Brad Kane
Junior Member
...::What I Get::...
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Post by Brad Kane on Jun 6, 2011 17:24:05 GMT -6
bkbackfist (6:20:52 PM): well I stole your wife
adamknite22 (6:21:00 PM): dang. adamknite22 (6:21:08 PM): back to watching porn in my parents house for me. adamknite22 (6:21:15 PM): BBL gotta mow
bkbackfist (6:21:16 PM): So we're switching lives?
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Post by Jimmy Zane on Jun 29, 2011 8:46:03 GMT -6
Todd/Crystal Hilton: i want some! Wil: i will rape your face Todd/Crystal Hilton: pfft Wil: and you will like it Wil: and beg for more Todd/Crystal Hilton: OMG Todd/Crystal Hilton: R U LIKE ADAMS BROTHER OR SOMETHING Todd/Crystal Hilton: you guys sound IDENTICAL Wil: *humps face* does that taste like adam's dick? Wil: Todd/Crystal Hilton: .... Todd/Crystal Hilton: jerk
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Post by Freya Davis on Aug 15, 2011 16:32:57 GMT -6
Craig Shultz: So glad I changed Megan's base.
Kevin H: Which pornstar is it?
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Post by Keybo Shabaz on Aug 21, 2011 12:17:07 GMT -6
mwdapimp6969 2:05 pm heyyy there SwordOfAtrophy 2:06 pm this is like the third time, not buying it mwdapimp6969 2:07 pm heyyy 20/f here..... u??? SwordOfAtrophy 2:07 pm ...seriously, if you're gonna try and sell me on a webcam show, might wanna think of a different handle that doesn't include dapimp mwdapimp6969 2:07 pm ah... we ever talk before??? SwordOfAtrophy 2:08 pm twice mwdapimp6969 2:08 pm lol oops sowwie i'm a bit of an airhead at times. what r u up to? ? SwordOfAtrophy 2:08 pm eating small mammals mwdapimp6969 2:09 pm cool i am soo bored Help meee!! lols it's so lame on here anymore..... i was thinkin about getting my webcam wanna cumm watch mee? ?? SwordOfAtrophy 2:09 pm depends mwdapimp6969 2:09 pm yeah??? k i use this site so i can't be recorded but it's 1000% free to use i've had an account there forever it's so easy andit's like a private chat where you can tell me what to do sound good??? SwordOfAtrophy 2:10 pm how about you just aim video chat, and I'll promise not to record you mwdapimp6969 2:10 pm u just click the gold Join Free on the top of my profile see it??? SwordOfAtrophy 2:11 pm I see an empty space.. not helping your case mwdapimp6969 2:11 pm k it'll ask you for a card to verifyy your age buttttttttt it does NOT charge it a single cent!! it even says that if you read it right on the signup page... if you have any problems or anything tho let me know i'll help ya through it.... it's really easy though SwordOfAtrophy 2:11 pm I'm stillllll not giving my credit card info to a random website mwdapimp6969 2:12 pm yeah just hurry up i'm getting lonley in here!!! SwordOfAtrophy 2:12 pm and side note, I could easily record you if I wanted you, capture programs don't give a **** about website blocking mwdapimp6969 2:12 pm you in yet hun?? when you get your name just go back to my page so we can get started!!!!! SwordOfAtrophy 2:13 pm no, I'm not in.. because you're lying to me I hate being lied to nice ass tattoo by the way
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Post by Jimmy Zane on Aug 22, 2011 11:53:02 GMT -6
Wil: yo! Wil: AJ2nd Andrew Jacobsen: Lil' Punisher. Wil: ...... Wil: how did you know my secret name for my penis? Andrew Jacobsen: I have my ways. Wil: *closes blinds*
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Brad Kane
Junior Member
...::What I Get::...
Posts: 332
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Post by Brad Kane on Aug 28, 2011 0:24:30 GMT -6
surfgrl34 (1:19:58 AM): hey you Brad Kane (1:20:25 AM): ? surfgrl34 (1:20:32 AM): how's it going? havent talked to you in awhile.. lol Brad Kane (1:20:39 AM): Oh right that night in Paris surfgrl34 (1:20:51 AM): do you remember me?.., it's Stephanie. Brad Kane (1:21:00 AM): Yeah you gave me crabs surfgrl34 (1:21:14 AM): so what's up?... Brad Kane (1:21:22 AM): I'm more interested in you surfgrl34 (1:21:31 AM): not much here just got out of the shower went to the gym today Brad Kane (1:21:44 AM): Oh yeah? Sounds like you're all wet and sexy Brad Kane (1:22:49 AM): I give you a compliment and you say nothing? **** you slut
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Post by Joe Everyman on Sept 3, 2011 9:58:27 GMT -6
Diamond Dallas Everyman: When we all do the Bi-Annual, Semi-Anal nCw Get Together (Title pending), we'll all have to play mini golf
The Ace: semi anal....what a half assed get together
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Post by Joe Everyman on Sept 16, 2011 22:30:12 GMT -6
Lil' Deez: Me and V are tighter than Mark's pants at a pre-school
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Post by Seth Evans on Oct 3, 2011 15:06:28 GMT -6
graffakspencer 4:58 pm And the house is officially to myself until Saturday or Sunday. Brad Kane 4:58 pm nice graffakspencer 5:00 pm Aye. I can finally watch my Tampa game tonight! Or Raw! OR BOTH! Brad Kane 5:01 pm Pft Football > graffakspencer 5:01 pm If you like watching a bunch of men in tights! Oh, wait. graffakspencer 5:02 pm ... AND HOUSE! Brad Kane 5:03 pm Figures you'd like that ****ty show graffakspencer 5:03 pm ... You shut your mouth. I didn't like it until my girlfriend got me into it. What did your girlfriend get you into? ... Oh, wait. Brad Kane 5:04 pm Hey I didn't take a personal cheap shot you faggot graffakspencer 5:04 pm lol I'm kidding, dude. You gotta admit, that was a good one. Brad Kane 5:04 pm NO YOU'RE NOT "> " graffakspencer 5:04 pm Loooove yoooouuuu. This is going on nCw, by the way. Brad Kane 5:05 pm As if I wasn't a big enough joke there Thanks
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Post by Riley Griffiths on Oct 17, 2011 17:44:46 GMT -6
graffakspencer 12:35 am Hopefully the song I'm gonna use for a theme for my first RP isn't one that you've already picked up this time. :-P
Mike Kane 12:35 am Haha It doesn't lose you any points or anything :-P
graffakspencer 12:36 am Should have Spike and Seth form a team. Cinderella Men.
Mike Kane 12:36 am Erm..... that sounds a little gay
graffakspencer 12:36 am More like a little too BADASS!
Mike Kane 12:38 am Yeeeeeahh....thats it it's too badass for Spike
graffakspencer 12:38 am I knew it!
Mike Kane 12:38 am But sssh, don't tell anyone
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Post by Dexter Davis on Nov 28, 2011 12:38:35 GMT -6
Dexter Davis (12:31:27 PM): In all fairness Newborn did call nCw a ****hole
Amanda Coleman (12:31:33 PM): i see
Dexter Davis (12:31:51 PM): I'd ban someone if they called my hard work a poohole!
Amanda Coleman (12:32:08 PM): lol' Amanda Coleman (12:32:19 PM): your hardest work does come out of your poohole Amanda Coleman (12:32:20 PM): :-P
Dexter Davis (12:32:26 PM): Depends on what I eat that day
Amanda Coleman (12:32:48 PM): :-P
Dexter Davis (12:33:04 PM): If it's taco night then poo goes down hard
Amanda Coleman (12:33:22 PM): ahhh that's nice...
Dexter Davis (12:33:37 PM): Hey you brought up me pooping
Amanda Coleman (12:33:46 PM): you brought up pooholes
Dexter Davis (12:33:51 PM): But not mine Dexter Davis (12:33:56 PM): You brought up my pooper
Amanda Coleman (12:34:11 PM): no i brought up what comes out of your pooper Amanda Coleman (12:34:13 PM): lol Amanda Coleman (12:34:26 PM): this is just getting more and more disturbing...
Dexter Davis (12:34:32 PM): No it was mine because you said your which implies it was mine
Amanda Coleman (12:34:48 PM): ummm what?
Dexter Davis (12:35:09 PM): Amanda Coleman (12:32:19 PM): your hardest work does come out of your poohole Dexter Davis (12:35:16 PM): that implies you were talking about my cornhole
Amanda Coleman (12:35:30 PM): nooo...comes out of...
Amanda Coleman (12:36:14 PM): therefore what actually comes outta teh pooper and not your actual pooper
Dexter Davis (12:36:36 PM): Eh I still say you're talking about mine cuz you wubs it but let's move on!
Amanda Coleman (12:37:15 PM): i wubs your cornole...talking to the wrong coleman when you make that assumption :-P
Dexter Davis (12:37:27 PM): ...My bad
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Post by Joe Everyman on Dec 5, 2011 22:50:26 GMT -6
forceofnatureuk 9:39 pm congrats on getting crystal pregnant...
Sam/Joe Everyman 9:45 pm o.o Um... thanks, I think
forceofnatureuk 9:46 pm hey the baby no showed, i just thought i'd offer my congrats
Sam/Joe Everyman 9:49 pm ..... You are a dick
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Post by Riley Griffiths on Dec 6, 2011 8:00:12 GMT -6
That was some great punning by Pav
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Post by Joe Everyman on Dec 21, 2011 12:00:05 GMT -6
Mark X: ;et it alone Mark X: please Sense: You know what I wont leave alone? Sense: Mark's ass Mark X: touch my butt and I'll kill you
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Post by Dexter Davis on Dec 21, 2011 13:14:20 GMT -6
Dexter Davis (1:12:40 PM): I bought a tie last night Dexter Davis (1:12:45 PM): Just need to find Justin Roberts
Mike Kane (1:12:50 PM): ......!?
Dexter Davis (1:13:09 PM): Gonna finish what Danielson started
Mike Kane (1:13:20 PM): hahahaha
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Post by Will Washington on Dec 22, 2011 2:20:06 GMT -6
Deez [3:12 A.M.]: I totally forgot Lucha Libre USA existed. Deez [3:13 A.M.]: I remember watching one of their episodes and it had Mark Jindrak as a big draw, and Rhaka Khan teaming with a tranny to face Kong and someone else. Lil' AJ [3:13 A.M.]: Dude, Marco Corleone is huge down south. Deez[3:13 A.M.]: Hahahaha Deez [3:13 A.M.]: Penis.
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Post by Dexter Davis on Jan 10, 2012 15:30:49 GMT -6
harvey clayton (3:23:30 PM): *Fed shilled link removed* Dexter Davis (3:27:19 PM): You're really trying to pimp me on your efed? harvey clayton (3:27:42 PM): how does one pimp someone into something Dexter Davis (3:28:14 PM): Mistyped. You're really trying to pimp your fed onto me without even saying anything first to sell me on it? Dexter Davis (3:28:28 PM): That's like going to someone's door, leaving the product and not saying a word to sell it harvey clayton (3:29:19 PM): i don't bother harvey clayton (3:29:30 PM): if people see a link sent to them on a familiar site harvey clayton (3:29:33 PM): they'll look themselves Dexter Davis (3:29:46 PM): I like to be sold. Have a nice day though. :-)
I hate people that do that. So annoying.
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Post by Alex Jones on Jan 10, 2012 20:11:38 GMT -6
soulofsalvation 11:53 am who would win in a fight?. Goku or Apocalypse?
Andrew Helms 11:53 am Well Apoc is Immortal
soulofsalvation 11:54 am But Goku has never failed a challenge...
Andrew Helms 11:55 am He failed against Cell
soulofsalvation 11:56 am It wasn't so much a failure as an idea. But then again Gohan was bad ass till his whore of a mother ruined him and turned him into a week little pissnugget
Andrew Helms 11:57 am yep
soulofsalvation 11:57 am Ok....so....Gohan if he'd realised his full potential vs Superman
Andrew Helms 11:58 am Literally- Superman, Who I want to win, Gohan, because Superman is a total toolshed
soulofsalvation 11:59 am Captain Planet would own superman in the ass with a greenpeace ship
Andrew Helms 12:00 pm lol
soulofsalvation 12:02 pm ...I think I may have outnerded you
Andrew Helms 12:02 pm I think so
soulofsalvation 12:03 pm Knowing you that has never happened... I should be happy I am now supreme nerd but I'm not for now I am a virgin and I can feel my acne growing back
Andrew Helms 12:04 pm and I can smell the semen that has stayed between your thighs from the last time you jerked off from here....damn it's happening AJ Quick...do something manly
soulofsalvation 12:05 pm uh uhhh uhhhh.....*burps and farts at the same time and marvels at the awesome smell*
soulofsalvation 12:02 pm i'm ordering pizza..want some?
Dexter Davis 12:03 pm Nah
soulofsalvation 12:03 pm Craig knocking back imaginary pizza.... WHATS UP WIT DAT
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Post by Alysson Gardner on Feb 13, 2012 17:55:34 GMT -6
Chris Gardner And hey, now that you mentioned Aly and Kat Gabrielle's gimmick is "the Crimson Cat" Because she loves cats And her tag team with Alysson is called "The Rocking Kittens" Thought you'd like to know that lol
forceofnatureuk lol sounds like her n kat would get on
Chris Gardner Yup
forceofnatureuk kat adores her feline companion and it feeds into her lady luck stuff - lady luck being matrimonially tied to a gambler, i've always liked that synergy
Chris Gardner Heh, makes sense Gabrielle has three pet cats
forceofnatureuk if u bring her in we should write an intro rp lol
Chris Gardner LOL yeah
forceofnatureuk her kat and the cat lady lol stable power lol
Chris Gardner oh SNAP That would be hilarious lol
forceofnatureuk yeah lol 'three women united by their love of pussy come to whip ncw' lol
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Post by Alysson Gardner on Feb 15, 2012 21:34:27 GMT -6
Bryan diz: would you all actually believe that im chatting with a girl right now?
Rodrigo diz: I do, Bryan And her name is probably Lisa
Bryan diz: not Lisa
Rodrigo diz: Emma!
Josh diz: LOL
Rodrigo diz: ****, Emma is offline Roberta!
Bryan diz: no
Josh diz: Your mom, Deas?
Rodrigo diz: Your m... ****
Bryan diz: no mom is asleep
Rodrigo diz: Beat me to the punch there, Josh
Bryan diz: im chatting with a REAL life chick.
Josh diz: A bot on Facebook that wants money?
Bryan diz: no this isnt a bot, Josh. unless bots come visit you!
Rodrigo diz: Does she know about your little memory problem?
Bryan diz: what memory problem?
Josh diz: If she's visiting you, why are you on here?
Rodrigo diz: The one of not knowing who is the president.
Josh diz: Good grief, Gomer
Bryan diz: i dont have a memory problem! shes not here! im talking to her on FB.
Josh diz: *smh*
Cori diz: ...is she pre-op or post-op?
Rodrigo diz: *cracks up*
tlawton diz: Cori wins Here are two internets.
Josh diz: Flawless victory
Cori diz: *fist pump*
Rodrigo diz: And I'm STILL laughing Cori, get more two extra internets, here you go
Bryan diz: can I say that I hate you all?
(Lisa, Emma and Roberta = mutual friends)
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Post by Amy Marshall on Feb 25, 2012 12:23:00 GMT -6
from the cbox...
Craig: ...laugh* 25 Feb 12, 01:17 PM Craig: I had a laug 25 Feb 12, 01:14 PM Jenny//Amy (8 of 77): yeah 25 Feb 12, 01:12 PM The Ace: thats what makes the whole comment so much more entertaining 25 Feb 12, 01:12 PM Jenny//Amy (8 of 77): shoot i forgot about the word change 25 Feb 12, 01:07 PM Jenny//Amy (8 of 77): 25 Feb 12, 01:07 PM Jenny//Amy (8 of 77): i don't mind if you have gay sex with Jenny 25 Feb 12, 01:04 PM The Ace: i'm sure u've got like 23 still due lol 25 Feb 12, 01:04 PM Jenny//Amy (8 of 77): work on your rp's 25 Feb 12, 01:02 PM Todd Loves Crystal: so bored
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Post by Freya Davis on Feb 29, 2012 17:34:02 GMT -6
CrystalHilton3wl (5:32:49 PM): So whatcha up to,
D.U.F. Craig (5:33:03 PM): Masturbating furiously to cheeseburgers
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Post by Freya Davis on Apr 4, 2012 8:57:02 GMT -6
D.U.F. Craig (9:54:16 AM): I gotta be the biggest nerd ever D.U.F. Craig (9:54:21 AM): I poked my eye brushing my teeth ffs
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Post by Spike Kane on Apr 22, 2012 14:22:54 GMT -6
CrystalHilton3wl 9:21 pm lies now in my next rp i gotta have todd listening to an awesome proportion track and loving the sound of their base Mike Kane 9:22 pm Bass* you are so not black
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Post by Dexter Davis on Aug 9, 2012 16:25:39 GMT -6
On FB Chat
Me: Man I totally spanked off while watching Extract
AJ: I...you.....i just ate.....
Me: YES! IT WORKED!
AJ: ...i feel dirty
Me: Not as dirty as my TV screen when I splooged on it for Mila's face
AJ: seriously what the ****! i will never sleep again...
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Post by Alysson Gardner on Aug 15, 2012 15:05:07 GMT -6
I still don't know if he was f***ing with me because I'm Brazilian and didn't understand the expression, or if he really was being a retard.
Bryan says Damn. Cory got cut from work.
Rodrigo says Which means he got fired or just laid off for the day?
Bryan says {#ooc cut from work. Gonna be sick...still gotta ride the subway.} that was from Cory.
Rodrigo says Thanks for not answering
Bryan says Huh? I did! I just told you via a tweet that Cory did.
Rodrigo says I adore your logic
Bryan says What? What did i say this time?
Rodrigo says Nothing And that's exactly the problem
Bryan says ugh.
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