Post by Jabari Woodhead on Feb 1, 2012 18:53:28 GMT -6
The scene opens up in a Boston area pub with Fergus Callaghan who is wearing a white and green hoop striped soccer jersey with a green and white badge that says Shamrock Rovers on it. He is sitting across from Monty Scott who is wearing a jersey similar to Fergus' except the badge says Celtic FC on it. Both men are enjoying a pint of Guinness. Fergus speaks with an accent that sounds like a mix between Irish and Bostonian and Monty speaks with a Scottish accent.
Monty Scott: How was Dublin?
Fergus Callaghan: Dublin was nice as usual. It was nice to go back and learn about my families heritage from actual member of my family. I know I was born there but I honestly didn't know much about it since I moved to Boston when I was two.
Monty Scott: Do you feel refreshed now?
Fergus Callaghan: You mean with my mind and spirit and s***?
Monty Scott: Yeah, do you have your head clear to resume your wrestling career?
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, I guess. Why?
Monty Scott: I got you your job back with nCw.
Fergus Callaghan: You did what? How could you do that without telling me? I Haven't done anything athletic in months. I'm out of shape, I'm going to be rusty as hell in the ring and I have nothing to wrestle in. When is my first match?
Monty Scott: Sunday.
Fergus Callaghan: SUNDAY!!!! I have five days to get into shape.
Monty Scott: Yeah. The match is also on pay per view.
Fergus Callaghan: So not only do I have five days to prepare mentally and physically for a wrestling match but it will also be on a show that people have to pay to watch. This is just great. I'm going to make a complete fool of myself. Let me guess I'm facing Falcon or something like that.
Monty Scott: No, you are facing Caleb Lockwood and it's only on the web show.
Fergus Callaghan: Oh, well that makes me feel better. I get to face a homeless guy who is about as interesting as Andrew Jacobsen and Joe Everyman combined. Actually it's worse then that. You take that combination of complete mediocrity and add in the lameness that is Joe Buck and mix that together and you get Celeb Lockwood.
Monty Scott: Wow that is pretty boring. I remember watching the MLB All-Star game last year and Buck was doing the commentary for it and all I remember was him telling some boring, monotone story in the first inning and next thing I know the late news was on. His story and voice put me to sleep and what does it take to play a baseball game...like 5 hours or something?
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, something like that. Hell maybe it's not fair to compare Lockwood to Everyman and Jacobsen. I mean Joe Everyman is a "My Chemical Romance" listening, makeup wearing, wrist slitting emo faggot now. Last time I check Lockwood isn't emo unless something has changed and I haven't given two ****s to care. He also can't really be compared to Andrew Jacobsen either since he is Canadian and Lockwood is from Oakland.
Monty Scott: Lockwood is from Oakland? Actually Oakland has a lot in common with Canada.
Fergus Callaghan: How do you figure that one?
Monty Scott: Well both are completely void of people with intelligence and well for that matter they are both completely void of people period. Also they don't have football teams that now one pays attention to.
Fergus Callaghan: That is completely true. Wait a second. They play football in Canada?
Monty Scott: Yeah they do but it is really weird. Each end zone is like twenty yards long and the goal posts are in the front of the end zone. It is really bizarre to watch. I think the best thing to ever happen in Canadian football is when the coaches of the two teams that played in there league championship ended up getting into a fist fight at a dinner.
Fergus Callaghan: So what you are telling me that the manner in which the sport is played is really no different than Hockey?
Monty Scott: Exactly.
Fergus Callaghan: Hopefully the fact that we both have high flying moves in our arsenal will make it easier to predict what he will do next.
Monty Scott: Well what happens if his high flying skill set evens out and nullifies your own high flying moves? What do you do then.
Fergus Callaghan: Simple. I'll turn into a boxer. I'll just have to keep my distance from him and then drunkenly bludgeon him into pulp.
Monty Scott: Please tell me you aren't going to wrestle drunk.
Fergus Callaghan: No, I won't do anything like that this time. I made that mistake a few years ago. How would would he react if I came at him with a drunken stagger punching wildly. He wouldn't know what to do. I would be able to finish him off easily. The only way he could possibly be able to defend it is if he has either spent a lot of time around Irishmen or in drunken pub fights. Seeing how he is a homeless guy I don't see him doing much of either.
Monty Scott: Yeah. We should probably get to the gym and start training.
Fergus Callaghan: What time is it?
Monty Scott: Nine in the morning.
Fergus Callaghan: Okay, we can go after I have one more beer.
Monty Scott: You have already had 4 beers this morning. You wont be able to train if you have one more after the one that is sitting in front of you.
Fergus finishes off the beer.
Fergus Callaghan: Well if that was true then technically I shouldn't be able to train after that beer. I did drink a Bloody Mary before you got here.
Monty Scott: I got here five minutes after you did. You killed a Bloody Mary before I even got here?
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, when I first started in New Championship Wrestling I used to have a Bloody Mary before training and if I remember correctly I won a whole bunch of matches that way. I'll train the way I want to. Now get me another beer.
Monty Scott: Can't argue with that. I'll be right back.
Monty stands up and walks to the bar to get another couple beers as the scene fades to black
Monty Scott: How was Dublin?
Fergus Callaghan: Dublin was nice as usual. It was nice to go back and learn about my families heritage from actual member of my family. I know I was born there but I honestly didn't know much about it since I moved to Boston when I was two.
Monty Scott: Do you feel refreshed now?
Fergus Callaghan: You mean with my mind and spirit and s***?
Monty Scott: Yeah, do you have your head clear to resume your wrestling career?
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, I guess. Why?
Monty Scott: I got you your job back with nCw.
Fergus Callaghan: You did what? How could you do that without telling me? I Haven't done anything athletic in months. I'm out of shape, I'm going to be rusty as hell in the ring and I have nothing to wrestle in. When is my first match?
Monty Scott: Sunday.
Fergus Callaghan: SUNDAY!!!! I have five days to get into shape.
Monty Scott: Yeah. The match is also on pay per view.
Fergus Callaghan: So not only do I have five days to prepare mentally and physically for a wrestling match but it will also be on a show that people have to pay to watch. This is just great. I'm going to make a complete fool of myself. Let me guess I'm facing Falcon or something like that.
Monty Scott: No, you are facing Caleb Lockwood and it's only on the web show.
Fergus Callaghan: Oh, well that makes me feel better. I get to face a homeless guy who is about as interesting as Andrew Jacobsen and Joe Everyman combined. Actually it's worse then that. You take that combination of complete mediocrity and add in the lameness that is Joe Buck and mix that together and you get Celeb Lockwood.
Monty Scott: Wow that is pretty boring. I remember watching the MLB All-Star game last year and Buck was doing the commentary for it and all I remember was him telling some boring, monotone story in the first inning and next thing I know the late news was on. His story and voice put me to sleep and what does it take to play a baseball game...like 5 hours or something?
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, something like that. Hell maybe it's not fair to compare Lockwood to Everyman and Jacobsen. I mean Joe Everyman is a "My Chemical Romance" listening, makeup wearing, wrist slitting emo faggot now. Last time I check Lockwood isn't emo unless something has changed and I haven't given two ****s to care. He also can't really be compared to Andrew Jacobsen either since he is Canadian and Lockwood is from Oakland.
Monty Scott: Lockwood is from Oakland? Actually Oakland has a lot in common with Canada.
Fergus Callaghan: How do you figure that one?
Monty Scott: Well both are completely void of people with intelligence and well for that matter they are both completely void of people period. Also they don't have football teams that now one pays attention to.
Fergus Callaghan: That is completely true. Wait a second. They play football in Canada?
Monty Scott: Yeah they do but it is really weird. Each end zone is like twenty yards long and the goal posts are in the front of the end zone. It is really bizarre to watch. I think the best thing to ever happen in Canadian football is when the coaches of the two teams that played in there league championship ended up getting into a fist fight at a dinner.
Fergus Callaghan: So what you are telling me that the manner in which the sport is played is really no different than Hockey?
Monty Scott: Exactly.
Fergus Callaghan: Hopefully the fact that we both have high flying moves in our arsenal will make it easier to predict what he will do next.
Monty Scott: Well what happens if his high flying skill set evens out and nullifies your own high flying moves? What do you do then.
Fergus Callaghan: Simple. I'll turn into a boxer. I'll just have to keep my distance from him and then drunkenly bludgeon him into pulp.
Monty Scott: Please tell me you aren't going to wrestle drunk.
Fergus Callaghan: No, I won't do anything like that this time. I made that mistake a few years ago. How would would he react if I came at him with a drunken stagger punching wildly. He wouldn't know what to do. I would be able to finish him off easily. The only way he could possibly be able to defend it is if he has either spent a lot of time around Irishmen or in drunken pub fights. Seeing how he is a homeless guy I don't see him doing much of either.
Monty Scott: Yeah. We should probably get to the gym and start training.
Fergus Callaghan: What time is it?
Monty Scott: Nine in the morning.
Fergus Callaghan: Okay, we can go after I have one more beer.
Monty Scott: You have already had 4 beers this morning. You wont be able to train if you have one more after the one that is sitting in front of you.
Fergus finishes off the beer.
Fergus Callaghan: Well if that was true then technically I shouldn't be able to train after that beer. I did drink a Bloody Mary before you got here.
Monty Scott: I got here five minutes after you did. You killed a Bloody Mary before I even got here?
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, when I first started in New Championship Wrestling I used to have a Bloody Mary before training and if I remember correctly I won a whole bunch of matches that way. I'll train the way I want to. Now get me another beer.
Monty Scott: Can't argue with that. I'll be right back.
Monty stands up and walks to the bar to get another couple beers as the scene fades to black
