Post by Steve Awesome on Nov 20, 2007 6:18:54 GMT -6
Two teenage boys named Danny and Matt sit on an old beat up sofa in a dirty grungy basement watching old wrestling videos. Best friends, one with short dark hair, Matt, and the other shaggy blonde, Danny. Both kids enjoyed music. They’ve been to a bazillion concerts together. Going through the phases of music. Grunge, punk, metal, emo. They even played instruments. They would often play together but could never agree with what they wanted to play. In fact, Danny and Matt would often disagree on a lot of things. But it was there love of wrestling that that kept them together as friends. God, you should of seen them mark out to Chris Jericho’s return. Although I’m sure we all did.
Matt: I’m so glad Chris is back. He looked like he was in great shape.
Danny shakes his head.
Danny: Naw. That sparkly vest, that stupid haircut. He looked like a major homo.
Matt looks at his friend with a shocked look on his face.
Matt: Blasphemy!
He says shoving his buddy.
Danny: What? Just because he looks like he rocks the same lifestyle as Spike Kane from NcW doesn’t mean he isn’t the same old Y2J. He still ROCKED the mic on Raw. And after almost a year and a half, I finally got to hear those three words.
Camera pans over to see Matt who was now standing up. His arms outstretched and his back to the camera.
Danny: Welcome to….
Matt spins around.
Matt: RAW…….IS………JERICHO!!!!!!
Danny grins.
Danny: Hell yeah. I swear I got goose bumps when he said that. How about you dude?
Matt looks down at his friend.
Matt: Honestly?
Danny nods.
Matt: I think I peed a little.
Danny laughs.
Danny: That’s gross dude. But yeah…I cant wait to see Chris actually compete. His mic skills are still on point, lets see if he still has it in the ring. Sometimes ring rust never leaves.”
Matt: There’s that cynicism, I know and hate. I’m sure the Y2J has nothing remotely close to ring rust.
Danny: Yeah. We will see. But at least he had a kick ass re-debut.
Matt nods as the conversation falls quiet. The two boys watch the match on TV for a bit before Matt turns back to his friend Danny.
Matt: Speaking of kick ass debuts…..You’ll never guess who is set to debut on NcW suspense this week.
Danny: Who?
Matt: Steve mother freaking Awesome!
Danny’s jaw drops.
Danny: No way! Where did you hear that?
Matt: Internet.
Danny rolls his eyes.
Danny: I should have guessed. Man this is sweet. Who is he facing?
Matt: *He chuckles* Double L.
Danny bursts into laughter.
Danny: What!? Holy squash match Batman!
Matt: Heh. Tell me about it. But you know big time bookers. They’ll feed the worst to the best so that they look better in there debuts.
Danny: I guess. It’s a shame that Steve is debuting on Suspense though. But that’s what I like about NcW. No matter how good you are, they start you at the bottom. You have to impress the bookers in order to get into more high profile matches.
Matt: My dawg, Steve Awesome shouldn’t have a problem doing that. Especially with an opponent like Double L. I hope Awesome kills him. I've been dreading the day he debuts.
Danny shrugs.
Danny: Me too! One less crappy wrestler that I gotta watch on my TV. My dad owns a shotgun. It would be the perfect crime.
Matt shakes his head.
Matt: That’s horrible dude. Double L can't be that bad. I mean he has some talent. And if anybody can pull a decent match out of the big lug it would be Stevie A!
Danny: Hold up there, Gandhi. Awesome is a good wrestler but he can’t perform miracles out there. Double L has no chance in hell of ever putting on a good match in my opinion. He is stiff in the ring and worthless on the mic. I use his promos as a bathroom brake.
Matt: Oh. And what are you some kind of wrestling genius?
Danny grins.
Danny: I like to think so.
Matt laughs.
Matt: Well tell me, oh great wrestling genius, what will it take for Double L to lead a happy and successful life?
Danny smiles.
Danny: A career change. Because once Awesome gets done, he may never show his face in that ring ever again. And if you didn’t know that by now……..prepare to be Awesomely Informed.
Meanwhile, outside of NcW headquarters. A 2007 Shelby GT mustang pulls in front of the building. The camera pans up the body. Loafers, snug fitting black pants, and a white vest that shows off an impressive abdominal region and an “A” pendent that hangs off his neck. The camera stops right as it reaches the image of a cocky smirk. The type that could suck the self esteem right out of Eva Longoria.
“He’s coming”
Fade out on the cocky smirk.
Matt: I’m so glad Chris is back. He looked like he was in great shape.
Danny shakes his head.
Danny: Naw. That sparkly vest, that stupid haircut. He looked like a major homo.
Matt looks at his friend with a shocked look on his face.
Matt: Blasphemy!
He says shoving his buddy.
Danny: What? Just because he looks like he rocks the same lifestyle as Spike Kane from NcW doesn’t mean he isn’t the same old Y2J. He still ROCKED the mic on Raw. And after almost a year and a half, I finally got to hear those three words.
Camera pans over to see Matt who was now standing up. His arms outstretched and his back to the camera.
Danny: Welcome to….
Matt spins around.
Matt: RAW…….IS………JERICHO!!!!!!
Danny grins.
Danny: Hell yeah. I swear I got goose bumps when he said that. How about you dude?
Matt looks down at his friend.
Matt: Honestly?
Danny nods.
Matt: I think I peed a little.
Danny laughs.
Danny: That’s gross dude. But yeah…I cant wait to see Chris actually compete. His mic skills are still on point, lets see if he still has it in the ring. Sometimes ring rust never leaves.”
Matt: There’s that cynicism, I know and hate. I’m sure the Y2J has nothing remotely close to ring rust.
Danny: Yeah. We will see. But at least he had a kick ass re-debut.
Matt nods as the conversation falls quiet. The two boys watch the match on TV for a bit before Matt turns back to his friend Danny.
Matt: Speaking of kick ass debuts…..You’ll never guess who is set to debut on NcW suspense this week.
Danny: Who?
Matt: Steve mother freaking Awesome!
Danny’s jaw drops.
Danny: No way! Where did you hear that?
Matt: Internet.
Danny rolls his eyes.
Danny: I should have guessed. Man this is sweet. Who is he facing?
Matt: *He chuckles* Double L.
Danny bursts into laughter.
Danny: What!? Holy squash match Batman!
Matt: Heh. Tell me about it. But you know big time bookers. They’ll feed the worst to the best so that they look better in there debuts.
Danny: I guess. It’s a shame that Steve is debuting on Suspense though. But that’s what I like about NcW. No matter how good you are, they start you at the bottom. You have to impress the bookers in order to get into more high profile matches.
Matt: My dawg, Steve Awesome shouldn’t have a problem doing that. Especially with an opponent like Double L. I hope Awesome kills him. I've been dreading the day he debuts.
Danny shrugs.
Danny: Me too! One less crappy wrestler that I gotta watch on my TV. My dad owns a shotgun. It would be the perfect crime.
Matt shakes his head.
Matt: That’s horrible dude. Double L can't be that bad. I mean he has some talent. And if anybody can pull a decent match out of the big lug it would be Stevie A!
Danny: Hold up there, Gandhi. Awesome is a good wrestler but he can’t perform miracles out there. Double L has no chance in hell of ever putting on a good match in my opinion. He is stiff in the ring and worthless on the mic. I use his promos as a bathroom brake.
Matt: Oh. And what are you some kind of wrestling genius?
Danny grins.
Danny: I like to think so.
Matt laughs.
Matt: Well tell me, oh great wrestling genius, what will it take for Double L to lead a happy and successful life?
Danny smiles.
Danny: A career change. Because once Awesome gets done, he may never show his face in that ring ever again. And if you didn’t know that by now……..prepare to be Awesomely Informed.
Meanwhile, outside of NcW headquarters. A 2007 Shelby GT mustang pulls in front of the building. The camera pans up the body. Loafers, snug fitting black pants, and a white vest that shows off an impressive abdominal region and an “A” pendent that hangs off his neck. The camera stops right as it reaches the image of a cocky smirk. The type that could suck the self esteem right out of Eva Longoria.
“He’s coming”
Fade out on the cocky smirk.