THIS...IS...XHF!The Ace: yes think abt it tho how many guys would turn down sex
Everyman: I would except if it was from my first girlfriend
The Ace: exactly me n u joe we're a rare breed of men
The Ace: n we get screwed
Everyman: No, we don't get screwed
Greg:*writes a suicide note*
Frank: b ahaha
Frank:GREG GREG
Frank:STOP
Greg:*...for Neroku*
Frank:THEY HAVE...
Frank:...oh
Greg:*shoots him in the head*
Frank:nevermind, let him die
Me:*attacks the White House*
Dust:WHOA
Dust:WHOA
Dust:WHOA
Me:!?!
Me:yes Dust?
Dust:*adjusts neroku's tie*
Me: Oh thanks
Dust: oh no
Dust: March is coming up
Frank: so?
Greg: LETS STOP IT
Dust: means i need
Dust: lmao
Dust: aahaha, im sorry, that was just too funny.
Frank: hahaha
Frank: it was
Ian: hahaha
Spike: HE'S A f**kING HEEL
Spike: AN EVIL, VIOLENT BASTARD
Spike: BEING CORRUPTED BY SPIKE AND PRICE!
Spike: BAD SAM!! BAD SAM!!!!
Me: FINE, while they are getting food, he will punch someone out and storm off, and then rape a baby, and then rape that babies mom, that good?
Spike: only if you do the raping
Me: ......fair enough
Spike: then you will be a God amongst men
A short while later...
Me: Ok, Kahne's heel turn consistes of him punching someone out, taking his car, in a way, calling Maria a slut and then hitting another guy as he leaves the parking lot
Spike: where's the rape?
Spike: can he rape Maria?
Me: NO!
Spike: YOU PROMISED ME RAPE!
NRVANA12094: I'm in Palm Beach
Me: Oh
Me: I have no idea where s**ten is
Me: Shiyen*
NRVANA12094: s**ten
NRVANA12094: I like that name
Me: Me too
Jack: Its Hammer Time
Jack: *Dances*
Greg: STOP THAT
Greg: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
Jack: CAN'T TOUCH THIS
Jack: *Keeps dancing*
Greg: STOP THAT
Greg: THIS INSTANT.
Frank: Holla Back Girl is my favorite Song
Randy: it's Bananas
Dust: B
Frank: A
Randy: N
Frank: A
Randy: N
Frank: A
Dust: S
Frank: word
Randy:
Dust: that belongs in someone's profile.
AJ: can I f**k sam and spike?
Me: No
Spike: no
AJ: aww...
DT: hardaway pulls something from his tights. IT'S A RABID SQUIRREL!
DT: teehee
Hardy: thats hot
Randy: that is hot
DT: Note: That's not in the match.
Randy: aw
Hardy: Damn
Doc: hitman hoppy
Doc: are you even in xhf
Doc: or do you just go to the boards
Ian: Hahaha
Ian: He's Evil.
Erez: He's the Phoenix Champ
Doc: ah
Dru: who's hitman hoppy?
Doc: mark evil
Doc: god someone could have told me that
Ian: Well.
Randy: He's the baddest mother f**ker on the planet
Randy: ooo, rape, I like the sound of that
Me: ...oh yeah...I forgot I can't say rape around you
BuddyChrist049 has entered the room.
Hardy: when they strap our dicks together
Frank: ...
Dust: truthfully, eating out is actually part of foreplay.
Dust: you do it to... um
Dust: like in hockey
Dust: you put a zamboni to slick the ice
Ian: First base = rape
Ian: Second base = shes giving in
Ian: Third base = stockholm syndrome
Ian: home plate = TIGERS WIN WORLD SERIES
Ian: No one ever gets to Home plate.
Ian: f**k
Ian: f**k YOU
MrIanHimself signed off at 11:28:57 PM.
MrIanHimself signed on at
11:29:28 PM.
Greg
(3:14:19 AM): NO, f**k YOU
(It has to be bolded for the full effect)
Me: roflmaolollqtm
Jack: WTF does all that s**t mean?
Me: rolling on the florr laughing my ass off / laughing out loud / laughing quietly to myself
Jack: That's a Russo gimmick
Jack: Too much attached to it
Jack: I kill bitches
Me: You killed Snake?
Greg: Hey, accidents happen.
Ian: Just look at Frank.
Greg: Just ask Fran-
Greg: Hahahahahaha
Ian: HA.
Greg: I couldn't figure out how to phrase it.
Greg: By the time I got it out, BAM.
Ian: Haha
Greg: IAN WITH THE STEAL.
Ian: Hahaha
Ian: EVERYONE LOOKS TO THE UMPIRE.
Ian: *Umpire looks around franticly*
Greg: Hahahahahaha
Ian: *He gets up AND YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS*
Ian: UMP: SAFE!
Greg: *Small children react by throwing rocks at Frank.*
Greg: ...
Greg: ....
Greg: .....
Greg: ......
Greg: .......
Greg: ........
Greg: .........
Greg: ..........
Greg: ...........
Greg: ............
Greg: .............
Greg: ..............
Greg: ...............
Greg: ..............
Erez: I GET THE POINT.
Greg: .............
Greg: ............
Erez: YOU'RE UPSET.
Greg: ...........
Greg: ..........
Greg: .........
Greg: ........
Greg: .......
Greg: ......
Greg: .....
Erez: A LITTLE LOST
Greg: ....
Erez: AND CONFUSED
Greg: ...
Greg: ..
Greg: .
Erez: WITHOUTT MY HELPING HAND
Greg: YOU RUINED MY f**kING PERIOD THING
Greg: ASSHOLE
Erez: TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DARKNESS.
Erez: :-D
Greg: NOW I AM UPSET
Erez: WOW
Erez: I SHOULDNT BOTHER YOU
Greg: BECAUSE YOU RUINED MY f**kING THING
Erez: WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD.
Greg: I HATE YOU
Greg: SO MUCH
Greg: SHUT UP
That is XHF in a nutsheel for people who weren't there. If you are ever confused on the XHF, just read this and you'll understand how f**ked up we all were.[/u]