Post by Shelly Taylor-Jones on Sept 25, 2011 3:34:41 GMT -6
“So who’s under who’s skin now Aly?”
I giggle to myself as I tie my long blonde and brown hair back in a high ponytail, my lips curl from the giggle into an awkward grin. See what I’m doing here is adding some kind of description to give a mental image..WHAT A CHAMPION WOULD DO.
“So all your talk of mental toughness and getting under my skin was all bull****.?. Whodathunkitrite?. But now that you have put out a childish immature rant don’t you feel better?. Now that you’ve lowered yourself to my level?. But what level is that Miss Gardner?. Oh I’m annoying?..well yeah I am I can admit that, I know that. I’m a low life?. Hmm really?. I was married to a millionaire in Angel and took him for half his earnings and now I’m married to Alex Jones while collecting a pay check myself. So Low in life is not what I am Miss Gardner.”
“And Frigid?. Why?. Because Unlike women like yourself and Roxxxie I don’t go around showing my breasts off and I don’t hang all over my husband?. And a waste of flesh?. Oh sweetheart I am clearly not a waste of anything. So while you did hit the mark on a few comments others were way off. So your trash talk needs a little help after all BY YOUR OWN ADMISSION everything I said about you is true....”
“But let’s be clear on this. You sit there and say I sound like a broken record for one reason. Because I throw your embarrassing bull**** life back at you. Here’s the thing. I obviously enjoy sex..HENCE THE CHILDREN. Where’s yours?. Cause you know if you can’t bare a child you’re missing out on one of the true pleasures in life..and you’re half a woman.... Or are you content with looking after Spike Kane’s son Xand-...ohhhh this uh...this is awkward isn’t it....”
I pause for a moment and smirk.
“So by your logic, because I don’t waste NCW airtime by showing Alex and our kids at a family BBQ and because I don’t show Alex and myself holding each other by a fire with cups of good ol all American cocoa I don’t have a life?. Did it ever occur to your fake redhead fake boobed fake assed ass that the reason you don’t see that is because my private life is PRIVATE?. I focus on my wrestling career because I’m a wrestler!. I don’t want people knowing what I had for breakfast or how big my husband is or what noises I make during sex..who do I look like?.Megan Kane?...”
“We sling insults back and forth at each other but the ones I fire off at you happen to have the great advantage of being true. You are a whiny little bitch...”
Mockingly “Oh Crystal isn’t my friend anymore because now she’s Shelly’s and that really hurts my motivation for my match why didn’t she just tell me IT’S NOT FAIR....”
I sigh and roll my eyes
“How am I a crybaby?. Everything I’ve ever said is true. You are unworthy. You walked out of NCW when you had a match scheduled. That makes you unworthy AND UNPROFESSIONAL. And the fact NCW let you in that match for the vacant title giving you a slim chance of actually winning it makes me realise how stupid Nikki Michaels is. But wait wait wait. You call me undeserving?. From day one I’ve called out the best and fought the best and to this day I have only lost one one on one match. That’s right only once one on one I’ve been beaten. When I have been on the losing end of the stick it’s been because of stupidity and people screwing me over.....”
“Let’s not forget I EARNED this shot. So again explain to me how I’m undeserving?....”
“Hmm Maybe you can’t because YOU’RE WRONG...”
I shake my head and fold my arms.
“But you’re the know all of the women’s division right?. No one wants me to be champion right?. Not me best friend Crystal Hilton a woman I went to war with and against. Oh wait she does. Oh what about BWA some of those girls in the back you were talking about. Yeah they don’t want me as champion. I’ve been one of the few they respect for my in ring abilities. Sure they hate I use the world “Starlet” in my nickname but they’ll get over it. Oh but what about management?. They don’t want me as champion because it’ll undo the hard work to make the title relevant right?.”
“Zelda Knite made the title relevant not management. It’s the title holder not management Aly. So in winning that belt you’ve made the title worth nothing. I will make it worth something again. But to squash your ridiculously miss thought point even more. If management didn’t want me as champion why would they have given me the opportunity to become number one contender?. Are you calling management stupid Aly?..is that what you’re doing?...”
“Oh but what oh great one you can see into the future and tell me no one will congratulate me WHEN I WIN and that I will dodge everyone to keep the belt. Really?. So after I’ve done nothing but call out the best you think I’ll go into my shell and stop that?. Is that what you wanted to do until you found out I won a number one contenders match?. Don’t act as if you know me because you don’t. As I said you put your private life out there. I know you’re an idiot who doesn’t even know if she’s gay, straight, bi or a penguin....”
“But you don’t know me because I want it that way. All you should know about me is that I love this business, that I hate people who see it as a past time..like you do. And that I don’t see the Starlets world title as a fashion accessory. I see it as the most important title in womens wrestling. It’s a gioal that I want and need. It is my destiny to be known as the best. You seem to want to tell the future. You tell me that no one wants me as champion so you speak for everyone right?. Well I have a little tid bit for you. If you do get past me then you’ll stumble around for another month and as another contender steps up you’ll end up whining and crying AGAIN because that’s what you do....”
“Then you’ll either no show and hand the belt to someone because that is after all ANOTHER THING YOU DO or you’ll end up losing it to someone terrible like Roxxxie and we’ll be back to the start again. So it’s simple...to save womans wrestling in NCW I have to beat you and then go on to face every single woman in NCW to stay a dominant champion....that is the only way the division I love will stay alive...a champion like you...a whiny little no showing unprofessional bitch who can’t take a joke...will kill it....”
I giggle to myself as I tie my long blonde and brown hair back in a high ponytail, my lips curl from the giggle into an awkward grin. See what I’m doing here is adding some kind of description to give a mental image..WHAT A CHAMPION WOULD DO.
“So all your talk of mental toughness and getting under my skin was all bull****.?. Whodathunkitrite?. But now that you have put out a childish immature rant don’t you feel better?. Now that you’ve lowered yourself to my level?. But what level is that Miss Gardner?. Oh I’m annoying?..well yeah I am I can admit that, I know that. I’m a low life?. Hmm really?. I was married to a millionaire in Angel and took him for half his earnings and now I’m married to Alex Jones while collecting a pay check myself. So Low in life is not what I am Miss Gardner.”
“And Frigid?. Why?. Because Unlike women like yourself and Roxxxie I don’t go around showing my breasts off and I don’t hang all over my husband?. And a waste of flesh?. Oh sweetheart I am clearly not a waste of anything. So while you did hit the mark on a few comments others were way off. So your trash talk needs a little help after all BY YOUR OWN ADMISSION everything I said about you is true....”
“But let’s be clear on this. You sit there and say I sound like a broken record for one reason. Because I throw your embarrassing bull**** life back at you. Here’s the thing. I obviously enjoy sex..HENCE THE CHILDREN. Where’s yours?. Cause you know if you can’t bare a child you’re missing out on one of the true pleasures in life..and you’re half a woman.... Or are you content with looking after Spike Kane’s son Xand-...ohhhh this uh...this is awkward isn’t it....”
I pause for a moment and smirk.
“So by your logic, because I don’t waste NCW airtime by showing Alex and our kids at a family BBQ and because I don’t show Alex and myself holding each other by a fire with cups of good ol all American cocoa I don’t have a life?. Did it ever occur to your fake redhead fake boobed fake assed ass that the reason you don’t see that is because my private life is PRIVATE?. I focus on my wrestling career because I’m a wrestler!. I don’t want people knowing what I had for breakfast or how big my husband is or what noises I make during sex..who do I look like?.Megan Kane?...”
“We sling insults back and forth at each other but the ones I fire off at you happen to have the great advantage of being true. You are a whiny little bitch...”
Mockingly “Oh Crystal isn’t my friend anymore because now she’s Shelly’s and that really hurts my motivation for my match why didn’t she just tell me IT’S NOT FAIR....”
I sigh and roll my eyes
“How am I a crybaby?. Everything I’ve ever said is true. You are unworthy. You walked out of NCW when you had a match scheduled. That makes you unworthy AND UNPROFESSIONAL. And the fact NCW let you in that match for the vacant title giving you a slim chance of actually winning it makes me realise how stupid Nikki Michaels is. But wait wait wait. You call me undeserving?. From day one I’ve called out the best and fought the best and to this day I have only lost one one on one match. That’s right only once one on one I’ve been beaten. When I have been on the losing end of the stick it’s been because of stupidity and people screwing me over.....”
“Let’s not forget I EARNED this shot. So again explain to me how I’m undeserving?....”
“Hmm Maybe you can’t because YOU’RE WRONG...”
I shake my head and fold my arms.
“But you’re the know all of the women’s division right?. No one wants me to be champion right?. Not me best friend Crystal Hilton a woman I went to war with and against. Oh wait she does. Oh what about BWA some of those girls in the back you were talking about. Yeah they don’t want me as champion. I’ve been one of the few they respect for my in ring abilities. Sure they hate I use the world “Starlet” in my nickname but they’ll get over it. Oh but what about management?. They don’t want me as champion because it’ll undo the hard work to make the title relevant right?.”
“Zelda Knite made the title relevant not management. It’s the title holder not management Aly. So in winning that belt you’ve made the title worth nothing. I will make it worth something again. But to squash your ridiculously miss thought point even more. If management didn’t want me as champion why would they have given me the opportunity to become number one contender?. Are you calling management stupid Aly?..is that what you’re doing?...”
“Oh but what oh great one you can see into the future and tell me no one will congratulate me WHEN I WIN and that I will dodge everyone to keep the belt. Really?. So after I’ve done nothing but call out the best you think I’ll go into my shell and stop that?. Is that what you wanted to do until you found out I won a number one contenders match?. Don’t act as if you know me because you don’t. As I said you put your private life out there. I know you’re an idiot who doesn’t even know if she’s gay, straight, bi or a penguin....”
“But you don’t know me because I want it that way. All you should know about me is that I love this business, that I hate people who see it as a past time..like you do. And that I don’t see the Starlets world title as a fashion accessory. I see it as the most important title in womens wrestling. It’s a gioal that I want and need. It is my destiny to be known as the best. You seem to want to tell the future. You tell me that no one wants me as champion so you speak for everyone right?. Well I have a little tid bit for you. If you do get past me then you’ll stumble around for another month and as another contender steps up you’ll end up whining and crying AGAIN because that’s what you do....”
“Then you’ll either no show and hand the belt to someone because that is after all ANOTHER THING YOU DO or you’ll end up losing it to someone terrible like Roxxxie and we’ll be back to the start again. So it’s simple...to save womans wrestling in NCW I have to beat you and then go on to face every single woman in NCW to stay a dominant champion....that is the only way the division I love will stay alive...a champion like you...a whiny little no showing unprofessional bitch who can’t take a joke...will kill it....”