Post by Alex Jones on Nov 23, 2011 18:09:44 GMT -6
“You silly moron....”
“I don’t know if I should laugh....”
“Or feel sorry for you...”
“Open your ears...”
“Shut your damn mouth....”
“And actually listen to what I say....”
“Instead of just fast forwarding through everything....”
“Hear the words...”
“The wisdom....”
“In other words...”
“Stop being a jackass for five seconds...”
“I don’t know if I should laugh....”
“Or feel sorry for you...”
“Open your ears...”
“Shut your damn mouth....”
“And actually listen to what I say....”
“Instead of just fast forwarding through everything....”
“Hear the words...”
“The wisdom....”
“In other words...”
“Stop being a jackass for five seconds...”
“Getting revenge on Curtis huh?....”
I shake my head and sigh.
“Revenge?. Is that what that was?. Curtis is crazy, he doesn’t care about losing matches I think that would have been obvious after he hit the BANG on you. But you call it revenge by causing him and you to lose?. Then you talk about how wins and losses mean nothing?. Wow Spike, words of wisdom from a veteran of this business who seems to be the dumbest smartass I’ve ever seen in my life. I mean are you insane?. We get paid to entertain people but we get paid MORE when we win when we beat others and become champions, so for you to stand there and spoon feed people that wins and losses don’t matter when you know they do is just ridiculous.....”
“And for the record the reason I think you’re a tool for talking about that “win” over me is because it was a cheap victory. And for someone who believes wins mean nothing in the long run you certainly like to brag about them. So does that makes sense to you?. YOU ****ING HYPOCRITE?. Words familiar?. You literally hit me in the balls to get a win because in a one on one match under fair rules you know I’m the better man. You know I’m better than you and would beat you....”
“And just to prove that point we’ve taken the rules out of the equation. Now it’s perfectly legal for you to kick me in the testicles Spike. But at the same time it’s now perfectly legal for me to take a lead pipe to your amazingly huge skull and not stop hitting until the ring is painted in a new shade of red and pink called essence of brain, It’s all nice and legal for me to take a steel chair to you, I can do what I want Spike the playing field is even......”
A small smile comes across my face.
“Oh that’s right I just did that for me right?. Cause everything I ever do is all about Alex Jones, I’m just a selfish egotistical hypocrite. I’m just out for number one. Here’s the thing Spike, my family is my number one priority. My life and career fall to number two. You put your hands on my wife. I can forgive the words, I can forgive the slanderous insults, I can forgive the low blow, I can even forgive the chair you decided to try and cave my skull in with. But what I cannot forgive Spike what I cannot forget and move on from is the fact you threatened my wife, you threatened MY son and my stepdaughter. You dared to hurt her.....Spike that offense cannot be overlooked...and you now have a debt to pay to me and I’m taking that debt in payments of pain and humiliation...and you better believe I’m going to collect....”
“The thing is Spike when this started I did want to help you, I did care, I wanted the guy I used to know back. The guy I’d just hang out and listen to music with, play video games with, I wanted my brother back. But it’s now clear he’s gone. But let’s be clear about something. I never wanted to leave you behind, I never meant any malice in what I said about you and your matches for the hardcore title with Mark Evil and your fued with Kevin Hardaway. Mark was a bit of a joke back in the day and Kevin?. Well the less I say about Kevin the better, I don’t want to be giving that name anymore airtime, he’s a talentless douche bag.....”
“But the issue you had with my EX WIFE a woman you were with about the death of your child had nothing to do with me. It was between you and her. But the other things you brought up, seeing me as a competitor, seeing me as a challenger, eliminating me from the rumble match, that all stung me Spike, it hurt me but I got over it. You were one of the best Spike and you have been world champion here, there and everywhere, so when you ask “where does jealous Spike come into it” well I found myself asking the same question when you said I SURPASSED YOU.....”
I shake my head and laugh.
“Your words Spike, you told me last month you hated the fact I surpassed you on the NCW roster because you’re a legend because your name is etched into the history books, because you’ve been world champion. But yet you said it Spike YOU SAID IT not me. You can see me how you like, call me jealous and bitter, but honestly Spike I’m happy, I love my life, the one dream I have left is to be world champion, I will pursue that dream with everything I am because it’s what I want, it’s part of my legacy. Those names you mentioned won their titles and faded away because they did what they wanted and left. I may want to be champion Spike but I love this business just like you......”
“That is something we always had in common...love for what we do.....”
“But you love throwing the fact I’ve never been world champion in my face don’t you?. You and everyone else. Keep whipping that dead horse Spike, see in three years here I’ve had two title shots and both times I’ve been screwed by a member of the knite family. Twice I was within seconds of claiming my dream and I’ve had it torn away from me, you and the rest of the cynical crew of douche bags we work with can sit there and say it’s sour grapes but the fans know the truth, the fans and some of the guys backstage know it’s bull****. All I get is the same crap time and time again from people like you, the same tired insulting comments, and in the end Spike all it’s going to do is push me harder to become champion and when I am standing on top of that hill, when I am holding that title I will throw it in the face of every single moron who told me I would never be champion, you think I was bad in XHF after I became champion?, you think It sucks when I go through my laundry list of big wins and titles here in NCW?. Then it’ll be unbearable when I become champion Spike because I will be the biggest loud mouth this company has ever seen......”
“Not that I’m not already arrogant but hey I can always get worse....”
“You want it this way?....”
“Really Michael?...”
“Fine...”
“You want to cross that line?....”
“You want me to go there?...”
“Oh I can Mike....”
“I can go places that will eat away at you...”
“My words like venom....”
“They will go through your blood and veins until nothing is left....”
“Nothing but a crying husk of a man....”
“Nothing but a man-child....”
“You know what....”
“That’s fine...”
“**** you....”
“Poor little Mike....”
My eyes open as my face seems to be paralysed with no feeling. That’s because I can’t feel the remorse of what I’m about to say....HEEL MODE ACTIVATE
“This is the part of the promo where Spike tells us his little sob story and has a cry or pretends not to when he’s crying on the inside because HE’S SUCH A TOURTURED SOUL RIGHT?. Hey let’s all feel bad for Spike, I guess Alex is a bad guy I guess Spike is just sad but he can be saved right?. Nice story, too bad it’s all bull****. You sit there and say I should know this and that about you and your life and truth is Spike I do, I know it all, I just stopped caring. You don’t have a close family because no one wants to be around you...”
“Your brother walked out, your sister barely talks to you, your mother killed herself because of your father’s faked death right?. Sure it wasn’t because she couldn’t handle having two sons so ineptly stupid they didn’t realise they were twins for, what was it?, five years?. Then your dad controlled you and you found him out, woo amazing, truly a great story, maybe I would have liked it better had I not fallen asleep a few pages ago when the nerdy looking kid, the ginger kid and the girl who will be hot in ten years finally arrive at Hogwarts......oh wait......I think I got mixed up...”
“Sorry I confused your long drawn out life story with something entertaining and interesting, my bad. But it’s alright, I’m sure after you see this you’ll fly into some kind of rage and then sit there and re-tell the WHOLE THING because I got some kind of small and un-interesting detail wrong, for my own ignorance the entire NCW fan base has to suffer, so to all the fans who will most likely commit suicide while watching “Spike’s sob story” let me apologise in advance to your families and warn NCW’s legal department because I know we’ll end up with wrongful death law suits in this...”
“Man I’d hate for you to fall into some kind of addiction because of this. I mean here we are with you getting angry at me for not noticing your heroin addiction. Funny that my brother died of a drug overdose, you ever put two and two together and maybe think the reason why I didn’t see your problems was because I was worried about my little brother?. Oh right I forgot, I’m the selfish one who doesn’t know about your life story and doesn’t care, let’s just forget that you probably didn’t even know Dylan died or how he died, let’s stick with the story where I’M THE ASSHOLE.....”
“I’m the asshole because I finally found happiness with Shelly, I’m the asshole because I get to go home every day and see my son, I get to hold him, see him smile, hear his laugh, watch him grow everyday, I get to see all that and I’m the asshole?. Well then let me appologise. I’m sorry Michael. I’m sorry for being a better husband than you, I’m sorry for having a better wife than you, I’m sorry that I get to live with my son, I’m sorry that I can sexually satisfy my wife and you couldn’t. Truth is Spike, you called me a sick **** for throwing something in your face that I never did......but now I have something to really throw at you....and listen close....”
I get in a little closer and smile
“Alysson will never be “normal” again. Your son, No matter how bad your ex-wife is, is better off with her than with you. After all we already k now your track record with looking after sons right Spike?....”
Wow, even I found that distasteful..oh well....
“That may have been a little low, but the point is valid. You want to end me, try, you want to hurt me and threaten my family go right ahead but I think you need to realise who you are dealing with Mr Kane. I’m not some new kid walking through the doors here, I’m a ***damn veteran of this business, I can look any man in the eye and say that I can beat them and it isn’t a boast, my name is Alex Jones, and guess what Spikey?.....”
A small smile comes across my face again.
“The ****ing trigger just got pulled....”
“All....”
“Bloody...”
“Hail.....”
I shake my head and sigh.
“Revenge?. Is that what that was?. Curtis is crazy, he doesn’t care about losing matches I think that would have been obvious after he hit the BANG on you. But you call it revenge by causing him and you to lose?. Then you talk about how wins and losses mean nothing?. Wow Spike, words of wisdom from a veteran of this business who seems to be the dumbest smartass I’ve ever seen in my life. I mean are you insane?. We get paid to entertain people but we get paid MORE when we win when we beat others and become champions, so for you to stand there and spoon feed people that wins and losses don’t matter when you know they do is just ridiculous.....”
“And for the record the reason I think you’re a tool for talking about that “win” over me is because it was a cheap victory. And for someone who believes wins mean nothing in the long run you certainly like to brag about them. So does that makes sense to you?. YOU ****ING HYPOCRITE?. Words familiar?. You literally hit me in the balls to get a win because in a one on one match under fair rules you know I’m the better man. You know I’m better than you and would beat you....”
“And just to prove that point we’ve taken the rules out of the equation. Now it’s perfectly legal for you to kick me in the testicles Spike. But at the same time it’s now perfectly legal for me to take a lead pipe to your amazingly huge skull and not stop hitting until the ring is painted in a new shade of red and pink called essence of brain, It’s all nice and legal for me to take a steel chair to you, I can do what I want Spike the playing field is even......”
A small smile comes across my face.
“Oh that’s right I just did that for me right?. Cause everything I ever do is all about Alex Jones, I’m just a selfish egotistical hypocrite. I’m just out for number one. Here’s the thing Spike, my family is my number one priority. My life and career fall to number two. You put your hands on my wife. I can forgive the words, I can forgive the slanderous insults, I can forgive the low blow, I can even forgive the chair you decided to try and cave my skull in with. But what I cannot forgive Spike what I cannot forget and move on from is the fact you threatened my wife, you threatened MY son and my stepdaughter. You dared to hurt her.....Spike that offense cannot be overlooked...and you now have a debt to pay to me and I’m taking that debt in payments of pain and humiliation...and you better believe I’m going to collect....”
“The thing is Spike when this started I did want to help you, I did care, I wanted the guy I used to know back. The guy I’d just hang out and listen to music with, play video games with, I wanted my brother back. But it’s now clear he’s gone. But let’s be clear about something. I never wanted to leave you behind, I never meant any malice in what I said about you and your matches for the hardcore title with Mark Evil and your fued with Kevin Hardaway. Mark was a bit of a joke back in the day and Kevin?. Well the less I say about Kevin the better, I don’t want to be giving that name anymore airtime, he’s a talentless douche bag.....”
“But the issue you had with my EX WIFE a woman you were with about the death of your child had nothing to do with me. It was between you and her. But the other things you brought up, seeing me as a competitor, seeing me as a challenger, eliminating me from the rumble match, that all stung me Spike, it hurt me but I got over it. You were one of the best Spike and you have been world champion here, there and everywhere, so when you ask “where does jealous Spike come into it” well I found myself asking the same question when you said I SURPASSED YOU.....”
I shake my head and laugh.
“Your words Spike, you told me last month you hated the fact I surpassed you on the NCW roster because you’re a legend because your name is etched into the history books, because you’ve been world champion. But yet you said it Spike YOU SAID IT not me. You can see me how you like, call me jealous and bitter, but honestly Spike I’m happy, I love my life, the one dream I have left is to be world champion, I will pursue that dream with everything I am because it’s what I want, it’s part of my legacy. Those names you mentioned won their titles and faded away because they did what they wanted and left. I may want to be champion Spike but I love this business just like you......”
“That is something we always had in common...love for what we do.....”
“But you love throwing the fact I’ve never been world champion in my face don’t you?. You and everyone else. Keep whipping that dead horse Spike, see in three years here I’ve had two title shots and both times I’ve been screwed by a member of the knite family. Twice I was within seconds of claiming my dream and I’ve had it torn away from me, you and the rest of the cynical crew of douche bags we work with can sit there and say it’s sour grapes but the fans know the truth, the fans and some of the guys backstage know it’s bull****. All I get is the same crap time and time again from people like you, the same tired insulting comments, and in the end Spike all it’s going to do is push me harder to become champion and when I am standing on top of that hill, when I am holding that title I will throw it in the face of every single moron who told me I would never be champion, you think I was bad in XHF after I became champion?, you think It sucks when I go through my laundry list of big wins and titles here in NCW?. Then it’ll be unbearable when I become champion Spike because I will be the biggest loud mouth this company has ever seen......”
“Not that I’m not already arrogant but hey I can always get worse....”
“You want it this way?....”
“Really Michael?...”
“Fine...”
“You want to cross that line?....”
“You want me to go there?...”
“Oh I can Mike....”
“I can go places that will eat away at you...”
“My words like venom....”
“They will go through your blood and veins until nothing is left....”
“Nothing but a crying husk of a man....”
“Nothing but a man-child....”
“You know what....”
“That’s fine...”
“**** you....”
“Poor little Mike....”
My eyes open as my face seems to be paralysed with no feeling. That’s because I can’t feel the remorse of what I’m about to say....HEEL MODE ACTIVATE
“This is the part of the promo where Spike tells us his little sob story and has a cry or pretends not to when he’s crying on the inside because HE’S SUCH A TOURTURED SOUL RIGHT?. Hey let’s all feel bad for Spike, I guess Alex is a bad guy I guess Spike is just sad but he can be saved right?. Nice story, too bad it’s all bull****. You sit there and say I should know this and that about you and your life and truth is Spike I do, I know it all, I just stopped caring. You don’t have a close family because no one wants to be around you...”
“Your brother walked out, your sister barely talks to you, your mother killed herself because of your father’s faked death right?. Sure it wasn’t because she couldn’t handle having two sons so ineptly stupid they didn’t realise they were twins for, what was it?, five years?. Then your dad controlled you and you found him out, woo amazing, truly a great story, maybe I would have liked it better had I not fallen asleep a few pages ago when the nerdy looking kid, the ginger kid and the girl who will be hot in ten years finally arrive at Hogwarts......oh wait......I think I got mixed up...”
“Sorry I confused your long drawn out life story with something entertaining and interesting, my bad. But it’s alright, I’m sure after you see this you’ll fly into some kind of rage and then sit there and re-tell the WHOLE THING because I got some kind of small and un-interesting detail wrong, for my own ignorance the entire NCW fan base has to suffer, so to all the fans who will most likely commit suicide while watching “Spike’s sob story” let me apologise in advance to your families and warn NCW’s legal department because I know we’ll end up with wrongful death law suits in this...”
“Man I’d hate for you to fall into some kind of addiction because of this. I mean here we are with you getting angry at me for not noticing your heroin addiction. Funny that my brother died of a drug overdose, you ever put two and two together and maybe think the reason why I didn’t see your problems was because I was worried about my little brother?. Oh right I forgot, I’m the selfish one who doesn’t know about your life story and doesn’t care, let’s just forget that you probably didn’t even know Dylan died or how he died, let’s stick with the story where I’M THE ASSHOLE.....”
“I’m the asshole because I finally found happiness with Shelly, I’m the asshole because I get to go home every day and see my son, I get to hold him, see him smile, hear his laugh, watch him grow everyday, I get to see all that and I’m the asshole?. Well then let me appologise. I’m sorry Michael. I’m sorry for being a better husband than you, I’m sorry for having a better wife than you, I’m sorry that I get to live with my son, I’m sorry that I can sexually satisfy my wife and you couldn’t. Truth is Spike, you called me a sick **** for throwing something in your face that I never did......but now I have something to really throw at you....and listen close....”
I get in a little closer and smile
“Alysson will never be “normal” again. Your son, No matter how bad your ex-wife is, is better off with her than with you. After all we already k now your track record with looking after sons right Spike?....”
Wow, even I found that distasteful..oh well....
“That may have been a little low, but the point is valid. You want to end me, try, you want to hurt me and threaten my family go right ahead but I think you need to realise who you are dealing with Mr Kane. I’m not some new kid walking through the doors here, I’m a ***damn veteran of this business, I can look any man in the eye and say that I can beat them and it isn’t a boast, my name is Alex Jones, and guess what Spikey?.....”
A small smile comes across my face again.
“The ****ing trigger just got pulled....”
“All....”
“Bloody...”
“Hail.....”
