Post by Joe Everyman on Dec 22, 2007 1:17:58 GMT -6
The scene opens up inside of Joe Everyman's locker room. Standing near a wall is Joe and Chad Lights. Sitting on the couch is Maria Williams, with the VXW Xtreme title sitting next to her. The camera fully pans to Joe and Chad.
Chad Lights: Welcome nCw nation! I'm Chad Lights, standing by with Joe Everyman. Now Joe, would you like to explain what happened on last week's pay per view, Metamorphosis?
Joe Everyman: Well...there really isn't much I can say. We lost, that's all that matters. Me and Vertigo went into that match thinking we could just clean out the tag team division with ease, but look at us now...they beat us. Now, normally, someone would lay blaim on someone else, but I'm not going to. We both equally lost that match as much as the other guy. That is all behind us now. We need to look onward and upward to the future.
Chad Lights: As most people will know, you and Vertigo are split up, each taking on one member is Double Trouble, alone. Your thoughts?
Joe Everyman: Well, it's the old rule of Divide and Conquer. I personally love this type of stuff. Getting able to learn more about one of a team can be very good knowledge in the long run. Being able to take on just Jake Kane and not the two of them will be a great help.
Chad Lights: Now, speaking of the name, Jake Kane, how is your mind set coming into this match, knowing that you will have to face yet another member of the Kane family.
Joe Everyman: Well, to tell you the truth, I'm getting sick of it. I am getting very tired of having to face all of these damn Kanes. Originally, I had to face Spike Kane, way back when, and I respected him. I still do...but the rest of his family had to steal that away from him. I've faced Reckless Jack, I've faced Christian Kane...and I'm getting sick of getting cheap shoted by their whole damn family. But, I guess I'll just have to work my way up, starting with little Jakie Kane.
Chad Lights: Bold words. Speaking of that, how does it feel to be pinned up aganist Jake Kane on Suspence?
Joe Everyman: Well, the target of my assault is somewhat forced on me, personally I would rather face Big L in this situation, but if I must go out and destroy Jake Kane to get to him, I will. But, in the meantime, Vertigo will have him covered. But...the second part of what you said is what makes me angry...Suspence. Now, I've been here for a few months, and more than proved myself to be on the top show of the nCw...and they decide to put me on Suspence?! It's injustice is what it is! We are in the middle of something big...and they put a name like mine on the Suspence card. Suspence is made for up and coming wrestlers to earn their spots...and for losers like Mark Evil to wallow in self pity forever. But...I'm off on a tangent. I will not look any lesser on this match than any of my other ones, because I can't go easy on him...I can't go easy on a Kane.
Chad Lights: Any final words?
Joe Everyman: Yes...just a few. Jake...all I can say is...don't piss me off again. Almost everything you did hear, you stayed out of my way, just the same as your damn family should have done too. But, here you come, winning your first big win, and acting like you just won the tag team championships with Big L. Well, it may be big in your eyes, but the more you do that, the more the rage inside me builds. See Jake...normally, I wouldn't feel this way about someone who is just another competitor...just another fued, but that last name of yours raised my senses. Kane...I hate that name. I've learned to hate it. All of you...you all sicken me...mostly you Spike. We used to be close...and look at you now. You've grown apart from everyone you ever worked with....you grew apart from all of your friends. And...your family. You have grown closer to them all...but after this Saturday at Suspence, you will be down a member. After I get down with Jake...you'll be down a family member. See Jake...the Hammer of Justice will fall on your family...but it will just be going after you first.
Joe gets a smirk on his face.
Joe Everyman: ...Justice is lost...Justice is raped...Justice is gone!
As Joe's words echo though the locker room...the scene fades out...
Chad Lights: Welcome nCw nation! I'm Chad Lights, standing by with Joe Everyman. Now Joe, would you like to explain what happened on last week's pay per view, Metamorphosis?
Joe Everyman: Well...there really isn't much I can say. We lost, that's all that matters. Me and Vertigo went into that match thinking we could just clean out the tag team division with ease, but look at us now...they beat us. Now, normally, someone would lay blaim on someone else, but I'm not going to. We both equally lost that match as much as the other guy. That is all behind us now. We need to look onward and upward to the future.
Chad Lights: As most people will know, you and Vertigo are split up, each taking on one member is Double Trouble, alone. Your thoughts?
Joe Everyman: Well, it's the old rule of Divide and Conquer. I personally love this type of stuff. Getting able to learn more about one of a team can be very good knowledge in the long run. Being able to take on just Jake Kane and not the two of them will be a great help.
Chad Lights: Now, speaking of the name, Jake Kane, how is your mind set coming into this match, knowing that you will have to face yet another member of the Kane family.
Joe Everyman: Well, to tell you the truth, I'm getting sick of it. I am getting very tired of having to face all of these damn Kanes. Originally, I had to face Spike Kane, way back when, and I respected him. I still do...but the rest of his family had to steal that away from him. I've faced Reckless Jack, I've faced Christian Kane...and I'm getting sick of getting cheap shoted by their whole damn family. But, I guess I'll just have to work my way up, starting with little Jakie Kane.
Chad Lights: Bold words. Speaking of that, how does it feel to be pinned up aganist Jake Kane on Suspence?
Joe Everyman: Well, the target of my assault is somewhat forced on me, personally I would rather face Big L in this situation, but if I must go out and destroy Jake Kane to get to him, I will. But, in the meantime, Vertigo will have him covered. But...the second part of what you said is what makes me angry...Suspence. Now, I've been here for a few months, and more than proved myself to be on the top show of the nCw...and they decide to put me on Suspence?! It's injustice is what it is! We are in the middle of something big...and they put a name like mine on the Suspence card. Suspence is made for up and coming wrestlers to earn their spots...and for losers like Mark Evil to wallow in self pity forever. But...I'm off on a tangent. I will not look any lesser on this match than any of my other ones, because I can't go easy on him...I can't go easy on a Kane.
Chad Lights: Any final words?
Joe Everyman: Yes...just a few. Jake...all I can say is...don't piss me off again. Almost everything you did hear, you stayed out of my way, just the same as your damn family should have done too. But, here you come, winning your first big win, and acting like you just won the tag team championships with Big L. Well, it may be big in your eyes, but the more you do that, the more the rage inside me builds. See Jake...normally, I wouldn't feel this way about someone who is just another competitor...just another fued, but that last name of yours raised my senses. Kane...I hate that name. I've learned to hate it. All of you...you all sicken me...mostly you Spike. We used to be close...and look at you now. You've grown apart from everyone you ever worked with....you grew apart from all of your friends. And...your family. You have grown closer to them all...but after this Saturday at Suspence, you will be down a member. After I get down with Jake...you'll be down a family member. See Jake...the Hammer of Justice will fall on your family...but it will just be going after you first.
Joe gets a smirk on his face.
Joe Everyman: ...Justice is lost...Justice is raped...Justice is gone!
As Joe's words echo though the locker room...the scene fades out...