Post by Ricky Johnson on Mar 31, 2012 19:40:19 GMT -6
FULL CARD:
The Rock vs. John Cena
Hell in a Cell match w/ Special Guest Referee Shawn Michaels
The Undertaker vs. Triple H
WWE Championship match:
CM Punk (C) vs. Chris Jericho
WWE World Heavyweight Championship match:
Daniel Bryan (C) vs. Sheamus
WWE Intercontinental Championship Match:
Cody Rhodes (C) vs. Big Show
Winning GM is GM of Both Raw and Smackdown:
Team Teddy (Santino Marella, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, Zack Ryder, The Great Khali and Booker T)
vs.
Team Johnny (David Otunga, Mark Henry, Drew McIntyre, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger & The Miz)
Randy Orton vs. Kane
Beth Phoenix & Eve Torres vs. Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos
RJ's picks
Divas Tag: Poor Beth Phoenix. She deserves better. Now she's about to lose again to someone who can't even wrestle. Besides, didn't Kelly just handle Beth and Eve all by herself last week on Raw?
Winners: Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos
Randy Orton vs. Kane: Since Kane was run over by the Cena express, he got dumped in Orton's lap. This fued had almost no build for WM, so it will probably go past 'Mania to some gimmick match at Extreme Rules. So...Orton by DQ
Winner: Randy Orton via DQ.
Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show: I love me some Cody. This would be amazing if Cody actually knocked off Big Show, but since Cody has been dominating this feud, and looking like the first challenger for the world heavyweight championship I gotta go with the Show to up his record to 4-8
Winner: Big Show
Team Teddy vs. Team Johnny: Team Teddy sucks. He seriously almost could not have picked a worse team. Santino is a comedy character, regardless of him being U.S. Champ, R-Truth and Kofi have been spinning their wheels for a while now, Zack Ryder is another comedy character who may be the dumbest person ever if he isn't setting Eve up for anything, Khali got pinned in about a minute by Mark Henry, and Booker hasn't been in the ring in like 6 months. This is a complete mis-match, unless Khali is somehow replaced by Rey Mysterio. Yes, I am actively hoping for Rey to wrestle.. think about that. anyway, Team Johnny has this in the bag.
Winners: Team Johnny.
Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus: All signs point to a Sheamus win. He won the Royal rumble, (just to spite the smarks) He's on the WM K-mart commercial, so on and so forth, so unless he somehow injures himself beforehand, he will most likely be walking out champion. I like D Bryan as champ, but he's run the gauntlet of challengers on SD, (unless he...oh god, feuds with Orton..)So it makes sense for him to lose here.
Winner: Sheamus
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho: Punk already said these two will steal the show, and it's fairly obvious that they will. They could have done without the Punk's family nonsense, because to me, Jericho seems petty needing to shake Punk's confidence. But he did and for the most part, it worked. Theoretically Punk would be off his game, and Jericho could capitalize, but I will give Punk the nod, since Jericho doesn't need a win here.
Winner: CM Punk
Undertaker vs. HHH : I didn't want this, and I still don't. They couldn't just give me Jericho/Taker could they? I'm not bitter or anything. Here's the thing: if HHH wins, it would NOT makes the fans happy. It'll be especially cheap if HHH wins because of Shawn Michaels. And even cheaper, since it would have took him three tries. Taker winning is the only outcome, but HBK has to play a role, otherwise his involvement is pointless. So HBK goes to hit Taker with sweet chin music for some reason, HHH stops him, eats a Tombstone and HBK counts the pin.
Winner: Undertaker
The Rock vs. John Cena : I have looked at this from both sides, and a lot of things just would not work. 1) Clean wins by either man. Cena CANNOT beat the Rock clean, this is the worst possible scenario. Cena walks in to Miami, and beating the Rock cleanly would turn the fans against Cena, there would be no "Rocky IV" effect where the fans accept Cena. I don't think Vince McMahon is the guy who will pay Rock lots of money to come back and Job clean. Not gonna happen. Rock beating Cena clean makes little sense either since Rock is shooting movies all spring and summer.
So, there are only 2 ways this match ends: Rock cheats to win or outside interference give Cena a win. Cena isn't going to cheat so that's out. There has been rumor of Miz getting involved and helping Cena (with or without Cena knowing) defeat the Rock. (Cena is still the good guy since he can come out and say it wasn't right, rematch, blah blah blah) and it works. The only other way is Rock openly cheating (either a low blow or hitting Cena with a chair or something) to beat Cena. Rock has never been above cheating, and Rock reiterated he NEEDED to win. Rock cheating also bring the whole Kane storyline back at Cena, Cena didn't embrace the hate, so it bites him in the ass. However, WWE is probably not that smart. I guess I'll hope against hope here and pick The Rock.
Winner: (Even though I'm probably wrong) The Rock
The Rock vs. John Cena
Hell in a Cell match w/ Special Guest Referee Shawn Michaels
The Undertaker vs. Triple H
WWE Championship match:
CM Punk (C) vs. Chris Jericho
WWE World Heavyweight Championship match:
Daniel Bryan (C) vs. Sheamus
WWE Intercontinental Championship Match:
Cody Rhodes (C) vs. Big Show
Winning GM is GM of Both Raw and Smackdown:
Team Teddy (Santino Marella, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, Zack Ryder, The Great Khali and Booker T)
vs.
Team Johnny (David Otunga, Mark Henry, Drew McIntyre, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger & The Miz)
Randy Orton vs. Kane
Beth Phoenix & Eve Torres vs. Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos
RJ's picks
Divas Tag: Poor Beth Phoenix. She deserves better. Now she's about to lose again to someone who can't even wrestle. Besides, didn't Kelly just handle Beth and Eve all by herself last week on Raw?
Winners: Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos
Randy Orton vs. Kane: Since Kane was run over by the Cena express, he got dumped in Orton's lap. This fued had almost no build for WM, so it will probably go past 'Mania to some gimmick match at Extreme Rules. So...Orton by DQ
Winner: Randy Orton via DQ.
Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show: I love me some Cody. This would be amazing if Cody actually knocked off Big Show, but since Cody has been dominating this feud, and looking like the first challenger for the world heavyweight championship I gotta go with the Show to up his record to 4-8
Winner: Big Show
Team Teddy vs. Team Johnny: Team Teddy sucks. He seriously almost could not have picked a worse team. Santino is a comedy character, regardless of him being U.S. Champ, R-Truth and Kofi have been spinning their wheels for a while now, Zack Ryder is another comedy character who may be the dumbest person ever if he isn't setting Eve up for anything, Khali got pinned in about a minute by Mark Henry, and Booker hasn't been in the ring in like 6 months. This is a complete mis-match, unless Khali is somehow replaced by Rey Mysterio. Yes, I am actively hoping for Rey to wrestle.. think about that. anyway, Team Johnny has this in the bag.
Winners: Team Johnny.
Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus: All signs point to a Sheamus win. He won the Royal rumble, (just to spite the smarks) He's on the WM K-mart commercial, so on and so forth, so unless he somehow injures himself beforehand, he will most likely be walking out champion. I like D Bryan as champ, but he's run the gauntlet of challengers on SD, (unless he...oh god, feuds with Orton..)So it makes sense for him to lose here.
Winner: Sheamus
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho: Punk already said these two will steal the show, and it's fairly obvious that they will. They could have done without the Punk's family nonsense, because to me, Jericho seems petty needing to shake Punk's confidence. But he did and for the most part, it worked. Theoretically Punk would be off his game, and Jericho could capitalize, but I will give Punk the nod, since Jericho doesn't need a win here.
Winner: CM Punk
Undertaker vs. HHH : I didn't want this, and I still don't. They couldn't just give me Jericho/Taker could they? I'm not bitter or anything. Here's the thing: if HHH wins, it would NOT makes the fans happy. It'll be especially cheap if HHH wins because of Shawn Michaels. And even cheaper, since it would have took him three tries. Taker winning is the only outcome, but HBK has to play a role, otherwise his involvement is pointless. So HBK goes to hit Taker with sweet chin music for some reason, HHH stops him, eats a Tombstone and HBK counts the pin.
Winner: Undertaker
The Rock vs. John Cena : I have looked at this from both sides, and a lot of things just would not work. 1) Clean wins by either man. Cena CANNOT beat the Rock clean, this is the worst possible scenario. Cena walks in to Miami, and beating the Rock cleanly would turn the fans against Cena, there would be no "Rocky IV" effect where the fans accept Cena. I don't think Vince McMahon is the guy who will pay Rock lots of money to come back and Job clean. Not gonna happen. Rock beating Cena clean makes little sense either since Rock is shooting movies all spring and summer.
So, there are only 2 ways this match ends: Rock cheats to win or outside interference give Cena a win. Cena isn't going to cheat so that's out. There has been rumor of Miz getting involved and helping Cena (with or without Cena knowing) defeat the Rock. (Cena is still the good guy since he can come out and say it wasn't right, rematch, blah blah blah) and it works. The only other way is Rock openly cheating (either a low blow or hitting Cena with a chair or something) to beat Cena. Rock has never been above cheating, and Rock reiterated he NEEDED to win. Rock cheating also bring the whole Kane storyline back at Cena, Cena didn't embrace the hate, so it bites him in the ass. However, WWE is probably not that smart. I guess I'll hope against hope here and pick The Rock.
Winner: (Even though I'm probably wrong) The Rock