “Dude I told you… I am a super tweener… so I can be a nice guy and a prick at the same time… Besides don’t you think you are breaking the code of the conduct of the whole heel thing by screaming out Todd means business and I’m Todd Williams! Clearly that is something that should only be done if you are a face…”
Todd just nods his head smirking but before he can even say anything his phone begins to ring. He looks at it and it seems like it’s an update .
Todd: “Holy ****! It went through!!!”
Xander: “What happened? What went through? What are you talking about?”
Todd: “A trade in my fantasy football league some guy named “SwankChip” just traded me Dustin Keller for Jacob Temme or whatever his name is. I got the Tight End from my New York Jets… woo I am going to do things baby… TODD MEANS BUSINESS!”
Xander just looks at Todd and shakes his head as he replies back to him.
Xander: “Whoa who the hell would make that trade? You know I have a feeling that guy would be black…”
Todd: “You trying to be racist again man? What is that supposed to mean…”
Xander: “I am just saying man…No one in their right mind would make that trade… It’s probably another brotha trying to help a brotha out…”
Todd: “Whatever man… Listen we can do some hanging out… Hell even play gears let me just promo on Ander and call it a day…”
Yo what up Ander what’s going on the King of Boredom… In all seriousness I just want to let you know right now that you will probably beat me at Battlegrounds. You know I would put a good 500 bucks that you would beat me and I honestly wouldn’t and give a two ****s about it. Seriously I am on quite the roll and I know when the company puts me back on their television sets I will be happy to pwn another big thing because that’s how I role…
However as much as I would like to give you my very best I am sad to say Gears of War 3 just launched and all my attention is going to that. I know you can go cry me a river but that’s just how it is Ander. It’s nothing personal that is just how the way life works, and it sucks that you been dealt a great hand against someone who doesn’t even give a ****. Truth be told I wanted to relax have the week off so I could play my beloved Gears but the company denied my request so here I am being forced to wrestle you.
Had you have somewhat of a personality I would be inclined to step my game up and do whatever in my power to beat you but the truth of the matter is that I find you boring and there is nothing that is going to change that. You should be happy though at least I made somewhat of an effort to you know act all big and bad in front of a camera to you…
I know it must suck to not be on the top of my important list but there are just much more things that I would rather be apart of…
Such as scratching my nuts…. Yes that is far more interesting then you Ander….
Watching Megan Kane and my girlfriend wrestle in the ring, hell it may be a web show but watching a very hot brunette and my beautiful blonde wrestle is going to be extremely hot. I know my boy Brad is going to be doing the same thing. It’s always good to watch hot girls wrestle… which is why I am proudly going to schedule myself to take a **** when your Amy steps foot in the ring.
So I guess there’s no ducking it, the two of us are scheduled to lock up with one another, and I should be professional and take this match very serious…
Yeah….Time to go into full blown dick mood and just state I don’t give a damn about you… I don’t appreciate you making a return to the company, and I really don’t follow you or read your promos that much…
So yeah call me a dick… I honestly don’t care… I don’t interest you? That’s funny because I bet you bore the whole locker room….
While you continue to bore… I will just start to snore because you honestly put me to sleep…
At Battlegrounds you will see that TODD MEANS BUSINESS….
Now if you would excuse me I need to go celebrate… I got DUSTIN KELLER BABY WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xander: “Yo Todd what was up with that last promo from you? Do you even care if the promo you did made sense or not?”
Todd just shakes his head as he looks at the television playing the game. Loud noises of chain sawing can be heard coming from the television but he doesn’t give a damn as he just plays his game. He finally replies back to Xander.
Todd: “You think I care Xander? Come on there is far more important things to do like getting the promo out of the way so I can log online and finish my Gears of War campaign with some buddies online. Gears is clearly more important than a match with Ander…”
Xander just shakes his head as he looks back at Todd. He sighs shaking his head at him.
Xander: “Just seems like a very dickish thing to do man. You should give Ander some attention…”
Todd just cracks up nodding his head in agreement.
Todd: “That’s exactly my point…I made a dick move… Hence that’s why I am a heel… so I have to do things that would make me considered a bad guy. Would you prefer me to walk in front of the camera and tell him that the two of us are going to have an honorable match,. Please I’ll let some loveable good guy by the name of Chris Gardner give that kind of speech. I am all about making things happen. You know how big Todd rolls. I mean serious business…”
Xander: “Don’t you mean Bidness? I thought this whole heel thing was going to have you embrace your inner blackness. It’s going to take a lot more than drinking grape soda to do that. Maybe you should pick up a bucket of fried chicken, make some collergreens and cornbread to go with it. That should help bring out some of your blackness…”
Todd just pauses the game as he looks back at Xander shaking his head at him…
Todd: “Dude that’s a pretty stereotypical comment… You aren’t supposed to say things like that… you are supposed to be a face man… You shouldn’t be doing that…”
Xander just shakes his head at Todd as he replies back to him.
Xander: “Dude I told you… I am a super tweener… so I can be a nice guy and a prick at the same time… Besides don’t you think you are breaking the code of the conduct of the whole heel thing by screaming out Todd means business and I’m Todd Williams! Clearly that is something that should only be done if you are a face…”
Todd just nods his head smirking but before he can even say anything his phone begins to ring. He looks at it and it seems like it’s an update .
Todd: “Holy ****! It went through!!!”
Xander: “What happened? What went through? What are you talking about?”
Todd: “A trade in my fantasy football league some guy named “SwankChip” just traded me Dustin Keller for Jacob Temme or whatever his name is. I got the Tight End from my New York Jets… woo I am going to do things baby… TODD MEANS BUSINESS!”
Xander just looks at Todd and shakes his head as he replies back to him.
Xander: “Whoa who the hell would make that trade? You know I have a feeling that guy would be black…”
Todd: “You trying to be racist again man? What is that supposed to mean…”
Xander: “I am just saying man…No one in their right mind would make that trade… It’s probably another brotha trying to help a brotha out…”
Todd: “Whatever man… Listen we can do some hanging out… Hell even play gears let me just promo on Ander and call it a day…”
Yo what up Ander what’s going on the King of Boredom… In all seriousness I just want to let you know right now that you will probably beat me at Battlegrounds. You know I would put a good 500 bucks that you would beat me and I honestly wouldn’t and give a two ****s about it. Seriously I am on quite the roll and I know when the company puts me back on their television sets I will be happy to pwn another big thing because that’s how I role…
However as much as I would like to give you my very best I am sad to say Gears of War 3 just launched and all my attention is going to that. I know you can go cry me a river but that’s just how it is Ander. It’s nothing personal that is just how the way life works, and it sucks that you been dealt a great hand against someone who doesn’t even give a ****. Truth be told I wanted to relax have the week off so I could play my beloved Gears but the company denied my request so here I am being forced to wrestle you.
Had you have somewhat of a personality I would be inclined to step my game up and do whatever in my power to beat you but the truth of the matter is that I find you boring and there is nothing that is going to change that. You should be happy though at least I made somewhat of an effort to you know act all big and bad in front of a camera to you…
I know it must suck to not be on the top of my important list but there are just much more things that I would rather be apart of…
Such as scratching my nuts…. Yes that is far more interesting then you Ander….
Watching Megan Kane and my girlfriend wrestle in the ring, hell it may be a web show but watching a very hot brunette and my beautiful blonde wrestle is going to be extremely hot. I know my boy Brad is going to be doing the same thing. It’s always good to watch hot girls wrestle… which is why I am proudly going to schedule myself to take a **** when your Amy steps foot in the ring.
So I guess there’s no ducking it, the two of us are scheduled to lock up with one another, and I should be professional and take this match very serious…
Yeah….Time to go into full blown dick mood and just state I don’t give a damn about you… I don’t appreciate you making a return to the company, and I really don’t follow you or read your promos that much…
So yeah call me a dick… I honestly don’t care… I don’t interest you? That’s funny because I bet you bore the whole locker room….
While you continue to bore… I will just start to snore because you honestly put me to sleep…
At Battlegrounds you will see that TODD MEANS BUSINESS….
Now if you would excuse me I need to go celebrate… I got DUSTIN KELLER BABY WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!