Post by Karnage on Nov 1, 2007 23:28:29 GMT -6
A Dodge pickup truck comes into the parking lot of the arena. It speeds through the speed bumps and quickly pulls into a parking spot, slamming on the brakes. A monsterous arm opens the door, and a mammoth of a man steps out. It is none other than the man.......the myth.......the LEGEND, Karnage.
Karnage grabs a bag that is in the back of the truck. he starts to walk towards the arena, when he is met by an nCw reporter. The reporter starts to walk toward Karnage, and he stops him to ask him a few questions.
KARNAGE! Jason Kaelin, reporter for nCw magazine. First off, I want to welcome you to nCw. The fans have a lot fo questions, and I'd like a chance to ask you some of them, if you don't mind.
LITTLE MAN! If you have something to say, THEN SAY IT! I have my first match soon, and I don;t want to be late! It's been TOO DAMN LONG since I had the chance to bash someone's face in!
Uhm, OK, big guy. Have you thought of switching to decaf? Maybe some anger management classes?
Karnage becomes infuriated by the tone and comical idiocy of this pathetic worm of a reporter. Karnage grabs him by his jacket, picks him up one handed, and looks at him eye to eye.
Let me explain something to you, little man! I didn't come to the nCw to get insulted, or be criticized about my attitude! So let me tell you this, WORM! I joined the Alliance of Violence because their attitude SUITS ME BEST! The rule is simple. DESTROY ANYONE WHO GETS IN OUR WAY! And soon, Mimmic and Hexx will be the FIRST to face the MASTER OF THE WORLD! ME!
Karnage drops the nuisance of a reporter, and stares down at him.
Karnage, let me apologize. I didn't mean to insult you. Our fans just want to know about you, what your plans are here in nCw, why you picked the nCw, what you think of the Alliance of Violence, especially your tag team partner Boppo?
What brought me to the nCw? MAYHEM AND DESTRUCTION! What do I think of the Alliance of Violence? When they heard about me, THEY CAME TO ME! Punisher called me up and said "Hey! Would you like a job where you get PAID to DESTROY and MANGLE PEOPLE?" And of course, being a former Navy SEAL, I jumped at the chance. And as far as Boppo? I don't know him all that well yet. But if Punisher has him in the Alliance of Violence, he must be pretty damn evil! So as far as he can keep up, and can be even HALF as evil as me, then he's a good man in my eyes. Now is there anythign ELSE that you want to know, or can I go in and get ready to kick some ass now?
Uhm, Karnage, if I may, just one more question. You have a match against Mimmic and Hexx. This is your first match, and some people say that they are putting money on Mimic and Hexx, and that you ahve no experience as a wrestler, and shouldn't be in professional wrestling. What do you have to say to that?
Let me just say this. I GUARANTEE that I have sent more people to the MORGUE using my BARE HANDS than ALL the wrestlers in the nCw have sent to the HOSPITAL! I don't play well with others, and if anyone gets in my way, let me jsut say this, they WILL KNOW WHO I AM! And after tonight, EVERYONE! The FANS, the WRESTLERS, the MANAGERS, and ESPECIALLY those who don't think I shoudl be here........will know EXACTLY WHO I AM! And that is.....that I AM.............[/size]
[shadow=red,left,300] THE MASTER.......AND THE RULER..........OF THE WOOOORRRLLLLDDDDD!!!!![/shadow][/color]
Karnage walks off and heads towards the arena. As he is walking, he sees where mimmic and Hexx have parked thier bikes. Karnage drops his bag, picks one of them up and drops it on top of the other. Both bikes fall over, and Karnage picks up his bag and walks off. The Alliance of Violence is standing there watching this, and all of them start applauding. Karnage walks over to them, and they all welcome him into the fold with pats on the back and open arms.
Well wrestling fans, I don't know much about where this guy came from, or what his story is, but I WILL find out! And as far as the wrestlers in this Federation is concerned, well, after seeing what I just saw, let's just say that I'm calling my bookie and changing my bet from Mimmic nad Hexx to Karnage! He may not even NEED a tag team partner after what I just saw! Folks, this is Jason Kaelin for nCw Magazine, signing off!
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Karnage grabs a bag that is in the back of the truck. he starts to walk towards the arena, when he is met by an nCw reporter. The reporter starts to walk toward Karnage, and he stops him to ask him a few questions.
KARNAGE! Jason Kaelin, reporter for nCw magazine. First off, I want to welcome you to nCw. The fans have a lot fo questions, and I'd like a chance to ask you some of them, if you don't mind.
LITTLE MAN! If you have something to say, THEN SAY IT! I have my first match soon, and I don;t want to be late! It's been TOO DAMN LONG since I had the chance to bash someone's face in!
Uhm, OK, big guy. Have you thought of switching to decaf? Maybe some anger management classes?
Karnage becomes infuriated by the tone and comical idiocy of this pathetic worm of a reporter. Karnage grabs him by his jacket, picks him up one handed, and looks at him eye to eye.
Let me explain something to you, little man! I didn't come to the nCw to get insulted, or be criticized about my attitude! So let me tell you this, WORM! I joined the Alliance of Violence because their attitude SUITS ME BEST! The rule is simple. DESTROY ANYONE WHO GETS IN OUR WAY! And soon, Mimmic and Hexx will be the FIRST to face the MASTER OF THE WORLD! ME!
Karnage drops the nuisance of a reporter, and stares down at him.
Karnage, let me apologize. I didn't mean to insult you. Our fans just want to know about you, what your plans are here in nCw, why you picked the nCw, what you think of the Alliance of Violence, especially your tag team partner Boppo?
What brought me to the nCw? MAYHEM AND DESTRUCTION! What do I think of the Alliance of Violence? When they heard about me, THEY CAME TO ME! Punisher called me up and said "Hey! Would you like a job where you get PAID to DESTROY and MANGLE PEOPLE?" And of course, being a former Navy SEAL, I jumped at the chance. And as far as Boppo? I don't know him all that well yet. But if Punisher has him in the Alliance of Violence, he must be pretty damn evil! So as far as he can keep up, and can be even HALF as evil as me, then he's a good man in my eyes. Now is there anythign ELSE that you want to know, or can I go in and get ready to kick some ass now?
Uhm, Karnage, if I may, just one more question. You have a match against Mimmic and Hexx. This is your first match, and some people say that they are putting money on Mimic and Hexx, and that you ahve no experience as a wrestler, and shouldn't be in professional wrestling. What do you have to say to that?
Let me just say this. I GUARANTEE that I have sent more people to the MORGUE using my BARE HANDS than ALL the wrestlers in the nCw have sent to the HOSPITAL! I don't play well with others, and if anyone gets in my way, let me jsut say this, they WILL KNOW WHO I AM! And after tonight, EVERYONE! The FANS, the WRESTLERS, the MANAGERS, and ESPECIALLY those who don't think I shoudl be here........will know EXACTLY WHO I AM! And that is.....that I AM.............[/size]
[shadow=red,left,300] THE MASTER.......AND THE RULER..........OF THE WOOOORRRLLLLDDDDD!!!!![/shadow][/color]
Karnage walks off and heads towards the arena. As he is walking, he sees where mimmic and Hexx have parked thier bikes. Karnage drops his bag, picks one of them up and drops it on top of the other. Both bikes fall over, and Karnage picks up his bag and walks off. The Alliance of Violence is standing there watching this, and all of them start applauding. Karnage walks over to them, and they all welcome him into the fold with pats on the back and open arms.
Well wrestling fans, I don't know much about where this guy came from, or what his story is, but I WILL find out! And as far as the wrestlers in this Federation is concerned, well, after seeing what I just saw, let's just say that I'm calling my bookie and changing my bet from Mimmic nad Hexx to Karnage! He may not even NEED a tag team partner after what I just saw! Folks, this is Jason Kaelin for nCw Magazine, signing off!
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