Post by Markus E. Reeves on Nov 25, 2011 15:21:51 GMT -6
The scene opens up with Markus Reeves and Miyoko Evil sitting in his apartment watching the TV. There is a half empty bottle of Jack Daniels sitting on the table in front of them 8 shot glasses turned upside down. Markus looks buzzed.
Markus Reeves: I should of known turning Rob Diamond's Catch phrase into a drinking game was going to be bad. I mean who would of known Rob Diamond would utter "Suck It" eight times in the matter of five minutes.
Miyoko Evil: I know. I feel dirty after watching that. Why do you have to face him again?
Markus Reeves: Because him and suck buddy Andrew Jacobsen hold the one thing that me and Matt Jackson have been striving for since we formed our team last month. They hold the nCw Tag Team Championships and it is finally time for us to take them off of INFamous.
Miyoko Evil: Why do you want to do that?
Markus Reeves: Well, its quite simple. There time has passed. Steve Awesome who is by far the best person in the "tag team" lost his World Championship at the last pay per view and now it's time to tag the tag championships off the talentless members of the group.
Miyoko Evil: I'm going to go take a shower. I need to get the vileness that was that Rob Diamond Promo off of me.
Markus Reeves: Okay, makes sure that Falcon isn't up there before you shower.
Miyoko Evil: I will.
Miyoko walks off camera
Here we are again. The only difference is that this match will be minus Xander Famularo, Todd Williams, Curtis Kanyon and Steve Awesome and unfortunately for you guys. You will be without the talented members of your team. Yeah that's right. I was wrong actually. Andrew you aren't really the man purse that I claimed you were. Unless you are the kind of little man purse that fits inside the larger man purse that is carried around by the man whore that is Steve Awesome. Yeah the only talents member of your team won't be able to save you from the wrath of Markus Reeves and Matt Jackson.
Three weeks ago I defeated Andrew Jacobsen one on one in the middle of the ring with no outside interference. You know why there was no outside interference? That's right, its because I am better than Andrew Jacobsen and I proved it. You guys can say all that you want that I'm not better but three weeks ago I did the impossible and pinned Andrew Jacobsen. I'm kind of surprised Rob that you didn't come down to save him from the beat down that I gave him. Does that mean that you are finally seeing him the liability that he really is? Maybe it's time to trade up to a newer, more expensive model.
Honestly, I still don't see how you two coexist. I mean one of you knocked up Zelda Knite and the other one wants to be with Zelda Knite. How you guys haven't torn each other limb from limb is beyond me and maybe that shows that you are a stronger team than I am willing to give you credit for. However the difference I see between the two of you is that Andrew Jacobsen actually seems like he would be the better person for Zelda and her unborn web footed child. Andrew at least seems stable mentally and doesn't have to dress up as some sort of super hero to get off. I mean Rob Diamond did try to kill himself and I'm really disappointed that he didn't succeed. It may be the only thing he hasn't succeeded in since coming to nCw. I'm not the only one disappointed Rob. The fans are disappointed too. They want to see you succeed at everything you do. Maybe, you can try again after you lose the tag titles on Sunday and after Zelda has her kid and Maury tells you that you aren't the father. Hopefully this time you won't leave me and the rest of the New Championship Wrestling faithful disappointed this time.
It's nice of both of you to take shots at my past. Way to be a Joe Everyman. I don't see how you were at my funeral Rob since there wasn't one. I decided out of my own selfishness to fake my death to see what kind of reaction I could get and it ended up being exactly what I thought it was. No one gave a **** as I had expected. The only tribute I got from anyone was the little graphic they put on before the start of Collision and that was it. No in ring tribute no nothing. I then decided then that I was going to need to change if I was to have any future in this business. Instead I came back and kept doing the same **** that I had been doing forever and it got me now where. I decided to dedicate my time to my company since that seemed to be the only thing I have ever been truly successful at. Then I came back a few months ago and won my first match and then went back to my losing ways. It was then that I decided that I needed to either change or retire forever and you guys don't know how close I came retiring. That was the toughest decision I have ever had to make. I decided against retirement and decided to change things up and look where that has gotten me now. I've either been the winner or on the winning team five out of my last five matches. That is something that neither of you can say you have done in the same time period that I have. This week I continue on my roll and with Matt Jackson as my tag team partner there is nothing we can't do. I would say that the sky is the limit but that isn't far enough. Just like the ever expanding Universe there is no limit to how far Matt Jackson and I can and will go.
Andrew, I think that you guys losing the tag team title belts will be best of you guys. Especially for you. You are way better than to be just one half of the tag team champions. You could do anything that you set your sights on. It would be best for you guys to lose the tag titles so that you no longer have to associate yourself with Rob Diamond. We all know that Rob Diamond is dragging you down week in and week out. Just go ahead and lay down for us on Sunday and be rid of the stress that being a champion and the stress of potentially being let down by Rob Diamond. Go and take some time off and recharge your batteries and maybe you can go and wrestle some other people and win some other titles if you feel up to it. Matt Jackson and I will keep the tag team titles safe from undeserving losers....such as yourselves.
The last point I will leave you with is that I'm not surprised that Rob Diamond isn't taking this seriously just like he takes nothing seriously. If he had taken anything seriously in his life he wouldn't of knocked up Zelda Knite because he would of remembered to either wear a rubber or even done the pull and pray technique. Instead we are stuck with Rob Diamond goofing off trying to get Zelda back and to be honest I only watch his promos every week hoping that one day Zelda will say the wrong thing to him and he will snap and Falcon Punch that baby into oblivion. It's nice to see that you guy's keep bringing up my past too. You did the same thing three weeks ago Andrew and it cost you dearly. Live in the now and maybe you will finally see that Markus Reeves isn't the person you thought he was and that he is here to stay and wreck things for everyone that gets into his way. I can't wait to step into the ring with you two and show the people that either pay for the pay per view or view it via illegal streaming websites that I am no longer the laughing stock of New Championship Wrestling. I can just hear it now. Here are your winners and New Tag Team Champions, Matt Jackson and Markus Reeves. With that we will finally put the legacy of InFamous to rest permanently. See you bitches Sunday.
The scene fades to black
Markus Reeves: I should of known turning Rob Diamond's Catch phrase into a drinking game was going to be bad. I mean who would of known Rob Diamond would utter "Suck It" eight times in the matter of five minutes.
Miyoko Evil: I know. I feel dirty after watching that. Why do you have to face him again?
Markus Reeves: Because him and suck buddy Andrew Jacobsen hold the one thing that me and Matt Jackson have been striving for since we formed our team last month. They hold the nCw Tag Team Championships and it is finally time for us to take them off of INFamous.
Miyoko Evil: Why do you want to do that?
Markus Reeves: Well, its quite simple. There time has passed. Steve Awesome who is by far the best person in the "tag team" lost his World Championship at the last pay per view and now it's time to tag the tag championships off the talentless members of the group.
Miyoko Evil: I'm going to go take a shower. I need to get the vileness that was that Rob Diamond Promo off of me.
Markus Reeves: Okay, makes sure that Falcon isn't up there before you shower.
Miyoko Evil: I will.
Miyoko walks off camera
Here we are again. The only difference is that this match will be minus Xander Famularo, Todd Williams, Curtis Kanyon and Steve Awesome and unfortunately for you guys. You will be without the talented members of your team. Yeah that's right. I was wrong actually. Andrew you aren't really the man purse that I claimed you were. Unless you are the kind of little man purse that fits inside the larger man purse that is carried around by the man whore that is Steve Awesome. Yeah the only talents member of your team won't be able to save you from the wrath of Markus Reeves and Matt Jackson.
Three weeks ago I defeated Andrew Jacobsen one on one in the middle of the ring with no outside interference. You know why there was no outside interference? That's right, its because I am better than Andrew Jacobsen and I proved it. You guys can say all that you want that I'm not better but three weeks ago I did the impossible and pinned Andrew Jacobsen. I'm kind of surprised Rob that you didn't come down to save him from the beat down that I gave him. Does that mean that you are finally seeing him the liability that he really is? Maybe it's time to trade up to a newer, more expensive model.
Honestly, I still don't see how you two coexist. I mean one of you knocked up Zelda Knite and the other one wants to be with Zelda Knite. How you guys haven't torn each other limb from limb is beyond me and maybe that shows that you are a stronger team than I am willing to give you credit for. However the difference I see between the two of you is that Andrew Jacobsen actually seems like he would be the better person for Zelda and her unborn web footed child. Andrew at least seems stable mentally and doesn't have to dress up as some sort of super hero to get off. I mean Rob Diamond did try to kill himself and I'm really disappointed that he didn't succeed. It may be the only thing he hasn't succeeded in since coming to nCw. I'm not the only one disappointed Rob. The fans are disappointed too. They want to see you succeed at everything you do. Maybe, you can try again after you lose the tag titles on Sunday and after Zelda has her kid and Maury tells you that you aren't the father. Hopefully this time you won't leave me and the rest of the New Championship Wrestling faithful disappointed this time.
It's nice of both of you to take shots at my past. Way to be a Joe Everyman. I don't see how you were at my funeral Rob since there wasn't one. I decided out of my own selfishness to fake my death to see what kind of reaction I could get and it ended up being exactly what I thought it was. No one gave a **** as I had expected. The only tribute I got from anyone was the little graphic they put on before the start of Collision and that was it. No in ring tribute no nothing. I then decided then that I was going to need to change if I was to have any future in this business. Instead I came back and kept doing the same **** that I had been doing forever and it got me now where. I decided to dedicate my time to my company since that seemed to be the only thing I have ever been truly successful at. Then I came back a few months ago and won my first match and then went back to my losing ways. It was then that I decided that I needed to either change or retire forever and you guys don't know how close I came retiring. That was the toughest decision I have ever had to make. I decided against retirement and decided to change things up and look where that has gotten me now. I've either been the winner or on the winning team five out of my last five matches. That is something that neither of you can say you have done in the same time period that I have. This week I continue on my roll and with Matt Jackson as my tag team partner there is nothing we can't do. I would say that the sky is the limit but that isn't far enough. Just like the ever expanding Universe there is no limit to how far Matt Jackson and I can and will go.
Andrew, I think that you guys losing the tag team title belts will be best of you guys. Especially for you. You are way better than to be just one half of the tag team champions. You could do anything that you set your sights on. It would be best for you guys to lose the tag titles so that you no longer have to associate yourself with Rob Diamond. We all know that Rob Diamond is dragging you down week in and week out. Just go ahead and lay down for us on Sunday and be rid of the stress that being a champion and the stress of potentially being let down by Rob Diamond. Go and take some time off and recharge your batteries and maybe you can go and wrestle some other people and win some other titles if you feel up to it. Matt Jackson and I will keep the tag team titles safe from undeserving losers....such as yourselves.
The last point I will leave you with is that I'm not surprised that Rob Diamond isn't taking this seriously just like he takes nothing seriously. If he had taken anything seriously in his life he wouldn't of knocked up Zelda Knite because he would of remembered to either wear a rubber or even done the pull and pray technique. Instead we are stuck with Rob Diamond goofing off trying to get Zelda back and to be honest I only watch his promos every week hoping that one day Zelda will say the wrong thing to him and he will snap and Falcon Punch that baby into oblivion. It's nice to see that you guy's keep bringing up my past too. You did the same thing three weeks ago Andrew and it cost you dearly. Live in the now and maybe you will finally see that Markus Reeves isn't the person you thought he was and that he is here to stay and wreck things for everyone that gets into his way. I can't wait to step into the ring with you two and show the people that either pay for the pay per view or view it via illegal streaming websites that I am no longer the laughing stock of New Championship Wrestling. I can just hear it now. Here are your winners and New Tag Team Champions, Matt Jackson and Markus Reeves. With that we will finally put the legacy of InFamous to rest permanently. See you bitches Sunday.
The scene fades to black
