Post by james on Dec 8, 2007 5:30:14 GMT -6
* the scene opens with tankelad the movies with the reporter from the record break attempt. tankelad liked her so he actually stuck with her. the movies go pitch black and the credits come up the reporter was in tears and tankelad just hugs her and then they make out*
tankelad: Jessica ( the reporter ) that has got to be the best film i have ever watched and what made it better it was you being hear with me i love you
* they get up and start walking out Jessica spots a familiar face and shouts*
Jessica: hey was that the real deal cuz' I'm pretty sure it was i mean i would love to get an interview with him just to see what he has to say about you
tankelad: Na it can't be and besides your on a date with me soo!
*they reach the door*
Jessica: no I'm not i just like you and you asked for an interview so i came to the movies with you..... hey you tricked me i hate you but I'm just hear for professional reasons so I'm going to interview you right hear right now
so why did you trick me?
tankelad: hey you said professional reasons so to do with my match against the punk real deal
Jessica: OK so first off how are you today and what do you think is going through the real deals mind
* they sit down at a table and tankelad continues *
tankelad: well I'm fine thank you and through the real deals mind well he knows his facing the heaviest wrestler in the nCw but he is also facing the second best. you see i may be fat but i am the second best one behind BIG L... but back on to his mind i bet his thinking are this is a push over and trying to get his head far enough up his ass so when i beat him he wont feel it as much
Jessica: well what are your predictions on this match and how do you feel about him?
* tankelad looks over to the counter *
tankelad: well first of all his name isn't a name its for food look over there the real deal popcorn, drink, and a snack well thats all I'm saying about him and my predictions are ill eat him up in the first 5 minuets and thats a bet
Jessica: so you really think you've got your second win in the bag
* tankelad stands up and smiles *
tankelad: yes i do so now I'm going to eat the real deal
* the camera fades out o tankelad eating the real deal combo *
*it fades back in on tankelad at BIG L's house eating the left overs from last nights dinner*
BIG L: hey man your setting a bad example to my daughter i don't want her to be a fat f**k like you. hey dude your coming with me for my work out just yeastier day i lost 10 pounds after my jog and gym and just think of how much you will lose
tankelad: what the f**k your not exactly skinny and why should i come it isn't as if I'm going to lose because i am the greatest
BIG L: no your not Ive herd that you payed blitz to let you win and the real deals on a strict training program so with my predictions your f**ked and also you see last week you collapsed and had a heart attack you could stop that if you just work out with me
* tankelad looks down at the left overs*
tankelad: you know what your right i am going to quit junk food and i am going to train with you i will be the greatest and the real deal will be destroyed
* tankelad jumps up out his seat he runs to the door and BIG L opens it they start to jog down the street and tankelad is already out of breath*
BIG L: you see your really un healthy you can't even jog 100 meters without going out of breath hey lets just go straight to the gym see if your any better there i will get you into shape
* they jog to the gym witch it only 50 yards away from where they are when they get there tankelad isn't out off breath*
BIG L: hey your getting better by the minuet so real deal watch out because tankelad has got beef with you ha ha
* in the back of BIG L's mind he knew he had know chance of getting skinny and BIG L just can't hold it in *
BIG L: you do know you have got no chance of getting skinny but at least this will improve everything ales like your stamina, strength and your over all ability and then maybe one day you will be remembered for your work
* tankelad shakes his head and and his eyes go fire red he gets on the treadmill and turns it on to fastest *
tankelad: i will get skinny and i will be the best no one can stop no one and real deal your next !!!!!!
* the camera zooms in on his face and then it fades out to black*
tankelad: Jessica ( the reporter ) that has got to be the best film i have ever watched and what made it better it was you being hear with me i love you
* they get up and start walking out Jessica spots a familiar face and shouts*
Jessica: hey was that the real deal cuz' I'm pretty sure it was i mean i would love to get an interview with him just to see what he has to say about you
tankelad: Na it can't be and besides your on a date with me soo!
*they reach the door*
Jessica: no I'm not i just like you and you asked for an interview so i came to the movies with you..... hey you tricked me i hate you but I'm just hear for professional reasons so I'm going to interview you right hear right now
so why did you trick me?
tankelad: hey you said professional reasons so to do with my match against the punk real deal
Jessica: OK so first off how are you today and what do you think is going through the real deals mind
* they sit down at a table and tankelad continues *
tankelad: well I'm fine thank you and through the real deals mind well he knows his facing the heaviest wrestler in the nCw but he is also facing the second best. you see i may be fat but i am the second best one behind BIG L... but back on to his mind i bet his thinking are this is a push over and trying to get his head far enough up his ass so when i beat him he wont feel it as much
Jessica: well what are your predictions on this match and how do you feel about him?
* tankelad looks over to the counter *
tankelad: well first of all his name isn't a name its for food look over there the real deal popcorn, drink, and a snack well thats all I'm saying about him and my predictions are ill eat him up in the first 5 minuets and thats a bet
Jessica: so you really think you've got your second win in the bag
* tankelad stands up and smiles *
tankelad: yes i do so now I'm going to eat the real deal
* the camera fades out o tankelad eating the real deal combo *
*it fades back in on tankelad at BIG L's house eating the left overs from last nights dinner*
BIG L: hey man your setting a bad example to my daughter i don't want her to be a fat f**k like you. hey dude your coming with me for my work out just yeastier day i lost 10 pounds after my jog and gym and just think of how much you will lose
tankelad: what the f**k your not exactly skinny and why should i come it isn't as if I'm going to lose because i am the greatest
BIG L: no your not Ive herd that you payed blitz to let you win and the real deals on a strict training program so with my predictions your f**ked and also you see last week you collapsed and had a heart attack you could stop that if you just work out with me
* tankelad looks down at the left overs*
tankelad: you know what your right i am going to quit junk food and i am going to train with you i will be the greatest and the real deal will be destroyed
* tankelad jumps up out his seat he runs to the door and BIG L opens it they start to jog down the street and tankelad is already out of breath*
BIG L: you see your really un healthy you can't even jog 100 meters without going out of breath hey lets just go straight to the gym see if your any better there i will get you into shape
* they jog to the gym witch it only 50 yards away from where they are when they get there tankelad isn't out off breath*
BIG L: hey your getting better by the minuet so real deal watch out because tankelad has got beef with you ha ha
* in the back of BIG L's mind he knew he had know chance of getting skinny and BIG L just can't hold it in *
BIG L: you do know you have got no chance of getting skinny but at least this will improve everything ales like your stamina, strength and your over all ability and then maybe one day you will be remembered for your work
* tankelad shakes his head and and his eyes go fire red he gets on the treadmill and turns it on to fastest *
tankelad: i will get skinny and i will be the best no one can stop no one and real deal your next !!!!!!
* the camera zooms in on his face and then it fades out to black*