Post by thetremor on Nov 16, 2007 17:24:34 GMT -6
The scene opens up at Tremor's house. Everything seems to be substantially normal, aside from the image that can be seen through one of the windows of the house. That image is The Tremor ascending his private areas over what looks like a huge... ball? In the background is a large flat screen television.
The Tremor - Man it feels good to work out the ring rust with some good ole pilates!
The Tremor continues ascending the ball and doing other various movements and exercise. Then, an enticing young lady appears on the television doing similar movements and exercise. The Tremor then begins bulging from his pants atop the ball. The Tremor stands up and storms off furiously to the restroom. After a couple minutes the cameras follow The Tremor to the restroom where we can see his backside. The Tremor then begins to zip up his pants. The Tremor zips up about halfway and then gives the zipper a slight tug.
The Tremor – God dammit!
The Tremor shouts in pain as he has zipped his penis up in the zipper. The Tremor then unzips his penis and rezips his pants again. He then destroys his shower curtains, shatters a mirror with the wooden end of a plunger, and storms off out of the bathroom where he sits down upon his couch breathing hard and begins to………. pray???
The Tremor – Dear lord, please allow this dangerous combination of bulging penis, zipper dick, and a pathetic attempt at a first match back in the NCW to excite my mind… occupy my spirits… and enrage my body… for Seth and I to kick any Clown or Garbage in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me… all my best… The Tremor.
The scene then fades out and begins again at the NCW arena several hours before Suspense goes on the air. A camera follows The Tremor out of the parking lot and into the arena. The Tremor finally makes it to the Disruptive Alliance's locker room. He stops and drops a couple of large duffle bags at his side. He then stops again as a mysterious look comes about his face. He then picks his duffle bags back up and walks in the other direction. The camera pans to the locker room door with a sign that says... "Alliance of Violence". The camera then follows The Tremor as he becomes somewhat frantic and lost. He looks around aggressively before stopping his eye on another locker room. The door this time indeed reads... "Disruptive Alliance". The Tremor walks up and sits his bags down as Seth Drabble meets him there.
Seth Drabble - Hey buddy haven't seen you in a few days you doing alright?
The Tremor - Well other than zipper dick, bulging penis, and a 4 leaf ****ing I got in the ring the other night... not marginally bad...
Seth Drabble - Geez man calm down a little. Ring rust is to be expected. You know, the reaction of iron and oxygen...
The Tremor - ...
The two then walk inside their locker room. The Tremor places his bags on a folding table and takes a seat. Seth speaks while handing The Tremor a tape.
Seth Drabble - Here... this ought to cheer you up.
The Tremor looks at the tape and then pops it in. He takes the remote and turns the televisions in the corner on. The tape is a recording of Boppo The Clown and Karnage's latest promos. The Tremor watches intently while scratching his head an exponential number of times.
The Tremor –Wow this guy seems as pissed off as I was this morning when my dick got caught in me zipper. I bet this guy has never had his dick caught in a zipper.
Seth Drabble – Well he probably can’t see it either.
The Tremor – Hey Seth? So we are having a Hurricane double elimination four way street elimination championship street fighting brawl match? Jesus Christ why don’t we just have a regular match and say we called it that. Does this guy think he’s playing a game with us? Is he trying to sway the momentum his way by using his seemingly unlimited vocabulary to come up with some kind of ambiguous match? Is he trying to sway the tide by stacking more than a few jokers in his deck. Trying to dumbfound us with all these extra large and extra hard words. Maybe he should have studied a little extra hard before he messed with this bulging penis…
Seth is standing near the refrigerator chowing down on some bologna and sheepishly grinning at The Tremor.
The Tremor - Well Seth after the match I guess we can play 52 card pick up with what's left of the two.
The scene fades.
The Tremor - Man it feels good to work out the ring rust with some good ole pilates!
The Tremor continues ascending the ball and doing other various movements and exercise. Then, an enticing young lady appears on the television doing similar movements and exercise. The Tremor then begins bulging from his pants atop the ball. The Tremor stands up and storms off furiously to the restroom. After a couple minutes the cameras follow The Tremor to the restroom where we can see his backside. The Tremor then begins to zip up his pants. The Tremor zips up about halfway and then gives the zipper a slight tug.
The Tremor – God dammit!
The Tremor shouts in pain as he has zipped his penis up in the zipper. The Tremor then unzips his penis and rezips his pants again. He then destroys his shower curtains, shatters a mirror with the wooden end of a plunger, and storms off out of the bathroom where he sits down upon his couch breathing hard and begins to………. pray???
The Tremor – Dear lord, please allow this dangerous combination of bulging penis, zipper dick, and a pathetic attempt at a first match back in the NCW to excite my mind… occupy my spirits… and enrage my body… for Seth and I to kick any Clown or Garbage in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me… all my best… The Tremor.
The scene then fades out and begins again at the NCW arena several hours before Suspense goes on the air. A camera follows The Tremor out of the parking lot and into the arena. The Tremor finally makes it to the Disruptive Alliance's locker room. He stops and drops a couple of large duffle bags at his side. He then stops again as a mysterious look comes about his face. He then picks his duffle bags back up and walks in the other direction. The camera pans to the locker room door with a sign that says... "Alliance of Violence". The camera then follows The Tremor as he becomes somewhat frantic and lost. He looks around aggressively before stopping his eye on another locker room. The door this time indeed reads... "Disruptive Alliance". The Tremor walks up and sits his bags down as Seth Drabble meets him there.
Seth Drabble - Hey buddy haven't seen you in a few days you doing alright?
The Tremor - Well other than zipper dick, bulging penis, and a 4 leaf ****ing I got in the ring the other night... not marginally bad...
Seth Drabble - Geez man calm down a little. Ring rust is to be expected. You know, the reaction of iron and oxygen...
The Tremor - ...
The two then walk inside their locker room. The Tremor places his bags on a folding table and takes a seat. Seth speaks while handing The Tremor a tape.
Seth Drabble - Here... this ought to cheer you up.
The Tremor looks at the tape and then pops it in. He takes the remote and turns the televisions in the corner on. The tape is a recording of Boppo The Clown and Karnage's latest promos. The Tremor watches intently while scratching his head an exponential number of times.
The Tremor –Wow this guy seems as pissed off as I was this morning when my dick got caught in me zipper. I bet this guy has never had his dick caught in a zipper.
Seth Drabble – Well he probably can’t see it either.
The Tremor – Hey Seth? So we are having a Hurricane double elimination four way street elimination championship street fighting brawl match? Jesus Christ why don’t we just have a regular match and say we called it that. Does this guy think he’s playing a game with us? Is he trying to sway the momentum his way by using his seemingly unlimited vocabulary to come up with some kind of ambiguous match? Is he trying to sway the tide by stacking more than a few jokers in his deck. Trying to dumbfound us with all these extra large and extra hard words. Maybe he should have studied a little extra hard before he messed with this bulging penis…
Seth is standing near the refrigerator chowing down on some bologna and sheepishly grinning at The Tremor.
The Tremor - Well Seth after the match I guess we can play 52 card pick up with what's left of the two.
The scene fades.