Post by Markus E. Reeves on Dec 22, 2007 3:07:54 GMT -6
*Enter Mark Evil and Lucifer Blood. Evil is holding a barbedwire steel chair as Chad Lights walks up*
Chad Lights: Good Evening to you two gentlemen.
Lucifer Blood: Is there any particular reason why your here?
Chad Lights: Yes I'm here to interview Mark Evil before his match against Tankelad.
*Mark looks over at Chad in displeasure*
Mark Evil: Lets get this over with. I got better things to be doing.
Chad Lights: Like what?
Mark Evil: Causing pain to the next mother****er that looks at me.
Chad Lights: Wow Mark you really got some issues that you need to work out. You don't have to go around hurting everyone.
Mark Evil: Wrestling is about making an impact. If you don't go out and fight and scratch and claw for every little thing then you will end up with nothing. If it means that I have to hurt some to accomplish my goals then so be it. If I kill someone in a match so be it. All that means is that I was the better wrestler and that he or she couldn't do anything to stop the beating that I was delivering.
Chad Lights: Jesus Mark. You may be the craziest guy I have ever met.
Mark Evil: Thank you
*Mark the lets out a sadistic laugh*
Chad Lights: What do you think of your opponent Tankelad?
Mark Evil: What do you expect me to say?
Chad Lights: I don't know. Thats why I asked you.
Mark Evil: Well in my opinion Tankelad is a waste of space. I mean he's 5 feet 10 inches tall and looks to weigh about 60 tons. When he walks to the ring he is gonna look like he is actually wadalling and if he does walk to the ring I'm thinking that it will take him 30 minutes to get his fat ass down to the ring. He has a better chance if someone just pushed him over and rolled him down the aisle towards the ring. I'll then be nice enough to help put his fat ass in the ring by using a giant crane. I'll then take my barbed wire wrapped steel chair and beat around for a little while or until he is nice and bloody.
Chad Lights: What the **** is wrong with you. You are talking about intentionally trying to hurt or kill someone.
Mark Evil: Who cares. This fat piece of **** is the first obstical between me and the nCw World Heavyweight Championship. He will be just the first of many victims that I will claim too.
Chad Lights: Is it true that you have ended careers.
Mark Evil: Yes I have. 3 in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation and one in Vortex Xtreme Wrestling. Ironically one of the XHF guys that I destroyed I also destroyed in VXW.
Chad Lights: Please explain.
Mark Evil: The first one was Adam Senton during his brief run in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation. We were set to go one on one in a No Holds Barred match which ended with me hitting a tombstone piledriver to him from on top of the security barrier onto a pile of chairs and table debris. The second one was Ian Poole of the XHF. I was facing him one on one in a match of my creation. The Highway to Hell match. Lets just say Ian took a fall from the top of the third cage and fell 30 to 40 feet down to the ring below and was never seen in the ring again. The third one happened in a Fatal Fourway Xtreme Championship match in VXW. This one also happened to Adam Senton in a fashion much like the one in the XHF. I hit a tombstone piledriver from the security barrier into the crowd and onto a few chairs. The most recent one happened in October at the XHF pay-per-view Bonifide Homicide. The Flash was his name and lets just say that he wasn't quick enough to get away from my grip and he paid for it dearly. He was another victim of the Highway to Hell match.
Chad Lights: Thank you for your time Mark. Good luck in your match on Saturday night.
*Mark glares at Chad and Chad walks off camera quickly as the scene fades to black*
Chad Lights: Good Evening to you two gentlemen.
Lucifer Blood: Is there any particular reason why your here?
Chad Lights: Yes I'm here to interview Mark Evil before his match against Tankelad.
*Mark looks over at Chad in displeasure*
Mark Evil: Lets get this over with. I got better things to be doing.
Chad Lights: Like what?
Mark Evil: Causing pain to the next mother****er that looks at me.
Chad Lights: Wow Mark you really got some issues that you need to work out. You don't have to go around hurting everyone.
Mark Evil: Wrestling is about making an impact. If you don't go out and fight and scratch and claw for every little thing then you will end up with nothing. If it means that I have to hurt some to accomplish my goals then so be it. If I kill someone in a match so be it. All that means is that I was the better wrestler and that he or she couldn't do anything to stop the beating that I was delivering.
Chad Lights: Jesus Mark. You may be the craziest guy I have ever met.
Mark Evil: Thank you
*Mark the lets out a sadistic laugh*
Chad Lights: What do you think of your opponent Tankelad?
Mark Evil: What do you expect me to say?
Chad Lights: I don't know. Thats why I asked you.
Mark Evil: Well in my opinion Tankelad is a waste of space. I mean he's 5 feet 10 inches tall and looks to weigh about 60 tons. When he walks to the ring he is gonna look like he is actually wadalling and if he does walk to the ring I'm thinking that it will take him 30 minutes to get his fat ass down to the ring. He has a better chance if someone just pushed him over and rolled him down the aisle towards the ring. I'll then be nice enough to help put his fat ass in the ring by using a giant crane. I'll then take my barbed wire wrapped steel chair and beat around for a little while or until he is nice and bloody.
Chad Lights: What the **** is wrong with you. You are talking about intentionally trying to hurt or kill someone.
Mark Evil: Who cares. This fat piece of **** is the first obstical between me and the nCw World Heavyweight Championship. He will be just the first of many victims that I will claim too.
Chad Lights: Is it true that you have ended careers.
Mark Evil: Yes I have. 3 in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation and one in Vortex Xtreme Wrestling. Ironically one of the XHF guys that I destroyed I also destroyed in VXW.
Chad Lights: Please explain.
Mark Evil: The first one was Adam Senton during his brief run in the Xtreme Hardcore Federation. We were set to go one on one in a No Holds Barred match which ended with me hitting a tombstone piledriver to him from on top of the security barrier onto a pile of chairs and table debris. The second one was Ian Poole of the XHF. I was facing him one on one in a match of my creation. The Highway to Hell match. Lets just say Ian took a fall from the top of the third cage and fell 30 to 40 feet down to the ring below and was never seen in the ring again. The third one happened in a Fatal Fourway Xtreme Championship match in VXW. This one also happened to Adam Senton in a fashion much like the one in the XHF. I hit a tombstone piledriver from the security barrier into the crowd and onto a few chairs. The most recent one happened in October at the XHF pay-per-view Bonifide Homicide. The Flash was his name and lets just say that he wasn't quick enough to get away from my grip and he paid for it dearly. He was another victim of the Highway to Hell match.
Chad Lights: Thank you for your time Mark. Good luck in your match on Saturday night.
*Mark glares at Chad and Chad walks off camera quickly as the scene fades to black*