Post by Markus E. Reeves on Oct 27, 2011 17:50:52 GMT -6
The scene opens up with Mark Evil sitting on his couch watching TV. His house his decorated for Halloween. He turns his TV off and takes a drink of water
Aren't you supposed to be sucking a dick or something, Bates? I'm really surprised that you are able to take time out of your busy man loving schedule to grace us with your presence with that lovely promo. Trust me Bates I no longer want to be a jobber anymore. I no longer want to be the laughing stock of New Championship Wrestling but it doesn't seem like I am able to shake it anymore. Maybe it's time for me to hang up my boots and just go back to living a simpliar life just running my company and raking in the big bucks and let you younger guys continue destroying your bodies. I could do that but why would I do that when thinks appear on the up and up. I have formed a team with Matt Jackson and picked up a victory with him over the number one contenders for the tag titles. The way I see it that puts me closer to some championship hardware than you currently are and yet you feel the need to insult me. Is that what homos do now? Do they get pissed at people for making fun of the fact that they like the color pink, musicals and Glee that they feel it nessasary to make fun of other people. Way to go Bates I'm so proud of you. I'm glad you can take shots at defenseless Joe Everyman, Jackhammer and Jason Evans. Did you call Jackhammer, "Jackoffhammer" because you either want to jack him off or because you were stroking your "life partner" at the time?
Mark takes a drink from his glass of water
Bate, do you want to know my honest opinion on this situation. I don't think you are gay. I think you are faking it just so that people pay attention to you. I mean how the hell could you get a woman and kids to waste there lives by faking being apart of your life. If that is true then you are seriously the biggest scum on Earth and when you die you will go to that special place in Hell that is reserved for child molesters and rapists. One way or another you will be happy with that little rung of Hell. The only question that has to be asked is how you will be dressed there. Will you be pretending to be a little boy so you can get ****ed in the ass or will you dressed in your prison best hoping to have your ass rammed by Big Bubba. In fact maybe I should dress up in my old prison uniform and make you my own little prison bitch. I want ass rape you myself because unlike you...allegedly...I'm not that way but here is what I can do for your allegedly gay ass. I will get a dildo made in the shape of the legendary Gib's trouser snake and before you get all excited about that being shoved where the sun don't shine I'm gonna remind you of the division that you used to be dominate in but then became too fruity to participate in. I'm gonna wrap that dildo in barbed wire and shred your ass up so bad that your boyfriend won't know if it's your ass or ground, bloody hamburger.
Mark takes another drink of water
I don't really care if you fear me or not. I don't even fear me now because I think that with me running my business it made me...soft. Just like you being gay has made you a soft little fruit bat *hit crazy. We used to be dominate monsters. I would was a large intimidating figure while you were a cold, calculating figure and something happened to both of us. I was too busy being worried about whether my company was going to succeed or fail and you became too busy getting your fudge packed and worrying about the fact that your daddy didn't hug you enough. Bates this is why people can't take you serious anymore. You were dominate when you were lying to people that you probably paid to be your fake family and lying to the people that watch TV and now that you aren't lying to anyone you suck in the ring and I don't mean that literally because there are rules in place that keep you from hitting, fondling and going down male genitalia in matches with rules. You are about as dangerous in the ring as me throwing a stuffed animal at Xander. The only thing I fear in the ring against you is whether or not you are going to try and rape me which I wont and I sure as hell hope the referee wont allow you do to me. Bates what I'm trying to get at is we are both jokes the difference is that I'm straight and not a jackass. I look forward to our match Bates on Sunday and what hopefully becomes the resurrection of my career. I'm going to make you feel what it's like to be in prison minus the gay butt sex and I'm going to beat the gay out of you...no homo.
The scene fades to black
Aren't you supposed to be sucking a dick or something, Bates? I'm really surprised that you are able to take time out of your busy man loving schedule to grace us with your presence with that lovely promo. Trust me Bates I no longer want to be a jobber anymore. I no longer want to be the laughing stock of New Championship Wrestling but it doesn't seem like I am able to shake it anymore. Maybe it's time for me to hang up my boots and just go back to living a simpliar life just running my company and raking in the big bucks and let you younger guys continue destroying your bodies. I could do that but why would I do that when thinks appear on the up and up. I have formed a team with Matt Jackson and picked up a victory with him over the number one contenders for the tag titles. The way I see it that puts me closer to some championship hardware than you currently are and yet you feel the need to insult me. Is that what homos do now? Do they get pissed at people for making fun of the fact that they like the color pink, musicals and Glee that they feel it nessasary to make fun of other people. Way to go Bates I'm so proud of you. I'm glad you can take shots at defenseless Joe Everyman, Jackhammer and Jason Evans. Did you call Jackhammer, "Jackoffhammer" because you either want to jack him off or because you were stroking your "life partner" at the time?
Mark takes a drink from his glass of water
Bate, do you want to know my honest opinion on this situation. I don't think you are gay. I think you are faking it just so that people pay attention to you. I mean how the hell could you get a woman and kids to waste there lives by faking being apart of your life. If that is true then you are seriously the biggest scum on Earth and when you die you will go to that special place in Hell that is reserved for child molesters and rapists. One way or another you will be happy with that little rung of Hell. The only question that has to be asked is how you will be dressed there. Will you be pretending to be a little boy so you can get ****ed in the ass or will you dressed in your prison best hoping to have your ass rammed by Big Bubba. In fact maybe I should dress up in my old prison uniform and make you my own little prison bitch. I want ass rape you myself because unlike you...allegedly...I'm not that way but here is what I can do for your allegedly gay ass. I will get a dildo made in the shape of the legendary Gib's trouser snake and before you get all excited about that being shoved where the sun don't shine I'm gonna remind you of the division that you used to be dominate in but then became too fruity to participate in. I'm gonna wrap that dildo in barbed wire and shred your ass up so bad that your boyfriend won't know if it's your ass or ground, bloody hamburger.
Mark takes another drink of water
I don't really care if you fear me or not. I don't even fear me now because I think that with me running my business it made me...soft. Just like you being gay has made you a soft little fruit bat *hit crazy. We used to be dominate monsters. I would was a large intimidating figure while you were a cold, calculating figure and something happened to both of us. I was too busy being worried about whether my company was going to succeed or fail and you became too busy getting your fudge packed and worrying about the fact that your daddy didn't hug you enough. Bates this is why people can't take you serious anymore. You were dominate when you were lying to people that you probably paid to be your fake family and lying to the people that watch TV and now that you aren't lying to anyone you suck in the ring and I don't mean that literally because there are rules in place that keep you from hitting, fondling and going down male genitalia in matches with rules. You are about as dangerous in the ring as me throwing a stuffed animal at Xander. The only thing I fear in the ring against you is whether or not you are going to try and rape me which I wont and I sure as hell hope the referee wont allow you do to me. Bates what I'm trying to get at is we are both jokes the difference is that I'm straight and not a jackass. I look forward to our match Bates on Sunday and what hopefully becomes the resurrection of my career. I'm going to make you feel what it's like to be in prison minus the gay butt sex and I'm going to beat the gay out of you...no homo.
The scene fades to black