Post by jakekane on Dec 18, 2007 13:24:14 GMT -6
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Voiceover: The following announcement is intended to illustrate the principles of true honour, class and nobility and is brought to you by The New and Improved Empire...
*The scene opens with jake in jakes place with crystal and they both are celebrating the victory of double trouble. With a phew bottles of sham pain *
jake: see babe I told you me and BIG L would win and hell we did win and we surprised the hole roster and all the nCw fans.
Crystal: I know yeah babe, im so proud of you at the moment and this is just unbelievable I mean travelling from town too town city too city, I just can not believe my good fortune and im begging to fall for you * she looks quiet shameful and is waiting for the same reply*
Jake: babe I fell for you the first time I seen you* they both kiss and then jake begins to talk* I love you and me winning this week has really lifted my spirit and I feel like im on top of the world write now.
Crystal: jake look at all this you were just a kid from England who had it ruff and look at you now….8 bed room house 2 cars swimming pool beautiful girl friend.
Jake: well all this is great and all but only one thing means the most to me and that is my beautiful girl friend….*he leans over and hugs her*
Jake : well crystal im schedule a match this week on suspense with everyman so that is on the top of my to do list so babe im just going to train a little and ill be back later
Crystal: why aren’t you training here
Jake: well because im bored of a privet gym and im missing the public and seeing peoples jaw drop when they see me. Crystal please be at the house for 10 to night its important
Crystal: ok bit unusual but ill be there so see you later jake
* Jake walks out the house and jumps into his new escalade and starts the engine... he arrives at Christians house and knocks on the door, and Christian answers*
Christian: hey dude you want to come in
Jake : sure *walks in to find the nCw world title on the couch* holy s**t dude you now your ass is wanted for that
Christian: oh no not you as well every one I know is telling me to give it back but I say s**t to it im keeping it till my title shot because I deserve it and to hell if you think different
Jake: hell no I mean what ever floats your boat but spike is injured so you are going to have to keep it for a while Christian so all im saying is I hope you no what you are doing bro.
Christian: jake im the leader of the new empire so im just more than a guy with good luck I have the brains as well. Any way what’s going on with crystal and the propose
Jake: ssshh Amy might hear
Christian: dude Amy already knows
Jake: how
Christian: well let’s face it sex…or keep a secret
Jake: not the point but sex hands down
Christian: don’t worry she will not spread the word or any thing like the sort
Jake : good any way bro im off im going to catch Chad and get an interview so ill call you later oh and look out with that title and don’t do any thing crazy see you later dude
*jake walks off and gets in his car and drives to the old inn and parks up his car and locks it and walks inside to find Chad sitting there with a beer*
jake: hey Chad fancy interviewing me
Chad : why not ill need some time to get set up and where is it taking place
Jake: sure no rush and in the back
~ 5 minutes later ~
Chad: ladies and gentle men I Chad lights is here with jake kane, so jake tell us about the ppv
Jake: well Chad it was fun and I did what I told you I would do stop at nothing and I kicked ass with that chair * jake starts to laugh*
Chad: well BIG L did a god job of keeping the ref out and those chair shots were horrific
Jake: well I got pissed off so I unlashed the beast and Vertigo when I hit that chair shot well when I dropped kicked it in your weird face it was funny and that was only a little pain compared to what im capable of.
Chad: well what about that shot on everyman
Jake: well everyman what can I say if you stay down from a little chair shot like that then you must be joking if you think you will get up from the malfunction. Ill stoop down to the lowest level and Christian taught me something if you want something go for it and I want to beat you so im going for it
Chad: so what are your tactics for this satday night against everyman
Jake: well my game plan is go out there kick his ass and lay the malfunction but I no it isn’t that easy so im going to play around first ply it cool and then strike and then 1….2…..3 over
Chad : any information on Christian and the world title…..
Jake: hell no ask him your self im going any way but there is one thing I gotta’ say……everyman WHATCH YOUR BACK MY FRIEND
*jake walks out the old inn and gets into his car and drives home……he arrives before 10 actually it is about 9 and he puts rosses from the front door all the way to the bed room and he sits on his bed waiting for crystal to come in…….1 hour later a key in the door and a *
crystal: hello jake you hear * looks down and sees the trail and follows all the way to the bed room door and enters to see jake on the floor on one knee*
jake: crystal will you marry me
Voiceover: The following announcement is intended to illustrate the principles of true honour, class and nobility and is brought to you by The New and Improved Empire...
*The scene opens with jake in jakes place with crystal and they both are celebrating the victory of double trouble. With a phew bottles of sham pain *
jake: see babe I told you me and BIG L would win and hell we did win and we surprised the hole roster and all the nCw fans.
Crystal: I know yeah babe, im so proud of you at the moment and this is just unbelievable I mean travelling from town too town city too city, I just can not believe my good fortune and im begging to fall for you * she looks quiet shameful and is waiting for the same reply*
Jake: babe I fell for you the first time I seen you* they both kiss and then jake begins to talk* I love you and me winning this week has really lifted my spirit and I feel like im on top of the world write now.
Crystal: jake look at all this you were just a kid from England who had it ruff and look at you now….8 bed room house 2 cars swimming pool beautiful girl friend.
Jake: well all this is great and all but only one thing means the most to me and that is my beautiful girl friend….*he leans over and hugs her*
Jake : well crystal im schedule a match this week on suspense with everyman so that is on the top of my to do list so babe im just going to train a little and ill be back later
Crystal: why aren’t you training here
Jake: well because im bored of a privet gym and im missing the public and seeing peoples jaw drop when they see me. Crystal please be at the house for 10 to night its important
Crystal: ok bit unusual but ill be there so see you later jake
* Jake walks out the house and jumps into his new escalade and starts the engine... he arrives at Christians house and knocks on the door, and Christian answers*
Christian: hey dude you want to come in
Jake : sure *walks in to find the nCw world title on the couch* holy s**t dude you now your ass is wanted for that
Christian: oh no not you as well every one I know is telling me to give it back but I say s**t to it im keeping it till my title shot because I deserve it and to hell if you think different
Jake: hell no I mean what ever floats your boat but spike is injured so you are going to have to keep it for a while Christian so all im saying is I hope you no what you are doing bro.
Christian: jake im the leader of the new empire so im just more than a guy with good luck I have the brains as well. Any way what’s going on with crystal and the propose
Jake: ssshh Amy might hear
Christian: dude Amy already knows
Jake: how
Christian: well let’s face it sex…or keep a secret
Jake: not the point but sex hands down
Christian: don’t worry she will not spread the word or any thing like the sort
Jake : good any way bro im off im going to catch Chad and get an interview so ill call you later oh and look out with that title and don’t do any thing crazy see you later dude
*jake walks off and gets in his car and drives to the old inn and parks up his car and locks it and walks inside to find Chad sitting there with a beer*
jake: hey Chad fancy interviewing me
Chad : why not ill need some time to get set up and where is it taking place
Jake: sure no rush and in the back
~ 5 minutes later ~
Chad: ladies and gentle men I Chad lights is here with jake kane, so jake tell us about the ppv
Jake: well Chad it was fun and I did what I told you I would do stop at nothing and I kicked ass with that chair * jake starts to laugh*
Chad: well BIG L did a god job of keeping the ref out and those chair shots were horrific
Jake: well I got pissed off so I unlashed the beast and Vertigo when I hit that chair shot well when I dropped kicked it in your weird face it was funny and that was only a little pain compared to what im capable of.
Chad: well what about that shot on everyman
Jake: well everyman what can I say if you stay down from a little chair shot like that then you must be joking if you think you will get up from the malfunction. Ill stoop down to the lowest level and Christian taught me something if you want something go for it and I want to beat you so im going for it
Chad: so what are your tactics for this satday night against everyman
Jake: well my game plan is go out there kick his ass and lay the malfunction but I no it isn’t that easy so im going to play around first ply it cool and then strike and then 1….2…..3 over
Chad : any information on Christian and the world title…..
Jake: hell no ask him your self im going any way but there is one thing I gotta’ say……everyman WHATCH YOUR BACK MY FRIEND
*jake walks out the old inn and gets into his car and drives home……he arrives before 10 actually it is about 9 and he puts rosses from the front door all the way to the bed room and he sits on his bed waiting for crystal to come in…….1 hour later a key in the door and a *
crystal: hello jake you hear * looks down and sees the trail and follows all the way to the bed room door and enters to see jake on the floor on one knee*
jake: crystal will you marry me