Post by Joe Everyman on Feb 5, 2012 0:04:08 GMT -6
The scene opens up inside what looks to be a press room inside of a stadium. An nCw banner is sitting behind a few podiums on a low table with a chair behind each. The room is full of reporters and journalists, all eager to begin. After a few moments, Joe Everyman, sporting a fine tailored suit, walks out onto the stage as the camera flashed start going off. Joe sits down behind the center microphone as the flashes continue.
Joe Everyman: I have ordered this press conference today to clear the air about a few things, and apologies for a few recent goings on. First of all, I would like to take this time to issue the biggest apology of my professional career. I would like to apologize for my apparent lack of effort during my time here. It's not that I haven't been trying, it's just that I lose and when I do, I can never seem to truly bounce back as much as people have praised me for in the past. It's much harder to go out every single week and try our hardest every single week. I wrestle at least fifty out of the fifty two weeks of the year, and it has taken a toll on my mental well being on more than one occasion. So many other wrestlers take a week off here and there to help recharge, but I don't. Call it stupidity, call it recklessness, call it whatever you want. To me, it's something I have to do, even if I'm just doing it for myself, which is what I am doing now. So to all of my fans, fellow wrestlers, mentors, supporters, whoever; I am deeply sorry for my history here in nCw.
I would also like to apologize to people like Spike Kane, Lance Ryan and Angel. During my career, all they tried to do was push me along and help me out, but every single time, I spited them for it. I guess I can chalk it up to my ego being too big or something. I don't know what it is, but when I get trained by someone, my immediate thought it to hate them for it. Maybe inside of soul, I feel I'm better than I am... I'm not sure, but it won't be happening anymore.
I also need to apologize to Leonard Fox. He has been kind enough to get me so many chances over the years, but I've never been able to truly capitalize. I am a former three time National Champion, but that's nothing compared to how many shots at everything else I have gotten. He keeps me on for... whatever reason, and I am eternally grateful for that. If I still had a family, I would be able to support them like I used to. I'm very sorry boss, and I promise that one of these days, I will make you proud that I have been on your roster for all of these years.
I also would like to apologize for Jackhammer. I know how many of you cringe every time you see a promo of his go up onto the website, and I'm right along there with all of you. I know he just goes on and on about absolutely nothing, trying to make it seem like he's the biggest thing since Zelda Knite, but he's not. I wish I could some how get him to stop all together, but for some reason, I can't. I'm also sorry to my fans who are sick of Jackhammer and I fighting seemingly every other week. I honestly don't have any pull on that anymore. If I could fight someone else, I would. But here I am again, fighting Jackhammer... again. I am truly sorry to my fans, you all deserve more than this. Don't worry though, I will hopefully be moving past Hammer soon enough.
I would also like to apologize to Jackhammer himself. I don't know why you feel the need to ramble on about stupid things that will never mean anything to anyone. I don't know if you mean to sound like that, but you do... every week, and it needs to stop. If I could fix you easily, I would. Half of the things you said this week were either completely stupid, or will get yourself hurt. By me. With a steel chair. But I won't have to if you just man up and apologize to me. If I can come out here in front of everyone and apologize, so can you. And by the way Hammer, I don't know why you feel the need to censor ass. I mean, maybe you just sound dumb saying ass, but we don't censor that here. Maybe the censor guys in the back don't like it coming from you, and for that, I apologize to them.
I would take questions, but nCw only allotted me the time tonight to come out here and say what needed to be said. I promise, I will answer any other questions at the pay per view, but only after I will a shot at the X-Championship. until them, you can field all concerns to Jimmy Novak, he doesn't have anything else better to do right now anyway. I now need to take my leave. Again, I am sorry to all supporters of myself and my product. Things will look up soon, I can promise you all that.
Joe then stands up and adjusts his coat as the camera flashes pick back up. Joe then exits the stage as the camera fades out.
Joe Everyman: I have ordered this press conference today to clear the air about a few things, and apologies for a few recent goings on. First of all, I would like to take this time to issue the biggest apology of my professional career. I would like to apologize for my apparent lack of effort during my time here. It's not that I haven't been trying, it's just that I lose and when I do, I can never seem to truly bounce back as much as people have praised me for in the past. It's much harder to go out every single week and try our hardest every single week. I wrestle at least fifty out of the fifty two weeks of the year, and it has taken a toll on my mental well being on more than one occasion. So many other wrestlers take a week off here and there to help recharge, but I don't. Call it stupidity, call it recklessness, call it whatever you want. To me, it's something I have to do, even if I'm just doing it for myself, which is what I am doing now. So to all of my fans, fellow wrestlers, mentors, supporters, whoever; I am deeply sorry for my history here in nCw.
I would also like to apologize to people like Spike Kane, Lance Ryan and Angel. During my career, all they tried to do was push me along and help me out, but every single time, I spited them for it. I guess I can chalk it up to my ego being too big or something. I don't know what it is, but when I get trained by someone, my immediate thought it to hate them for it. Maybe inside of soul, I feel I'm better than I am... I'm not sure, but it won't be happening anymore.
I also need to apologize to Leonard Fox. He has been kind enough to get me so many chances over the years, but I've never been able to truly capitalize. I am a former three time National Champion, but that's nothing compared to how many shots at everything else I have gotten. He keeps me on for... whatever reason, and I am eternally grateful for that. If I still had a family, I would be able to support them like I used to. I'm very sorry boss, and I promise that one of these days, I will make you proud that I have been on your roster for all of these years.
I also would like to apologize for Jackhammer. I know how many of you cringe every time you see a promo of his go up onto the website, and I'm right along there with all of you. I know he just goes on and on about absolutely nothing, trying to make it seem like he's the biggest thing since Zelda Knite, but he's not. I wish I could some how get him to stop all together, but for some reason, I can't. I'm also sorry to my fans who are sick of Jackhammer and I fighting seemingly every other week. I honestly don't have any pull on that anymore. If I could fight someone else, I would. But here I am again, fighting Jackhammer... again. I am truly sorry to my fans, you all deserve more than this. Don't worry though, I will hopefully be moving past Hammer soon enough.
I would also like to apologize to Jackhammer himself. I don't know why you feel the need to ramble on about stupid things that will never mean anything to anyone. I don't know if you mean to sound like that, but you do... every week, and it needs to stop. If I could fix you easily, I would. Half of the things you said this week were either completely stupid, or will get yourself hurt. By me. With a steel chair. But I won't have to if you just man up and apologize to me. If I can come out here in front of everyone and apologize, so can you. And by the way Hammer, I don't know why you feel the need to censor ass. I mean, maybe you just sound dumb saying ass, but we don't censor that here. Maybe the censor guys in the back don't like it coming from you, and for that, I apologize to them.
I would take questions, but nCw only allotted me the time tonight to come out here and say what needed to be said. I promise, I will answer any other questions at the pay per view, but only after I will a shot at the X-Championship. until them, you can field all concerns to Jimmy Novak, he doesn't have anything else better to do right now anyway. I now need to take my leave. Again, I am sorry to all supporters of myself and my product. Things will look up soon, I can promise you all that.
Joe then stands up and adjusts his coat as the camera flashes pick back up. Joe then exits the stage as the camera fades out.
