Post by Bannedingo on Oct 30, 2007 22:05:34 GMT -6
OOC: short because its late and Halloween is only hours away hope you like it anyway. no more gore or child slaughtering for me lol but I'll manage.
**Camera flickers on to vertigo sitting on a stump in a badly lit forest surrounded by moss covered bamboo houses and primitive tombstones as far as the eye can see**
Vertigo: hello everyone. i know what your asking yourself while your perverted minds are focused on sex drugs and self pleasure. where the hell is Vertigo? well if you know anything about my history this is where i killed an entire tribe of savage Indians many years ago. so why have i returned? 3 days ago i was fired. when i heard i decided to find my old home and to survive for a week in a place where i almost died countless times. but now I'm alone. nothing but the clothes on my back and the mixture of pain Passion and hatred i keep inside my heart. in the past week Ive eaten snakes wrestled bears and fought off surviving members of the tribe i thought i exterminated long ago. luckily i found a wildlife protection tower with cell phone reception and got my job back. which brings me to Adam Knite I'm sure you were relieved to hear that you wouldn't have to face me this week. too bad I'm back and I'm pretty smurfed off. not to mention I'm at my physical best in the past 6 years i think clearer i look better and i fight harder than ever before. Ive fought for my life this week. and all the frustration Ive built up from getting fired and constantly battling nature this Saturday I'm taking it all out on you!
**Vertigo stands up and yakuza kicks a hole through a bamboo wall and crumbles the entire house**
Vertigo: Adam in a couple days that will be you. broken. decayed. and destroyed. you see.. Ive been given some disturbing news. i had a message on my cell phone from my fiance Kira.. turns out theres gonna be another dirtmurder walking the earth soon. now being a father it really has changed my actions toward children.. for the only time in my life i feel regret. regret and sympathy for all the children Ive hurt all the parent's lives Ive destroyed but thats the past. my son, Damian Dirtmurder is my future my soon to be wife Kira.. is my future and the nCw xtreme championship in the absence of Doctor Pepper.. is my destiny its only a matter of time Ive been a champion in every organization Ive been in AAW CZW EYTW PW EFW GCW JCW XFW and HHSW nCw is going to be the next place added to that impressive list but first i have to take out Knite.. as far as I'm concerned Ive already dispatched him and in my mind I'm holding the xtreme championship over my head in front of my fans and..
*Vertigo is cut off by a spear flying past his head*
Vertigo: smurf NOT AGAIN!!
*Vertigo leaps into the bushes and throws out a well decorated tribe warlord the warlord rises to his feet and swings a arrowhead on a stick at Vertigo's neck. Vertigo dives back narrowly avoiding having his throat slit and spin kicks the warlord in the face forcing him to drop the knife and knocks him down Vertigo then stomps on him and lifts him up and puts him in a headlock and attempts to hit a pulse of the maggot but the warlord pushes him off and Vertigo lands ribs first onto the stump the warlord then charges at him and quickly thinking Vertigo uses the humiliator with a low clutch to choke the warlord out until he passes out*
Vertigo: i should leave before more come, Adam look what i did to this well fit warrior. and imagine what I'll do to you! my unborn son could rip you a 6 pack of new smurfbuttholes your just a wimp who never should have come here. it'll all come to pass at suspense. because when i beat you in the main event I'm guaranteed a match at collision and in the collision locker room if pepper retains hes not walking out with that title. and if he loses it.. I'll still kick his smurf butt to Mexico. pepper you can go to hell for abandoning us! and when you go into career limbo after being dropped on your smurfbutt from Mexico tell sexy Jason and the big show i said hi and if you could pick me up some sexual chocolates that'd be great. Ive ranted long enough. besides.. Ive got a flight to catch
*Vertigo walks toward the camera and hits the stop button cutting off video and audio suddenly but as soon as the video cuts off the image of a man in a dark room appears with his back toward the camera eerily reminiscent of vertigo's early promos
Man: Vertigo... i know who your brother is.. he is not dead and he works for nCw thats all i can say for now.. but i have a message directly from him
"Vertigo my long lost brother Ive been watching you for 2 years.. ever since i heard you didn't die in the trash that mother left us in when we meet in 2 weeks all will become clear p.s. I'm in the forest with you right now. congratulations on the child I'm honored to be an uncle. take care of yourself brother. p.s.s I'm not your only brother"
*camera then goes to Kira who has noticeably gained weight from the pregnancy watching this from a hospital with bulging eyes*
Kira: so.. hes finally going to tell him. Vertigo had to know eventually. better late than never i suppose.
*camera fades to black*
OOC: OK not as short as i thought. i got the creativity going and didn't stop hope you enjoyed my return promo
**Camera flickers on to vertigo sitting on a stump in a badly lit forest surrounded by moss covered bamboo houses and primitive tombstones as far as the eye can see**
Vertigo: hello everyone. i know what your asking yourself while your perverted minds are focused on sex drugs and self pleasure. where the hell is Vertigo? well if you know anything about my history this is where i killed an entire tribe of savage Indians many years ago. so why have i returned? 3 days ago i was fired. when i heard i decided to find my old home and to survive for a week in a place where i almost died countless times. but now I'm alone. nothing but the clothes on my back and the mixture of pain Passion and hatred i keep inside my heart. in the past week Ive eaten snakes wrestled bears and fought off surviving members of the tribe i thought i exterminated long ago. luckily i found a wildlife protection tower with cell phone reception and got my job back. which brings me to Adam Knite I'm sure you were relieved to hear that you wouldn't have to face me this week. too bad I'm back and I'm pretty smurfed off. not to mention I'm at my physical best in the past 6 years i think clearer i look better and i fight harder than ever before. Ive fought for my life this week. and all the frustration Ive built up from getting fired and constantly battling nature this Saturday I'm taking it all out on you!
**Vertigo stands up and yakuza kicks a hole through a bamboo wall and crumbles the entire house**
Vertigo: Adam in a couple days that will be you. broken. decayed. and destroyed. you see.. Ive been given some disturbing news. i had a message on my cell phone from my fiance Kira.. turns out theres gonna be another dirtmurder walking the earth soon. now being a father it really has changed my actions toward children.. for the only time in my life i feel regret. regret and sympathy for all the children Ive hurt all the parent's lives Ive destroyed but thats the past. my son, Damian Dirtmurder is my future my soon to be wife Kira.. is my future and the nCw xtreme championship in the absence of Doctor Pepper.. is my destiny its only a matter of time Ive been a champion in every organization Ive been in AAW CZW EYTW PW EFW GCW JCW XFW and HHSW nCw is going to be the next place added to that impressive list but first i have to take out Knite.. as far as I'm concerned Ive already dispatched him and in my mind I'm holding the xtreme championship over my head in front of my fans and..
*Vertigo is cut off by a spear flying past his head*
Vertigo: smurf NOT AGAIN!!
*Vertigo leaps into the bushes and throws out a well decorated tribe warlord the warlord rises to his feet and swings a arrowhead on a stick at Vertigo's neck. Vertigo dives back narrowly avoiding having his throat slit and spin kicks the warlord in the face forcing him to drop the knife and knocks him down Vertigo then stomps on him and lifts him up and puts him in a headlock and attempts to hit a pulse of the maggot but the warlord pushes him off and Vertigo lands ribs first onto the stump the warlord then charges at him and quickly thinking Vertigo uses the humiliator with a low clutch to choke the warlord out until he passes out*
Vertigo: i should leave before more come, Adam look what i did to this well fit warrior. and imagine what I'll do to you! my unborn son could rip you a 6 pack of new smurfbuttholes your just a wimp who never should have come here. it'll all come to pass at suspense. because when i beat you in the main event I'm guaranteed a match at collision and in the collision locker room if pepper retains hes not walking out with that title. and if he loses it.. I'll still kick his smurf butt to Mexico. pepper you can go to hell for abandoning us! and when you go into career limbo after being dropped on your smurfbutt from Mexico tell sexy Jason and the big show i said hi and if you could pick me up some sexual chocolates that'd be great. Ive ranted long enough. besides.. Ive got a flight to catch
*Vertigo walks toward the camera and hits the stop button cutting off video and audio suddenly but as soon as the video cuts off the image of a man in a dark room appears with his back toward the camera eerily reminiscent of vertigo's early promos
Man: Vertigo... i know who your brother is.. he is not dead and he works for nCw thats all i can say for now.. but i have a message directly from him
"Vertigo my long lost brother Ive been watching you for 2 years.. ever since i heard you didn't die in the trash that mother left us in when we meet in 2 weeks all will become clear p.s. I'm in the forest with you right now. congratulations on the child I'm honored to be an uncle. take care of yourself brother. p.s.s I'm not your only brother"
*camera then goes to Kira who has noticeably gained weight from the pregnancy watching this from a hospital with bulging eyes*
Kira: so.. hes finally going to tell him. Vertigo had to know eventually. better late than never i suppose.
*camera fades to black*
OOC: OK not as short as i thought. i got the creativity going and didn't stop hope you enjoyed my return promo