Post by Cliff Clinton on Apr 22, 2012 22:07:12 GMT -6
We find Brent Sampson tearing things apart backstage after his latest altercation with The Face of the Franchise. Sampson flips a sub platter that really disappoints Ash McPhee in the background but Sampson doesn’t care. He flips the whole table, he’s so mad.
“GRRRRUGHHHHH!!!! I hate STEVE AWESOME!”
Sampson grabs a nearby coffee pot to toss at the wall but Keybo Shabaz grabs it from him before he can chuck it.
“Can we not ruin the coffee maker?”
Brent scowls at Keybo with a fire of rage that burned hotter then hell.
“I’m gonna get that bastard, Keybo. I’m gonna get him.”
Keybo sets the coffee maker down.
“Who? Steve Awesome? What’s your deal with him anyways? I thought you were trying to keep him here, and now that he’s here you want to kill him?”
Sampson shakes his head.
“Before, that was business. Steve Awesome brings money to this company. And as head of talent relations I need to sign the talent that makes money. But in case you didn’t know Keybo, I have ZERO TOLERANCE for insubordination.
Keybo nods.
“Yeah, I think I herd you say that once or twice.”
Brent points toward the arena.
“And Steve Awesome…..is one insubordinate, immature, child like, idiot!”
Keybo nods again.
“Yes. I’m aware of that. But still…..it’s kind of funny. Poop nugget? Where does he come up with these things?”
Sampson’s eye twitches.
“Funny? You think it’s funny? Well I’m not laughing! Steve wants to kick me in the face? Well let’s see how he feels when he gets a taste of his own medicine. Next week on Collision……Steve Awesome faces the man with the most vicious and deadly kicks in the business today……RECKLESS JACK…..BRAD KANE!”
Sampson laughs maniacally as Keybo watches on….feeling more and more akward as time goes on.
Slow fade.
“GRRRRUGHHHHH!!!! I hate STEVE AWESOME!”
Sampson grabs a nearby coffee pot to toss at the wall but Keybo Shabaz grabs it from him before he can chuck it.
“Can we not ruin the coffee maker?”
Brent scowls at Keybo with a fire of rage that burned hotter then hell.
“I’m gonna get that bastard, Keybo. I’m gonna get him.”
Keybo sets the coffee maker down.
“Who? Steve Awesome? What’s your deal with him anyways? I thought you were trying to keep him here, and now that he’s here you want to kill him?”
Sampson shakes his head.
“Before, that was business. Steve Awesome brings money to this company. And as head of talent relations I need to sign the talent that makes money. But in case you didn’t know Keybo, I have ZERO TOLERANCE for insubordination.
Keybo nods.
“Yeah, I think I herd you say that once or twice.”
Brent points toward the arena.
“And Steve Awesome…..is one insubordinate, immature, child like, idiot!”
Keybo nods again.
“Yes. I’m aware of that. But still…..it’s kind of funny. Poop nugget? Where does he come up with these things?”
Sampson’s eye twitches.
“Funny? You think it’s funny? Well I’m not laughing! Steve wants to kick me in the face? Well let’s see how he feels when he gets a taste of his own medicine. Next week on Collision……Steve Awesome faces the man with the most vicious and deadly kicks in the business today……RECKLESS JACK…..BRAD KANE!”
Sampson laughs maniacally as Keybo watches on….feeling more and more akward as time goes on.
Slow fade.