(12:31:41 AM) DoV IoA 20: that works the best
(12:36:34 AM) DoV IoA 20: so how do you like the story so far?
(12:36:41 AM) Adam: it's great
(12:36:50 AM) Adam: maybe they should have a Steve Awesome on a Pole match
(12:36:56 AM) DoV IoA 20: LOL
(12:36:57 AM) Adam: Trent is so funny
(12:37:07 AM) DoV IoA 20: I can just imagine that too
(12:37:23 AM) DoV IoA 20: Steve is just hanging by his collar on a pole as Layla and carly fight
(12:37:38 AM) Adam: oh... you wouldn't be up their by your collar
(12:37:53 AM) Adam: you'll have to be on top of the pole for it to be a "on the pole" match
(12:38:03 AM) DoV IoA 20: *shudders*
(12:38:17 AM) DoV IoA 20: I thought that side of me was in the past for good
(12:38:37 AM) Adam: you're going to need a blunt object and a lot of lube to prepare for this match
(12:38:53 AM) DoV IoA 20: *does some stretches*
(12:38:58 AM) Adam: you know... like you prepare for every other match
(12:39:06 AM) DoV IoA 20: *reaches for his bass guitar*
(12:39:38 AM) DoV IoA 20: just because thats how I got my job in the first place doesnt mean I train like that for my matches
(12:40:01 AM) Adam: it better be, I didn't hire you because you had a pretty face
(12:40:19 AM) DoV IoA 20: *cries*
(12:40:28 AM) DoV IoA 20: You dont find me attractive anymore
(12:40:41 AM) Adam: well honestly who would? Look at you
(12:40:55 AM) DoV IoA 20: GASP
(12:41:06 AM) Adam: it's called Atkins.... look it up
(12:41:17 AM) DoV IoA 20: oh yeah?
(12:41:30 AM) DoV IoA 20: Well its called an erection! Get it up!
(12:41:41 AM) Adam: not looking at you I won't
(12:42:00 AM) DoV IoA 20: Fine then!
(12:42:00 AM) Adam: **pulls out picture of Everyman** that'll do pig... that'll do
(12:42:21 AM) DoV IoA 20: You love him more dont you!
(12:42:34 AM) DoV IoA 20: all because he gives reach arounds
(12:43:37 AM) Adam: no, I love him more, because he isn't you
(12:44:00 AM) DoV IoA 20: you can be so heartless....I'm taking half!
(12:44:16 AM) DoV IoA 20: half the money
(12:44:23 AM) DoV IoA 20: half the assets
(12:44:27 AM) DoV IoA 20: half the children
(12:44:37 AM) Adam: he's like a fine wine, he gets swashed around in my mouth and then spit into a cup in front of a bunch of pompous arse holes
(12:44:39 AM) DoV IoA 20: you can have the bottom
(12:45:06 AM) DoV IoA 20: LOL
(12:45:11 AM) DoV IoA 20: okay you win
(12:45:23 AM) Adam: then gets corked and put in a cellar for a few months
(12:45:43 AM) DoV IoA 20: so that was the loud noises I herd late at night
(12:46:04 AM) Adam: no, that was Trent's weeping
(12:46:15 AM) DoV IoA 20: lol
(12:46:26 AM) DoV IoA 20: Trent: OH GOD! Wah Wah Wah!
(12:46:35 AM) DoV IoA 20: Trent: WHY WONT THE PORN WORK?
(12:46:41 AM) Adam: that's where he goes and cries after another day of virginity
(12:47:11 AM) DoV IoA 20: what to porn?
(12:47:12 AM) Adam: it's a long hard day.....
(12:48:01 AM) Adam: no, however, the porn is the reason why his right hand is a mishapen claw
(12:48:26 AM) DoV IoA 20: its like he stuck his hand in a wood chipper
(12:48:40 AM) DoV IoA 20: or at least thats how fast he goes at it
(12:49:08 AM) Adam: I heard he treats his hand like an expensive hooker
(12:49:40 AM) Adam: slow loving, and no kissing on the mouth afterwards
(12:49:59 AM) DoV IoA 20: lol....I think thats a rule for everybody
(12:50:09 AM) Adam: for you maybe
(12:50:12 AM) Adam:
(12:50:30 AM) DoV IoA 20: I cant kiss a girl after her mouth has been on my package
(12:50:55 AM) Adam: I can, as long as she isn't a swallower
(12:51:32 AM) Adam: or if she's really ugly
(12:51:37 AM) Adam: but then I wouldn't kiss her then anyway
(12:51:42 AM) Adam: no fat chicks allowed
(12:51:52 AM) DoV IoA 20: lol....well my latest chick is a swallower
(12:52:01 AM) DoV IoA 20: wich is cool but makes cuddling very awkward
(12:52:51 AM) Adam: I think it's your face that makes cuddling awkward
(12:53:12 AM) Adam: heck I wouldn't cuddle you either if you had that goofy grin on your face all the time
(12:53:25 AM) DoV IoA 20: well thats good
(12:53:28 AM) DoV IoA 20: cuz your a dude
(12:53:32 AM) DoV IoA 20: and dudes dont cuddle
(12:53:39 AM) Adam: but I enjoy cuddling
(12:53:46 AM) Adam: almost as much as I like snoodling
(12:53:58 AM) DoV IoA 20: alright.....but this never leaves the IM
(12:54:13 AM) Adam: ..... **runs to the IM thread**
(12:54:18 AM) DoV IoA 20: lol