Post by El Dragon on May 11, 2012 11:50:11 GMT -6
We open in on Miranda walking over to the Internationals sitting at a table at a dinning establishment. They are eating sushi and other Japanese things. Kesuke is just going to town as the rest are taking their time.
Dragon: This is fine, authentic cuisine. Real Japanese food. Not like that fake American stuff they try to pass off as Japanese. Here we are in this city of sin where every corner has a buffet of gross, inadequate food. No wonder these people are fat and uncaring.
Miranda: I don't know, the Rio is a pretty damn good buffet.
Dragon: Not like this, this is real food. It took awhile to find this restaurant. No wonder. Because we find ourselves in the very worst part of this despicable country. We have to defend our tag titles in a place that takes pride in calling itself "Sin City." What better place to face Team America and prove to these Americans how amoral and corrupted they've become? What better place to show how much better we, and by association, the rest of the world really is? When we stand victorious, the fans will have no choice but to realize our greatness. Then maybe, finally, they will learn to follow the examples we set.
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Translation: Yes, in a perfect world, they would have already been doing this. But no better time to make them realize their follies than now.
Dragon: Damn right mi amigo.
Miranda: Honestly guys, I don't think the fans will ever do that as long as you act the way you've been acting.
Dragon: Excuse me?
Miranda: I'm just saying, you haven't been fan friendly lately.
Dragon: We are celebrated all over the world! Except here, in the United States. We've conquered this place anyway, and they should love us. We will defeat their appointed warriors, and once again prove our dominance! That's why, right after this, we're heading to the gym. But enough of this! Let us enjoy our delicious dinner.
They continue to eat as the scene fades.
We open in on El Dragon de Valor pacing back and forth. We see he's in a gym and Bushido stands behind him, kicking the crap out of a punching bag. Kesuke stands by, ready with towels and water bottles. Dragon addresses the camera.
Dragon: ¿Usted es serio? Are you serious? We hold an international tournament to get some real competition. We scour the world for the best of the best, the cream of the crop! In the end...the winners are two stupid Americans? Team America won a tournament they never should have been in? Did they not remember how badly we beat them last month? So badly that the referee couldn't even control it. This tournament was to show the lame duck Americans that they are wrong. But no, you cheated and tricked your way to win this tournament. You must have, because we know you absolutely suck, just like your country.
Dragon spits on the floor.
Dragon: You're disgusting, your repulsive, and your just downright disrespectful! Do you realize how badly Bushido wants to destroy just because you named your team's finisher after the tragedies his people suffered!? ¿Por qué? To get under our skin, or because you actually take pride in your country committing mass murder of innocent people? How dare you. You make me sick. ¡Enfermo a mi estómago! What's your other famous move? The "Make Mexicans Work for Next to Nothing." I can't wait until Bushido and I stand in that ring with you two, and show you up on the grandest stage of them all! Make you pay for your ignorance!
Dragon looks at the camera with anger and disappointment.
Dragon: This was supposed to be special. A Night to Remember, the biggest night of the year in NCW. The Internationals were supposed to face a fantastic international team to showcase the skills of the world. Now we have you. Do you realize last year, we faced Hexx and Mr. Happy? The biggest show this company puts on, and we had to face those two? We wanted something better, we wanted to go bigger this year. Now, we walk into A Night to Remember as the tag team champions, a great honor and a great accomplishment. But we face Team America. You're better than Hexx and Happy only for the simple fact that no one could be worse than them, but you're not the competition we wanted.
Dragon shakes his head.
Dragon: We face a former world champion long past his prime, and a former announcer with no business in the ring. The two of you versus the best tag team in the world? The two most talented wrestlers NCW has ever seen? Is there even any doubt? But these people still love you, these people still want you to win. Not just because you're American, but because you pander to the masses. You shovel out your "bad boy" attitudes and everyone eats it up. You pander to their base, crass emotions. You give them a short term fix for their long term problems. Just like we did with every other tag team that has opposed us, we will show you up, show off, and show those people that what they want and what they need are two different things. A Night to Remember is a night that everyone will finally wake up and realize that we're right. They will finally appreciate us for how amazing we are. You may be Team America, but all you do is help to continue to poison the people that live in this lousy country. They will finally see us as the saviors that they need after what we do to you.
Dragon turns to Bushido and puts his hand on his shoulder, causing him to stop his training. Bushido looks at the camera.
Dragon: We are honorable, we are amazing, and we are your nightmare.
Kesuke runs over and gives Bushido a bottle of water. As Bushido drinks, Kesuke wipes his sweat off with a towel. Bushido steps aside as Dragon takes over attacking the punching bag. We fade out.
Dragon: This is fine, authentic cuisine. Real Japanese food. Not like that fake American stuff they try to pass off as Japanese. Here we are in this city of sin where every corner has a buffet of gross, inadequate food. No wonder these people are fat and uncaring.
Miranda: I don't know, the Rio is a pretty damn good buffet.
Dragon: Not like this, this is real food. It took awhile to find this restaurant. No wonder. Because we find ourselves in the very worst part of this despicable country. We have to defend our tag titles in a place that takes pride in calling itself "Sin City." What better place to face Team America and prove to these Americans how amoral and corrupted they've become? What better place to show how much better we, and by association, the rest of the world really is? When we stand victorious, the fans will have no choice but to realize our greatness. Then maybe, finally, they will learn to follow the examples we set.
Bushido: {Speaks Japanese}
Translation: Yes, in a perfect world, they would have already been doing this. But no better time to make them realize their follies than now.
Dragon: Damn right mi amigo.
Miranda: Honestly guys, I don't think the fans will ever do that as long as you act the way you've been acting.
Dragon: Excuse me?
Miranda: I'm just saying, you haven't been fan friendly lately.
Dragon: We are celebrated all over the world! Except here, in the United States. We've conquered this place anyway, and they should love us. We will defeat their appointed warriors, and once again prove our dominance! That's why, right after this, we're heading to the gym. But enough of this! Let us enjoy our delicious dinner.
They continue to eat as the scene fades.
We open in on El Dragon de Valor pacing back and forth. We see he's in a gym and Bushido stands behind him, kicking the crap out of a punching bag. Kesuke stands by, ready with towels and water bottles. Dragon addresses the camera.
Dragon: ¿Usted es serio? Are you serious? We hold an international tournament to get some real competition. We scour the world for the best of the best, the cream of the crop! In the end...the winners are two stupid Americans? Team America won a tournament they never should have been in? Did they not remember how badly we beat them last month? So badly that the referee couldn't even control it. This tournament was to show the lame duck Americans that they are wrong. But no, you cheated and tricked your way to win this tournament. You must have, because we know you absolutely suck, just like your country.
Dragon spits on the floor.
Dragon: You're disgusting, your repulsive, and your just downright disrespectful! Do you realize how badly Bushido wants to destroy just because you named your team's finisher after the tragedies his people suffered!? ¿Por qué? To get under our skin, or because you actually take pride in your country committing mass murder of innocent people? How dare you. You make me sick. ¡Enfermo a mi estómago! What's your other famous move? The "Make Mexicans Work for Next to Nothing." I can't wait until Bushido and I stand in that ring with you two, and show you up on the grandest stage of them all! Make you pay for your ignorance!
Dragon looks at the camera with anger and disappointment.
Dragon: This was supposed to be special. A Night to Remember, the biggest night of the year in NCW. The Internationals were supposed to face a fantastic international team to showcase the skills of the world. Now we have you. Do you realize last year, we faced Hexx and Mr. Happy? The biggest show this company puts on, and we had to face those two? We wanted something better, we wanted to go bigger this year. Now, we walk into A Night to Remember as the tag team champions, a great honor and a great accomplishment. But we face Team America. You're better than Hexx and Happy only for the simple fact that no one could be worse than them, but you're not the competition we wanted.
Dragon shakes his head.
Dragon: We face a former world champion long past his prime, and a former announcer with no business in the ring. The two of you versus the best tag team in the world? The two most talented wrestlers NCW has ever seen? Is there even any doubt? But these people still love you, these people still want you to win. Not just because you're American, but because you pander to the masses. You shovel out your "bad boy" attitudes and everyone eats it up. You pander to their base, crass emotions. You give them a short term fix for their long term problems. Just like we did with every other tag team that has opposed us, we will show you up, show off, and show those people that what they want and what they need are two different things. A Night to Remember is a night that everyone will finally wake up and realize that we're right. They will finally appreciate us for how amazing we are. You may be Team America, but all you do is help to continue to poison the people that live in this lousy country. They will finally see us as the saviors that they need after what we do to you.
Dragon turns to Bushido and puts his hand on his shoulder, causing him to stop his training. Bushido looks at the camera.
Dragon: We are honorable, we are amazing, and we are your nightmare.
Kesuke runs over and gives Bushido a bottle of water. As Bushido drinks, Kesuke wipes his sweat off with a towel. Bushido steps aside as Dragon takes over attacking the punching bag. We fade out.
