Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Apr 7, 2012 4:09:09 GMT -6
*The scene opens with Obsidian running into Curtis D. Kanyon's locker room.*
Obsidian: Dude! Did you see Zelda's awesome promo! She rocks so hard, it was awesome! I think I'm falling in love all over again!
*Curtis looks at Obsidian with disdain in his eyes.*
Obsidian: I mean, you'll still destroy her, I'm just saying, she's so good with words. But it won't help her.
*Curtis stands up slowly. He walks over to Obsidian and places his hand on Obsidian's shoulder.*
Curtis: You're damn right I'm going to destroy her.
Obsidian: Although, you weren't as lucky in the match last week.
Curtis: Yeah, but what did I say last week before the match?
Obsidian: My mama taught me to never say those type of words.
Curtis: Not that part, the other part.
Obsidian: About her needing EMTs?
Curtis: Yep. And what happened after the match?
Obsidian: EMT's helped her to the back after you banged her into the announcer's table.
*Curtis starts squeezing Obsidian's trapezius. Obsidian grimaces in pain.*
Curtis: I didn't say I was going to win the match. I didn't tell my partner to stay out of my way. I had one goal, and one goal only. And by the end of the night, I did it. It was glorious. And do you thing that quelled my rage?
Obsidian: Ow ow ow...I'm guessing not...ow...please stop.
*Curtis lets go of Obsidian.*
Curtis: You'd be right. But I did blow off some steam. So now it's time to slow it down a little and get to know my opponent. And since you had that crush on her, I think you're the man I need to get info from. So how about some nachos, my treat?
Obsidian: Seriously?
Curtis: Yep. You can tell me all about the left, down, right, down thing.
Obsidian: You mean the Contra Code?
Curtis: No, I've felt that, I mean whatever she was talking about.
Obsidian: Oh boy, this is going to take awhile, and a lot of nachos.
*They walk out the door as the scene fades.*
*We open in on Curtis D. Kanyon staring at the camera.*
Curtis: You don't think I don't know what I got myself into here? This is a lose-lose situation for me. Nevermind what I've done, all I've accomplished, and all you've done, all the barriers you broke. If I beat you, I beat a girl, I look like a dick. You beat me, I lost to a girl, I look like a chump. Doesn't matter the accolades between us. But guess what, I don't care. You dishonored me. You put a stain on my reputation by locking me in that closet. You have brought all of this on yourself, don't blame Kelly. Don't even dare look past me to Kelly. You're in this mess because of yourself, and because of your brother. He hired me to protect Kelly, and because of you, I looked like a failure. Now I stopped taking his money because I failed Kelly that night, from then on, it's been pro-bono. Because I need to earn my reputation back, and getting retribution against you is the only way to do it! So give me all you're nerd speech, doesn't matter to me. All it does is make a bunch of 15 year old dweebs keep there hands down there pants thinking of you. You know what, I have something to say to those dorks too.
*Curtis turns to the left, the camera cuts to see him head on again.*
Curtis: Bite me fanboys!
*Curtis turns back to the original camera. He walks a little closer to the camera.*
Curtis: You know Zelda, this isn't even the first time you got in the way of my fate. Let me paint you a picture. It was October, 2010, I was world champ, you was women's champ. We wrecked our respective divisions. Management hated me, they loved you. Then came Road to the Gold, I fell from grace, you beat a she-man to keep your title. I spent the next week begging and pleading for a rematch. It was "under advisement." Then, on Halloween night, you gives up your belt, earns 75 points in the power rankings, and uses a loophole to tie up the world title! Suddenly my rematch is put on the back burner for you Zelda! You know, if it wasn't for you, I would have gotten my rematch just by earning the points myself, but because the higher ups are idiots, they let you sneak in and take the title shot and hand it off to that loser Velez! Wouldn't have happened had I still been CEO, I tell you what. But, I figured you were just a little girl, you didn't know any better, I let it slide. But ever since then, you always seem to be causing trouble. You're always at the center of controversy. Well this time Zelda, I ain't letting it slide!
*Curtis moves further into the camera.*
Curtis: You here me you skeezy whore! You took my pride! I don't give a damn if you're trying to buy out NCW. I don't care who you're sleeping with. I don't even care if you're re-preggers. This is a match, and as such, I will be treating you worse than any other opponent. I will not hold back, I will not feel sorry. You took my reputation from me. I will take everything from you. All that money you're willing to spend, save it. You're going to need it for the doctor. This I can tell you for sure. You're going to get a BANG! That is also for sure. Now Zelda, if you notice, I never said I'd win. That's because...I may just make this match, this punishment, last forever...to put it in a way even you can understand, we're going to just keep going until we get to the kill screen. I do like the sound of that.
*Kanyon smirks and shoves the camera away. The scene fades.*
*We open in on Obsidian walking down the hall.*
? : Psst. Hey.
*Obsidian stops in his tracks.*
Obsidian: Who me?
? : Yes you! What did you talk to Curtis about?
Obsidian: Just some basic video game knowledge mostly. And--wait, who wants to know?
? : Ha you're such a kidder. C'mon bestie...I have a proposition for you.
*Adam walks out of the shadows and puts his arm around Obsidian. He pats Obsidian where Curtis gripped his shoulder earlier and he winces in pain. The scene fades.*
Obsidian: Dude! Did you see Zelda's awesome promo! She rocks so hard, it was awesome! I think I'm falling in love all over again!
*Curtis looks at Obsidian with disdain in his eyes.*
Obsidian: I mean, you'll still destroy her, I'm just saying, she's so good with words. But it won't help her.
*Curtis stands up slowly. He walks over to Obsidian and places his hand on Obsidian's shoulder.*
Curtis: You're damn right I'm going to destroy her.
Obsidian: Although, you weren't as lucky in the match last week.
Curtis: Yeah, but what did I say last week before the match?
Obsidian: My mama taught me to never say those type of words.
Curtis: Not that part, the other part.
Obsidian: About her needing EMTs?
Curtis: Yep. And what happened after the match?
Obsidian: EMT's helped her to the back after you banged her into the announcer's table.
*Curtis starts squeezing Obsidian's trapezius. Obsidian grimaces in pain.*
Curtis: I didn't say I was going to win the match. I didn't tell my partner to stay out of my way. I had one goal, and one goal only. And by the end of the night, I did it. It was glorious. And do you thing that quelled my rage?
Obsidian: Ow ow ow...I'm guessing not...ow...please stop.
*Curtis lets go of Obsidian.*
Curtis: You'd be right. But I did blow off some steam. So now it's time to slow it down a little and get to know my opponent. And since you had that crush on her, I think you're the man I need to get info from. So how about some nachos, my treat?
Obsidian: Seriously?
Curtis: Yep. You can tell me all about the left, down, right, down thing.
Obsidian: You mean the Contra Code?
Curtis: No, I've felt that, I mean whatever she was talking about.
Obsidian: Oh boy, this is going to take awhile, and a lot of nachos.
*They walk out the door as the scene fades.*
*We open in on Curtis D. Kanyon staring at the camera.*
Curtis: You don't think I don't know what I got myself into here? This is a lose-lose situation for me. Nevermind what I've done, all I've accomplished, and all you've done, all the barriers you broke. If I beat you, I beat a girl, I look like a dick. You beat me, I lost to a girl, I look like a chump. Doesn't matter the accolades between us. But guess what, I don't care. You dishonored me. You put a stain on my reputation by locking me in that closet. You have brought all of this on yourself, don't blame Kelly. Don't even dare look past me to Kelly. You're in this mess because of yourself, and because of your brother. He hired me to protect Kelly, and because of you, I looked like a failure. Now I stopped taking his money because I failed Kelly that night, from then on, it's been pro-bono. Because I need to earn my reputation back, and getting retribution against you is the only way to do it! So give me all you're nerd speech, doesn't matter to me. All it does is make a bunch of 15 year old dweebs keep there hands down there pants thinking of you. You know what, I have something to say to those dorks too.
*Curtis turns to the left, the camera cuts to see him head on again.*
Curtis: Bite me fanboys!
*Curtis turns back to the original camera. He walks a little closer to the camera.*
Curtis: You know Zelda, this isn't even the first time you got in the way of my fate. Let me paint you a picture. It was October, 2010, I was world champ, you was women's champ. We wrecked our respective divisions. Management hated me, they loved you. Then came Road to the Gold, I fell from grace, you beat a she-man to keep your title. I spent the next week begging and pleading for a rematch. It was "under advisement." Then, on Halloween night, you gives up your belt, earns 75 points in the power rankings, and uses a loophole to tie up the world title! Suddenly my rematch is put on the back burner for you Zelda! You know, if it wasn't for you, I would have gotten my rematch just by earning the points myself, but because the higher ups are idiots, they let you sneak in and take the title shot and hand it off to that loser Velez! Wouldn't have happened had I still been CEO, I tell you what. But, I figured you were just a little girl, you didn't know any better, I let it slide. But ever since then, you always seem to be causing trouble. You're always at the center of controversy. Well this time Zelda, I ain't letting it slide!
*Curtis moves further into the camera.*
Curtis: You here me you skeezy whore! You took my pride! I don't give a damn if you're trying to buy out NCW. I don't care who you're sleeping with. I don't even care if you're re-preggers. This is a match, and as such, I will be treating you worse than any other opponent. I will not hold back, I will not feel sorry. You took my reputation from me. I will take everything from you. All that money you're willing to spend, save it. You're going to need it for the doctor. This I can tell you for sure. You're going to get a BANG! That is also for sure. Now Zelda, if you notice, I never said I'd win. That's because...I may just make this match, this punishment, last forever...to put it in a way even you can understand, we're going to just keep going until we get to the kill screen. I do like the sound of that.
*Kanyon smirks and shoves the camera away. The scene fades.*
*We open in on Obsidian walking down the hall.*
? : Psst. Hey.
*Obsidian stops in his tracks.*
Obsidian: Who me?
? : Yes you! What did you talk to Curtis about?
Obsidian: Just some basic video game knowledge mostly. And--wait, who wants to know?
? : Ha you're such a kidder. C'mon bestie...I have a proposition for you.
*Adam walks out of the shadows and puts his arm around Obsidian. He pats Obsidian where Curtis gripped his shoulder earlier and he winces in pain. The scene fades.*