Post by Jason Evans on Sept 25, 2011 3:18:13 GMT -6
Withstood the test of time.
The scene opens and we see “The Sexy One” Jason Evans standing in front of a New Championship Wrestling Banner and he is shirtless. In fact, he flexes both of his biceps.
Cameraman:
What a GREAT shot! An AWESOME body standing in front of the greatest federation banner. Now what would be a better shot is…..
The cameraman lowers moves the camera slowly down the chest of Jason Evans and stops at his abs. He focuses the camera right on the abs.
It seems that everyone is getting on the bandwagon. Everyone is making their stance know that I am not the sexiest guy in the Assault X match. Even Gjenrei and now Caleb Lockwood has chimed in. You know what hurts the most. Not that my opponents says bad things about me, because that is business. They see how magnificent my body is, and the first thing is they get jealous. But what got me is what Amy Marshall said during her promo.
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans has a frown on his face.
Amy said that “I make her skin crawl” How can you say such a thing Amy?
Cameraman:
She also stated that “Jason Evans is creepy old pervert!”
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans looks at the cameraman.
Cameraman:
Hey! That is what Amy Marshall said about you.
Jason Evans:
Seth Evans a man that I have met in the ring before. The match that you talked about, you think that if we had continued the match that you would have come out the winner. Keep on dreaming. Just like you are dreaming that you will walk out of Battle Grounds as the new X Champion. You see Seth I will prove to you and the rest of the nCw fans that if that match had been allowed to continue that I would have been declared the winner.
Caleb is in the same boat as you are Seth. You see Caleb and I were involved in a 4 way match, and we both ended out on the floor. So by winning this Sunday at the Verizon Center not only do I prove to you and Caleb, I will get to end the winning streak of Xander Famularo and shut him up once and for all. Gjenrei this would be your first time in the ring with me. You should be honor to get that chance. This magnificent body of my will not fade away. The only way that would happen is if I stop working out. You see Gjenrei I made a commitment a long time ago. When I started working out at the gym with my father. I turned my average body into what you see today. I turn my body into this magnificent body that everyone is jealous. I sweat and put in long hours at the gym. Some wrestlers say this is not a contest to see who has the sexiest body. I say having a sexiest body is a plus. My body can last longer with pain. My body is not going to give in like Ander Carvetti did last week.
The “Sexy One” Jason Evans steps towards the camera. He has a smile on his face.
I dare all of you to dish out punishment to my magnificent body. Go ahead and give it your best shot. Xander try during Nothing to Lose. The only reason he won, was he got lucky with that last ditch hope. He was falling from the ladder and happens to hang on, and got some momentum behind his right hand. My body has been through a lot of xtreme matches. My body has withstood the test of time. I can count on my body being there for me next Sunday. I may receive a lot of punishment, but I know that my magnificent body can and will withstand it. That is why I am so proud of my magnificent body, and that is why all of the wrestler’s here in New Championship Wrestling are jealous of my magnificent body.
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans moves back away from the camera. In fact, he moves a little to his right.
Xander, you hurt my feelings. Saying things like you don’t care for me at all. NOT! There is one thing that you have to understand Xander. I DON’T Care what you think about me. All I care about is myself. I look out for number 1 and that is me. So go ahead and take Seth, Caleb, and Gjenrei for a beer. Go ahead and shake their hands after the match is over with. There is only one thing that I am focus on, and that is becoming the next X Champion.
At that time he received a call. He looks at the number and places it on speaker phone.
Warden from Indiana State Prison:
Mr. Evans, We have received a request from you wanting to talk with a prisoner here at Indiana State Prison, is that correct?
Jason Evans:
Yes that is correct. I would like to speak with Mysterio.
Warden from Indiana State Prison:
I don’t think that would be such a good idea. Mysterio has been a model prisoner. Bringing up his past might be harmful to the correction officers.
Jason Evans:
Mysterio is a friend of my. I might have good news for him. You have to let me talk to him.
Warden from Indiana State Prison:
The safety and welfare of the State Prison is my biggest concerns. At this time I will have to deny your request.
Jason Evans:
You will be hearing from my attorneys!
Warden from Indiana State Prison:
You know I wish I had a Dollar for each time I hear that line….”You will be hearing from my attorneys”. I would be rich! Mr. Evans when your attorneys have the time, please have them get in touch with me. Mr. Evans you have a great day.
The line goes silent. “The Sexy One” Jason Evans just stood there. He closes his Cell phone. He begins to stare at the banner. He shakes his head in a NO motion.
Jason Evans:
I wonder if the warden and Xander are brothers?
Scene fades out
The scene opens and we see “The Sexy One” Jason Evans standing in front of a New Championship Wrestling Banner and he is shirtless. In fact, he flexes both of his biceps.
Cameraman:
What a GREAT shot! An AWESOME body standing in front of the greatest federation banner. Now what would be a better shot is…..
The cameraman lowers moves the camera slowly down the chest of Jason Evans and stops at his abs. He focuses the camera right on the abs.
It seems that everyone is getting on the bandwagon. Everyone is making their stance know that I am not the sexiest guy in the Assault X match. Even Gjenrei and now Caleb Lockwood has chimed in. You know what hurts the most. Not that my opponents says bad things about me, because that is business. They see how magnificent my body is, and the first thing is they get jealous. But what got me is what Amy Marshall said during her promo.
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans has a frown on his face.
Amy said that “I make her skin crawl” How can you say such a thing Amy?
Cameraman:
She also stated that “Jason Evans is creepy old pervert!”
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans looks at the cameraman.
Cameraman:
Hey! That is what Amy Marshall said about you.
Jason Evans:
Seth Evans a man that I have met in the ring before. The match that you talked about, you think that if we had continued the match that you would have come out the winner. Keep on dreaming. Just like you are dreaming that you will walk out of Battle Grounds as the new X Champion. You see Seth I will prove to you and the rest of the nCw fans that if that match had been allowed to continue that I would have been declared the winner.
Caleb is in the same boat as you are Seth. You see Caleb and I were involved in a 4 way match, and we both ended out on the floor. So by winning this Sunday at the Verizon Center not only do I prove to you and Caleb, I will get to end the winning streak of Xander Famularo and shut him up once and for all. Gjenrei this would be your first time in the ring with me. You should be honor to get that chance. This magnificent body of my will not fade away. The only way that would happen is if I stop working out. You see Gjenrei I made a commitment a long time ago. When I started working out at the gym with my father. I turned my average body into what you see today. I turn my body into this magnificent body that everyone is jealous. I sweat and put in long hours at the gym. Some wrestlers say this is not a contest to see who has the sexiest body. I say having a sexiest body is a plus. My body can last longer with pain. My body is not going to give in like Ander Carvetti did last week.
The “Sexy One” Jason Evans steps towards the camera. He has a smile on his face.
I dare all of you to dish out punishment to my magnificent body. Go ahead and give it your best shot. Xander try during Nothing to Lose. The only reason he won, was he got lucky with that last ditch hope. He was falling from the ladder and happens to hang on, and got some momentum behind his right hand. My body has been through a lot of xtreme matches. My body has withstood the test of time. I can count on my body being there for me next Sunday. I may receive a lot of punishment, but I know that my magnificent body can and will withstand it. That is why I am so proud of my magnificent body, and that is why all of the wrestler’s here in New Championship Wrestling are jealous of my magnificent body.
“The Sexy One” Jason Evans moves back away from the camera. In fact, he moves a little to his right.
Xander, you hurt my feelings. Saying things like you don’t care for me at all. NOT! There is one thing that you have to understand Xander. I DON’T Care what you think about me. All I care about is myself. I look out for number 1 and that is me. So go ahead and take Seth, Caleb, and Gjenrei for a beer. Go ahead and shake their hands after the match is over with. There is only one thing that I am focus on, and that is becoming the next X Champion.
At that time he received a call. He looks at the number and places it on speaker phone.
Warden from Indiana State Prison:
Mr. Evans, We have received a request from you wanting to talk with a prisoner here at Indiana State Prison, is that correct?
Jason Evans:
Yes that is correct. I would like to speak with Mysterio.
Warden from Indiana State Prison:
I don’t think that would be such a good idea. Mysterio has been a model prisoner. Bringing up his past might be harmful to the correction officers.
Jason Evans:
Mysterio is a friend of my. I might have good news for him. You have to let me talk to him.
Warden from Indiana State Prison:
The safety and welfare of the State Prison is my biggest concerns. At this time I will have to deny your request.
Jason Evans:
You will be hearing from my attorneys!
Warden from Indiana State Prison:
You know I wish I had a Dollar for each time I hear that line….”You will be hearing from my attorneys”. I would be rich! Mr. Evans when your attorneys have the time, please have them get in touch with me. Mr. Evans you have a great day.
The line goes silent. “The Sexy One” Jason Evans just stood there. He closes his Cell phone. He begins to stare at the banner. He shakes his head in a NO motion.
Jason Evans:
I wonder if the warden and Xander are brothers?
Scene fades out