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Post by Jennifer Williams on May 2, 2012 11:13:35 GMT -6
NCW Headquarters- Dallas Texas We recently caught up with NCW Starlet Jennifer Nicole Williams.... better known in the wrestling world as Jenny Williams. It is being reported that the older sibling of current NCW World Champion Todd Williams. Wasn't pleased with the outcome of Bukkake Man's promo. It is being stated that she did not like the use of "Snarl" in his promo. We caught up with the ebony princess who had this to say... "Who the hell does this noob think he is? How dare you use Snarl in your promo. Snarl is a trademark of one Jeanette Wolverine and i know she would be angry and upset to hear you using such a world. On behalf of Jeanette expect to be taken to court. I will be hiring the Johnny Cochran firm... I will use the chewbacca defense... hehhhhhhhhh hehhhhhhhhh hehhhhhhh hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Time to be princess leia and like zap you..... I will call chewwy and he will beat you. You want to know who my chewwy is? my future daddy in law big Gibby. he will lay you out. or perhaps i should ask my brother to knock you out.... You will not get away with this.... Have a problem? You can take it up with Xander... For he knows what Bukkake really means.... Take that and rewind it back. The glove don't fit, so you must quit.... For only i can snarl..."
SNARLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Jeanette Wolverine means Snarling..................... [/color]
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Post by Markus E. Reeves on May 2, 2012 12:29:15 GMT -6
Press Release from the Law offices of Reeves, Coleman and Otunga.
Markus Reeves regret to inform one Jennifer Williams that Johnny Cochran has been deceased since 2005. Best of luck in your lawsuit.
-Reeves, Coleman, and Otunga.
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Post by Dante Cross on May 2, 2012 13:54:28 GMT -6
Also to comment on this, The offices of Jew. McCheapington have this say.
Dear Jennifer Williams, we regret to inform you, that a Snarl can't not be trademarked, as it is a sound, that would be like, a sneeze, a fart, or a queef, as they are sounds.
Also, considering that you are not indeed a Wolverine, I can't advise you to make this case, as the damages of you suing the accused, Bukkake Man, would only result in losses and a counter-claim by him, which can't be won.
I'm sorry, but I can't take this case, unless you up the payment, to cover my time, after all, I am jewish
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