Post by Chris Cruise on Nov 16, 2007 14:30:43 GMT -6
Scene Opens on a long dirt road in backwoods Arkansas,a TV Production Truck is seen driving down the road when suddenly the driver notices a Farm in the distance.The driver reaches the farm and pulls inside the gate and drives toward the Barn.The driver climbs from the truck and begins walking toward the barn when suddenly the barn door flies open and a large pig comes running out of the door squealing loudly the driver looks stunned when suddenly a man comes running out of the barn door trying to zip his pants and hollering at the pig.[/i]
Man-Come back here dimples I said I wasnt done yet dead gummit.[/i][/color]
The man looks stunned to see the Driver and stops in his tracks as the pig runs off into the distance.The man turns and looks at the driver and speaks.[/i]
Man-Excuse me there fella I didnt notice you there,how can i help you,the names Shaun.[/i][/color]
Driver-Um well I was wondering if you could tell me where I could find Chris Cruise,he is supposed to be out here training and the directions I was given are kind of confusing and I cant seem to find him.[/i][/color]
Man-Oh you must mean that big fella i saw running down the road the other day,yeah you just keep going up the road a piece and the place he rented is about a mile down the road.[/i][/color]
The driver thanx the man and climbs back into the truck and heads down the road,he comes upon a large cabin and sees a large man out in the back chopping wood.The driver stops the truck and climbs out and begins walking toward the man as the man is seen continuing to chop wood.The driver gets closer to the man and begins to holler out his name.[/i][/color]
Driver-Mr Cruise...excuse me Mr cruise.[/i][/color]
Cruise stops suddenly and turns toward the driver with an angry look on his face and begins to speak.[/i][/color]
Cruise-First of all punk dont you EVER sneak up on me again,if you ever make that mistake again I can damn sure assure you it will be the last mistake you ever make,now who the hell are you and why are you here?[/i][/color]
Driver-Well Mr Cruise Im sorry for scaring you but I am the Production Guy and I am here to tape your interview for your debut match this week.[/i][/color]
Cruise-First of all punkass I never said you scared me,now go and setup your equipment and lets get this thing started,I have some things I want to get off my chest.[/i][/color]
The Driver quickly goes to the truck and grabs his equipment and sets it up,he tells Cruise he is ready as Cruise stands in front of the camera and begins to speak.[/i][/color]
Cruise-Now before I get to that piece of trash Jake Kane I want to address my old buddy The Punisher.Now Punisher this past Sunday at the PPV I tried to be a nice guy and say hello to an old friend and all you could mumble to me is some garbage about me not having done anything here yet,well pal let me tell you one thing.if you have a problem with me then by all means please take it up with me.I can assure I am not a hard person to find.[/i][/color]
Cruise turns and slams his axe down into a piece of wood and turns back toward the camera.[/i][/color]
Cruise-Now onto the first victim in my path of destruction or better known as my opponent Jake Kane.Now kane first of all let me be the first to congratulate you on your victory last week over Tremor.Now Kane you must be the luckiest SOB I have ever seen to have pulled off a victory like that,I mean you must have wrestled with a Four Leafed Clover up your ass the entire match,cause you are in no way in the same league as Tremor.Now Kane I REALLY hope you enjoyed that victory last Sunday cause when you step in the ring this saturday with Chris "Big Daddy" Cruise I can assure you the results will be vastly different than they were at the PPV.Now Kane when I decided to make my comeback here in NCW I vowed to eliminate the NCW of all the trash and to help out my old buddy Davey Boones nephew Seth Drabble.Now Kane come Saturday at Suspense you will be the first Victim in what I assure you and the entire NCW will be a LONG path of destruction.Now Jake old pal when I finish with you I will One by One take out each and every member of your family here in the NCW,so please do me a favor and enjoy these next few days cause after Saturday when I hit you with The Cruise Missile and leave you laying lifeless in the ring,you and the rest of your family here in NCW will curse the day you ever got in the way of Chris "Big Daddy" Cruise.[/i][/color]
Cruise turns and grabs his axe from the wood and continues to chop wood as the driver quickly grabs his equipment and loads up his truck as the camera fades to black.[/i][/color]
Man-Come back here dimples I said I wasnt done yet dead gummit.[/i][/color]
The man looks stunned to see the Driver and stops in his tracks as the pig runs off into the distance.The man turns and looks at the driver and speaks.[/i]
Man-Excuse me there fella I didnt notice you there,how can i help you,the names Shaun.[/i][/color]
Driver-Um well I was wondering if you could tell me where I could find Chris Cruise,he is supposed to be out here training and the directions I was given are kind of confusing and I cant seem to find him.[/i][/color]
Man-Oh you must mean that big fella i saw running down the road the other day,yeah you just keep going up the road a piece and the place he rented is about a mile down the road.[/i][/color]
The driver thanx the man and climbs back into the truck and heads down the road,he comes upon a large cabin and sees a large man out in the back chopping wood.The driver stops the truck and climbs out and begins walking toward the man as the man is seen continuing to chop wood.The driver gets closer to the man and begins to holler out his name.[/i][/color]
Driver-Mr Cruise...excuse me Mr cruise.[/i][/color]
Cruise stops suddenly and turns toward the driver with an angry look on his face and begins to speak.[/i][/color]
Cruise-First of all punk dont you EVER sneak up on me again,if you ever make that mistake again I can damn sure assure you it will be the last mistake you ever make,now who the hell are you and why are you here?[/i][/color]
Driver-Well Mr Cruise Im sorry for scaring you but I am the Production Guy and I am here to tape your interview for your debut match this week.[/i][/color]
Cruise-First of all punkass I never said you scared me,now go and setup your equipment and lets get this thing started,I have some things I want to get off my chest.[/i][/color]
The Driver quickly goes to the truck and grabs his equipment and sets it up,he tells Cruise he is ready as Cruise stands in front of the camera and begins to speak.[/i][/color]
Cruise-Now before I get to that piece of trash Jake Kane I want to address my old buddy The Punisher.Now Punisher this past Sunday at the PPV I tried to be a nice guy and say hello to an old friend and all you could mumble to me is some garbage about me not having done anything here yet,well pal let me tell you one thing.if you have a problem with me then by all means please take it up with me.I can assure I am not a hard person to find.[/i][/color]
Cruise turns and slams his axe down into a piece of wood and turns back toward the camera.[/i][/color]
Cruise-Now onto the first victim in my path of destruction or better known as my opponent Jake Kane.Now kane first of all let me be the first to congratulate you on your victory last week over Tremor.Now Kane you must be the luckiest SOB I have ever seen to have pulled off a victory like that,I mean you must have wrestled with a Four Leafed Clover up your ass the entire match,cause you are in no way in the same league as Tremor.Now Kane I REALLY hope you enjoyed that victory last Sunday cause when you step in the ring this saturday with Chris "Big Daddy" Cruise I can assure you the results will be vastly different than they were at the PPV.Now Kane when I decided to make my comeback here in NCW I vowed to eliminate the NCW of all the trash and to help out my old buddy Davey Boones nephew Seth Drabble.Now Kane come Saturday at Suspense you will be the first Victim in what I assure you and the entire NCW will be a LONG path of destruction.Now Jake old pal when I finish with you I will One by One take out each and every member of your family here in the NCW,so please do me a favor and enjoy these next few days cause after Saturday when I hit you with The Cruise Missile and leave you laying lifeless in the ring,you and the rest of your family here in NCW will curse the day you ever got in the way of Chris "Big Daddy" Cruise.[/i][/color]
Cruise turns and grabs his axe from the wood and continues to chop wood as the driver quickly grabs his equipment and loads up his truck as the camera fades to black.[/i][/color]