Post by The Real Deal on Dec 6, 2007 22:26:30 GMT -6
A Day With The Real Deal
{Scene opens: The Real Deal just picked up his new 2008 Dodge pickup truck. The Real Deal picked out his favorite color, which is black. As soon as he is driving off of the lot, his cell phone begins to rings. He answers his phone}
The Real Deal: Waz up?
{Sexy Jason is on the other end}
Sexy Jason: The sky…. no serious are you ready for your match against Tankelad in Detroit this weekend on Saturday Night Suspense?
The Real Deal: Hell ya! If you want to call it a match. I’m going to take that out of shape jackass to a point on no return. You know that he can’t deal with The Real Deal. Talk to you later…I have a hot date with a hot blonde.
Sexy Jason: A hot date…What’s his name? {Sexy Jason hangs the phone up before The Real Deal could say anything}
The Real Deal: What a jackass?
{After hanging up his cell phone….The Real Deal notices that he is getting pulled over and he says to himself What the hell? The Police Officer walks up to the driver side window. The Real Deal rolls down his window}
Police Officer: Good evening sir…. may I see your driver licenses and proof of Insurance
The Real Deal: I just bought this truck…if you could not tell by the 30 days tag on it. Why in the hell did you pull me over?
Police Officer: You need to settle down sir. You were doing 20 over the speed limit{The Officer notice the nCw shirt that The Real Deal was wearing } Are you an nCw fan?
The Real Deal: I guess I can be since I wrestle for them.
Police Officer:You are….The Real Deal….I seen your interview with Chad Lights, which is a friend of my. I don’t think you are going to like this ticket that I am going to give you
The Real Deal: DAMN! Do you have to give me a ticket….I mean I’m The Real Deal
(Officer starts to laugh and hands the ticket to The Real Deal and says Have a Real nice day…. and he leaves. After the Officer leave….The Real Deal heads toward a bar somewhere in Wichita. The Real Deal is 40 minutes late for his date. His date is already sitting at a table….tapping her fingers on the table….The Real Deal swallows hard as he sees this. He thinks to himself OH F*** I’m in trouble. He arrives at his table….and she stares straight thru him.}
The Real Deal: Sorry babe…. some jackass Cop pulled me over
{He notices a 400lb man slap a women….he runs over to the man in a dead run and pushes the guy to the wall, then lift him off of his feet. The man said what the f***? The Real Deal then puts the guy in The Real Torture Rack. The Bouncers got him to release the man, once he had passed out from the pain of the hold. The Real Deal walks toward his date and says lets go have some real fun somewhere else. Scene ends}
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{Scene opens: The Real Deal just picked up his new 2008 Dodge pickup truck. The Real Deal picked out his favorite color, which is black. As soon as he is driving off of the lot, his cell phone begins to rings. He answers his phone}
The Real Deal: Waz up?
{Sexy Jason is on the other end}
Sexy Jason: The sky…. no serious are you ready for your match against Tankelad in Detroit this weekend on Saturday Night Suspense?
The Real Deal: Hell ya! If you want to call it a match. I’m going to take that out of shape jackass to a point on no return. You know that he can’t deal with The Real Deal. Talk to you later…I have a hot date with a hot blonde.
Sexy Jason: A hot date…What’s his name? {Sexy Jason hangs the phone up before The Real Deal could say anything}
The Real Deal: What a jackass?
{After hanging up his cell phone….The Real Deal notices that he is getting pulled over and he says to himself What the hell? The Police Officer walks up to the driver side window. The Real Deal rolls down his window}
Police Officer: Good evening sir…. may I see your driver licenses and proof of Insurance
The Real Deal: I just bought this truck…if you could not tell by the 30 days tag on it. Why in the hell did you pull me over?
Police Officer: You need to settle down sir. You were doing 20 over the speed limit{The Officer notice the nCw shirt that The Real Deal was wearing } Are you an nCw fan?
The Real Deal: I guess I can be since I wrestle for them.
Police Officer:You are….The Real Deal….I seen your interview with Chad Lights, which is a friend of my. I don’t think you are going to like this ticket that I am going to give you
The Real Deal: DAMN! Do you have to give me a ticket….I mean I’m The Real Deal
(Officer starts to laugh and hands the ticket to The Real Deal and says Have a Real nice day…. and he leaves. After the Officer leave….The Real Deal heads toward a bar somewhere in Wichita. The Real Deal is 40 minutes late for his date. His date is already sitting at a table….tapping her fingers on the table….The Real Deal swallows hard as he sees this. He thinks to himself OH F*** I’m in trouble. He arrives at his table….and she stares straight thru him.}
The Real Deal: Sorry babe…. some jackass Cop pulled me over
{He notices a 400lb man slap a women….he runs over to the man in a dead run and pushes the guy to the wall, then lift him off of his feet. The man said what the f***? The Real Deal then puts the guy in The Real Torture Rack. The Bouncers got him to release the man, once he had passed out from the pain of the hold. The Real Deal walks toward his date and says lets go have some real fun somewhere else. Scene ends}
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