Post by james on Nov 28, 2007 11:41:35 GMT -6
* the scene opens with tankelad at Burger king and he is complaining about about not ordering salad and the waitress brought him salad so he took it as offense but he was soon over that after throughing the salad back in there face's and breaking the window as he walks out the shop*
tankelad: yeah you heard me right f**k off and go and pick on the skinny people for a change I'm never coming hear again and believe it or not i haven't had a drink and i arn't high
BIG L: hey tankelad wanna lift home because I'm going your way and you being fat and all like me i know i wouldn't like to walk so do you?
tankelad: yeah why not. can you believe it I'm a regular customer at burger king and the women brings me a salad she knows by now i don't do healthy unless its deep fried
BIG L: oh my god dude you OK hey and Ive got some bad news too and it is like really bad
tankelad: hey stop yapping and drive and why ain't you training with jakekane you've got your first tag match coming up and you ain't even training talk to me?
BIG L: well....well.... where should i start i badly hurt my opponent before the big match and i kept backchating the boss and he suspended me for a week he also felt the pain that i had from the two people we were versing in our match they completely ruined my life OH MAN
tankelad: what's happened who what where it wasn't me nooo its because I'm fat ill never talk I'm innocent
BIG L: nooo nooo noooo calm down nothings happened its just i got so caught up in my story i realized i cut a stop sign now thats gonna be another find oh well we all do them
* the camera fades out and then fades back in on tankelad eating again but this time he is with a reporter Molly Hall*
Molly: hey handsome I'm hear to interview you i was told to by BIG L he said you had something to say so I'm hear to interview you well lets get it started
first of all whats your number
tankelad: 555 3245 now lets go and do the interview in my bedroom where i feel more at home OK
* they walk up the stairs tankelad was behind Molly and he was trying to get a look up her skirt but he couldn't so he smacked her bum and she jumped she walked into his room and sat on the bed she took off her hair bobble and flicked her hair back*
Molly: now series hears the questions first are you married second have you got a girlfriend and third its hot can i take ma top off
tankelad: well first i haven't got a wife but i think I'm looking at a keeper right now second no i don't have a girl friend i like to have several but at the moment I'm single and third you can take what ever you want off
* she takes her top off along with other clothing and they start to make out they both lie down on the bed and pull the covers over tankelad kicks the camera over and it fades out..... it fades back in with Molly buttoning the last button on her shirt and then she quickly interviews tankelad then she leaves with his number as she walks out the door he smacks her bum again*
tankelad: Mann that was fiinnee i loved it ill be needing more of that now i mean she was wooow and soo hhhhot now but right now i need a burger
* the camera fades out with tankelad locking the door and walking down the path of his front yard*
tankelad: yeah you heard me right f**k off and go and pick on the skinny people for a change I'm never coming hear again and believe it or not i haven't had a drink and i arn't high
BIG L: hey tankelad wanna lift home because I'm going your way and you being fat and all like me i know i wouldn't like to walk so do you?
tankelad: yeah why not. can you believe it I'm a regular customer at burger king and the women brings me a salad she knows by now i don't do healthy unless its deep fried
BIG L: oh my god dude you OK hey and Ive got some bad news too and it is like really bad
tankelad: hey stop yapping and drive and why ain't you training with jakekane you've got your first tag match coming up and you ain't even training talk to me?
BIG L: well....well.... where should i start i badly hurt my opponent before the big match and i kept backchating the boss and he suspended me for a week he also felt the pain that i had from the two people we were versing in our match they completely ruined my life OH MAN
tankelad: what's happened who what where it wasn't me nooo its because I'm fat ill never talk I'm innocent
BIG L: nooo nooo noooo calm down nothings happened its just i got so caught up in my story i realized i cut a stop sign now thats gonna be another find oh well we all do them
* the camera fades out and then fades back in on tankelad eating again but this time he is with a reporter Molly Hall*
Molly: hey handsome I'm hear to interview you i was told to by BIG L he said you had something to say so I'm hear to interview you well lets get it started
first of all whats your number
tankelad: 555 3245 now lets go and do the interview in my bedroom where i feel more at home OK
* they walk up the stairs tankelad was behind Molly and he was trying to get a look up her skirt but he couldn't so he smacked her bum and she jumped she walked into his room and sat on the bed she took off her hair bobble and flicked her hair back*
Molly: now series hears the questions first are you married second have you got a girlfriend and third its hot can i take ma top off
tankelad: well first i haven't got a wife but i think I'm looking at a keeper right now second no i don't have a girl friend i like to have several but at the moment I'm single and third you can take what ever you want off
* she takes her top off along with other clothing and they start to make out they both lie down on the bed and pull the covers over tankelad kicks the camera over and it fades out..... it fades back in with Molly buttoning the last button on her shirt and then she quickly interviews tankelad then she leaves with his number as she walks out the door he smacks her bum again*
tankelad: Mann that was fiinnee i loved it ill be needing more of that now i mean she was wooow and soo hhhhot now but right now i need a burger
* the camera fades out with tankelad locking the door and walking down the path of his front yard*