Post by boppodclown on Oct 31, 2007 12:35:09 GMT -6
[The scene opens with the camera all fuzzy and blurry. You hear a voice in the background]
Voice - No, backup little dude.
[The camera backs up a little and you get a closeup view of a bright blue crotch. Then you hear the voice again.]
Voice - OK, a little more.
[The camera backs up and now you see a pair of bright blue pants covering a pair of big floppy shoes.]
Voice - OK, now up here, Mini Bop!
[The camera pans up to see the painted face of the psychotic clown himself, Boppo. His partner in crime, Mini-Bop, a pint sized version of Boppo himself, and just as devious, is holding the cam-corder.]
Boppo - Hello, folks! Boppo D. Clown here! I know, I know, a lot of you are asking yourselves what in the hell I am doing back here in nCw. Well, its all about loyalties. You see, way back when, I had a hard time breaking into this business. Who the hell wanted a clown in their circus? I never quite understood why I couldn't play with the rest of the freaks. A lot like that damn reindeer, Rudolph. All he did was whine like a baby until he got his way. Not me, tho. I worked and worked until people like Adam Knite and the Punisher gave me a chance. I took that chance and ran with it.
[The camera shakes from side to side]
Boppo - Well, not really ran, more like jogged.
[Camera shakes side to side again]
Boppo - OK, OK! I walked with it. But hell, what do you expect? It's hard to run in these big floppy shoes!!
[The camera shakes as you hear Mini-Bop laughing in the background.]
Boppo - Anyway, back to what I was saying. Those guys gave me a shot. So when I got their call, you can bet I was more than happy to come on down here to nCw and help my buddies out. So, here we are. Me, and my best friend in the world, Mini-Bop.
[Mini-Bop turns the camera to himself and waves and smiles then turns the camera back to Boppo.]
Boppo - We got a match this week against Hexx and Mimic. Those guys are old news, but hey, tradition is tradtion. Me, and my new stable-mate Karnage, are going to tear those guys a new one this week. Speaking of Karnage, have you seen that guy? What a mammoth he is.
[The camera nods yes to Boppos question]
Boppo - I think we will have no problem this week. After all, we came here to dominate the nCw, and that's just what we are going to do. With the help of the big guy, Karnage, I am sure we will have no problem with that. Hey Mini-Bop, I got an idea. Let's steal a phrase from the Wedding Crashers. Let's called Karnage, Baba-Ganoosh!
[The camera shakes "yes" in agreement.]
Boppo - OK, so me and Baba-Ganoosh are taking on Hexx and Mimic. Guys, you know you can't win. In fact, we have already won. But just in case you don't get the pic.......
[Boppo pauses and looks as though he is staring into space. Suddenly, the camera jostles and the vantage point of the camera gets higher and higher. Suddenly the camera turns to see the face of Karnage.]
Boppo - HEY! Baba-Ganoosh! The Big Guy!
Karnage - Shut up clown! I just came by to let you know to be ready this weekend. I expect your FULL cooperation when we get in that ring.
[Boppo stands up quickly]
Boppo - Sir, yes sir, hooooowahhhhh SIR! (saluting crazily)
Karnage - uggggggggh.
[The scene fades as the camera, and Mini-Bop, fall quickly to the ground and the lens on the camera cracks.]
Voice - No, backup little dude.
[The camera backs up a little and you get a closeup view of a bright blue crotch. Then you hear the voice again.]
Voice - OK, a little more.
[The camera backs up and now you see a pair of bright blue pants covering a pair of big floppy shoes.]
Voice - OK, now up here, Mini Bop!
[The camera pans up to see the painted face of the psychotic clown himself, Boppo. His partner in crime, Mini-Bop, a pint sized version of Boppo himself, and just as devious, is holding the cam-corder.]
Boppo - Hello, folks! Boppo D. Clown here! I know, I know, a lot of you are asking yourselves what in the hell I am doing back here in nCw. Well, its all about loyalties. You see, way back when, I had a hard time breaking into this business. Who the hell wanted a clown in their circus? I never quite understood why I couldn't play with the rest of the freaks. A lot like that damn reindeer, Rudolph. All he did was whine like a baby until he got his way. Not me, tho. I worked and worked until people like Adam Knite and the Punisher gave me a chance. I took that chance and ran with it.
[The camera shakes from side to side]
Boppo - Well, not really ran, more like jogged.
[Camera shakes side to side again]
Boppo - OK, OK! I walked with it. But hell, what do you expect? It's hard to run in these big floppy shoes!!
[The camera shakes as you hear Mini-Bop laughing in the background.]
Boppo - Anyway, back to what I was saying. Those guys gave me a shot. So when I got their call, you can bet I was more than happy to come on down here to nCw and help my buddies out. So, here we are. Me, and my best friend in the world, Mini-Bop.
[Mini-Bop turns the camera to himself and waves and smiles then turns the camera back to Boppo.]
Boppo - We got a match this week against Hexx and Mimic. Those guys are old news, but hey, tradition is tradtion. Me, and my new stable-mate Karnage, are going to tear those guys a new one this week. Speaking of Karnage, have you seen that guy? What a mammoth he is.
[The camera nods yes to Boppos question]
Boppo - I think we will have no problem this week. After all, we came here to dominate the nCw, and that's just what we are going to do. With the help of the big guy, Karnage, I am sure we will have no problem with that. Hey Mini-Bop, I got an idea. Let's steal a phrase from the Wedding Crashers. Let's called Karnage, Baba-Ganoosh!
[The camera shakes "yes" in agreement.]
Boppo - OK, so me and Baba-Ganoosh are taking on Hexx and Mimic. Guys, you know you can't win. In fact, we have already won. But just in case you don't get the pic.......
[Boppo pauses and looks as though he is staring into space. Suddenly, the camera jostles and the vantage point of the camera gets higher and higher. Suddenly the camera turns to see the face of Karnage.]
Boppo - HEY! Baba-Ganoosh! The Big Guy!
Karnage - Shut up clown! I just came by to let you know to be ready this weekend. I expect your FULL cooperation when we get in that ring.
[Boppo stands up quickly]
Boppo - Sir, yes sir, hooooowahhhhh SIR! (saluting crazily)
Karnage - uggggggggh.
[The scene fades as the camera, and Mini-Bop, fall quickly to the ground and the lens on the camera cracks.]