Post by Markus E. Reeves on Sept 20, 2007 0:25:10 GMT -6
*Enter Mark Evil and his brothers Ethan and Eric*
****ing A Joe Everyman has some evil issues.
Ethan: Yeah no **** he seems to not want to wrestle anybody but you and then complains about it.
Eric: He has always been alittle whinny bitch.
I know that in the past my record vs. Everyman is very...one sided...in favor of Mr. Everyman but I know that now that I'm here in the nCw I know that I can turn it around pull the 180 and beat Everyman's ass in the middle of the ring...1...2...3.
Ethan: Yeah Mark I know you can beat Everyman's ass this time
Eric: I can't believe what Everyman said
Which was?
Eric: Well he said that Saturday would be the final nail in the coffin for your career.
Yeah Right.
Ethan: Well wrestling careers don't last forever you know.
Are you ****ing kidding me Ethan. I've only been in the big time wrestling for alittle over a year now. I've only been wrestling for a little over 3 years total. My career is no where near over.
Ethan: I was only saying...
Shut up you assclown.
Eric: Mark I have no doubt in your high risk abilities. I've noticed also during your training that you have added some new moves since the last time you and Everyman and you tangled.
Yeah hopefully I will be able to focus and switch up my offense on the fly so that I can keep him off guard.
Ethan: Why would you say that you are going to switch up your offense when the camera's are here?
Because I want Joe to think that he is going to be able to beat me. All I did was lure him into a false sense of security.
Eric: Hey guys do you remember that 6 man tag match we had against Joe and his little butt buddies the Callaways? Do you remember who won that match.
Yes I do. I remember the thrashing that we gave him and the Callaways. It was supposed to be a tables match but that pussy Scotty went and sucked Mongo's dick so that he would change it to a normal tag team match and they still got there asses kicked.
Ethan: Yeah that was mine and Eric's only match in XHF before that fat bastard Mongo released us. Mark did you every find out why he released us?
Yeah the fat **** said we had too many tag teams and didn't think you two would have worked as singles wrestlers so he released you both and thats also why for 3 months in a row we saw New Deal vs. Dirty Deal every single week and at every single pay per view.
Eric: Thats weak. Atleast they will give us a chance to wrestle for the Tag Team championships whenever they get introduced.
Ethan: Yeah we will be the most Xtreme tag team in the history of professional wrestling.
Thats what I like to hear. This will be a very Evil year. Well atleast for us. I guaran damn tee that by the end of 2007 you two are nCw Tag Team Champions and I am nCw Heavyweight Champion and there is not a damn thing that anyone will be able to do to stop us.
*scene fades out*
****ing A Joe Everyman has some evil issues.
Ethan: Yeah no **** he seems to not want to wrestle anybody but you and then complains about it.
Eric: He has always been alittle whinny bitch.
I know that in the past my record vs. Everyman is very...one sided...in favor of Mr. Everyman but I know that now that I'm here in the nCw I know that I can turn it around pull the 180 and beat Everyman's ass in the middle of the ring...1...2...3.
Ethan: Yeah Mark I know you can beat Everyman's ass this time
Eric: I can't believe what Everyman said
Which was?
Eric: Well he said that Saturday would be the final nail in the coffin for your career.
Yeah Right.
Ethan: Well wrestling careers don't last forever you know.
Are you ****ing kidding me Ethan. I've only been in the big time wrestling for alittle over a year now. I've only been wrestling for a little over 3 years total. My career is no where near over.
Ethan: I was only saying...
Shut up you assclown.
Eric: Mark I have no doubt in your high risk abilities. I've noticed also during your training that you have added some new moves since the last time you and Everyman and you tangled.
Yeah hopefully I will be able to focus and switch up my offense on the fly so that I can keep him off guard.
Ethan: Why would you say that you are going to switch up your offense when the camera's are here?
Because I want Joe to think that he is going to be able to beat me. All I did was lure him into a false sense of security.
Eric: Hey guys do you remember that 6 man tag match we had against Joe and his little butt buddies the Callaways? Do you remember who won that match.
Yes I do. I remember the thrashing that we gave him and the Callaways. It was supposed to be a tables match but that pussy Scotty went and sucked Mongo's dick so that he would change it to a normal tag team match and they still got there asses kicked.
Ethan: Yeah that was mine and Eric's only match in XHF before that fat bastard Mongo released us. Mark did you every find out why he released us?
Yeah the fat **** said we had too many tag teams and didn't think you two would have worked as singles wrestlers so he released you both and thats also why for 3 months in a row we saw New Deal vs. Dirty Deal every single week and at every single pay per view.
Eric: Thats weak. Atleast they will give us a chance to wrestle for the Tag Team championships whenever they get introduced.
Ethan: Yeah we will be the most Xtreme tag team in the history of professional wrestling.
Thats what I like to hear. This will be a very Evil year. Well atleast for us. I guaran damn tee that by the end of 2007 you two are nCw Tag Team Champions and I am nCw Heavyweight Champion and there is not a damn thing that anyone will be able to do to stop us.
*scene fades out*