Post by Bannedingo on Nov 20, 2007 6:57:29 GMT -6
*camera fades into Vertigo sitting in a dark room backstage after last sunday's collision with the referee of his match backed into a corner*
Referee: i told you it was a 3 count!
Vertigo: i know you fast counted me ref. and i know who bought my loss.
Referee: no one paid me anything! im just doing my j-
*Vertigo kicks the ref in the balls*
Vertigo: dont you f**king lie to me!
*Vertigo continues to kick the ref in the balls until the ref coughs up blood and rolls around in agony*
Vertigo: i'll give you one last chance.. admit that you were paid to fast count me. becuase in the weakened state of your tiny nuts if i put my 250 pound boots on them id say you'd have liquid testicles.
Referee: OK! Jake Kane paid me to fast count you!
Vertigo: was that so hard?
*Vertigo picks up a kendo stick and hits the ref in the balls with it until it breaks then puts one boot on them and lifts his other lef putting all his weight into the toe of the boot until a extremely loud pop is heard through the room and a wail of pain from the referee*
Vertgo: you got what you f**king deserve
*Vertigo spits in the referee's face and walks out of the room slamming the door behind him*
*Camera fades out and back in to two days later with Vertigo sitting at home wearing a stone temple pilots t-shirt and cut off jean shorts holding the EFW hardcore title belt*
Vertigo: Big L.. im just going to say right now to leave nCw becuase the last thing you want to start your career with is a life altering injury. becuase if you have the guts to step into the ring with a psycopath that just got screwed out of a winning streak.. he'll break your legs and manuver them into your mouth. becuase you see, i suffered my first pinfall last week becuase i got screwed by a man who kidnapped my f**king daughter and Jake if your watching this im going to get you you mother f**ker! and if you hurt my daughter i swear to god you will regret it up to the point where the maggots devour your rotting remains. but back to Big Lesbian. listen to me you little redneck im going to end your career before it starts and thats a guarntee and when im done with you i'll.. UNGH
*Vertigo clutches his head and the scene goes into flashback mode with a kid no older than 14 with short black hair is fighting a kid with light blonde hair and pretty bad achney and a scar under his left eye in a cheap ring surrounded by workout equiptment and far in the back of the room there is a black banner that says EFW in red letters*
Zack: Shaun you dumbass we have to be ready for our big match. and i have to get stronger if those damn teachers keep coming for me!
Shaun: i told you Zack! call me Zaster!!
Zack: sorry Zaster.. i still have to think of a cool wrestling name for myself..
Shaun: i think i got one!
Zack: go for it man.
Shuan: how about.. Vertigo?
Zack: thats cool.. i like it.. ok from now on in the ring i am Vertigo Dirtmurder!
Shaun: Dirtmurder?
Zack: yeah its just some word i thought up.. i think its cool
Shuan: ok whatever man i like Zastera but lets keep going. only a few hours til our title match
***
*bright lights shind down into a less cheap but dirty ring with about 200 people behind rails sitting around the ring*
Announcer: From The Dark Depths..... Weighing 132 Pounds And Standing At 5 Feet 11 Inches Tall This Is Vertigo "Firetrucks" Dirtmurder!
*Vertigo raises one arm and the crowd cheers loudly*
Announcer: And His Opponent. From Detroit Rock City.. Weighing 114 Pounds Standing At 5 Feet 8 Inches Tall This Is Zaster "The Dragon" Zastera!
*Zaster jumps to the second rope and the crowd cheers louder than for Vertigo*
Announcer: let me remind you that this is a hardcore match wich means anything goes no disqualification and falls count anywhere! also, this match is for the EFW Hardcore Title!!
*Crowd Goes Insane*
*a referee enters the ring and calls for the bell*
*Vertigo runs at Zaster and spears him out of the ring from between the ropes and Zaster lands hard on the non-padded concrete floor*
*Zaster gets to his feet and grabs a trash can and throws it into Vertigo's face from outside the ring. Vertigo falls backwards and holds his hands over his face as zaster grabs another trash can full of weapons and throws it into the ring. Zaster slides in and grabs the trash can full of weapons and emptys it out onto Vertigo's back. Vertigo screams in pain as a cinderblock falls out of it and smacks his tailbone and breaks the block in half. Zaster grabs a kendo stick that fell out and raises it above his head but thinking fast Vertigo lants a straight punch to Zaster's balls and sends him crashing down ontop of the trash can.*
*the crowd starts chanting " Blue Balls... Blue Balls..."*
*Vertigo stands up and sets up the trash can upside down and picks up Zaster and shoves his head between his legs and raises his arm signaling for the vertibomb. Vertigo picks him up and powerbombs him onto the trash can completely flattening it like a pepsi can*
*Crowd: HOLY s**t! HOLY s**t!*
*Vertigo goes for the cover but Zaster kicks out at 2*
*Zaster kips up and dives at Vertigo staggering him with a flying forearm. then rolls behind him and chop blocks him in the back of the knee tripping Vertigo making him land ontop of the broken pieces of the cinderblock. Zaster rolls out of the ring and grabs a black folding chair and waits for vertigo to get to his feet. when he does zaster dashes at him and hits him so hard the back of the chair flys off and catches Zaster in the forehead cuaseing them both to start bleeding.*
*Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!*
*the referee just stands there unable to start a count wile both the wrestlers lay motionless bleeding in the middle of the ring. finally Vertigo sits up and staggers to his feet. he grabs Zaster by the hair and drags him out of the ring through the curtian into a supply room where there are dozens of chairs tables ladders and many other props for matches such as these. Zaster grabs Vertigo's arm and drags him down onto the floor and punches him in the face a few times and jumps to his feet. he runs over and grabs a ladder and sets it up 3 feet away from Vertigo. Vertigo gets to his feet and grabs Zaster for a inverted DDT onto the concrete then runs over and sets up 3 tables ontop of eachother. and climbs the ladder hoping to get a maggotsplash onto him for the win. but Zaster kips up again and kicks the ladder backwards sending Vertigo crashing through all 3 tables. Zaster coveres him and gets a 2.99 count. the crowd cant believe vertigo survived it and they go crazy. and a voice screams over the speakers that everyone recognises as the voice of the owner of EFW Duke Charleston.
Duke: THIS MATCH HAS BEEN CHANGED FROM A HARDCORE MATCH TO A BARBED WIRE CRUCIFICTION MATCH! THE DYNAMITE AND CRUCIFIX ARE SET UP IN THE RING RIGHT NOW!
*Crowd: Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke!*
*Vertigo and Zaster both start fist fighting down the ramp and stop at the Crucifix. its a 7 foot tall cross with a huge coil of barbed wire attatched to it and its leaned up against the ropes and inside the ring there are 8 squares of board with barbed wire and dynamite attatched to it. Vertigo takes advantage of Zaster examineing the cross to drop thousands of thumbtacks behind him from a bag he kept hidden in his tights. Vertigo grabs zaster and DDTs him headfirst into the tacks. Zaster rolls over and there are atleast 2 dozen tacks in his forehead and even more in the back of his head from rolling over. Vertigo picks him up and trys to hit a twist of fate but doesnt have enough momentum and Zaster's throat bounces off Vertigo's shouldre.*
Crowd: *Gasp*
*Vertigo looks stunned and realises he just created a move. but he couldnt celebrate for long becuase Zaster grabbed his tights and pulled him back first into the tacks in a last effort of survival. Vertigo screams in agony but gets up and pushes Zaster against the cross and yakuza kicks him i the face and knocks him out. Vertigo then grabs the coil of barbed wire and ties Zaster to the cross. the bell rings and Vertigo's music begins to play but hes not finished. he lipts up the top of the cross and flips it over into the ring into the barbed wire and dynamite.*
*Crowd: HOLY s**t! HOLY s**t! HOLY s**t!*
*Vertigo holds the EFW hardcore title over his head and limps through the curtian*
*Flashback ends and Vertigo opens his eyes*
Vertigo: not again.. ill finish this promo later.. sorry guys..
*Vertigo picks up the EFW title and walks off screen*
*Camera fades out*
Referee: i told you it was a 3 count!
Vertigo: i know you fast counted me ref. and i know who bought my loss.
Referee: no one paid me anything! im just doing my j-
*Vertigo kicks the ref in the balls*
Vertigo: dont you f**king lie to me!
*Vertigo continues to kick the ref in the balls until the ref coughs up blood and rolls around in agony*
Vertigo: i'll give you one last chance.. admit that you were paid to fast count me. becuase in the weakened state of your tiny nuts if i put my 250 pound boots on them id say you'd have liquid testicles.
Referee: OK! Jake Kane paid me to fast count you!
Vertigo: was that so hard?
*Vertigo picks up a kendo stick and hits the ref in the balls with it until it breaks then puts one boot on them and lifts his other lef putting all his weight into the toe of the boot until a extremely loud pop is heard through the room and a wail of pain from the referee*
Vertgo: you got what you f**king deserve
*Vertigo spits in the referee's face and walks out of the room slamming the door behind him*
*Camera fades out and back in to two days later with Vertigo sitting at home wearing a stone temple pilots t-shirt and cut off jean shorts holding the EFW hardcore title belt*
Vertigo: Big L.. im just going to say right now to leave nCw becuase the last thing you want to start your career with is a life altering injury. becuase if you have the guts to step into the ring with a psycopath that just got screwed out of a winning streak.. he'll break your legs and manuver them into your mouth. becuase you see, i suffered my first pinfall last week becuase i got screwed by a man who kidnapped my f**king daughter and Jake if your watching this im going to get you you mother f**ker! and if you hurt my daughter i swear to god you will regret it up to the point where the maggots devour your rotting remains. but back to Big Lesbian. listen to me you little redneck im going to end your career before it starts and thats a guarntee and when im done with you i'll.. UNGH
*Vertigo clutches his head and the scene goes into flashback mode with a kid no older than 14 with short black hair is fighting a kid with light blonde hair and pretty bad achney and a scar under his left eye in a cheap ring surrounded by workout equiptment and far in the back of the room there is a black banner that says EFW in red letters*
Zack: Shaun you dumbass we have to be ready for our big match. and i have to get stronger if those damn teachers keep coming for me!
Shaun: i told you Zack! call me Zaster!!
Zack: sorry Zaster.. i still have to think of a cool wrestling name for myself..
Shaun: i think i got one!
Zack: go for it man.
Shuan: how about.. Vertigo?
Zack: thats cool.. i like it.. ok from now on in the ring i am Vertigo Dirtmurder!
Shaun: Dirtmurder?
Zack: yeah its just some word i thought up.. i think its cool
Shuan: ok whatever man i like Zastera but lets keep going. only a few hours til our title match
***
*bright lights shind down into a less cheap but dirty ring with about 200 people behind rails sitting around the ring*
Announcer: From The Dark Depths..... Weighing 132 Pounds And Standing At 5 Feet 11 Inches Tall This Is Vertigo "Firetrucks" Dirtmurder!
*Vertigo raises one arm and the crowd cheers loudly*
Announcer: And His Opponent. From Detroit Rock City.. Weighing 114 Pounds Standing At 5 Feet 8 Inches Tall This Is Zaster "The Dragon" Zastera!
*Zaster jumps to the second rope and the crowd cheers louder than for Vertigo*
Announcer: let me remind you that this is a hardcore match wich means anything goes no disqualification and falls count anywhere! also, this match is for the EFW Hardcore Title!!
*Crowd Goes Insane*
*a referee enters the ring and calls for the bell*
*Vertigo runs at Zaster and spears him out of the ring from between the ropes and Zaster lands hard on the non-padded concrete floor*
*Zaster gets to his feet and grabs a trash can and throws it into Vertigo's face from outside the ring. Vertigo falls backwards and holds his hands over his face as zaster grabs another trash can full of weapons and throws it into the ring. Zaster slides in and grabs the trash can full of weapons and emptys it out onto Vertigo's back. Vertigo screams in pain as a cinderblock falls out of it and smacks his tailbone and breaks the block in half. Zaster grabs a kendo stick that fell out and raises it above his head but thinking fast Vertigo lants a straight punch to Zaster's balls and sends him crashing down ontop of the trash can.*
*the crowd starts chanting " Blue Balls... Blue Balls..."*
*Vertigo stands up and sets up the trash can upside down and picks up Zaster and shoves his head between his legs and raises his arm signaling for the vertibomb. Vertigo picks him up and powerbombs him onto the trash can completely flattening it like a pepsi can*
*Crowd: HOLY s**t! HOLY s**t!*
*Vertigo goes for the cover but Zaster kicks out at 2*
*Zaster kips up and dives at Vertigo staggering him with a flying forearm. then rolls behind him and chop blocks him in the back of the knee tripping Vertigo making him land ontop of the broken pieces of the cinderblock. Zaster rolls out of the ring and grabs a black folding chair and waits for vertigo to get to his feet. when he does zaster dashes at him and hits him so hard the back of the chair flys off and catches Zaster in the forehead cuaseing them both to start bleeding.*
*Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!*
*the referee just stands there unable to start a count wile both the wrestlers lay motionless bleeding in the middle of the ring. finally Vertigo sits up and staggers to his feet. he grabs Zaster by the hair and drags him out of the ring through the curtian into a supply room where there are dozens of chairs tables ladders and many other props for matches such as these. Zaster grabs Vertigo's arm and drags him down onto the floor and punches him in the face a few times and jumps to his feet. he runs over and grabs a ladder and sets it up 3 feet away from Vertigo. Vertigo gets to his feet and grabs Zaster for a inverted DDT onto the concrete then runs over and sets up 3 tables ontop of eachother. and climbs the ladder hoping to get a maggotsplash onto him for the win. but Zaster kips up again and kicks the ladder backwards sending Vertigo crashing through all 3 tables. Zaster coveres him and gets a 2.99 count. the crowd cant believe vertigo survived it and they go crazy. and a voice screams over the speakers that everyone recognises as the voice of the owner of EFW Duke Charleston.
Duke: THIS MATCH HAS BEEN CHANGED FROM A HARDCORE MATCH TO A BARBED WIRE CRUCIFICTION MATCH! THE DYNAMITE AND CRUCIFIX ARE SET UP IN THE RING RIGHT NOW!
*Crowd: Duke! Duke! Duke! Duke!*
*Vertigo and Zaster both start fist fighting down the ramp and stop at the Crucifix. its a 7 foot tall cross with a huge coil of barbed wire attatched to it and its leaned up against the ropes and inside the ring there are 8 squares of board with barbed wire and dynamite attatched to it. Vertigo takes advantage of Zaster examineing the cross to drop thousands of thumbtacks behind him from a bag he kept hidden in his tights. Vertigo grabs zaster and DDTs him headfirst into the tacks. Zaster rolls over and there are atleast 2 dozen tacks in his forehead and even more in the back of his head from rolling over. Vertigo picks him up and trys to hit a twist of fate but doesnt have enough momentum and Zaster's throat bounces off Vertigo's shouldre.*
Crowd: *Gasp*
*Vertigo looks stunned and realises he just created a move. but he couldnt celebrate for long becuase Zaster grabbed his tights and pulled him back first into the tacks in a last effort of survival. Vertigo screams in agony but gets up and pushes Zaster against the cross and yakuza kicks him i the face and knocks him out. Vertigo then grabs the coil of barbed wire and ties Zaster to the cross. the bell rings and Vertigo's music begins to play but hes not finished. he lipts up the top of the cross and flips it over into the ring into the barbed wire and dynamite.*
*Crowd: HOLY s**t! HOLY s**t! HOLY s**t!*
*Vertigo holds the EFW hardcore title over his head and limps through the curtian*
*Flashback ends and Vertigo opens his eyes*
Vertigo: not again.. ill finish this promo later.. sorry guys..
*Vertigo picks up the EFW title and walks off screen*
*Camera fades out*