Post by Ricky Johnson on Feb 4, 2012 22:24:58 GMT -6
Edward – Sir?
Ricky – Yes, Edward?
Edward – That “Adam” gentleman is here to see you.
Ricky – Send him in.
Edward – Very good, sir.
{Edward turns and leaves.}
Roxi – What’s this guy’s deal?
Ricky – What do you mean?
Roxi – Why is he coming to our house?
Ricky – Wants to meet his clients face to face I suppose.
Roxi – I don’t like it.
Ricky – It’s okay dear, he’s not going to bite.
Roxi – I’m leery of anyone who works for She-Hulk.
Ricky – He doesn’t work for She-Hulk.
Roxi – Yes he does. Her name is Jennifer Walters.
Ricky – I’m sure it’s just a coincidence Rox.
Roxi – You never know.
Ricky – It’ not like she’s a comic book reader, at least not to my knowledge.
Roxi – And Adam?
Ricky – I don’t know, he could be.
{Adam enters the room, handshakes are exchanged.}
Adam – Mr. Johnson, it’s a pleasure to meet you. And is this your lovely wife?
Ricky – Yes, Adam, This is Roxi, my wife.
{They shake hands, and Adam notices Roxi’s book.}
Adam – Is that “Marvel: Civil War”?
Roxi – Yes.
Adam – You know I never read that, does She-Hulk play a big part in it?
Roxi – She-Hulk?
Adam – Yeah, she’s my favorite. She’s so smart, and yet so strong. It’s a perfect offset from the Hulk, because he’s not smart.
Roxi – I think she advises people during the events. That’s about it.
Adam – Ah, too bad. She’s so awesome.
Roxi – She-Hulk is your favorite superhero?
Adam –Yeah, Aside from the Human Torch.
Roxi – The Human Torch?
Adam – Yeah. Hey, funny story, did you know Jennifer’s name is actually the same as She-Hulk.
Roxi – I know. I was just mentioning to Ricky about that yesterday.
Adam – I know, craziest thing. You think she knows? I wonder. Let’s call her and find out!
{Ricky face palms sighs heavily.}
Ricky – I hate to break up the comic lovers convention, but can we please get down to business?
Adam – Oh, I’m sorry Mr. Johnson.
{Adam smiles politely at Roxi and sits down at the table.}
Ricky – Don’t be sorry, be informative.
Adam – Right. Right. You are so right.
Ricky – Now, about this role…
You are a funny guy Curtis. You amuse me.
You have all the jokes, and every single one of them is a real knee-slapper.
Of course, some of them aren’t so funny, like threatening my family. You may think it’s a joke, but I do not. Next time you may any sort of threat to my family, you will never walk again. Now, I’ve already told you you’re not going to take my title from me, but it’s not a clear enough message, let me further it: You Curtis Kanyon are going to be subject to a thorough beating at my hands. It doesn’t really matter how tough you are or how tough you think you are. You really don’t have a choice in the matter. You’re going to get systematically taken apart by me. And it doesn’t matter if it takes 20 minutes or 20 seconds, the end result will be the same.
I hear you speak on actions speaking louder than words, so far all you’ve done is talk, aside from your actions where you hit the BANG! On your partner in one tag match, and try to brawl in another. If a brawl is the way you want to go about it, all you ever had to do was ask. I’m not above a straight-up fight. I’ll fight you anytime, anywhere, at the drop of a hat. I’m not fearful of anything you can do. I got Beastblood running through me, so I don’t care what you say. Or if you think you can hang, We can go and have a mat classic. Any way you want it pally boy. I can give it to you.
Case in point, Sunday, we’re going to fight.
And Sunday, you’re going to lose that fight. Because the simple fact is, you cannot beat me. Not on this day, or any other day where I am on my game. And Sunday, I will be on my game. And you can thank the Hierarchy for that.
Oh yes, Adam, Xander don’t think I’ve forgotten about you. First I will dispatch Adam’s little buddy and then, I will come for the rest of this little group. The Hierarchy think they’re different from Fox, The only difference is Fox had the balls to let everyone know he’s an old, evil jackass. Now we get three younger, middle of the road jackasses that will no doubt screw everyone they can, while doing what they can to keep Xander their champion. I wouldn’t bother putting any faith in Kelly either. If those crocodile tears are the best she can do, she’s not fooling anyone. That was so
poorly acted it deserves a razzie.
But hey, Maybe Curtis is right, maybe it’s just a conspiracy.
Maybe it’s just a delusional fantasy.
I mean, who would you believe? Me, or the guy who plays with a ball of string?
Maybe that was a silly question.
{Adam lifts up his briefcase from beside him and places it on the table. He opens and pulls out a manila folder with “Criminal Minds” written on it. He opens it and begins reading.}
Adam – Right, Criminal Minds wants you to do the shoot next week, and they’ll be airing it in the new season.
Ricky – So I’m playing a wrestler?
Adam – Yes, says here the name is…huh.
Ricky – What?
Adam – Wouldn’t you know it, says you get
to play Johnny Storm.
{Ricky once again face palms}
Adam – Is there a problem Mr. Johnson?
Ricky – Yes.
Adam – What is it?
Ricky – The name.
Adam – What about it?
Roxi – Johnny Storm is the name of Human Torch.
Adam – Oh that’s right! How silly of me not to know that. Hey, funny story –
Ricky – Shut. Up.
{Adam laughs nervously.}
Adam – I’ll uh, see what I can do about the name change.
Ricky – Good. The Human Torch sucks.
Ricky – Yes, Edward?
Edward – That “Adam” gentleman is here to see you.
Ricky – Send him in.
Edward – Very good, sir.
{Edward turns and leaves.}
Roxi – What’s this guy’s deal?
Ricky – What do you mean?
Roxi – Why is he coming to our house?
Ricky – Wants to meet his clients face to face I suppose.
Roxi – I don’t like it.
Ricky – It’s okay dear, he’s not going to bite.
Roxi – I’m leery of anyone who works for She-Hulk.
Ricky – He doesn’t work for She-Hulk.
Roxi – Yes he does. Her name is Jennifer Walters.
Ricky – I’m sure it’s just a coincidence Rox.
Roxi – You never know.
Ricky – It’ not like she’s a comic book reader, at least not to my knowledge.
Roxi – And Adam?
Ricky – I don’t know, he could be.
{Adam enters the room, handshakes are exchanged.}
Adam – Mr. Johnson, it’s a pleasure to meet you. And is this your lovely wife?
Ricky – Yes, Adam, This is Roxi, my wife.
{They shake hands, and Adam notices Roxi’s book.}
Adam – Is that “Marvel: Civil War”?
Roxi – Yes.
Adam – You know I never read that, does She-Hulk play a big part in it?
Roxi – She-Hulk?
Adam – Yeah, she’s my favorite. She’s so smart, and yet so strong. It’s a perfect offset from the Hulk, because he’s not smart.
Roxi – I think she advises people during the events. That’s about it.
Adam – Ah, too bad. She’s so awesome.
Roxi – She-Hulk is your favorite superhero?
Adam –Yeah, Aside from the Human Torch.
Roxi – The Human Torch?
Adam – Yeah. Hey, funny story, did you know Jennifer’s name is actually the same as She-Hulk.
Roxi – I know. I was just mentioning to Ricky about that yesterday.
Adam – I know, craziest thing. You think she knows? I wonder. Let’s call her and find out!
{Ricky face palms sighs heavily.}
Ricky – I hate to break up the comic lovers convention, but can we please get down to business?
Adam – Oh, I’m sorry Mr. Johnson.
{Adam smiles politely at Roxi and sits down at the table.}
Ricky – Don’t be sorry, be informative.
Adam – Right. Right. You are so right.
Ricky – Now, about this role…
You are a funny guy Curtis. You amuse me.
You have all the jokes, and every single one of them is a real knee-slapper.
Of course, some of them aren’t so funny, like threatening my family. You may think it’s a joke, but I do not. Next time you may any sort of threat to my family, you will never walk again. Now, I’ve already told you you’re not going to take my title from me, but it’s not a clear enough message, let me further it: You Curtis Kanyon are going to be subject to a thorough beating at my hands. It doesn’t really matter how tough you are or how tough you think you are. You really don’t have a choice in the matter. You’re going to get systematically taken apart by me. And it doesn’t matter if it takes 20 minutes or 20 seconds, the end result will be the same.
I hear you speak on actions speaking louder than words, so far all you’ve done is talk, aside from your actions where you hit the BANG! On your partner in one tag match, and try to brawl in another. If a brawl is the way you want to go about it, all you ever had to do was ask. I’m not above a straight-up fight. I’ll fight you anytime, anywhere, at the drop of a hat. I’m not fearful of anything you can do. I got Beastblood running through me, so I don’t care what you say. Or if you think you can hang, We can go and have a mat classic. Any way you want it pally boy. I can give it to you.
Case in point, Sunday, we’re going to fight.
And Sunday, you’re going to lose that fight. Because the simple fact is, you cannot beat me. Not on this day, or any other day where I am on my game. And Sunday, I will be on my game. And you can thank the Hierarchy for that.
Oh yes, Adam, Xander don’t think I’ve forgotten about you. First I will dispatch Adam’s little buddy and then, I will come for the rest of this little group. The Hierarchy think they’re different from Fox, The only difference is Fox had the balls to let everyone know he’s an old, evil jackass. Now we get three younger, middle of the road jackasses that will no doubt screw everyone they can, while doing what they can to keep Xander their champion. I wouldn’t bother putting any faith in Kelly either. If those crocodile tears are the best she can do, she’s not fooling anyone. That was so
poorly acted it deserves a razzie.
But hey, Maybe Curtis is right, maybe it’s just a conspiracy.
Maybe it’s just a delusional fantasy.
I mean, who would you believe? Me, or the guy who plays with a ball of string?
Maybe that was a silly question.
{Adam lifts up his briefcase from beside him and places it on the table. He opens and pulls out a manila folder with “Criminal Minds” written on it. He opens it and begins reading.}
Adam – Right, Criminal Minds wants you to do the shoot next week, and they’ll be airing it in the new season.
Ricky – So I’m playing a wrestler?
Adam – Yes, says here the name is…huh.
Ricky – What?
Adam – Wouldn’t you know it, says you get
to play Johnny Storm.
{Ricky once again face palms}
Adam – Is there a problem Mr. Johnson?
Ricky – Yes.
Adam – What is it?
Ricky – The name.
Adam – What about it?
Roxi – Johnny Storm is the name of Human Torch.
Adam – Oh that’s right! How silly of me not to know that. Hey, funny story –
Ricky – Shut. Up.
{Adam laughs nervously.}
Adam – I’ll uh, see what I can do about the name change.
Ricky – Good. The Human Torch sucks.
