Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Nov 23, 2011 23:31:18 GMT -6
*We open in on Curtis D. Kanyon walking around with a big **** eating grin on his face. He's also got a small bandage where he was busted open by Xander on Collision. He bumps into Chad Lights.*
Curtis: Woah there partner, sorry for the bumping!
Chad: Oh hey Curtis, what's going on.
Curtis: Just high on life! You?
Chad: I've been going through some not cool stuff. last week I wa--
Curtis: Yeah, don't really care, I'm the new world champion. I have more important things to deal with.
Chad: But Curtis, the match with Xander is this Sunday. And if I recall, last time we saw you, you were taken down by him.
Curtis: Yeah, but have you seen him since then? Have you seen what he resorted to? The common man of NCW, the man who was "bred for this business," let me get under his skin. The guy who thinks I'm an imbecile who doesn't deserve a thing, he felt like he had to attack me to gain an advantage. Don't you see!
Chad: Not really.
Curtis: There is no glitch or secret combo to beat Xander, but there doesn't need to be when you're as good as me! I am a former world champion. I am a former three time tag team champion. I am a bad ass! All it takes is one good BANG! Just one! And that belt is mine. Speaking of, I guess he didn't give Angelina one good BANG! if you know what I mean.
Chad: I think so, yeah.
Curtis: Now Chad, may I call you Chad?
Chad: That's my name.
Curtis: Okay. Well you see Charles, Xander is many things. One of those is a hypocrite. See, I've been where he's at and people shat of everything I did. And they continue to **** on it to this day. Including himself. Then he turns around and tells me not to **** on his achievements. I beat Philip Burns! A boring, but still technically savvy wrestler, in an honor rules match. The one time I didn't cheat, I win the world title. I've had three looooong tag team title reigns. Why are those things to poop on Chad? Huh? But see, Xander becomes the NCW Gladiator and then chokes on his first title shot, and supposedly it's on me not to talk ****. Why would I talk **** about his obvious failure, it's like beating a dead horse. I mean, he failed at that opportunity so bad! But it's okay, because he won the Road to the Gold by beating...some guy...and some other guy...and who did he beat in the finals? Oh yeah, some other dude that no one cares about. And yeah, he beat Steve, after I softened him up, but...uh...I softened him up! But hey, he is the world champ, good for him, I won't take that away from him. I won't take being Gladiator or Road to the Gold winner away from him either. But I can tell you one thing, without a shadow of a doubt, the only reason he even got those accolades, were because I wasn't there.
Chad: So now you're going into your tirade about how you never get what you want?
Curtis: Uh Chad, have you seen me? I want something, I take it. I wanted a title match against Steve, I took it. I want one against Xander, I took it. That's what I do. Do I think people have ever held me down? Yeah, way back when. What did I do? I took there jobs. I was co-CEO for awhile remember?
Chad: How could anyone forget?
Curtis: Because I was awesome!
*Chad shakes his head, but Curtis continues without noticing.*
Curtis: You see Chuck, I want, I take. As DDK, a world title shot kind of fell in my sack, so I used it. But I was never all that focused, it was sort of fly by the seat of my pants. And in that state of mind, I won the world title. Now I'm better, my mind is right, I've got the focus and the hunger, and I'm going to get my shot at Xander. I've been in NCW for three years now Chip, and this is only my fourth world title shot. Won one, lost two, so I'd like to win this one and at least have a 50% average on world title shots. But I guess that's not as big of a motivator as wanting to defeat the RTTG winner. Sure I mocked him a little, but I HATE that tournament! Last years winner beat me for the world title. I wanted to take the belt from Steve and beat the winner to reclaim my honor, but that didn't happen. So now I have a chance to beat this years winner after the fact and still regain my honor and win the world title. That's two birds with one stone! Two birds I'm going to punch to death with one stone! Ha ha!
Chad: Disturbing imagery. Thank you for that.
Curtis: Think nothing of it old chum! You see, I'm all about disturbing!
Chad: And maiming.
Curtis: That's right! Maiming! I will maim Xander. I have him all riled up. I have him not thinking straight. I have him when he's pontificating on ladies! I have him when he's bonding with the old man pumping iron because he knows he needs to be a little bit stronger! I told you earlier Chonteclair, last time I won the world title, I did it without cheating. I have my moment of pure victory. I don't need that, and I don't care if people want to **** on my title victory if and when I cheat! Xander thinks he can get low? I can get lower! I invented dirty wrestling! I'm the real f'ing deal baby! Xander already thinks I'm the best at something, I'm going to prove I'm the best at everything! That's what I'm all about now! He can rewrite history all he wants with his words now, I'll be rewriting it this Sunday when I pin him to the mat and put that gold around my ratings boosting waist! I know Xander had a hot streak, I know he's won all these accolades, I know he's riding high at the top of the mountain! But as we all find out in life, you can't stay there for long, someone always comes by to knock you down. Well I'm here to do it to him first before he gets too attached! Because that's the kind of good guy I am! And frankly, none better than me, to put Xander back at the bottom?
Chad:I can think of a fe--
Curtis: BANG!
*Chad cowers in fear until he realizes it is not he getting BANG!ed, but Curtis just yelling it out. Curtis gets uncomfortably close.*
Curtis: Chad...
Chad: Yes?
Curtis: Can you pass on a message to Xander?
Chad: S-s-sure.
Curtis: Bang bang.
*Curtis walks off laughing as Chad just looks around.*
Curtis: Woah there partner, sorry for the bumping!
Chad: Oh hey Curtis, what's going on.
Curtis: Just high on life! You?
Chad: I've been going through some not cool stuff. last week I wa--
Curtis: Yeah, don't really care, I'm the new world champion. I have more important things to deal with.
Chad: But Curtis, the match with Xander is this Sunday. And if I recall, last time we saw you, you were taken down by him.
Curtis: Yeah, but have you seen him since then? Have you seen what he resorted to? The common man of NCW, the man who was "bred for this business," let me get under his skin. The guy who thinks I'm an imbecile who doesn't deserve a thing, he felt like he had to attack me to gain an advantage. Don't you see!
Chad: Not really.
Curtis: There is no glitch or secret combo to beat Xander, but there doesn't need to be when you're as good as me! I am a former world champion. I am a former three time tag team champion. I am a bad ass! All it takes is one good BANG! Just one! And that belt is mine. Speaking of, I guess he didn't give Angelina one good BANG! if you know what I mean.
Chad: I think so, yeah.
Curtis: Now Chad, may I call you Chad?
Chad: That's my name.
Curtis: Okay. Well you see Charles, Xander is many things. One of those is a hypocrite. See, I've been where he's at and people shat of everything I did. And they continue to **** on it to this day. Including himself. Then he turns around and tells me not to **** on his achievements. I beat Philip Burns! A boring, but still technically savvy wrestler, in an honor rules match. The one time I didn't cheat, I win the world title. I've had three looooong tag team title reigns. Why are those things to poop on Chad? Huh? But see, Xander becomes the NCW Gladiator and then chokes on his first title shot, and supposedly it's on me not to talk ****. Why would I talk **** about his obvious failure, it's like beating a dead horse. I mean, he failed at that opportunity so bad! But it's okay, because he won the Road to the Gold by beating...some guy...and some other guy...and who did he beat in the finals? Oh yeah, some other dude that no one cares about. And yeah, he beat Steve, after I softened him up, but...uh...I softened him up! But hey, he is the world champ, good for him, I won't take that away from him. I won't take being Gladiator or Road to the Gold winner away from him either. But I can tell you one thing, without a shadow of a doubt, the only reason he even got those accolades, were because I wasn't there.
Chad: So now you're going into your tirade about how you never get what you want?
Curtis: Uh Chad, have you seen me? I want something, I take it. I wanted a title match against Steve, I took it. I want one against Xander, I took it. That's what I do. Do I think people have ever held me down? Yeah, way back when. What did I do? I took there jobs. I was co-CEO for awhile remember?
Chad: How could anyone forget?
Curtis: Because I was awesome!
*Chad shakes his head, but Curtis continues without noticing.*
Curtis: You see Chuck, I want, I take. As DDK, a world title shot kind of fell in my sack, so I used it. But I was never all that focused, it was sort of fly by the seat of my pants. And in that state of mind, I won the world title. Now I'm better, my mind is right, I've got the focus and the hunger, and I'm going to get my shot at Xander. I've been in NCW for three years now Chip, and this is only my fourth world title shot. Won one, lost two, so I'd like to win this one and at least have a 50% average on world title shots. But I guess that's not as big of a motivator as wanting to defeat the RTTG winner. Sure I mocked him a little, but I HATE that tournament! Last years winner beat me for the world title. I wanted to take the belt from Steve and beat the winner to reclaim my honor, but that didn't happen. So now I have a chance to beat this years winner after the fact and still regain my honor and win the world title. That's two birds with one stone! Two birds I'm going to punch to death with one stone! Ha ha!
Chad: Disturbing imagery. Thank you for that.
Curtis: Think nothing of it old chum! You see, I'm all about disturbing!
Chad: And maiming.
Curtis: That's right! Maiming! I will maim Xander. I have him all riled up. I have him not thinking straight. I have him when he's pontificating on ladies! I have him when he's bonding with the old man pumping iron because he knows he needs to be a little bit stronger! I told you earlier Chonteclair, last time I won the world title, I did it without cheating. I have my moment of pure victory. I don't need that, and I don't care if people want to **** on my title victory if and when I cheat! Xander thinks he can get low? I can get lower! I invented dirty wrestling! I'm the real f'ing deal baby! Xander already thinks I'm the best at something, I'm going to prove I'm the best at everything! That's what I'm all about now! He can rewrite history all he wants with his words now, I'll be rewriting it this Sunday when I pin him to the mat and put that gold around my ratings boosting waist! I know Xander had a hot streak, I know he's won all these accolades, I know he's riding high at the top of the mountain! But as we all find out in life, you can't stay there for long, someone always comes by to knock you down. Well I'm here to do it to him first before he gets too attached! Because that's the kind of good guy I am! And frankly, none better than me, to put Xander back at the bottom?
Chad:I can think of a fe--
Curtis: BANG!
*Chad cowers in fear until he realizes it is not he getting BANG!ed, but Curtis just yelling it out. Curtis gets uncomfortably close.*
Curtis: Chad...
Chad: Yes?
Curtis: Can you pass on a message to Xander?
Chad: S-s-sure.
Curtis: Bang bang.
*Curtis walks off laughing as Chad just looks around.*
