Post by Markus E. Reeves on Dec 31, 2011 16:29:40 GMT -6
The scene opens up with Markus Reeves and Matt Jackson sitting around at table enjoying a drink on the outdoor balcony of Markus' Florida home. Anger can be seen on Markus' face. Matt Jackson is looking off in another direction.
Matt Jackson: What is up with the sad looking trombone player?
Markus Reeves: He is here just in case I mention a certain emo person. Hopefully I don't.
Matt Jackson: Which emo person?
Markus Reeves: I don't want to mention his name because I don't want to hear the sad trombone player play some sad trombone sound. It would really put a damper on my New Years Eve.
Matt Jackson: Is it Big L?
Markus Reeves: No and why are you trying to guess who it is. Is your life so sad that you need to hear the sound of a sad trombone?
Matt Jackson: No, I just want to guess who it is. Is it Dnt Touch?
Markus Reeves: No but it would be a great idea to do it for him too. I mean what kind of wrestler needs to have a ref get taken out so he can execute his finishing maneuver?
Matt Jackson: What was his finishing move?
Markus Reeves: The ref would have to get knocked out and then he would take a gun and beat his opponent until they were bloody and then hit a sit down power bomb on them.
Matt Jackson: That is pathetic but not quite as pathetic as Joe Everyman's riot promos.
The sound of wahh wahh waaaahhhh comes from the musicians trombone.
Markus Reeves: **** you figured it out.
Matt Jackson: Figure what out?
Markus Reeves: What causes the trombone player to play.
Matt Jackson: I did?
Markus Reeves: Yeah, you said his name not a minute ago.
Matt Jackson: Dnt Touch?
Markus Reeves: No, you said Joe Everyman.
wahh wahh waaaahhhh
Matt Jackson: Oh so it's Joe Everyman that makes that happen?
wahh wahh waaaahhhh
Markus Reeves: Now stop it Matt or I will toss you off this balcony.
Matt Jackson: Okay, I wont.
Markus Reeves: In all seriousness though his Riot promos sucked. I mean it was the same thing every time. Oh hey so and so you suck. It was really pathetic to watch and I really wish I could get that time back in my life. I definitely could of spent it doing more productive things then watching those promos.
Matt Jackson: I think my favorite part was when he said that Roberto Verona has all the talent in the world but nothing else.
Markus Reeves: Yeah I know. I guess I thought that all you needed was talent to win. I honestly wonder what else it takes to win matches besides talent.
Matt Jackson: Whatever it is, Joe doesn't have any of it either. I think he would of been better spent just saying that he sucks in his promos. I mean the guy has zero talent and is probably the worst wrestler in the company right now. Hell I think Hexx has more wins in the last month than Joe does.
Markus Reeves: I think you are right about that. It's a sad day when Hexx has more wins than someone who wrestles on a regular basis.
Matt Jackson: He has some words for you too.
Markus Reeves: I know he did. All I have to say about that is I left that family because I was embarrassed of it. That family is a joke and with every passing moment Joe proves that without a doubt in anyones mind. He was kicked out of the family because he is a ****ing retard. I hate to steal this from whoever said it before but Joe if you are trying to play off that you are mentally handicapped you forgot the most important rule. You never go full retard. That is the worst mistake anyone can make. Joe, all you are is a poor man's Mark Evil circa 2006. I hope you like living in mediocrity because that is all that you will find in that place.
The scene fades to black and then re-enters with on Markus sitting alone in a gray room. He is sitting on a black metal folding chair
This week I finally get my revenge against the only two teams left in nCw besides Matt Jackson and myself. I get to take out the frustration I have had for the last few weeks. I get to take out my frustrations on the Internationals for stealing our tag team title belts because they are two useless to actually win them for themselves and I also get to destroy The Mystery Gang who ended my winning streak when they had to turn off the lights because they knew that they couldn't beat us straight up.
The best part of this whole thing is that it is going to be a ladder match. Surprising to most is that I am actually pretty good when it comes to ladder matches. I have won my far share of this kind of match and I have lost a few too. The bad news for The Internationals and the Mystery Gang is that I will be allowed to use weapons in this match. If was both of your teams I would just stay away from me in this match because if you don't I will make sure that I decapitate at least one of you for the bull**** you have been pulling the last few weeks.
Dragon, you always talk about fighting with honor. I guess in your country fighting with honor means stealing titles that don't belong to you. Remember you had a chance to win the titles last month but you weren't able to defeat Matt Jackson and I then. Instead of trying to win them for yourselves you decide to just steal them while Matt Jackson and I were wrestling in a match. I guess if that is honorable than I must be a saint because I would never steal titles that don't belong to me. I can't wait to step into the ring with you guys this week because I have a feeling that if you don't win the titles this time...well for real this time then I see you guys falling apart just like INfamous fell apart after Matt Jackson and I defeated them last month. It will be nice to know that we killed two tag teams in as many months. That would be nice little accomplishment to add.
Mystery Gang I really don't know what to say about you guys. I mean you guys are clowns and unfortunately for you guys you aren't funny clowns. Actually you guys are more like the sad and crying clowns. Hell if you guys want to add one more member to your little tag team I'm sure Joe Everyman would join.
wahh wahh waaaahhhh
I mean he isn't doing anything worth a s*** right now and we all know that he doesn't have a chance to win the Riot. It might be nice if we get the three biggest wastes of space in nCw all on the same team. I only really want to hurt the Internationals because they stole what is rightfully Matt Jackson and I's. I honestly don't care about hurting Hexx and Freakke because deep down I know that they are harmless to everyone. I guess there is just one last question that needs to be asked. Dragon if you fight for honor which includes not using weapons does that mean that you wont hit someone with a ladder in this match? I hope that is true because it will make destroying you with one even easier. See you Sunday.
Scene fades to black
Matt Jackson: What is up with the sad looking trombone player?
Markus Reeves: He is here just in case I mention a certain emo person. Hopefully I don't.
Matt Jackson: Which emo person?
Markus Reeves: I don't want to mention his name because I don't want to hear the sad trombone player play some sad trombone sound. It would really put a damper on my New Years Eve.
Matt Jackson: Is it Big L?
Markus Reeves: No and why are you trying to guess who it is. Is your life so sad that you need to hear the sound of a sad trombone?
Matt Jackson: No, I just want to guess who it is. Is it Dnt Touch?
Markus Reeves: No but it would be a great idea to do it for him too. I mean what kind of wrestler needs to have a ref get taken out so he can execute his finishing maneuver?
Matt Jackson: What was his finishing move?
Markus Reeves: The ref would have to get knocked out and then he would take a gun and beat his opponent until they were bloody and then hit a sit down power bomb on them.
Matt Jackson: That is pathetic but not quite as pathetic as Joe Everyman's riot promos.
The sound of wahh wahh waaaahhhh comes from the musicians trombone.
Markus Reeves: **** you figured it out.
Matt Jackson: Figure what out?
Markus Reeves: What causes the trombone player to play.
Matt Jackson: I did?
Markus Reeves: Yeah, you said his name not a minute ago.
Matt Jackson: Dnt Touch?
Markus Reeves: No, you said Joe Everyman.
wahh wahh waaaahhhh
Matt Jackson: Oh so it's Joe Everyman that makes that happen?
wahh wahh waaaahhhh
Markus Reeves: Now stop it Matt or I will toss you off this balcony.
Matt Jackson: Okay, I wont.
Markus Reeves: In all seriousness though his Riot promos sucked. I mean it was the same thing every time. Oh hey so and so you suck. It was really pathetic to watch and I really wish I could get that time back in my life. I definitely could of spent it doing more productive things then watching those promos.
Matt Jackson: I think my favorite part was when he said that Roberto Verona has all the talent in the world but nothing else.
Markus Reeves: Yeah I know. I guess I thought that all you needed was talent to win. I honestly wonder what else it takes to win matches besides talent.
Matt Jackson: Whatever it is, Joe doesn't have any of it either. I think he would of been better spent just saying that he sucks in his promos. I mean the guy has zero talent and is probably the worst wrestler in the company right now. Hell I think Hexx has more wins in the last month than Joe does.
Markus Reeves: I think you are right about that. It's a sad day when Hexx has more wins than someone who wrestles on a regular basis.
Matt Jackson: He has some words for you too.
Markus Reeves: I know he did. All I have to say about that is I left that family because I was embarrassed of it. That family is a joke and with every passing moment Joe proves that without a doubt in anyones mind. He was kicked out of the family because he is a ****ing retard. I hate to steal this from whoever said it before but Joe if you are trying to play off that you are mentally handicapped you forgot the most important rule. You never go full retard. That is the worst mistake anyone can make. Joe, all you are is a poor man's Mark Evil circa 2006. I hope you like living in mediocrity because that is all that you will find in that place.
The scene fades to black and then re-enters with on Markus sitting alone in a gray room. He is sitting on a black metal folding chair
This week I finally get my revenge against the only two teams left in nCw besides Matt Jackson and myself. I get to take out the frustration I have had for the last few weeks. I get to take out my frustrations on the Internationals for stealing our tag team title belts because they are two useless to actually win them for themselves and I also get to destroy The Mystery Gang who ended my winning streak when they had to turn off the lights because they knew that they couldn't beat us straight up.
The best part of this whole thing is that it is going to be a ladder match. Surprising to most is that I am actually pretty good when it comes to ladder matches. I have won my far share of this kind of match and I have lost a few too. The bad news for The Internationals and the Mystery Gang is that I will be allowed to use weapons in this match. If was both of your teams I would just stay away from me in this match because if you don't I will make sure that I decapitate at least one of you for the bull**** you have been pulling the last few weeks.
Dragon, you always talk about fighting with honor. I guess in your country fighting with honor means stealing titles that don't belong to you. Remember you had a chance to win the titles last month but you weren't able to defeat Matt Jackson and I then. Instead of trying to win them for yourselves you decide to just steal them while Matt Jackson and I were wrestling in a match. I guess if that is honorable than I must be a saint because I would never steal titles that don't belong to me. I can't wait to step into the ring with you guys this week because I have a feeling that if you don't win the titles this time...well for real this time then I see you guys falling apart just like INfamous fell apart after Matt Jackson and I defeated them last month. It will be nice to know that we killed two tag teams in as many months. That would be nice little accomplishment to add.
Mystery Gang I really don't know what to say about you guys. I mean you guys are clowns and unfortunately for you guys you aren't funny clowns. Actually you guys are more like the sad and crying clowns. Hell if you guys want to add one more member to your little tag team I'm sure Joe Everyman would join.
wahh wahh waaaahhhh
I mean he isn't doing anything worth a s*** right now and we all know that he doesn't have a chance to win the Riot. It might be nice if we get the three biggest wastes of space in nCw all on the same team. I only really want to hurt the Internationals because they stole what is rightfully Matt Jackson and I's. I honestly don't care about hurting Hexx and Freakke because deep down I know that they are harmless to everyone. I guess there is just one last question that needs to be asked. Dragon if you fight for honor which includes not using weapons does that mean that you wont hit someone with a ladder in this match? I hope that is true because it will make destroying you with one even easier. See you Sunday.
Scene fades to black
