Post by james on Dec 1, 2007 9:51:04 GMT -6
* the scene opens with tankelad sitting by the cash regestra ordering the whole menue the camera crew are there because this is a record if he stays alive the last person was freddy fatoue fatfoot for short he died and the last desert*
tankelad: im ready im ready im ready ill beet theat fatfoot for shore he may be fat foot but im fat ass fat belly fat fyes and fat feet so ive got the whole package and the ladies love me so watch out fatfoot im coming to get you
reporter: now that was the convinceing but sary words of tankelad oh and hear is the whole one hundred main causes and fifty deserts the odds are three to one he chokes on the whole chicken and if he don't then he has won well thats the statistics
*the food is put on the table tankelad burps as its put down he spreds his arms aparrt as if to say move because everyone were pritty much on his lap tankelad looks at the reporter*
tankelad: hey darling wonner ride the love matchine after ive had breakfast
*he bounces his eye brow*
reporter: ok why not ive got nothing else to do so meet me round the back after the eating is over ok bye#
* she blows a kiss and walks away tankelad tucks into the first dish of masala fish and the camera fades out with the whole crowd cheering*
crowd: fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy
* the camera fades back in and tankelad is on the last desert and he looks really woozie after the food he has to drink a fizzy drink a soft drink and a shake he finishes the last desert of hot chocolate cake in custerd and then he just drinks the drinks with ease and the person he is vursing in the up comeing suspence blitz. blitz walks past and slaps tankelad on the back this made tankelad be sick so he lost the challange*
tankelad: hey you did that on purpes now i must eat you arggggggggg
* tankelad chases blitz up a hill but tankelad falls over and rolls down the hill he goes to run back up but his eyes slowly go shut and his breath goes heavyer and he passes out the ambelance is rushed to the scene tankelad is pulld in by a crain the doctors are doing all they can do to save him they slap his chest and suddenly a chicken bone comes flying out*
tankelad: I'm gonna kill youuuuuuuu!!!!
* the camera fades out with the reporter kissing him on the cheek*
tankelad: im ready im ready im ready ill beet theat fatfoot for shore he may be fat foot but im fat ass fat belly fat fyes and fat feet so ive got the whole package and the ladies love me so watch out fatfoot im coming to get you
reporter: now that was the convinceing but sary words of tankelad oh and hear is the whole one hundred main causes and fifty deserts the odds are three to one he chokes on the whole chicken and if he don't then he has won well thats the statistics
*the food is put on the table tankelad burps as its put down he spreds his arms aparrt as if to say move because everyone were pritty much on his lap tankelad looks at the reporter*
tankelad: hey darling wonner ride the love matchine after ive had breakfast
*he bounces his eye brow*
reporter: ok why not ive got nothing else to do so meet me round the back after the eating is over ok bye#
* she blows a kiss and walks away tankelad tucks into the first dish of masala fish and the camera fades out with the whole crowd cheering*
crowd: fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy, fat boy
* the camera fades back in and tankelad is on the last desert and he looks really woozie after the food he has to drink a fizzy drink a soft drink and a shake he finishes the last desert of hot chocolate cake in custerd and then he just drinks the drinks with ease and the person he is vursing in the up comeing suspence blitz. blitz walks past and slaps tankelad on the back this made tankelad be sick so he lost the challange*
tankelad: hey you did that on purpes now i must eat you arggggggggg
* tankelad chases blitz up a hill but tankelad falls over and rolls down the hill he goes to run back up but his eyes slowly go shut and his breath goes heavyer and he passes out the ambelance is rushed to the scene tankelad is pulld in by a crain the doctors are doing all they can do to save him they slap his chest and suddenly a chicken bone comes flying out*
tankelad: I'm gonna kill youuuuuuuu!!!!
* the camera fades out with the reporter kissing him on the cheek*