Post by El Dragon on Apr 8, 2012 2:14:28 GMT -6
The scene opens upon El Dragon de Valor standing in the lobby of their luxurious hotel in Los Angeles. He peers out the window and see's Randy's Donuts off in the distance.
Dragon: The one good thing about America. Their glutenous ways have led to many a fantastic sweet treat. Randy's Donuts, an American icon, a monument to their way of life. A big fat doughnut for big fat people. Don't want to believe me, do you? Look just down the way. Do you see it? A mere block from Randy's Donuts...
The camera zooms in to look further down the way.
Dragon: Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Only Americans could pair sugar filled carb loaded food, with oil filled carb loaded food. It makes me sick. Not just figuratively, literally. What the hell is wrong with you people? Como se dice...pigs!
Dragon turns to the camera.
Dragon: Speaking of pigs, that brings me to Kelly Knite. Oh Kelly, Kelly. Fallen into the same crappy patterns all Americans fall into. You see, as an outsider, I see it plain as day. Tu estupido Americans. Whenever there is a special event that brings people from all over to compete, you rise up. You band together, fight until your last breath, you pull out all the stops. It happens in every Olympics. Every world cup. Now, this tournament. Where was your amazing American team when the Internationals wanted competition? We fought losers like TED, and the MCM, and TED mixed with MCM. We begged for real competition, but Kelly gave us nothing. We go out of our way to make an international tournament, and suddenly Kelly has an American team chomping at the bit to join in? What a coincidence.
Dragon shakes his head.
Dragon: Bushido and I, we are real wrestlers. Every time we wrestle, it is to be the best. We are always in competition mode. So I have no problem with her putting us in this exhibition match. Now, if I were one of your normal NCW American puto, I would say, in this match, we would take out Team America and they wouldn't even make the tournament. However, I'm not a puto, I don't want to beat Team America so bad they forfeit their spot. No, I'm smarter than that. I want to beat them to a pulp, walk away the winners we are meant to be, and leave just enough of them to make it to the tournament, so that you losers can see them lose for a second time. That is my goal.
Dragon walks closer to the camera and adjusts his tie.
Dragon: Gib is a former world champion. I know he will try to bring some pain. I look forward to his fight. Si, I really do. Simon, I don't even know who that is. Once again, NCW throwing a rag tag team against our greatness. Once again they shall fall. Then fall fall again. This is one time America will not wrongfully stand triumphant over the world. They will not make it through the international tournament. We will show them up in this exhibition and prove to all of you once again, how amazing we are and why you must look up to us to make your lives better. This is the way of the world, you just haven't caught up yet.
Bushido and Miranda emerge from the elevator.
Dragon: There you two are! What took so long.
Miranda: Someone has grumpy pants.
Miranda points at Bushido. He rolls his eyes.
Dragon: Are we ready to hit the road, party it up in Hollywood!
Miranda: Heck to the yeah! Going clubbing! After all I've been through lately working with you guys, I need to let out some steam.
Dragon: You mean living the la vida!? Let us roll!
They all exit the hotel as the scene fades.
Dragon: The one good thing about America. Their glutenous ways have led to many a fantastic sweet treat. Randy's Donuts, an American icon, a monument to their way of life. A big fat doughnut for big fat people. Don't want to believe me, do you? Look just down the way. Do you see it? A mere block from Randy's Donuts...
The camera zooms in to look further down the way.
Dragon: Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Only Americans could pair sugar filled carb loaded food, with oil filled carb loaded food. It makes me sick. Not just figuratively, literally. What the hell is wrong with you people? Como se dice...pigs!
Dragon turns to the camera.
Dragon: Speaking of pigs, that brings me to Kelly Knite. Oh Kelly, Kelly. Fallen into the same crappy patterns all Americans fall into. You see, as an outsider, I see it plain as day. Tu estupido Americans. Whenever there is a special event that brings people from all over to compete, you rise up. You band together, fight until your last breath, you pull out all the stops. It happens in every Olympics. Every world cup. Now, this tournament. Where was your amazing American team when the Internationals wanted competition? We fought losers like TED, and the MCM, and TED mixed with MCM. We begged for real competition, but Kelly gave us nothing. We go out of our way to make an international tournament, and suddenly Kelly has an American team chomping at the bit to join in? What a coincidence.
Dragon shakes his head.
Dragon: Bushido and I, we are real wrestlers. Every time we wrestle, it is to be the best. We are always in competition mode. So I have no problem with her putting us in this exhibition match. Now, if I were one of your normal NCW American puto, I would say, in this match, we would take out Team America and they wouldn't even make the tournament. However, I'm not a puto, I don't want to beat Team America so bad they forfeit their spot. No, I'm smarter than that. I want to beat them to a pulp, walk away the winners we are meant to be, and leave just enough of them to make it to the tournament, so that you losers can see them lose for a second time. That is my goal.
Dragon walks closer to the camera and adjusts his tie.
Dragon: Gib is a former world champion. I know he will try to bring some pain. I look forward to his fight. Si, I really do. Simon, I don't even know who that is. Once again, NCW throwing a rag tag team against our greatness. Once again they shall fall. Then fall fall again. This is one time America will not wrongfully stand triumphant over the world. They will not make it through the international tournament. We will show them up in this exhibition and prove to all of you once again, how amazing we are and why you must look up to us to make your lives better. This is the way of the world, you just haven't caught up yet.
Bushido and Miranda emerge from the elevator.
Dragon: There you two are! What took so long.
Miranda: Someone has grumpy pants.
Miranda points at Bushido. He rolls his eyes.
Dragon: Are we ready to hit the road, party it up in Hollywood!
Miranda: Heck to the yeah! Going clubbing! After all I've been through lately working with you guys, I need to let out some steam.
Dragon: You mean living the la vida!? Let us roll!
They all exit the hotel as the scene fades.
