Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Apr 8, 2012 3:43:29 GMT -6
*We open in on Curtis D. Kanyon on a basketball court in a gym. He's crouched over, bobbing back and forth.*
Curtis: You ready for this?
*Curtis charges and lets out a primal scream. We then see him BANG! Zelda Knite in half, literally! Although it was a cardboard cut out of Zelda Knite. The court is littered with Zelda cut-outs. Curtis gets up and quickly BANG!s another. Then another! Then another!*
Curtis: Nothing like training!
GQ: Yeah, great job, you're hitting inanimate objects.
Curtis: Hey, that girl is small and quick, I have to be ready to hit hard and fast. The best way to BANG!
*Curtis turns around and BANG! Another one goes down.*
Curtis: Now this is a damn good game.
GQ: Can't believe I wasted my morning setting these up.
Curtis: It's like a sea of dead Zeldas! But this Sunday, there's only going to be one dead Zelda!
*Curtis kicks a Zelda in the gut and then pow! Sit-out piledriver!*
Curtis: That's right Zelda, you just got Lanced!
GQ: Oh man, you're still saying that?
Curtis: Is he still in the hospital? Damn right I am!
*Curtis BANG!s another. The scene fades.*
Obsidian: I can't turn my back on my bro, but I gotta help my BFF. I guess it couldn't hurt to report in.
*Curtis enters the locker room.*
Obsidian: Hey Curtis...uh...um...weird question...any special plans....for your fight. Something Zelda would never expect perhaps?
Curtis: Not really. I'm just planning on whipping ass like normal.
Obsidian: But I mean...going to use a chair, or a table? Maybe going for a submission?
Curtis: Nope, just going to kick her ass as if it was anybody else. Well, maybe a little more so since she pissed me off and made me look like an idiot.
Obsidian: Oh, okay.
*Obsidian pulls out his phone and starts texting.*
Obsidian: And you're totally sure bro?
Curtis: Totally.
*Obsidian sends off a text. We fade.*
*Curtis stands at the ready in front of Kelly Knite's locker room, arms folded in front of his chest.*
Curtis: Even with a match coming up, I still do my job. Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do. I have a life, I have a normal job, I have other things to do. I have to train, I have to stay in tip top shape. With all that, I still find the time to give my full attention to Kelly, keeping her safe. This time, I will not let anyone lead me astray and lock me in a closet.
*Curtis shakes his head.*
Curtis: A freaking closet. Last time I was in one, it was Ron's office. You are one clever girl their Zelda, I'll give you that. But there is one problem with your plan Zelda. Clever don't work so good when your in a match with a vicious son of a bitch like me. Tricking me to go somewhere when I thought we were cool, sure, clever. But all the cleverness in the world won't make my fists hurt less. All your brain power won't make your ribs heal any faster. All your bright ideas will not keep you from being a bitch!
*Curtis slaps his face.*
Curtis: I will beat you to a pulp woman! Don't you get it! Your hubris will be your undoing! You think you can take me? You think so little of me to barely mention my name? I'm going to cripple you. I'm going to make what I did to Lance look like a slap on the wrist compared to what I do to you. For someone who's going to end your career, you should really be hyping me up a little more. Otherwise it just makes you look the fool for not even thinking about me. But hey, it's your career, not mine. My career is already golden, I'm on the rise again, I'm destined for greatness again. You are destined for a hospital bed next to all the others I put in there. All because you had to ruin my companies reputation. You dumb little whore. I'm going to beat you like your daddy should've.
*Curtis smirks.*
Curtis: BANG!
*We open one more time on Curtis Kanyon entering his mansion home. His wife Esmerelda greets him.*
Esmerelda: Aidios mijo, I get to see you again!
Curtis: One of the benefits of NCW holding shows near my house. I actually get to use it.
*Curtis grabs his woman and they embrace in a passionate kiss.*
Esmerelda: Ai papi, muy caliente.
Curtis: Oh babe, I love it when you speak Mexican.
Esmerelda: You goof, you know I'm more Puerto Rican than Mexican.
Curtis: I got a big day tomorrow babe, I need to get some rest.
Esmerelda: Honey, you know I love you and everything your job has provided this family. But must you really face this little girl.
Curtis: This little girl is like Denis the Menace. Just keeps causing trouble. She did me wrong, now I have to put her in her place.
Esmerelda: Oh, she just interrupted your silly little side business, what's the matter?
Curtis: It's the principle of the thing. I may have been a little nuts, but I've always been a man of my word. She made me go against my word babe, I have to make things right. I have to go to places even I once thought too dirty, just to see this through. Do you understand?
Esmerelda: No se.
Curtis: Babe, just...don't watch tomorrow. Don't let the kids watch either. Because this is one time...the one time in my career that I may be ashamed of the things I must do. But as a man, to get back that which she stole, I must do them. I must...just...don't watch, okay.
Esmerelda: Okay.
Curtis: Promise me!
Esmerelda: I promise sweety pie.
Curtis: Thank you babe. This is for you you know. I love you.
Esmerelda: I know, and I love you too honey.
*Curtis and Esmerelda hug and then she pats him on the back and walks away.*
Curtis: I just hope you still love me tomorrow...
*The scene fades.*
Curtis: You ready for this?
*Curtis charges and lets out a primal scream. We then see him BANG! Zelda Knite in half, literally! Although it was a cardboard cut out of Zelda Knite. The court is littered with Zelda cut-outs. Curtis gets up and quickly BANG!s another. Then another! Then another!*
Curtis: Nothing like training!
GQ: Yeah, great job, you're hitting inanimate objects.
Curtis: Hey, that girl is small and quick, I have to be ready to hit hard and fast. The best way to BANG!
*Curtis turns around and BANG! Another one goes down.*
Curtis: Now this is a damn good game.
GQ: Can't believe I wasted my morning setting these up.
Curtis: It's like a sea of dead Zeldas! But this Sunday, there's only going to be one dead Zelda!
*Curtis kicks a Zelda in the gut and then pow! Sit-out piledriver!*
Curtis: That's right Zelda, you just got Lanced!
GQ: Oh man, you're still saying that?
Curtis: Is he still in the hospital? Damn right I am!
*Curtis BANG!s another. The scene fades.*
Obsidian: I can't turn my back on my bro, but I gotta help my BFF. I guess it couldn't hurt to report in.
*Curtis enters the locker room.*
Obsidian: Hey Curtis...uh...um...weird question...any special plans....for your fight. Something Zelda would never expect perhaps?
Curtis: Not really. I'm just planning on whipping ass like normal.
Obsidian: But I mean...going to use a chair, or a table? Maybe going for a submission?
Curtis: Nope, just going to kick her ass as if it was anybody else. Well, maybe a little more so since she pissed me off and made me look like an idiot.
Obsidian: Oh, okay.
*Obsidian pulls out his phone and starts texting.*
Obsidian: And you're totally sure bro?
Curtis: Totally.
*Obsidian sends off a text. We fade.*
*Curtis stands at the ready in front of Kelly Knite's locker room, arms folded in front of his chest.*
Curtis: Even with a match coming up, I still do my job. Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do. I have a life, I have a normal job, I have other things to do. I have to train, I have to stay in tip top shape. With all that, I still find the time to give my full attention to Kelly, keeping her safe. This time, I will not let anyone lead me astray and lock me in a closet.
*Curtis shakes his head.*
Curtis: A freaking closet. Last time I was in one, it was Ron's office. You are one clever girl their Zelda, I'll give you that. But there is one problem with your plan Zelda. Clever don't work so good when your in a match with a vicious son of a bitch like me. Tricking me to go somewhere when I thought we were cool, sure, clever. But all the cleverness in the world won't make my fists hurt less. All your brain power won't make your ribs heal any faster. All your bright ideas will not keep you from being a bitch!
*Curtis slaps his face.*
Curtis: I will beat you to a pulp woman! Don't you get it! Your hubris will be your undoing! You think you can take me? You think so little of me to barely mention my name? I'm going to cripple you. I'm going to make what I did to Lance look like a slap on the wrist compared to what I do to you. For someone who's going to end your career, you should really be hyping me up a little more. Otherwise it just makes you look the fool for not even thinking about me. But hey, it's your career, not mine. My career is already golden, I'm on the rise again, I'm destined for greatness again. You are destined for a hospital bed next to all the others I put in there. All because you had to ruin my companies reputation. You dumb little whore. I'm going to beat you like your daddy should've.
*Curtis smirks.*
Curtis: BANG!
*We open one more time on Curtis Kanyon entering his mansion home. His wife Esmerelda greets him.*
Esmerelda: Aidios mijo, I get to see you again!
Curtis: One of the benefits of NCW holding shows near my house. I actually get to use it.
*Curtis grabs his woman and they embrace in a passionate kiss.*
Esmerelda: Ai papi, muy caliente.
Curtis: Oh babe, I love it when you speak Mexican.
Esmerelda: You goof, you know I'm more Puerto Rican than Mexican.
Curtis: I got a big day tomorrow babe, I need to get some rest.
Esmerelda: Honey, you know I love you and everything your job has provided this family. But must you really face this little girl.
Curtis: This little girl is like Denis the Menace. Just keeps causing trouble. She did me wrong, now I have to put her in her place.
Esmerelda: Oh, she just interrupted your silly little side business, what's the matter?
Curtis: It's the principle of the thing. I may have been a little nuts, but I've always been a man of my word. She made me go against my word babe, I have to make things right. I have to go to places even I once thought too dirty, just to see this through. Do you understand?
Esmerelda: No se.
Curtis: Babe, just...don't watch tomorrow. Don't let the kids watch either. Because this is one time...the one time in my career that I may be ashamed of the things I must do. But as a man, to get back that which she stole, I must do them. I must...just...don't watch, okay.
Esmerelda: Okay.
Curtis: Promise me!
Esmerelda: I promise sweety pie.
Curtis: Thank you babe. This is for you you know. I love you.
Esmerelda: I know, and I love you too honey.
*Curtis and Esmerelda hug and then she pats him on the back and walks away.*
Curtis: I just hope you still love me tomorrow...
*The scene fades.*
