Post by The Fox on Dec 5, 2007 3:04:14 GMT -6
The scene opens at the Westin Hotel at the Detroit Metro Airport. We're infront of The Fox's room which is up a flight a stairs up top. We see the camera go step by step onto the stairway and it makes it way to his room. The door slowly opens and the person behind the camera gives the door a little nudge for it open completely. The camera moves side from side from the room and no sign of The Fox. Coming out from no where, we begin hearing music being played from the bathroom lavatory in the room. Jumping out from the side of the bathroom, Fox does a mid air kick and starts playing his version of the air guitar. He then begins to start singing along with the song.
The Fox: You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, ey, ey, you can under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, ey!...
Finishing his air guitar, he jumps onto the bed and does another kick into the air and splashes down onto it. He springs up onto his feet and notices that he's being filmed during all of this. He then begins to cough while yelling stuff at the same time.
The Fox: *Coughing* Uhh didn't see you here!
He runs over to the ipod dock and shuts the music off. He sprints back to the front of the room and grabs the remote control to the television. He turns it on and starts to say more.
The Fox: *Trying to pull it off* Oh, look...The TV is on!
Fox sits at the edge of the bed and "happens" to come across the channel that Big L is shooting an interview with Sky Sports. He sits and watches it until it is over with. After hearing what Big L had to say, he shuts the TV off and walks toward the camera. He begins to speak.
The Fox: I would like to appologize for my little fiasco that you all just witnessed...
He then mutters something to the camera guy trying to not make it noticeable.
The Fox: *Muttering* This **** better not be played!
The Fox walks back over to the bed and sits at the edge of it again. He notions with his head for the camera to move closer to where he is at. It does and The Fox begins speaking.
The Fox: *Still trying to pull it off* Alright Big L, I heard what you had to say. So you don't want to talk about the past? That's fine! We'll get passed that! Now let's get down to business! I guess I'm pissing you off for the fact that I'm studying you. That I'm seeing from my eyes who you really are. Who I'm actually going to be dealing with come Saturday Night Suspense. Well thing is, get over it big boy! I'm going to do this with all my opponent. I'm testing you. And apparently it's working! You can come on national television, degrade me, make me look bad, insult me and my family, well truth of the matter, it doesn't matter! You're just all talk. And you proven that to me by running from the police. And you also proven it to me by hiding in a shed. So by the look of things, you gave away more of your flaws. Now I'm beginning to wonder come SNS if I start getting the better hand of you, if you're just going to run off and hide? Because this is the instinct that I'm getting.
The Fox shrugs his shoulders and continues to go on.
The Fox: Now Big L, basically you wasted a roll of film. No one wants to see you, especially me, do some traditional girl push ups. It's funny though, because while you were in the process of your "excruciating" workout, you happend to go from one to sixty nine in a split of a second. You're a funny man! None the least, you wasted your breathe during the entire interview, and going over pointless stuff that didn't even need to be said. I overheard you saying, ya know, that if I won, you'd quit. I know you were joking, but still, I wish I could've given you that "what if" factor. Because I would love to humiliate you and make your words bite you on the ass. But let's get serious here. Big L, you don't have a Barack Obama chance of beating, or ever beating me in that ring! You said somebody is going to get owned. Yeah buddy, that's going to be you! From every corner, to all four sides of the ring you're going to be getting "owned" alright. Sure, I'm going to have my case of ring rust. And I know and everyone else knows that I'm not the same Fox from years ago. I basically gotta get my groove, and I plan to start it with you.
While saying "you" he points at the camera and goes on once again.
The Fox: You know, it's pretty damn amazing of how you can make fun of me while your "significant other" is making a whore of herself on national television. I'm sure she arroused some of the fans, especially the retarded ones who have no life. Knowing them, they probably popped a boner and try to get away with it. But I mean if I wanted to get off by some trash like that, I'd stop my neighborhood trash service and ask if I can get a look. Yeah buddy, that's some good **** right there!
Fox then begins laughing and walks over to the night stand that is by the bed. He pulls open the drawer and grabs something out from it. He then closes it and walks back to where he was sitting on the bed. He then continues to where he left off.
The Fox: And finally, I guess no one saw it coming that Kristie was having a baby? Who knew she was 9 months pregnant and still sexually active? I'm surprised she didn't give you a run for your money while doing ya'lls naughty act. But with it being you, I know it wouldn't be much, because we all know you have no future. But to say the least, congratulations! All of us from NCW are proud you, and we look forward to seeing Kristie and Molly years to come at you local hometown bingo hall. I bet you're wanting a gift?!
Fox grabs the object that he pulled out from the night stand drawer. It's a cigar! He holds it up with his index finger and thumb and holds it infront of the camera. He then chunks it and it bounces off the lenses of it. His speech goes on.
The Fox: Smoke that up, Big L! Because that's the last thing you got looking forward to before our big match come SNS. You wasted my time, you wasted our time, it would've been better if you just kept your mouth shut! With the remaining days before our big match, take care of that lady and baby of yours. Because I always hate to see a single mother raising her child from the help of the state. So keep this in mind, and let this go through you head...NEVER OUTFOX THE FOX! Seeya Saturday!
Fox winks at the camera and gets up from the bedside. He walks back over to the ipod dock and smiles at the camera.
The Fox: Ahh, what the hell!
He presses play and "Stronger" by Kanye West begins playing. Fox then begins to do the robot in the middle of the room.
The Fox: Remember, I'm a rocker!
With this being said, the camera starts going backwards and does so until it starts going down the stairway steps. It then goes to black.
The Fox: You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, ey, ey, you can under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, ey!...
Finishing his air guitar, he jumps onto the bed and does another kick into the air and splashes down onto it. He springs up onto his feet and notices that he's being filmed during all of this. He then begins to cough while yelling stuff at the same time.
The Fox: *Coughing* Uhh didn't see you here!
He runs over to the ipod dock and shuts the music off. He sprints back to the front of the room and grabs the remote control to the television. He turns it on and starts to say more.
The Fox: *Trying to pull it off* Oh, look...The TV is on!
Fox sits at the edge of the bed and "happens" to come across the channel that Big L is shooting an interview with Sky Sports. He sits and watches it until it is over with. After hearing what Big L had to say, he shuts the TV off and walks toward the camera. He begins to speak.
The Fox: I would like to appologize for my little fiasco that you all just witnessed...
He then mutters something to the camera guy trying to not make it noticeable.
The Fox: *Muttering* This **** better not be played!
The Fox walks back over to the bed and sits at the edge of it again. He notions with his head for the camera to move closer to where he is at. It does and The Fox begins speaking.
The Fox: *Still trying to pull it off* Alright Big L, I heard what you had to say. So you don't want to talk about the past? That's fine! We'll get passed that! Now let's get down to business! I guess I'm pissing you off for the fact that I'm studying you. That I'm seeing from my eyes who you really are. Who I'm actually going to be dealing with come Saturday Night Suspense. Well thing is, get over it big boy! I'm going to do this with all my opponent. I'm testing you. And apparently it's working! You can come on national television, degrade me, make me look bad, insult me and my family, well truth of the matter, it doesn't matter! You're just all talk. And you proven that to me by running from the police. And you also proven it to me by hiding in a shed. So by the look of things, you gave away more of your flaws. Now I'm beginning to wonder come SNS if I start getting the better hand of you, if you're just going to run off and hide? Because this is the instinct that I'm getting.
The Fox shrugs his shoulders and continues to go on.
The Fox: Now Big L, basically you wasted a roll of film. No one wants to see you, especially me, do some traditional girl push ups. It's funny though, because while you were in the process of your "excruciating" workout, you happend to go from one to sixty nine in a split of a second. You're a funny man! None the least, you wasted your breathe during the entire interview, and going over pointless stuff that didn't even need to be said. I overheard you saying, ya know, that if I won, you'd quit. I know you were joking, but still, I wish I could've given you that "what if" factor. Because I would love to humiliate you and make your words bite you on the ass. But let's get serious here. Big L, you don't have a Barack Obama chance of beating, or ever beating me in that ring! You said somebody is going to get owned. Yeah buddy, that's going to be you! From every corner, to all four sides of the ring you're going to be getting "owned" alright. Sure, I'm going to have my case of ring rust. And I know and everyone else knows that I'm not the same Fox from years ago. I basically gotta get my groove, and I plan to start it with you.
While saying "you" he points at the camera and goes on once again.
The Fox: You know, it's pretty damn amazing of how you can make fun of me while your "significant other" is making a whore of herself on national television. I'm sure she arroused some of the fans, especially the retarded ones who have no life. Knowing them, they probably popped a boner and try to get away with it. But I mean if I wanted to get off by some trash like that, I'd stop my neighborhood trash service and ask if I can get a look. Yeah buddy, that's some good **** right there!
Fox then begins laughing and walks over to the night stand that is by the bed. He pulls open the drawer and grabs something out from it. He then closes it and walks back to where he was sitting on the bed. He then continues to where he left off.
The Fox: And finally, I guess no one saw it coming that Kristie was having a baby? Who knew she was 9 months pregnant and still sexually active? I'm surprised she didn't give you a run for your money while doing ya'lls naughty act. But with it being you, I know it wouldn't be much, because we all know you have no future. But to say the least, congratulations! All of us from NCW are proud you, and we look forward to seeing Kristie and Molly years to come at you local hometown bingo hall. I bet you're wanting a gift?!
Fox grabs the object that he pulled out from the night stand drawer. It's a cigar! He holds it up with his index finger and thumb and holds it infront of the camera. He then chunks it and it bounces off the lenses of it. His speech goes on.
The Fox: Smoke that up, Big L! Because that's the last thing you got looking forward to before our big match come SNS. You wasted my time, you wasted our time, it would've been better if you just kept your mouth shut! With the remaining days before our big match, take care of that lady and baby of yours. Because I always hate to see a single mother raising her child from the help of the state. So keep this in mind, and let this go through you head...NEVER OUTFOX THE FOX! Seeya Saturday!
Fox winks at the camera and gets up from the bedside. He walks back over to the ipod dock and smiles at the camera.
The Fox: Ahh, what the hell!
He presses play and "Stronger" by Kanye West begins playing. Fox then begins to do the robot in the middle of the room.
The Fox: Remember, I'm a rocker!
With this being said, the camera starts going backwards and does so until it starts going down the stairway steps. It then goes to black.