Post by Bannedingo on Nov 1, 2007 17:41:20 GMT -6
**scene stays black and the only sound is a slow and steady BeeP...BeeP....BeeP..**
Vertigo: uh Kira..the lens cap is still on
Kira: Oh ****!
*with a quiet flicking sound the camera fades in to Vertigo sitting on a chair by a hospital bed holding Kira's hand*
Vertigo: there ya go. anyway.. I'm kinda stupid i thought you were just getting fat and becoming bulimic but your pregnant!
*Kira slaps Vertigo*
Kira: your a dick!
Vertigo: I'm a dick who got you pregnant
Kira: yeah.. i never said i didn't love you
Vertigo: as bad as that sounded lets just smoothly segway to the gates of promoland and make history
Kira: ooooh i want to see (sexy) Jason does Delaware!
Vertigo: I said promoland not pornoland!
Kira: Damn!
Vertigo: ANYWAY.. Adam Knite I'm back from the forest and I'm still really pissed off i warned you to get out of the country by the time i hit the border yet the second i walk into the locker room i see you changing back to your street clothes. you were actually trying to prepare for me? that is completely impossible and I'll tell you why. look at my eyes.. what do you see? because in these eyes all i have is pain anger and passion, look at my body in my body i have strength skill and dexterity. so i ask you how can you prepare for the greatest wrestler in nCw? because how i see it you either give up or face career ending..no..LIFE ENDING INJURIES!! I'll give you such a horrible concussion that you'll be stuck in a bed pissing yourself for the rest of your life. I'm going to rip out your intestines tie them into a noose and hang you with them! if you haven't already realized I'm insane! i have no regrets and i bow to no man! so let me ask you again. HOW THE HELL WILL YOU PREPARE FOR VERTIGO DIRTMURDER!?!?
*camera zooms out to a bunch of people in the hospital staring at vertigo*
Kira: ..nice job zack..
*Vertigo's eyes widen*
Vertigo: WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!!?!??!
Kira: nothing!!
Vertigo: never ever call me by that name!
*a figure in a black hooded cloak walks into the doorway*
: Zack.. calm yourself.. this is the mother of your child
Vertigo: Who the hell are you supposed to be
: Zack.. I'm your brother..i didn't die that night..i was rescued
Vertigo: oh my g... so your
*Vertigo's eyes start to tear up as he stands up and walks toward the door*
Vertigo: ...Brother?
: Yes Zack?
Vertigo: You never should have come back
*Vertigo's expression changes from overwhelmed happiness to a sadistic smile. Vertigo runs toward the figure and yakuza kicks him*
Vertigo: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! wait.. WHAT THE!?!?
*Vertigo stands up holding a black hooded cloak and the figure is nowhere to be found he looks down and sees a walkie talkie on a coat rack broken in half on the ground*
Vertigo: THAT MOTHER F----
*video cuts to the familiar scene of a man sitting in the dark*
Vertigo's Brother: well, i see you don't want me around all i wanted was to be your brother.. to be your friend.. but you just screwed it all up ill be seeing you soon Vertigo but this time.. you wont be the one to attack first.
*camera fades to static*
Vertigo: uh Kira..the lens cap is still on
Kira: Oh ****!
*with a quiet flicking sound the camera fades in to Vertigo sitting on a chair by a hospital bed holding Kira's hand*
Vertigo: there ya go. anyway.. I'm kinda stupid i thought you were just getting fat and becoming bulimic but your pregnant!
*Kira slaps Vertigo*
Kira: your a dick!
Vertigo: I'm a dick who got you pregnant
Kira: yeah.. i never said i didn't love you
Vertigo: as bad as that sounded lets just smoothly segway to the gates of promoland and make history
Kira: ooooh i want to see (sexy) Jason does Delaware!
Vertigo: I said promoland not pornoland!
Kira: Damn!
Vertigo: ANYWAY.. Adam Knite I'm back from the forest and I'm still really pissed off i warned you to get out of the country by the time i hit the border yet the second i walk into the locker room i see you changing back to your street clothes. you were actually trying to prepare for me? that is completely impossible and I'll tell you why. look at my eyes.. what do you see? because in these eyes all i have is pain anger and passion, look at my body in my body i have strength skill and dexterity. so i ask you how can you prepare for the greatest wrestler in nCw? because how i see it you either give up or face career ending..no..LIFE ENDING INJURIES!! I'll give you such a horrible concussion that you'll be stuck in a bed pissing yourself for the rest of your life. I'm going to rip out your intestines tie them into a noose and hang you with them! if you haven't already realized I'm insane! i have no regrets and i bow to no man! so let me ask you again. HOW THE HELL WILL YOU PREPARE FOR VERTIGO DIRTMURDER!?!?
*camera zooms out to a bunch of people in the hospital staring at vertigo*
Kira: ..nice job zack..
*Vertigo's eyes widen*
Vertigo: WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!!?!??!
Kira: nothing!!
Vertigo: never ever call me by that name!
*a figure in a black hooded cloak walks into the doorway*
: Zack.. calm yourself.. this is the mother of your child
Vertigo: Who the hell are you supposed to be
: Zack.. I'm your brother..i didn't die that night..i was rescued
Vertigo: oh my g... so your
*Vertigo's eyes start to tear up as he stands up and walks toward the door*
Vertigo: ...Brother?
: Yes Zack?
Vertigo: You never should have come back
*Vertigo's expression changes from overwhelmed happiness to a sadistic smile. Vertigo runs toward the figure and yakuza kicks him*
Vertigo: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! wait.. WHAT THE!?!?
*Vertigo stands up holding a black hooded cloak and the figure is nowhere to be found he looks down and sees a walkie talkie on a coat rack broken in half on the ground*
Vertigo: THAT MOTHER F----
*video cuts to the familiar scene of a man sitting in the dark*
Vertigo's Brother: well, i see you don't want me around all i wanted was to be your brother.. to be your friend.. but you just screwed it all up ill be seeing you soon Vertigo but this time.. you wont be the one to attack first.
*camera fades to static*