Post by Banny McBannedpants on Sept 24, 2007 11:07:03 GMT -6
#~#Chuck Watson is seen sitting down in a chair wearing glasses and seemingly working on a crossword puzzle. He begins to laugh and even slaps his knee before continuing on with the puzzle. Seth comes walking in the door wearing sweats and a head band and looks exhausted.#~#
Chuck Watson- I need a five letter word for whore or skank.
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- Those are five letter words….
Chuck Watson- No, it starts with a…
#~#Davey Boone walks in the front door also wearing sweats and looking exhausted. He flops down on the couch next to Chuck.#~#
Chuck Watson- A five letter word for whore or skank?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Kelly..next one.
Chuck Watson- Seven letter word for stuck up prick….
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- Ummmm…
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Leonard…next one.
Chuck Watson- That’s it, crossword puzzle is finished. The strange thing is it all fits in the puzzle!
Davey “The Savior” Boone- It is probably because it is an old nCw crossword puzzle book! That’s just the thing, marketing was a HUGE success in the old nCw because you had leaders that knew what they were doing.
Chuck Watson- And what about Kelly Fox’s comments on Collision?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- My memory never has been “selective”, and if I remember correctly Kelly Fox was a nobody until it was announced she was related to me. And Eric Hardy, he needs to be broken in half for his comments and for even agreeing to be a commentator for THIS nCw! He’s a goof and so is Kelly, just like all media…they can’t get their facts straight. There will be politics in EVERYTHING we do, you can either be the one kissing ass, getting your ass kissed, or losing matches. And I’ve always been the one getting my ass kissed and dominating nonetheless! Boone has never kissed anybody’s ass to get where I am today…and I’ve never been in charge of a wrestling organization I’ve won a title in either. I earned that nCw World title just like The Xtreme One had earned his….for those that can’t accept it…should get over it because it happened and is recognized happening and anybody else’s opinion on it means nothing.
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- Uncle David, shouldn’t we be focusing in on my match against Tony Mastermind on Saturday? It is my first match on a top quality wrestling organization.
Chuck Watson- Yeah, what do we know about this Tony Mastermind?
#~#Boone drops down a huge folder filled with papers and a couple of tapes. He then places his hands on his hips and smiles.#~#
Chuck Watson- How in the hell did you get all of this information on him? *sifting through papers*
Davey “The Savior” Boone- I’ve been in wrestling for 10 freaking years, I’m a veteran and I know people!
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- What’s this say? “Potential closest homosexual?” How do you know this?!?!?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Awww, that one there was from his Aunt Trina Lostermind…it has potential I guess.
Chuck Watson- “Is known to love being on his back.”? What the crap does that mean?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Well, his Uncle Johnny Cerebellum gave me that one and I guess we can take it for he’s known for losing many matches or link it back to the potential homosexual one. Take it for whatever it is worth, but it is information on Tony Mastermind!
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- Here is a good one, “cheats”….CHEATS? What the hell does that mean? Let me guess, he gets involved in homosexual relationships and then cheats on his boyfriends? This is SICK!
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Actually no, he actually cheats to win the few matches he’s won. Got this bit of information from his 3rd cousin twice removed Brain….Stem, very nice family he’s got though. Funny how all of them all revert somehow back to the brain and the mind.
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- Alright, I guess I just don’t get it but how is this suppose to help me beat him?
Chuck Watson- It doesn’t, you just know not to let your poop shoot near his penis or you risk getting it shoved up your poop shoot! HA!
#~#Seth throws the papers across the table and stands up and begins pacing around the room now becoming very nervous.#~#
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Relax Seth, there is some good information here…we just have to look through it.
Chuck Watson- Let’s try the video, maybe it’ll show us something we can use!
#~#The video comes on as two men are nude and caressing each others’ bodies. Boone quickly turns the video off as Seth begins to puke and Chuck is pointing and laughing!#~#
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Sorry, I got that one from Leonard Fox’s office. I’ll go back to my sources and see if I can’t find anything about Tony Mastermind’s wrestling skills but for right now, just focus on yourself Seth and work on you. Doesn’t matter what Tony does, just matters what YOU do!
Chuck Watson- Yeah, that’s right no need in worrying about it. You concentrate on what we do and our regime and you’ll be successful.
Davey “The Savior” Boone- And look at the bright side, with Adam Knite back in wrestling again…this Tony Mastermind will join his club!
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- What club?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- The “Suck Adam Knite’s Dick Club”!
Chuck Watson- Sick! Hey, aren’t you a member of his club too?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Why, yes..yes I am….wait a minute….”selective memory”!
Chuck Watson- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
#~#The scene fades.#~#
Chuck Watson- I need a five letter word for whore or skank.
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- Those are five letter words….
Chuck Watson- No, it starts with a…
#~#Davey Boone walks in the front door also wearing sweats and looking exhausted. He flops down on the couch next to Chuck.#~#
Chuck Watson- A five letter word for whore or skank?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Kelly..next one.
Chuck Watson- Seven letter word for stuck up prick….
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- Ummmm…
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Leonard…next one.
Chuck Watson- That’s it, crossword puzzle is finished. The strange thing is it all fits in the puzzle!
Davey “The Savior” Boone- It is probably because it is an old nCw crossword puzzle book! That’s just the thing, marketing was a HUGE success in the old nCw because you had leaders that knew what they were doing.
Chuck Watson- And what about Kelly Fox’s comments on Collision?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- My memory never has been “selective”, and if I remember correctly Kelly Fox was a nobody until it was announced she was related to me. And Eric Hardy, he needs to be broken in half for his comments and for even agreeing to be a commentator for THIS nCw! He’s a goof and so is Kelly, just like all media…they can’t get their facts straight. There will be politics in EVERYTHING we do, you can either be the one kissing ass, getting your ass kissed, or losing matches. And I’ve always been the one getting my ass kissed and dominating nonetheless! Boone has never kissed anybody’s ass to get where I am today…and I’ve never been in charge of a wrestling organization I’ve won a title in either. I earned that nCw World title just like The Xtreme One had earned his….for those that can’t accept it…should get over it because it happened and is recognized happening and anybody else’s opinion on it means nothing.
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- Uncle David, shouldn’t we be focusing in on my match against Tony Mastermind on Saturday? It is my first match on a top quality wrestling organization.
Chuck Watson- Yeah, what do we know about this Tony Mastermind?
#~#Boone drops down a huge folder filled with papers and a couple of tapes. He then places his hands on his hips and smiles.#~#
Chuck Watson- How in the hell did you get all of this information on him? *sifting through papers*
Davey “The Savior” Boone- I’ve been in wrestling for 10 freaking years, I’m a veteran and I know people!
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- What’s this say? “Potential closest homosexual?” How do you know this?!?!?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Awww, that one there was from his Aunt Trina Lostermind…it has potential I guess.
Chuck Watson- “Is known to love being on his back.”? What the crap does that mean?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Well, his Uncle Johnny Cerebellum gave me that one and I guess we can take it for he’s known for losing many matches or link it back to the potential homosexual one. Take it for whatever it is worth, but it is information on Tony Mastermind!
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- Here is a good one, “cheats”….CHEATS? What the hell does that mean? Let me guess, he gets involved in homosexual relationships and then cheats on his boyfriends? This is SICK!
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Actually no, he actually cheats to win the few matches he’s won. Got this bit of information from his 3rd cousin twice removed Brain….Stem, very nice family he’s got though. Funny how all of them all revert somehow back to the brain and the mind.
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- Alright, I guess I just don’t get it but how is this suppose to help me beat him?
Chuck Watson- It doesn’t, you just know not to let your poop shoot near his penis or you risk getting it shoved up your poop shoot! HA!
#~#Seth throws the papers across the table and stands up and begins pacing around the room now becoming very nervous.#~#
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Relax Seth, there is some good information here…we just have to look through it.
Chuck Watson- Let’s try the video, maybe it’ll show us something we can use!
#~#The video comes on as two men are nude and caressing each others’ bodies. Boone quickly turns the video off as Seth begins to puke and Chuck is pointing and laughing!#~#
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Sorry, I got that one from Leonard Fox’s office. I’ll go back to my sources and see if I can’t find anything about Tony Mastermind’s wrestling skills but for right now, just focus on yourself Seth and work on you. Doesn’t matter what Tony does, just matters what YOU do!
Chuck Watson- Yeah, that’s right no need in worrying about it. You concentrate on what we do and our regime and you’ll be successful.
Davey “The Savior” Boone- And look at the bright side, with Adam Knite back in wrestling again…this Tony Mastermind will join his club!
“Silent Assassin” Seth Drabble- What club?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- The “Suck Adam Knite’s Dick Club”!
Chuck Watson- Sick! Hey, aren’t you a member of his club too?
Davey “The Savior” Boone- Why, yes..yes I am….wait a minute….”selective memory”!
Chuck Watson- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
#~#The scene fades.#~#