Post by shaunwilson on Sept 14, 2007 4:11:18 GMT -6
Shawn: "Let me clear this up with you now Mark Evil. I'm nothing like you've ever faced. And you will lose to me just like you lost to them. The only difference is I'm gonna embarass you. The limit? Ha! I had a harder time trying not to laugh at you during your promo."
The camera view turns behind Shawn to see the ring monkeys setting up the ring for the debut of Shawn and Suspense. The camera returns in front of him as he smirks while pondering about his first opponent.
Shawn: "I don't know who this guy thinks he is, but Mr. Evil is definitely one for the ages. He says he's died.....That's too easy, I'm just gonna let that slide. Just know if you really died, you would be dead......stupid! Triple cage match, that's nothing. I was in a Tower of Chaos match. Three cages stacked on top of each other. Each cage was padlocked, lets just say my oppenent didn't like the flying lesson I taught him."
Mr. Wilson laughs to himself as he reminisces about that match. It brings a slight smile to his face. He never makes eye contact with the camera as he watches the setup of the arena.
Shawn: "But I will give you this Mark, you are like Brock Lesnar. Both of you are oversized, talentless, wastes of flesh and bone! Okay, so what you can do those moves? You're not gonna hit me with em' so what's the point of bragging bout them? But even though you said some really dumb stuff in you little whatever you wanna call it. You managed to say one thing I agreed with you on. At least you know not to predict you beating me. As far as me feeling pain, Mr. Evil I will have to humbly deny that. Seeing as this will be the easiest match I've ever had in my career. All I know is, why should I rethink my career if I get easy matches like this one? This isn't a match, it's the Shawn Wilson's Demonstration. You're just my sparring partner, and a couple more of these breezes....I mean matches and I'll be on Collision facing some real talent."
A couple of the ring monkeys see Shawn sitting in the rafters and wave towards him. Seeing that Shawn simply salutes them. Shawn hops up from his seat and makes his way where the setup is taking place. Once he's down there a couple of them make there way towards him. In a extremely generous mood, he high-fives them, and signs a couple of autographs. Shawn stares at the ring for a moment and looks back towards them.
Shawn: "I would ask you guys who you think is gonna win, but I'll be just wasting your time. I'm still in shock that my talent is being wasted on a filler match. I'm main event quality talent. I should be headlining Suspense, not practicing my moves on lower tier talent. But I do hope you guys have the canvas nice and tight, because I would hate for Marky to go head first through the mat. Right after I hit him with The Best Damn Finisher.....Period! I won't even break a sweat for this one. He shouldn't even come to the ring, because I'm Shawn Wilson. That's right Shawn Wilson, everything you imagine you could be!"
Shawn walks off with a gigantic smirk on his face, as the scene fades with the ring crew finishing up their work.
The camera view turns behind Shawn to see the ring monkeys setting up the ring for the debut of Shawn and Suspense. The camera returns in front of him as he smirks while pondering about his first opponent.
Shawn: "I don't know who this guy thinks he is, but Mr. Evil is definitely one for the ages. He says he's died.....That's too easy, I'm just gonna let that slide. Just know if you really died, you would be dead......stupid! Triple cage match, that's nothing. I was in a Tower of Chaos match. Three cages stacked on top of each other. Each cage was padlocked, lets just say my oppenent didn't like the flying lesson I taught him."
Mr. Wilson laughs to himself as he reminisces about that match. It brings a slight smile to his face. He never makes eye contact with the camera as he watches the setup of the arena.
Shawn: "But I will give you this Mark, you are like Brock Lesnar. Both of you are oversized, talentless, wastes of flesh and bone! Okay, so what you can do those moves? You're not gonna hit me with em' so what's the point of bragging bout them? But even though you said some really dumb stuff in you little whatever you wanna call it. You managed to say one thing I agreed with you on. At least you know not to predict you beating me. As far as me feeling pain, Mr. Evil I will have to humbly deny that. Seeing as this will be the easiest match I've ever had in my career. All I know is, why should I rethink my career if I get easy matches like this one? This isn't a match, it's the Shawn Wilson's Demonstration. You're just my sparring partner, and a couple more of these breezes....I mean matches and I'll be on Collision facing some real talent."
A couple of the ring monkeys see Shawn sitting in the rafters and wave towards him. Seeing that Shawn simply salutes them. Shawn hops up from his seat and makes his way where the setup is taking place. Once he's down there a couple of them make there way towards him. In a extremely generous mood, he high-fives them, and signs a couple of autographs. Shawn stares at the ring for a moment and looks back towards them.
Shawn: "I would ask you guys who you think is gonna win, but I'll be just wasting your time. I'm still in shock that my talent is being wasted on a filler match. I'm main event quality talent. I should be headlining Suspense, not practicing my moves on lower tier talent. But I do hope you guys have the canvas nice and tight, because I would hate for Marky to go head first through the mat. Right after I hit him with The Best Damn Finisher.....Period! I won't even break a sweat for this one. He shouldn't even come to the ring, because I'm Shawn Wilson. That's right Shawn Wilson, everything you imagine you could be!"
Shawn walks off with a gigantic smirk on his face, as the scene fades with the ring crew finishing up their work.