Post by Jennifer Williams on May 12, 2012 18:33:27 GMT -6
Our scene opens up and this time we find ourselves in Oswego, it is there where we are treated to a shot of Xander Famularo. NCW’s tough who truly means business. The man who is feared and walks to the ring to the loud sounding of March of Pigs by Nine Inch Nails, however today we find that he is dressed up like this…
Xander seems a little embarrassed and as he is standing in the living room it isn’t long before his father walks into the living room. Gib stares at him from head to toe and can’t help but shake his head in disgust as he speaks to him.
Gib: Who the hell is this oversized fruitcake standing in my living room?
He gets closer and finally realizes that it’s his son Xander. Gib just looks at him and seems to be at lost for words as he replies back to him.
Gib: Son is there something you aren’t telling me? I thought you just proposed to your woman, and yet here you are wearing a pair of tights. Tights… Xander you are supposed to be my son. A Famularo is a man who likes to give the cock, not one who looks like he takes it. I knew I didn’t like the cut of your jib but this… this is just ridiculous…
Xander holds his head down but slowly looks back at his father.
Xander: Says the guy wearing a pair of panties….
Gib just glances back at Xander at him.
Gib: Hey don’t you dare make fun of the main event panties. I proudly represent the red, white, and the blue. It’s all about the land of the free and brave. Because of guys like me, guys like you can go around proclaiming your unmanliness wearing a pair of tights. You should be proud to be an American my son…
Xander however doesn’t say anything back as he just stares at his father. He takes a long deep breath as he replies back.
Xander: Listen I am only dressed like this because she wants me too… I love Jennifer and I just don’t understand why you would mess up our engagement… It was supposed to be our day but out of nowhere you just had to jump out of a tree. What gives?
Gib looks at his son as he forms a serious expression on his face as he replies back to him.
Gib: Listen son I just want you to make sure this is what you really want. Are you ready to become pussy whipped? Are you ready to have a woman dictate what you do for the rest of your life? If so by all means go marry her I won’t stop you but you better at least propose the question in the Famularo way. I thought we had this discussion about the popcorn bag with the hole at the bottom…
Xander just shakes his head glancing back at Gib.
Xander: Dad no… I don’t want to scare her off. We have a good thing going and I rather do something that makes her happy…
Gib: I know son and that’s why I thought things over, and I got something that would really set the mood…
Gib walks off of the scene and he return with an empty chicken bucket with the hole cut out at the bottom. He grins as he hands it to him with a grin on his face.
Gib: Listen son I am sure this empty chicken button with the hole will really set the tone just right…Seeing as she is one of THOSE type of people…
Xander: What is that supposed to mean?
Gib: I am just saying that she is one that likes to eat the cock often. Doesn’t matter if it’s fried, small, a huge one, or baked… she likes the cock. So give her something that she will remember. Make the moment a true night to remember.
Gib just continues to grin as Xander holds the bucket in his hand and it is on this image that we fade out on.
Wow a Night to Remember. I feel special and delighted to be walking into such a huge event. It’s a night where the magic happens. It’s a night where so much will go down but this one will be the best one yet. Crystal I don’t know why we are at war but let’s just stop it shall we? We have always been at each other’s side for so long and now to be standing on opposite sides from each other just seems ridiculous. A few days ago Xander proposed to me and I couldn’t be happier.
This has been the one moment that I have been waiting for. After years of running the company from behind a desk, after years of being sheltered by Todd this is my chance to finally branch out. Todd has accepted the fact that I want to be with Xander for the rest of my life and as much as I love Todd to death. I want to share this happiness with you Crystal. You are my sister in law and we can’t be war at each other over something silly.
Because now that Xander has proposed me the big question I have a couple of questions that I need to ask. The main one being who am I going to get to be my maid of honor in my wedding. That position has your name written all over it and I want you to say yes, but the way we have been fighting with one another makes me think that you accepting that honor is a long ways away. Let’s stop this foolishness Crystal, we love each other far too much to get caught up in a family feud.
With the Williams family things never seem perfect. Whether it’s you and Todd fighting, Todd and I fighting, or you and I fighting, there always seems to be something going on within our family. Let’s stop this endless cycle of madness let’s stop this once and for all. The more we fight is the more that others will just try to point the finger at us and bring us down.
We don’t want people to always look at us in that way do we? No we don’t so on Sunday at a Night To Remember. Let’s leave it all inside of the ring. Let’s vent out all of our frustrations so that by the end things are right between us. I know that Hollywood Prima Donna attitude about you will just scoff at what I am saying but I know that somewhere deep down your body. There is a little girl who knows exactly what I am talking about. There is a woman who agrees with and I am looking forward to seeing you bring that woman out.
This Sunday you may be walking into a match in which you could further prove your dominancy upon the women’s wrestling world and I respect that about you but I am not fighting for the sake of being the best. I am fighting for the sake of saving someone close to me, and that person being you. I love you Crystal and rest assured I won’t stop until you see how much I am right.
I hope you are ready because come Sunday I will save you.
It’s time for Lady Dream to dream again….
Our scene comes back to focus and this time we are taken to the outside of Gib;s house. The window on the second floor opens up and we are able to see Jennifer Williams sticking her head out. Just from the looks of it, she seems to be dressed up as Juliet. She looks around as she speaks out loud.
Jennifer: Xandero… Xandero…. WHERE ART THOU MY XANDERO?
Gib can be seen hiding behind a tree and he motions his son to go get his woman. Xander nods his head in agreement as he walks out a little embarrassed. But he is carrying the empty bucket of chicken with the hole in it. well there is something sticking out through that hole but the cameras have it blurred out. Xander looks up at the window as he speaks back. Of course his acting is horrible as he tries to talk back.
Xander: Ummm Jennulete I have an Art Thou engagement Cock in this bucketo. So come get your gift…
Jenny throws his a rope from the window and she begins to ascend down it. Xander and Gib’s eyes both open up as she scales down the house. She continues to climb down as she finally makes her way to the bottom. She stares back at the now filled “cock” basket, and she grins as she takes her engagement ring off and places it on Xander’s drumstick…. She giggles and Xander looks back at Jenny who smirks back at him.
Jenny: So I believe you had something you wanted to ask me…
Xander: Jennifer will you marry me…
Jennifer smirks as she looks back at Xander…
Jenny: Oh God yes…..
Xander sighs in relief in he begins to grin but Jenny looks down before glancing back at Xander.
Jenny: Um Xander babe…
Xander: Yes hun?
Jenny: Ummm this is Romeo & Juliet not Pinochio… Your drumstick is kind of getting bigger…
Xander: Oh well I am ummmmmm sorry about that…
Jenny: No need to be sorry… Just makes it more fun for me to take my engagement ring back…. But before I grab it I think I want to eat a bit first. I am in the mood for some “chicken”…
Xander’s eyes open wide back up in return and Jenny smirks as she takes him by the hand to an area that the cameras can’t follow. With that being said it is on this image that we fade out on.
Xander seems a little embarrassed and as he is standing in the living room it isn’t long before his father walks into the living room. Gib stares at him from head to toe and can’t help but shake his head in disgust as he speaks to him.
Gib: Who the hell is this oversized fruitcake standing in my living room?
He gets closer and finally realizes that it’s his son Xander. Gib just looks at him and seems to be at lost for words as he replies back to him.
Gib: Son is there something you aren’t telling me? I thought you just proposed to your woman, and yet here you are wearing a pair of tights. Tights… Xander you are supposed to be my son. A Famularo is a man who likes to give the cock, not one who looks like he takes it. I knew I didn’t like the cut of your jib but this… this is just ridiculous…
Xander holds his head down but slowly looks back at his father.
Xander: Says the guy wearing a pair of panties….
Gib just glances back at Xander at him.
Gib: Hey don’t you dare make fun of the main event panties. I proudly represent the red, white, and the blue. It’s all about the land of the free and brave. Because of guys like me, guys like you can go around proclaiming your unmanliness wearing a pair of tights. You should be proud to be an American my son…
Xander however doesn’t say anything back as he just stares at his father. He takes a long deep breath as he replies back.
Xander: Listen I am only dressed like this because she wants me too… I love Jennifer and I just don’t understand why you would mess up our engagement… It was supposed to be our day but out of nowhere you just had to jump out of a tree. What gives?
Gib looks at his son as he forms a serious expression on his face as he replies back to him.
Gib: Listen son I just want you to make sure this is what you really want. Are you ready to become pussy whipped? Are you ready to have a woman dictate what you do for the rest of your life? If so by all means go marry her I won’t stop you but you better at least propose the question in the Famularo way. I thought we had this discussion about the popcorn bag with the hole at the bottom…
Xander just shakes his head glancing back at Gib.
Xander: Dad no… I don’t want to scare her off. We have a good thing going and I rather do something that makes her happy…
Gib: I know son and that’s why I thought things over, and I got something that would really set the mood…
Gib walks off of the scene and he return with an empty chicken bucket with the hole cut out at the bottom. He grins as he hands it to him with a grin on his face.
Gib: Listen son I am sure this empty chicken button with the hole will really set the tone just right…Seeing as she is one of THOSE type of people…
Xander: What is that supposed to mean?
Gib: I am just saying that she is one that likes to eat the cock often. Doesn’t matter if it’s fried, small, a huge one, or baked… she likes the cock. So give her something that she will remember. Make the moment a true night to remember.
Gib just continues to grin as Xander holds the bucket in his hand and it is on this image that we fade out on.
Wow a Night to Remember. I feel special and delighted to be walking into such a huge event. It’s a night where the magic happens. It’s a night where so much will go down but this one will be the best one yet. Crystal I don’t know why we are at war but let’s just stop it shall we? We have always been at each other’s side for so long and now to be standing on opposite sides from each other just seems ridiculous. A few days ago Xander proposed to me and I couldn’t be happier.
This has been the one moment that I have been waiting for. After years of running the company from behind a desk, after years of being sheltered by Todd this is my chance to finally branch out. Todd has accepted the fact that I want to be with Xander for the rest of my life and as much as I love Todd to death. I want to share this happiness with you Crystal. You are my sister in law and we can’t be war at each other over something silly.
Because now that Xander has proposed me the big question I have a couple of questions that I need to ask. The main one being who am I going to get to be my maid of honor in my wedding. That position has your name written all over it and I want you to say yes, but the way we have been fighting with one another makes me think that you accepting that honor is a long ways away. Let’s stop this foolishness Crystal, we love each other far too much to get caught up in a family feud.
With the Williams family things never seem perfect. Whether it’s you and Todd fighting, Todd and I fighting, or you and I fighting, there always seems to be something going on within our family. Let’s stop this endless cycle of madness let’s stop this once and for all. The more we fight is the more that others will just try to point the finger at us and bring us down.
We don’t want people to always look at us in that way do we? No we don’t so on Sunday at a Night To Remember. Let’s leave it all inside of the ring. Let’s vent out all of our frustrations so that by the end things are right between us. I know that Hollywood Prima Donna attitude about you will just scoff at what I am saying but I know that somewhere deep down your body. There is a little girl who knows exactly what I am talking about. There is a woman who agrees with and I am looking forward to seeing you bring that woman out.
This Sunday you may be walking into a match in which you could further prove your dominancy upon the women’s wrestling world and I respect that about you but I am not fighting for the sake of being the best. I am fighting for the sake of saving someone close to me, and that person being you. I love you Crystal and rest assured I won’t stop until you see how much I am right.
I hope you are ready because come Sunday I will save you.
It’s time for Lady Dream to dream again….
Our scene comes back to focus and this time we are taken to the outside of Gib;s house. The window on the second floor opens up and we are able to see Jennifer Williams sticking her head out. Just from the looks of it, she seems to be dressed up as Juliet. She looks around as she speaks out loud.
Jennifer: Xandero… Xandero…. WHERE ART THOU MY XANDERO?
Gib can be seen hiding behind a tree and he motions his son to go get his woman. Xander nods his head in agreement as he walks out a little embarrassed. But he is carrying the empty bucket of chicken with the hole in it. well there is something sticking out through that hole but the cameras have it blurred out. Xander looks up at the window as he speaks back. Of course his acting is horrible as he tries to talk back.
Xander: Ummm Jennulete I have an Art Thou engagement Cock in this bucketo. So come get your gift…
Jenny throws his a rope from the window and she begins to ascend down it. Xander and Gib’s eyes both open up as she scales down the house. She continues to climb down as she finally makes her way to the bottom. She stares back at the now filled “cock” basket, and she grins as she takes her engagement ring off and places it on Xander’s drumstick…. She giggles and Xander looks back at Jenny who smirks back at him.
Jenny: So I believe you had something you wanted to ask me…
Xander: Jennifer will you marry me…
Jennifer smirks as she looks back at Xander…
Jenny: Oh God yes…..
Xander sighs in relief in he begins to grin but Jenny looks down before glancing back at Xander.
Jenny: Um Xander babe…
Xander: Yes hun?
Jenny: Ummm this is Romeo & Juliet not Pinochio… Your drumstick is kind of getting bigger…
Xander: Oh well I am ummmmmm sorry about that…
Jenny: No need to be sorry… Just makes it more fun for me to take my engagement ring back…. But before I grab it I think I want to eat a bit first. I am in the mood for some “chicken”…
Xander’s eyes open wide back up in return and Jenny smirks as she takes him by the hand to an area that the cameras can’t follow. With that being said it is on this image that we fade out on.
