Post by liamb on Nov 16, 2007 17:53:04 GMT -6
*scene opens with BIG L in his car with his beutiful wife kirstie out side of Syringes S**T hole i mean appartment.BIG L has a bottle of water in his hand because of the horrible smell he also has a can of air freshner to teach Syringe abit about higean*
BIG L: its true this place is a S**T hole im not suprised Syringe lives here i bet its the cheapest place on the market..... HEY is that an nCw van!
Kirstie: i think it is ill go and check for you.
BIG L: why would there be an nCw van in this S**T hole i bet his trash talking me in an interview if he is he better not let me catch him or else ill Destroy that fool in to the next centry.
*Kirstie gets out the car to chek and see if it is an nCw van as she gets out BIG L grabs her by the leg and gives her some werds off advise*
BIG L: look down for S**T and the most important one is keep an eye out for that fool Syringe because you know i love you babe and i don't want anything to happen to you.
Kirstie: i know you love me but im a big girl now(Kirstie laughts) i can look after my selth oh and thanks for the heads up on the S**T thing
*Kirstie leans back into the car and kisses BIG L. Kirstie gets out the car with her head down walking over to the van she looks up at the block of appartments and the looks at the side of the van... she quickly runs back to the car and says in an out of breath voice*
Kirstie: its a nCw van and im pritty sure its an interview van
*BIG L quickly turns off the gas jumps out the car and puts the keys in his pocket and slams the door in aggresion*
BIG L: if i find out he has been slaging me off i swear i will knock him in to next centry fool arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kirstie: you don't know anything so stop the shouting or you will attract attention i say we sneak up to his room and if we see the camra men on the way you beat them up and take the tape but if not they must be in his room so what do you say?
BIG L: great idea but we don't know what room he is in so we better hope we see the camera men on the way or we will be waiting for a long time
Kirstie: nooo i have another idea im on a role we can check through the key hole and hope we see the camera men or Syringe
BIG L: ohhh great im spending a romantic sataday night with my wife looking through key holes in a S****Y apartment(laughs in sarcasem)
*BIG L and Kirstie go on to the first floor and look through the first two doors*
BIG L: HAHAHAHAHAHA theres a guy in there spending his saterday night watching porn on his pc
Kirstie: yh well you think thats funny look at this thers a guy practising how to ask a girl out to a blow up doll
GUY: HEY is there someone at the door
BIG L: SHHHHHHH kirstie quiet dam girl you almost got us cought you can't be any louder can you i whant Syringe to hear us
Kirstie: can you hear that it sounde like footsteps they sound like there cuming down the stairs do you think it might be the camera men
BIG L: maybe
*Kirstie goes to look because if BIG L goes it will blow there cover.she looks up the stairs and sees the camera crew she walks up the stairs and starts talking to them to give BIG L time to get ready to fight kirstie purpesly falls down the stairs to signel to BIG L its them. they rush down the stairs to check if shes alryt *
camera man 1:hey babe you alryt ?
camera man 2:of course she not she just fell down the stairs for god sake
*BIG L put his hood up on his hoody and walks over picks up Kirstie and sits her on a chair*
BIG L: hey was use two just interviewing that Syringe person ?
camera man 1: sorry thats on a need to know basses and you don't need to know
BIG L: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!
*BIG L throughs a wild swing at the one camera man then Kirstie gets up and hits the over BIG L picks the both up and swings them onto both of his shoulders in the destroyer position and slams the on the stair case he picks the up again and searches them for the tape and finds it BIG L drags them out side*
*out side*
*Kirstie opens the back doors of the van and BIG L throughs them in they also get in to use the vcr to check the interview after the tape was over BIG L now knew were Syringe lives*
BIG L: im gonna break that fool that SOB has really pissd off now that fools gonner get it i swear im going to break that fool arghhhhhhhhhhh
Kirstie: het calm down you will obveusly beet him in a match so take it that little bit thurfer wait till his asleep and smash all his belongings with a baseball bat. we can camp out in the van till later
*BIG L hears the flat doors open and Syringe walking out with his S**G of a girl*
BIG L: even better we should go now he has just left his appartment with his S**G. go and get the bat and a camera why i go and break his door down
Kirstie:why do you need a camera all we are going to do is bust his crib then leave i don't want no dodgy stuff this is just a simple job
BIG L: you will see hahahahahaha
*BIG L quickly runs up the stairs to Syringes apartmant he runs and jumps shoulder first through the door he waits for Kirstie..when kirstie gets there she throughs the bat to BIG L he take one swing at the window. then smashes up the cupbourd the takes a piss on his bed*
BIG L: this place is not just a **** hole its also a PISS HOLE. hey pass me the camera and get over hear get in the picture
*BIG L takes a picture of him and kirstie he stiks the picture on Syringes fridge. then they hold hands and walk down the hall and the camera fades out*
BIG L: its true this place is a S**T hole im not suprised Syringe lives here i bet its the cheapest place on the market..... HEY is that an nCw van!
Kirstie: i think it is ill go and check for you.
BIG L: why would there be an nCw van in this S**T hole i bet his trash talking me in an interview if he is he better not let me catch him or else ill Destroy that fool in to the next centry.
*Kirstie gets out the car to chek and see if it is an nCw van as she gets out BIG L grabs her by the leg and gives her some werds off advise*
BIG L: look down for S**T and the most important one is keep an eye out for that fool Syringe because you know i love you babe and i don't want anything to happen to you.
Kirstie: i know you love me but im a big girl now(Kirstie laughts) i can look after my selth oh and thanks for the heads up on the S**T thing
*Kirstie leans back into the car and kisses BIG L. Kirstie gets out the car with her head down walking over to the van she looks up at the block of appartments and the looks at the side of the van... she quickly runs back to the car and says in an out of breath voice*
Kirstie: its a nCw van and im pritty sure its an interview van
*BIG L quickly turns off the gas jumps out the car and puts the keys in his pocket and slams the door in aggresion*
BIG L: if i find out he has been slaging me off i swear i will knock him in to next centry fool arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kirstie: you don't know anything so stop the shouting or you will attract attention i say we sneak up to his room and if we see the camra men on the way you beat them up and take the tape but if not they must be in his room so what do you say?
BIG L: great idea but we don't know what room he is in so we better hope we see the camera men on the way or we will be waiting for a long time
Kirstie: nooo i have another idea im on a role we can check through the key hole and hope we see the camera men or Syringe
BIG L: ohhh great im spending a romantic sataday night with my wife looking through key holes in a S****Y apartment(laughs in sarcasem)
*BIG L and Kirstie go on to the first floor and look through the first two doors*
BIG L: HAHAHAHAHAHA theres a guy in there spending his saterday night watching porn on his pc
Kirstie: yh well you think thats funny look at this thers a guy practising how to ask a girl out to a blow up doll
GUY: HEY is there someone at the door
BIG L: SHHHHHHH kirstie quiet dam girl you almost got us cought you can't be any louder can you i whant Syringe to hear us
Kirstie: can you hear that it sounde like footsteps they sound like there cuming down the stairs do you think it might be the camera men
BIG L: maybe
*Kirstie goes to look because if BIG L goes it will blow there cover.she looks up the stairs and sees the camera crew she walks up the stairs and starts talking to them to give BIG L time to get ready to fight kirstie purpesly falls down the stairs to signel to BIG L its them. they rush down the stairs to check if shes alryt *
camera man 1:hey babe you alryt ?
camera man 2:of course she not she just fell down the stairs for god sake
*BIG L put his hood up on his hoody and walks over picks up Kirstie and sits her on a chair*
BIG L: hey was use two just interviewing that Syringe person ?
camera man 1: sorry thats on a need to know basses and you don't need to know
BIG L: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!
*BIG L throughs a wild swing at the one camera man then Kirstie gets up and hits the over BIG L picks the both up and swings them onto both of his shoulders in the destroyer position and slams the on the stair case he picks the up again and searches them for the tape and finds it BIG L drags them out side*
*out side*
*Kirstie opens the back doors of the van and BIG L throughs them in they also get in to use the vcr to check the interview after the tape was over BIG L now knew were Syringe lives*
BIG L: im gonna break that fool that SOB has really pissd off now that fools gonner get it i swear im going to break that fool arghhhhhhhhhhh
Kirstie: het calm down you will obveusly beet him in a match so take it that little bit thurfer wait till his asleep and smash all his belongings with a baseball bat. we can camp out in the van till later
*BIG L hears the flat doors open and Syringe walking out with his S**G of a girl*
BIG L: even better we should go now he has just left his appartment with his S**G. go and get the bat and a camera why i go and break his door down
Kirstie:why do you need a camera all we are going to do is bust his crib then leave i don't want no dodgy stuff this is just a simple job
BIG L: you will see hahahahahaha
*BIG L quickly runs up the stairs to Syringes apartmant he runs and jumps shoulder first through the door he waits for Kirstie..when kirstie gets there she throughs the bat to BIG L he take one swing at the window. then smashes up the cupbourd the takes a piss on his bed*
BIG L: this place is not just a **** hole its also a PISS HOLE. hey pass me the camera and get over hear get in the picture
*BIG L takes a picture of him and kirstie he stiks the picture on Syringes fridge. then they hold hands and walk down the hall and the camera fades out*