Post by Joe Everyman on Oct 28, 2011 11:00:44 GMT -6
Hello again, friend of a friend
I knew you when
Our common goal was waiting for the world to end
I knew you when
Our common goal was waiting for the world to end
Another pay per view, another empty chance.
Another show, another chance for management to go out and make me embarrassed.
And just when I thought they were going to change their stance on me...
Oh well, I guess I was thinking I could do something positive... that'll show me, eh?
This week, I've got Caleb Lockwood... hmm, I believe I remember facing you before, and beating the sh*t out of you. Well, and Curtis Kanyon too, but that's another story that I don't feel like getting into right now. But Caleb, down to brass tacks already, notice that we've had one match in our careers together, and you lost. It's as simple as that. That one win should be the only thing I need to say to you this week, but I suppose I should elaborate a little bit, at least. You haven't been clamoring for a title shot lately, and I have been. But then again, you don't really deserve one... and well, of course I deserve one. There's a certain other wrestler who I've been warned by management that if I mention, I will be taken out back and beaten with a hose till I apologize. But he said... just give me one... more... match. And that is exactly what I am going under this week. Just one more match to prove everyone wrong. Just one more match to prove the believers correct. Just one more match to prove everything...
After all Caleb, what have you done in your career? ...no, really, that is a real question, cause I have no idea. Some people say that as the dickish thing to do, but not me, I legitimately don't know. You're typically do low on the card, I would have to lift up my shoe just to see the sh*t stain you left when I walked on you. You are nothing, and you will never be nothing. Who big named have you beaten in your career? I've taken our and retired Hall of Famers! I put an end to Lance Ryan THREE times! I ended Milo Holland's dreams of being a singles star. I put Spike Kane down before he could get more hurt. I am a *** damn three time National Champion! I've the greatest National Champion in nCw history! I broke a man's leg to win that championship! What do you think I'm capable of doing to you when I know another championship is on the line?
A great man once said that championships aren't everything in professional wrestling, but to me, they are. They validate everything, they destroy everything. They are the only reason I still strive in this company. So many piece of gold elude me, but no longer. You see, as soon as I put you down, I will be on my way to winning a championship that is a new shore to me. An uncharted land I have never explored. The Honor Championship. I've said before that I didn't care for any championship other than the World Championship, but you know what? I have to start this new crusade somewhere. And a championship like this could be the perfect example of it. I've won the low tier championships before, but here in nCw, I've nearly captured the biggest one a few times, and I have captured the second biggest an unprecedented three times. And if I'm going to get back to that level, I'm going to have to start here in new territory.
Caleb, you don't stand a chance at all against me. Don't you know who I am? I'm Joe Mother F*ckin' Everyman! My legend itself speaks for me. Sure, I've lost a lot, but I've tried harder than any man in nCw history. Sure, I've never been to the top of the mountain, but my destiny and my legacy have been. I may not get the spotlight like Steve Awesome, Xander Famularo, Rob Diamond, Angel, Alex Jones, even Lex Sense, but I've been in nCw longer and I've for damn sure striven for me in my career! I never take a week off, I'm here every single damn show! I've been here since the beginning, and I will damn sure be here until the end!
I will beat you Caleb, and I will go on to pad my Hall of Fame ballet a little more when I go on to win the nCw Honor Championship. You don't stand a chance because I am just simply better than you. Want me to prove it? Come into Road to the Gold with your full force and see how long you last, because the harder you try, the quicker you will be slain. I have proven time and time again that I should never be underestimated. When I need that big win, I always do it. When I need to shut the mouth of someone like you, I always do. I will prove once and for all that I am the greatest wrestler nCw has ever seen! Maybe I'll go on to win every championship and hold them all at the same time. Maybe I'll only be mentioned in the same sentences as Hall of Famers and World Champions one day.
Sure, I don't have many people who believe in me, but as long as I'm still getting these shots, I'll be happy. I don't need supporters, because I have myself and my daughter, and that's all I really need. Somehow, after all of this time, I still have fans, but I've never really needed fans. But as long as they want to cheer, I won't stop them. Buy my shirts, wear them proud, because one day, I'll prove all of those purchases right. One of these day, I'm going to prove everyone who ever believed in me right. I will prove to EVERYONE who ever spoke ill of me that they were dead wrong. I will go down as the greatest man to ever step foot in nCw. Nobody will be able to stop my tracks. Nobody will be able to even comprehend how I got so damn good.
This Sunday, Caleb, I'll prove to you why you should never have even shown up.
I'll show you why signing your nCw contract was the biggest mistake you ever made.
One step closer to absolution, one step closer to immortality.
I may have always been the black sheep of nCw, but maybe it was I who was right all along, and all of you white sheep were the ones out of place.
This Sunday is just one step closer to, first the Honor Championship, then the nCw World Championship, the Hall of Fame, and a legacy that will shine so bright, it will break the clouds that have shadowing your eyes of me for so long.
I may be a black sheep, but I'm the best damn one this world has ever seen!
Now that the truth is just a rule that you can bend
You crack the whip
Shape-shift and trick
The past again
You crack the whip
Shape-shift and trick
The past again