Post by JackHammer on May 12, 2012 8:59:37 GMT -6
The Chi-Town Terror looks rather comfortable as it appears as though he has just finished working out and stands in front of a rather large industrial fan as it blows his long, tangled mane out too the side. His eyes squint from the air pressure. His tanned, chiseled physique for all too see as he has endured yet another tireless promo from another demon in his past. He takes a swig from his water bottle and toys with the notion of facing Mike Laszlo.
**Note this video will be available on youtube.com at a later date, but you can read the transcript here at NCW.com for those of you who do not wish too wait.**
JackHammer: You know Mike Laszlo, it good too see you again my old friend. I mean this place....NCW wouldn't just be the same without you. I mean just as much as NCW needs the Chi-Town Terror we have too have Mike Laszlo. I mean without you, there wouldn't be anybody too complain and bi*ch all the time about everything under the sun. Without you too remind everybody every time you speak about how you were screwed over by JackHammer every five minutes...well...too be quite honest I should thank you.[/color]
The Chi-Town Terror nods his head as if you were sitting in front of him in disbelief.[/color]
JackHammer: It's true Mike Laszlo. So if I have never said it in public. I thank you. Why, because you are a promotional machine. As long as you around I will never have too bring up my past and all of my accomplishments because you do it for me on a regular basis. I should just sit back and cash all the royalty checks too come rolling in every time you reference JackHammer or the Chi-Town Terror in some shape, form or fashion. Oh it's true, every time my likeness or a reference my name I am going to start charging a dollar. I mean sh*t Mike Laszlo, I could retire in a fuc*ing week![/color]
JackHammer holds up his index finger as he pauses for a moment too quench his thirst as he shakes his head as JackHammer is complete in his understanding of why Mike Laszlo lives in the past and can't seem too move on.[/color]
JackHammer: But, I GET IT! I really do Mike Laszlo. I am not just saying it this time. I understand the overwhelming need too grasp on too the past. Because the man that stands before me who thinks he is now of all things a "god" is nothing more that a grown up child who is in a desperate need of a hug. You sink your teeth into the past Mike Laszlo because you have nothing...ANYTHING going for you now. See the Mike Laszlo of old was a overbearing figure that stood tall among the NCW roster. But, you were the first victim of things too come. You just a side note in history that is the "LEGACY" of the Chi-Town Terror. You were made an example of and too this day the taste of the Chi-Town Terror burns the back of your throat. Mean you are right, I can't stand your ugly a*s and I know you don't like me and that fact probably will never change. I will on Sunday at A Night to Remember give you an Earth Shatter that you will remember for years to come and I will be the new NCW Honor and NCW X champion. Maybe I should just take you out at the ppv that way I don't have to worry about looking at your ugly a*s again. I've even heard rumors that you where throwing a little fit when you and Kat lost to Amy and I, that you was acting like a little child in the locker room.[/color]
The Chi-Town Terror shakes his head from side too side as he shows his displeasure.[/color]
JackHammer: See, that's when you lost all respect by not just me but the entire roster and everyone ever associated with the business. Because instead of admitting the fact you lost too a better man on that evening you packed up your bags and went home. You left with you balls tucked between your legs making you the scariest looking transvestite this side of the Rocky Horror Picture show and if that wasn't enough. Word from your camp was that you were "drugged". Jesus, Mike Laszlo. Have a bit of class. I may be a SOB. Probably the baddest one on the planet but at least I am a man and tell you flat out that I will stab you in the back, but one thing I won't do is cry and bi*ch about everything in the world that is wrong in my life and blame it on someone else when deep down you know WHOSE fault it is and its your OWN. The reason you sound so bitter in your words is because you have a guilty conscience. The "TRUTH" hurts doesn't it?![/color]
JackHammer stares down at the ground as he takes another sip of his water before returning his eyes too the camera.[/color]
JackHammer: So come A Night to Remember Mike Laszlo it may be like all the times before where I have handed you your a*s or you may get your jollies off and actually defeat the Chi-Town Terror. Which I hope in some small way would vindicate your life because I would hate too be responsible for dishing out yet another death blow too your ego. But, one thing is for sure Mike Laszlo and that's this. Win, lose or draw. You won't find me packing up and going home no matter what the result is. You won't find me with a box of tissue at my side crying over our match and you won't find me with a bottle full of silver hair dye at my side trying to take all my cares and worries away. So go ahead and preach your sh*t that you spill. That's fine, you’re insane anyways. But, I just want you too know that you have a fan in me![/color]
The Chi-Town Terror reaches down and pulls on a shirt for all too see as it is a rather cheaply made plastic lettering hanging off his t-shirt that reads "Mike Laszlo's Fan Club". What?! Oh come on, sarcasm is the sincerest form of flattery. JackHammer dusts off the shirt as he seems too like it as he continues.[/color]
JackHammer: Da*n...Mike Laszlo. Do you ever do anything on your own? I just realized you are in yet another stable. Jesus Christ. Wait you don't believe in him so you wouldn't get that. Anyways...that would make a hell of a category on a game show. Name the way Mike Laszlo got his a*s kicked by JackHammer.[/color]
JackHammer smiles as he walks over too the fan and turns it off. Apparently cooled down from his work out as he casually runs his fingers through his beard as he looks lost for thought.[/color]
JackHammer: Mike Laszlo, come Sunday night you will be just another victim and I will be the new NCW Honor and NCW X champion.[/color]
The scene fades as JackHammer does nothing but deliver that casual smart a*s smirk that makes all the women achieve climax and leaves Mike Laszlo pissed off at the world as we fade too black.[/color]
**Note this video will be available on youtube.com at a later date, but you can read the transcript here at NCW.com for those of you who do not wish too wait.**
JackHammer: You know Mike Laszlo, it good too see you again my old friend. I mean this place....NCW wouldn't just be the same without you. I mean just as much as NCW needs the Chi-Town Terror we have too have Mike Laszlo. I mean without you, there wouldn't be anybody too complain and bi*ch all the time about everything under the sun. Without you too remind everybody every time you speak about how you were screwed over by JackHammer every five minutes...well...too be quite honest I should thank you.[/color]
The Chi-Town Terror nods his head as if you were sitting in front of him in disbelief.[/color]
JackHammer: It's true Mike Laszlo. So if I have never said it in public. I thank you. Why, because you are a promotional machine. As long as you around I will never have too bring up my past and all of my accomplishments because you do it for me on a regular basis. I should just sit back and cash all the royalty checks too come rolling in every time you reference JackHammer or the Chi-Town Terror in some shape, form or fashion. Oh it's true, every time my likeness or a reference my name I am going to start charging a dollar. I mean sh*t Mike Laszlo, I could retire in a fuc*ing week![/color]
JackHammer holds up his index finger as he pauses for a moment too quench his thirst as he shakes his head as JackHammer is complete in his understanding of why Mike Laszlo lives in the past and can't seem too move on.[/color]
JackHammer: But, I GET IT! I really do Mike Laszlo. I am not just saying it this time. I understand the overwhelming need too grasp on too the past. Because the man that stands before me who thinks he is now of all things a "god" is nothing more that a grown up child who is in a desperate need of a hug. You sink your teeth into the past Mike Laszlo because you have nothing...ANYTHING going for you now. See the Mike Laszlo of old was a overbearing figure that stood tall among the NCW roster. But, you were the first victim of things too come. You just a side note in history that is the "LEGACY" of the Chi-Town Terror. You were made an example of and too this day the taste of the Chi-Town Terror burns the back of your throat. Mean you are right, I can't stand your ugly a*s and I know you don't like me and that fact probably will never change. I will on Sunday at A Night to Remember give you an Earth Shatter that you will remember for years to come and I will be the new NCW Honor and NCW X champion. Maybe I should just take you out at the ppv that way I don't have to worry about looking at your ugly a*s again. I've even heard rumors that you where throwing a little fit when you and Kat lost to Amy and I, that you was acting like a little child in the locker room.[/color]
The Chi-Town Terror shakes his head from side too side as he shows his displeasure.[/color]
JackHammer: See, that's when you lost all respect by not just me but the entire roster and everyone ever associated with the business. Because instead of admitting the fact you lost too a better man on that evening you packed up your bags and went home. You left with you balls tucked between your legs making you the scariest looking transvestite this side of the Rocky Horror Picture show and if that wasn't enough. Word from your camp was that you were "drugged". Jesus, Mike Laszlo. Have a bit of class. I may be a SOB. Probably the baddest one on the planet but at least I am a man and tell you flat out that I will stab you in the back, but one thing I won't do is cry and bi*ch about everything in the world that is wrong in my life and blame it on someone else when deep down you know WHOSE fault it is and its your OWN. The reason you sound so bitter in your words is because you have a guilty conscience. The "TRUTH" hurts doesn't it?![/color]
JackHammer stares down at the ground as he takes another sip of his water before returning his eyes too the camera.[/color]
JackHammer: So come A Night to Remember Mike Laszlo it may be like all the times before where I have handed you your a*s or you may get your jollies off and actually defeat the Chi-Town Terror. Which I hope in some small way would vindicate your life because I would hate too be responsible for dishing out yet another death blow too your ego. But, one thing is for sure Mike Laszlo and that's this. Win, lose or draw. You won't find me packing up and going home no matter what the result is. You won't find me with a box of tissue at my side crying over our match and you won't find me with a bottle full of silver hair dye at my side trying to take all my cares and worries away. So go ahead and preach your sh*t that you spill. That's fine, you’re insane anyways. But, I just want you too know that you have a fan in me![/color]
The Chi-Town Terror reaches down and pulls on a shirt for all too see as it is a rather cheaply made plastic lettering hanging off his t-shirt that reads "Mike Laszlo's Fan Club". What?! Oh come on, sarcasm is the sincerest form of flattery. JackHammer dusts off the shirt as he seems too like it as he continues.[/color]
JackHammer: Da*n...Mike Laszlo. Do you ever do anything on your own? I just realized you are in yet another stable. Jesus Christ. Wait you don't believe in him so you wouldn't get that. Anyways...that would make a hell of a category on a game show. Name the way Mike Laszlo got his a*s kicked by JackHammer.[/color]
JackHammer smiles as he walks over too the fan and turns it off. Apparently cooled down from his work out as he casually runs his fingers through his beard as he looks lost for thought.[/color]
JackHammer: Mike Laszlo, come Sunday night you will be just another victim and I will be the new NCW Honor and NCW X champion.[/color]
The scene fades as JackHammer does nothing but deliver that casual smart a*s smirk that makes all the women achieve climax and leaves Mike Laszlo pissed off at the world as we fade too black.[/color]
