Post by Trent Helms on May 12, 2012 20:48:31 GMT -6
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
May, 10th, 2012
6:57 PM EST
The scene opens up, inside what appears to be a hospital, as several nurses, in green scrubs, begin to rush by, the camera looks around, as it notices a name on the door, that reads Trent Helms, as the camera man brushes past the curtain, revealing Trent Helms, his purple hair frizzled beyond belief, black eyeliner dripping down his face, before hiding his head in shame from the camera, as he curls up into a ball, a blur being shown thru the opening of his outfit, as he sits in the hospital bed, shaking, Suddenly, the curtain brushes open, as two directives come in, one is a female, the other, much taller gentleman with a balding head, suddenly Trent looks up, to see the detectives and sighs.
What are you doing here Brent?
The male detective looks as the female.
Most victims are paranoid, and imagine things after such a event, Sure, do you know where you are?
Trent looks up again and wipes his eyes.
I'm in a hospital...
The two detectives look at each other, as the female detective sits on the bed, next to Trent.
If you're okay with it, please tell me what happened.
I refuse to do it, with Brent Sampson in here.
You must be confusing my partner with someone else, This is Detective Elliot Stabler, and I'm detective Olivia Benson, can you tell me, what happened?
I was raped...
Trent looks down, perhaps ashamed of himself, as Brent Sampson, Sorry, force of habit, Detective Stabler, takes out a note pad.
Do you know who did to you.
Tears stream down Trent's face, the former World Champion and hopeful Hall Of Famer, begins to shake, don't worry, all you realist out there, who are shaking their heads, because usually when I shake, my eyes grow Green, my muscles blurge out, and my hair goes a beautiful Goldern Orangish-Yellow color, not happening right now, maybe come back in like 7 minutes if you are looking for that.
I can tell you exactly would did it, His name is Adam Knite, perhaps the greatest wrestler to come from our generation, a man, who takes people, who think they have what it takes to be a staple in this business and crushes their dreams, I mean, I'm a pretty good wrestler myself, but this Knite guy, is scary good, It's almost unnatural, kind of like the way, I turn into a mystical being from a race of wrestlers created in a Japanese Anime show, like that, but like turned up by like, I don't know six or something.
So what happened Mr. Helms? How did the attack happen.
Thru the mouth.
So he forced you to perform oral sex on him?
Trent hides his head in shame, perhaps overselling this moment, a tad bit.
No, he raped me with Words, His tone ripped thru me, and tore down my confidence, the way, he made every word seem so convincing, the way, he almost made me believe he was telling the truth about everything, His words flowed thru me, like a highly lubricated erection thru my friend's Brad's ex-wife vagina, He has shaken me to my core, he has made me realize one thing.
And what was that?
His promo made no sense what so ever, i mean, he was totally yelling theses thing at me, and snarling at me, like he suddenly decided to take Clint Renner old gimmick, He was spitting Venom at me, and it merely tickled me....almost
So you're saying, Adam Knite didn't rape you then, You know it's a crime to give false statement to the police.
Then Arrest Adam Knite then, I didn't call you here, Female Cop and Brent Sampson to tell you, I was raped, I was just about to have you arrest me, for the verbal raping of Adam Knite, followed my at A Night To Remember, me taking my tiny fist here, and SHOVING UP HIS *** damn POOPER!
The two detectives just shake their heads and leave, as Trent lights a cigerette, Yes he is doing it in a fake Hospital, Get over it!
You're right Adam, let's just forget everything I said in the first promo, I mean you are a master saleman, so anything I would of said the first time around would fall on deaf ears, because the King has spoken, with his crack team of lawyers, namely himself, as wiped all the evidence from the table, and left this stupid little Canadian, with nothing.
Like the fact, when you had that neck injury, I was by your side for as long as I could be, I really wish I could of been there to stay by your side, but I had things to take care of, maybe you seemed to have forgotten the fact, that I wasn't Harwell little bitch, like you care to make everyone remember, and that you Adam Knite, have the worlds most selective memory when it comes to what followed after your injury, Like the fact, Myself, Ander Carvetti, and the dude, Mercedes, and that guy you said smelt like cabbage took the fight to Harwell, took the fight to rattle that promotion, Harwell took everything away from me, Having Jacqueline legs broken, just to prove a point, trying to kill Mercedes, trying to kill Runoff, It was a war I was in Adam, a war to get Harwell removed from his seat of power.
I know you wasn't there, I wish you could of been Adam, the night that I nearly died for the sixth time in my life, being locked in that cage, hanging high above the ring, and that evil Transexual trying to kill me inside that hellish structure with a Kusarigama, Even with the apparent death of Jackie, I rose to the occusion, my ankle gashed and cut, blood pouring from my wounds, I managed to prevail and sent Harwell away from IWF.
Alot of good that did, Because the next person, rewarded me a title shot, I worked so hard for, only for the man, You really seem to confuse me with. Johnny Holiday, the polisher of Harwell...well what ever it has genitals to sweep in and take my championship.
Moral is Adam, I banished Harwell from IWF, his own creation
But no, you don't care to remember it like that, why would you, Adam Knite under no circumstances, can admit he is wrong, or even acknowledge that fact, that I apolgized to him relentlessly for all the horrible things I've done.
Taking Kelly from him.
Make a example out of him, and hung him from a cross.
Bad mouthing his sister.
Bad mouthing him, and calling him a coward and a leach, because he couldn't take a moment out of his schedule, to atleast give me a endorsement, or atleast tell me why I didn't deserve to be in the Hall Of Fame.
But you, Oh Raptorious one, seem to have a twisted sense of illusion when it comes to everything I've done for you.
Like the fact, I landed you a job, with a nice hefty paycheck when you faked a injury, Yeah let's just forget I said that, because Adam won't remember it that way.
Truth is Adam, is scares me to ****ing death, that you're better then me, You always have been better then me, the better life with a caring partner, who loves you, while I was left chasing my high school sweetheart who rode me, and not in the way I like to be ridden, Reverse Cowgirl, for all my gold and riches, so she could live the dream life, that she always dreamed about in her little crappy ran down Trailer in Virginia Beach, You have had every advantage I have never had, Blue Chip calibur talent, the best training money could buy, a rich family to be married into, and a wrestling ability that far exceeds my own.
I can't even deny the difference in level between us, Clearly Adam, you are a god in that extent, while once upon a time, I dazzled people with manuevers that no one had ever seen, but even with my charismatic claims, my explosive agility, and the fact, that even Death and cancer hasn't been able to conquer me, I'm nothing but a lowly human, battling a Saiyan, that has ascended beyond a level of a super saiyan.
I'm scared Adam, The man who knows no fear, is actually quivering, now that I drawn the full attention of the king.
Every little word you said, every little breathe that you took, sent shivers down my spine, because the venom you were spilling towards me, was all true, I never really sat down and looked at it from your eyes, I was clearly just trying to do whatever a man of my status could do to rise up the ranks of Professional Wrestling.
I used you Adam, I maybe didn't realize it what the time, because deep down, I care about you, I really did consider you my best friend and equal, but I look at it for a different light, then the one that you spun.
I was asking a friend for help, I was outmanned, something not uncommon for someone like me, who stands well below six feet tall, and only weighs 200 pounds, when he decides to go a Pizza Roll and Energy Drink bringe before a long winded and important promo.
Just so you know.
I just downed a huge pack of Pizza rolls, shoved all ninty of them ****ers down my throat, half of which, didn't get heated up, You know what else, I just drank about 10 energy drinks, Red Bull and it's horrible taste, the sweet taste of nerd that fills your throat, with sweet nectur of the gods, and some other ones, that I didn't even bother to taste, as I shoved every ounce of Liquid Death down my throat, just so I could have the nerve to stand here, maybe to cut my final promo in nCw, because quite frankly, you scared me to death, I hit you with my best shot Adam, I was stooping to the level of using quality Character Development, something I don't do, unless I need to pull out all the stops, I fired everything at you, It was using a Nuclear Warhead against you, and you simply standing there in your throne, as the missile exploded in your face, and then standing up, laughing, and asking...What the **** was that.
That hurt me Adam, and it caused every single drop of my lack of self-confidence to emerge to the surface, every doubt that I had, from the moment I signed that contract last year to return to nCw to boil up, and overcome me.
Even if there was the Trent Helms from 2008 here today, standing before you, before every cloned version of me, appeared to do all the things I made famous, I doubt it would be enough to stop you now.
You're a powerhouse Adam, with perhaps the greatest skill we have every seen from a man of your size in this business, You're quick on your feet, you hit like a Asgardian, You're are as crisp with your moves, as a Martial Art's master, and you have the drive, that I haven't had since before the door, you snapped my arm back in 2008.
i've always had two advantages over you, My Speed, and my will to survive, two traits that won me a championship back in the day, but what good they did, when you knew how to take away my greatest asset, and pick me apart like you did 2 months ago, Trent Helms wasn't able to fly, because you lured me into trying to to play your game, knowing that there isn't a challenge I wouldn't meet head on, like a child, making me fight in the battle that you carefully laid out, I doomed myself the moment, I tried to fight you with your own style, and you picked me apart, you nearly ripped my leg from it's socket, and my Endurance that was claimed to be out of this world..
Well, let's just say, It doesn't mean anything when locked in the Restless Knite.
But regardless of the difference in skill, regardless of how you think about me Adam, how I just wanted the respect of my best friend back, regardless if you still are mad about the hurtful things I said, You're still my best friend at the end of the day, regardless if you say so or not Adam, I've been there for you in the past, like with getting revenge against Harwell, giving you a job, and then forgiving you, when you decided you no longer wanted to play the helpless victim in a wheel chair, or how I tried to get Kelly to overturn your suspension when you were framed...
I've done horrible things to you, and maybe I don't deserve your friendship, but I'm remorseful Adam, I admit all the horrible things I've done to you in the past, and I know a few sorries are not going to correct that, but I just really want you to know, if I could undo, everything I ever did, I would Adam, I wish I would of been a better friend, But what do you expect for a man, who is just a big of a failure as he is a success?
I failed in my marriage.
I failed as a Champion.
I'm a failure running a company.
And more importantly, I'm a failure as a friend Adam.
Regardless of what happens to me, be it a Perfect Dark that dislodges my jaw, a Trailblazer that shatters my back, a Silent Knite that knocks me back to 2003 with a concussion, or a Restless Knite, that rips the tendons from my small leg as you rip and tug on it, I deserve it, because I have been a ****ty friend, I deserve every moment of pain that you are going to give me for thirty minutes, and Adam...I hope after you are done, claiming another victim, You will be happy enough to let this end, I may not be your equal Adam, but I damn well still want to be your friend....
The scene reopens outside of a huge condo in Los Angeles, suddenly, Trent walks up, dressed in a Captain America shirt, and black jogging pants, with a beanie covering his purple hair, He walks up, and is about to hit the door bell, but remembers his cigarette is still lit, as he takes a final drag of it, before lifting up his foot, and scrubbing the cigarette against the bottom of his foot, until the cherry goes completely out, he flicks the aigrette down, before ringing the doorbell, He sits there resting against a guard-rail before the door finally opens, as Kelly opens the door, She got a jacket over, her training attire.
You're 2 hours late Trent...
Well, what do you expect to happen, when I have to fly from Toronto to babysit Ryleigh.
Still doesn't mean, you can show up two hours late, without calling to tell me, your flight was delayed, But regardless, Thanks for doing this for me Trent, I really had no other option, I'm just surprised, you were willing to give up your weekend before A Night To Remember to watch Ryleigh.
It's not a problem Kelly, The kid hasn't gotten to see me for awhile, since all this started, She's my niece, and there isn't a reason, she should have to suffer because her parents and uncles and aunts are seemingly all at war with each other, How is she taking the whole thing with you and Adam?
I don't really think she knows what is going on, I mean how do you explain to your 2 year old child, what is going on between me and Adam, i mean how did you handle it, when you and Kelly begins to cough
Pancake Nipples
Kelly continues coughing, before her voice returns to normal.
Deal with it, I mean, I have no idea what to say to Ryleigh, how do you explain something like this to a little girl, I mean, You and whoreface went thru a divorce nearly when Christian was about the same age.
I don't know what to tell you Kelly, I don't think I did it too well, I called Mercedes a whore, and everything in between for sleeping with Steve, It was a nightmare, I think I caused some serious damage to my son mental state, and basically because of that, I only get to see my son on weekends, which sucks Kelly, when my job requires me to work Saturdays and Sundays.
Speaking of which Trent, do you need me to lighten your load a little bit? So that you can see him more often.
Not needed Kelly, plus you need to beat Zelda, or any arrangement, we would make, would be voided, which makes me wonder, Why didn't you ask me for my help against Zelda?
Why would I get help from you Trent, You're selfish.
Amen to That..
That's not a compliment..
Plus, this isn't your fight Trent, it's mine, You're nothing more then a distraction to Adam, to keep him away from Me and Zelda, incase things don't go his way, plus no offense, but I need Zelda and Adam off their games, With Adam training me, and me using you to distract him...
Using me?
Why do you think I have you babysitting Ryleigh? You think Adam would allow me to do that, You think he is going to like that the man, he is fighting against At A Night To Remember, is at home, feeding his only child Energy Drinks and Hot Pockets?
Really? And I through I just cleverly thought of some random character development to add another 1000 or so words to my promo, was my idea.
Aww, Trent, you're so cute, when you pretend you can think, Anyways, It's about time for me to go, but to show you my thanks for watching my daughter, let me give you this...
Suddenly, Kelly drops down off screen, as Trent closes his eyes...
Wait...
What The ****...
Suddenly, Trent's dreams of getting to third base with Kelly Knite are dashed, as he open his eyes, as he is still outside, cigerette still lit, burning into his hand, sending him back into reality, he flicks the cigerette away, and rings the doorbell, as the scene fades.
3 Hours Later
We reopen the scene, where Trent is lying in bed with his eyes closed, the camera begins to scroll down to reveal a head, however it's not what you would expect as Adam's daughter Ryleigh is nearly sound asleep resting her head against Trent's ribcage, Trent opens his eyes, and lifts her up, to sit her down, before putting the sheets over her, Trent begins to walk away, turning on a nearby night-lite, before turning off her bedroom light, He goes to close the door, until a young female voice catches his attention..
Why are you and my daddy fighting?
Trent stops, and turns around, and begins to walk back over to his goddaughter bed, He sits on the floor, and rests his head, against your bed.
It's because your uncle is a idiot Ryleigh.
Why, She says with her innocent voice.
Your uncle Trent said things he should of never said, He made a lot of people angry with what he has done.
So do you and my daddy hate each other, Am I never going to see you again Uncle Trent?
Trent kisses her on the forehead.
No, I love your daddy, He is my best friend, he just needs to beat something in your uncle big head, but things will get better between us, after this I'll back around.
Are you going to hurt my Daddy?
It's just business, Me and your daddy are going to be dancing with the angels Ryleigh, Don't worry, your daddy will be fine hun, Do you want me to read you another story?
The scene fades out and fast forwards to the end of the story, as Ryleigh is fast asleep now, as Kelly suddenly comes back into the house, as Ryleigh is fast asleep, curled up in her blankets, while Trent is passed out on the floor, drool dripping from his mouth, Kelly suddenly softly kicks Trent to wake him up, however he just simply rolls over, and softly says something about Ashlie and McRib's, Kelly kicks him harder, as Trent wakes up this time.
What the John McCain is going on?
Suddenly, Trent looks over and see Ryleigh asleep, and Kelly standing there at the doorway.
Thanks for watching Ryleigh for me Trent, it means a lot.
Not a problem Kel.
So How was she?
Well, She crashed so hard after me giving her that Energy Drink, We then read story, She seems to really like Happy Endings in stories.
Who doesn't? Plus, Trent It's time for you to leave now, You know to go make your own happy ending.
What do you mean?
The Engagement Ring, you somehow were able to charge to the company credit card...You really think she is going to be the one this time, and not another Mercedes?
I really hope so Kelly....I really hope, but regardless it doesn't matter, she gotten me thru the last six months, help me regain my humanity that I lost, when the Hall Of Fame thing began, but she got me back on the right path, Kelly I'm sorry I ever put you into this position, I'm sorry that I let a single idea get the better of me, and ruined my friendship with your husband, Adam may be a jerk, but alot of what he said was true, I figured in this crazy business of ours, we would just let something I said seven months ago, lay in the dirt, Guess Adam can't see it that way, regardless, I want to correct this mistake Kelly, as well as another I will soon take care of, when I leave here and head to the private airfield to make my trip to Las Vegas to meet my soon to be wife.
Wait?!?!? You're going to ask Ashlie to marry you?
Possibly, This promo is starting to drag a little bit, It has way too much Character Development for my tastes.
Yeah, It is, I've been in it for 10 minutes, and knowing you, there was possibly Ten Minutes of explosions and pop culture references...
No, That's why I need to leave, you know, to try all that in, and make use of my huge A Night To Remember budget that I haven't even dipped into, All thanks to your wallet Kelly, laterz.
Wait what?
Suddenly Trent throws a smoke bomb down, which causes a nuclear like explosion thanks to CGI, However the smoke alarm in Kelly's apartment goes off, as both Trent and Kelly begin coughing..
Thanks Asshole.
Sorry, that usually works....I'll just use the front door this time...
Yeah, you could of just done that in the first place....like a normal person you know?
Trent casually walks to the front door and opens it, before walking out, as Kelly just shakes her head, and goes to say goodnight to her daughter....
The scene reopens as a dark purple 2013 Toyota Supra is seen speeding down a highway, as a interior camera, is switched too showing Trent, picking up his cellphone, As he clicks a button, as a picture of him and Ashlie shown at event, with them dressed as Guile and Cammy with arms around each other...
Dialing Ashlie...
However, the line quickly goes to voice mail, as Trent decides to put the phone down, and turns on the Radio, as a song he hasn't heard in awhile begins to play, as he turns it up real loud, as the camera catches wind of him fast approaching 100 mile per hour, However Trent seems to not notice, as he begins to sing along to the song.
HUSH GIRL, SHUT YOUR LIP, DO THE HELEN KELLER AND WALK WITH YOUR HIPS!
Suddenly, the phone rings, as Trent takes his eyes off a road for just a few seconds, to see it's Ashlie calling, He goes to pick up the phone, when he shifts his eyes back to the road, Suddenly, for no apparent reason other then well, It's a Trent Helms promo, a Thunder Megazoid from the Power Rangers show appears in the middle of the road, Trent tries to avoid it, as his Supra and it's rear wheel handling lose control, as the car slides into a Concrete barrier, before bouncing backwards, as the car continues to roll, and roll and roll..
35 Minutes Later....
The car flips over once again, completely destroying it, before suddenly a huge ball of fire erupts....
Creep by Radio Head begins to play, as we get a rolling shot of Mercedes Lewis, sleeping in her bed, before she wakes up to hear the phone ringing, She picks it up, nearly half asleep, as the song continues to play, the look of confusion on her face, suddenly changes perhaps hearing some bad news, as Trent's son Christian wakes up next to her, The scene shifts to Steve Awesome, Trent's former friend and bitter rival, just getting out of bed, as two chicks are laying on the bed asleep, he throws on a robe, and picks up his cell phone, before also hearing some bad news as well, We then get a shot of former nCw Wrestler Ander Carvetti, sitting in a chair, him looking down, before revealing a black shirt with red lettering on it, that reveals the word Project Mayhem, another shot shows Adam Knite over watching Xander Famularo training in the background, before in slow motion, Zelda comes over, and wraps her arms around her brother, Before switching to Kelly Fox, kissing her daughter Ryleigh on the cheek, as she lies asleep in her bed.....as the song and the montage begins to fade.
We cut back to where Ashlie is seen sitting in a chair, seemingly looking thru a box of things, her Starlet's Championship sitting on the bed behind her, Suddenly, there is a knock at the door, she looks up, from looking thru the pieces of Trent's stuff, before opening her hand, and putting the ring, that Trent dropped out of his pocket in the first promo many moons again, and slides it on to her finger, before going to the door....
She sighs as she opens the door, however no one is there, she looks down, to see a Gir plush toy sitting on the ground with a bow on it, Ashlie kneels down and picks up the toy, and begins to look around, but see no one around, She steps out of her hotel room, and looks down one side of the hall, she walks away from the door, and looks down the other side, before clutching the Gir toy close to her and closing the door, as she closes the door, a man in a hoodie is revealed, as Ashlie screams, and throws the toy at the intruder, as she runs for the bed, before picking up Trent's light-saber, she can't seem to figure out how to work it, and throws it, which hits the man in the head, as he falls to the ground..
Get Away From Me...
Ash....It's Me....
Suddenly, Ashlie realize that it's Trent...
WHAT THE ****!!! THEY TOLD ME YOU DIED?
Trent smiles....
Like that ever kept me down...
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE **** TRENT?
Ashlie nearly faints, however Trent being ever so quick on his feet, leaps forwards and catches her...
She then slaps him, Which in turns, causes him to drop her, while rubbing his cheek in pain, as she falls to the ground, and kicks him in the shin, which causes him to fall onto the bed, she shakes her head in disbelief, before Trent gets up, and offer her his hand, she shoots him a glare but grabs his hand.
Ashlie, I'm sorry, I let my emotions get in the way, i have no right to be angry, If you want Adam Knite, then you simply deserve the best, and can be with whoever you want, I'm just jealous Ashlie, The mighty Trent Helms humbled by the fact, that there is someone out there who is vastly superior to him in almost every way, He is a man, who has everything, and it just makes me sad, that no matter what, I will never be as good as Adam Knite, but that's okay, There is going to be no shame in losing to a man, who is better then me.
There one way you're not losing to Adam...
Trent looks down at her, what is that?
Adam will never have me Trent, I'm yours, only yours, He can have Kelly, I'm done with this mindset I've been in, that it should of been me, instead of Kelly, I mean, it hurt that he ultimately choice her over me, but it happened for a reason, because nearly a decade later, I found a man, who makes me feel even better then I was with Adam, I met a man, who is larger then life, I found someone not of this world, and makes me feel, as if I really am at the center of the entire universe.
Simon Daye?
Ashlie hits Trent in the arm.
I'm talking about you Trent, The man who finally made me realize after jumping around from relationship to relationship....god...that sounds bad.
Trent smiles and runs his hand across her cheek.
It's okay, I forgive you for dating Joe Everyman...
God.....Stop reminding me...But Trent, I don't know if I'm ready for that next step or not, I'm not sure if I'm ready for what lies ahead, I got alot on my plate, with Gardner and defending this Starlet's Championship tomorrow, as do you, with you trying to get into the Hall Of Fame, and beating Adam.
That means nothing Ash....I have the only thing I need right here.
Super Cheesy Much?
I mean it Ash, the National Championship, being in the Hall Of Fame, trying to be remembered for something other then a comedy act, and the guy who over-uses explosions with poor vocal skills, all of that means nothing.
You still need to focus Trent, You have me, I'm not sure I'm ready for this, but if you don't mind, I would like to keep this, to show the world, You and me, are for real..
what?
Ashlie suddenly flashes the Engagement Ring, that fell out of Trent's pocket from before, He seems a little surprised but this, however he smiles, as the two of them, share a kiss, before holding each other hands, as they step out onto the balcony of their Vegas hotel room, looking at the lights, as we begin to fade out, as Where is My Mind by the Pixies begins to play...
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind?
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
May, 10th, 2012
6:57 PM EST
The scene opens up, inside what appears to be a hospital, as several nurses, in green scrubs, begin to rush by, the camera looks around, as it notices a name on the door, that reads Trent Helms, as the camera man brushes past the curtain, revealing Trent Helms, his purple hair frizzled beyond belief, black eyeliner dripping down his face, before hiding his head in shame from the camera, as he curls up into a ball, a blur being shown thru the opening of his outfit, as he sits in the hospital bed, shaking, Suddenly, the curtain brushes open, as two directives come in, one is a female, the other, much taller gentleman with a balding head, suddenly Trent looks up, to see the detectives and sighs.
What are you doing here Brent?
The male detective looks as the female.
Most victims are paranoid, and imagine things after such a event, Sure, do you know where you are?
Trent looks up again and wipes his eyes.
I'm in a hospital...
The two detectives look at each other, as the female detective sits on the bed, next to Trent.
If you're okay with it, please tell me what happened.
I refuse to do it, with Brent Sampson in here.
You must be confusing my partner with someone else, This is Detective Elliot Stabler, and I'm detective Olivia Benson, can you tell me, what happened?
I was raped...
Trent looks down, perhaps ashamed of himself, as Brent Sampson, Sorry, force of habit, Detective Stabler, takes out a note pad.
Do you know who did to you.
Tears stream down Trent's face, the former World Champion and hopeful Hall Of Famer, begins to shake, don't worry, all you realist out there, who are shaking their heads, because usually when I shake, my eyes grow Green, my muscles blurge out, and my hair goes a beautiful Goldern Orangish-Yellow color, not happening right now, maybe come back in like 7 minutes if you are looking for that.
I can tell you exactly would did it, His name is Adam Knite, perhaps the greatest wrestler to come from our generation, a man, who takes people, who think they have what it takes to be a staple in this business and crushes their dreams, I mean, I'm a pretty good wrestler myself, but this Knite guy, is scary good, It's almost unnatural, kind of like the way, I turn into a mystical being from a race of wrestlers created in a Japanese Anime show, like that, but like turned up by like, I don't know six or something.
So what happened Mr. Helms? How did the attack happen.
Thru the mouth.
So he forced you to perform oral sex on him?
Trent hides his head in shame, perhaps overselling this moment, a tad bit.
No, he raped me with Words, His tone ripped thru me, and tore down my confidence, the way, he made every word seem so convincing, the way, he almost made me believe he was telling the truth about everything, His words flowed thru me, like a highly lubricated erection thru my friend's Brad's ex-wife vagina, He has shaken me to my core, he has made me realize one thing.
And what was that?
His promo made no sense what so ever, i mean, he was totally yelling theses thing at me, and snarling at me, like he suddenly decided to take Clint Renner old gimmick, He was spitting Venom at me, and it merely tickled me....almost
So you're saying, Adam Knite didn't rape you then, You know it's a crime to give false statement to the police.
Then Arrest Adam Knite then, I didn't call you here, Female Cop and Brent Sampson to tell you, I was raped, I was just about to have you arrest me, for the verbal raping of Adam Knite, followed my at A Night To Remember, me taking my tiny fist here, and SHOVING UP HIS *** damn POOPER!
The two detectives just shake their heads and leave, as Trent lights a cigerette, Yes he is doing it in a fake Hospital, Get over it!
You're right Adam, let's just forget everything I said in the first promo, I mean you are a master saleman, so anything I would of said the first time around would fall on deaf ears, because the King has spoken, with his crack team of lawyers, namely himself, as wiped all the evidence from the table, and left this stupid little Canadian, with nothing.
Like the fact, when you had that neck injury, I was by your side for as long as I could be, I really wish I could of been there to stay by your side, but I had things to take care of, maybe you seemed to have forgotten the fact, that I wasn't Harwell little bitch, like you care to make everyone remember, and that you Adam Knite, have the worlds most selective memory when it comes to what followed after your injury, Like the fact, Myself, Ander Carvetti, and the dude, Mercedes, and that guy you said smelt like cabbage took the fight to Harwell, took the fight to rattle that promotion, Harwell took everything away from me, Having Jacqueline legs broken, just to prove a point, trying to kill Mercedes, trying to kill Runoff, It was a war I was in Adam, a war to get Harwell removed from his seat of power.
I know you wasn't there, I wish you could of been Adam, the night that I nearly died for the sixth time in my life, being locked in that cage, hanging high above the ring, and that evil Transexual trying to kill me inside that hellish structure with a Kusarigama, Even with the apparent death of Jackie, I rose to the occusion, my ankle gashed and cut, blood pouring from my wounds, I managed to prevail and sent Harwell away from IWF.
Alot of good that did, Because the next person, rewarded me a title shot, I worked so hard for, only for the man, You really seem to confuse me with. Johnny Holiday, the polisher of Harwell...well what ever it has genitals to sweep in and take my championship.
Moral is Adam, I banished Harwell from IWF, his own creation
But no, you don't care to remember it like that, why would you, Adam Knite under no circumstances, can admit he is wrong, or even acknowledge that fact, that I apolgized to him relentlessly for all the horrible things I've done.
Taking Kelly from him.
Make a example out of him, and hung him from a cross.
Bad mouthing his sister.
Bad mouthing him, and calling him a coward and a leach, because he couldn't take a moment out of his schedule, to atleast give me a endorsement, or atleast tell me why I didn't deserve to be in the Hall Of Fame.
But you, Oh Raptorious one, seem to have a twisted sense of illusion when it comes to everything I've done for you.
Like the fact, I landed you a job, with a nice hefty paycheck when you faked a injury, Yeah let's just forget I said that, because Adam won't remember it that way.
Truth is Adam, is scares me to ****ing death, that you're better then me, You always have been better then me, the better life with a caring partner, who loves you, while I was left chasing my high school sweetheart who rode me, and not in the way I like to be ridden, Reverse Cowgirl, for all my gold and riches, so she could live the dream life, that she always dreamed about in her little crappy ran down Trailer in Virginia Beach, You have had every advantage I have never had, Blue Chip calibur talent, the best training money could buy, a rich family to be married into, and a wrestling ability that far exceeds my own.
I can't even deny the difference in level between us, Clearly Adam, you are a god in that extent, while once upon a time, I dazzled people with manuevers that no one had ever seen, but even with my charismatic claims, my explosive agility, and the fact, that even Death and cancer hasn't been able to conquer me, I'm nothing but a lowly human, battling a Saiyan, that has ascended beyond a level of a super saiyan.
I'm scared Adam, The man who knows no fear, is actually quivering, now that I drawn the full attention of the king.
Every little word you said, every little breathe that you took, sent shivers down my spine, because the venom you were spilling towards me, was all true, I never really sat down and looked at it from your eyes, I was clearly just trying to do whatever a man of my status could do to rise up the ranks of Professional Wrestling.
I used you Adam, I maybe didn't realize it what the time, because deep down, I care about you, I really did consider you my best friend and equal, but I look at it for a different light, then the one that you spun.
I was asking a friend for help, I was outmanned, something not uncommon for someone like me, who stands well below six feet tall, and only weighs 200 pounds, when he decides to go a Pizza Roll and Energy Drink bringe before a long winded and important promo.
Just so you know.
I just downed a huge pack of Pizza rolls, shoved all ninty of them ****ers down my throat, half of which, didn't get heated up, You know what else, I just drank about 10 energy drinks, Red Bull and it's horrible taste, the sweet taste of nerd that fills your throat, with sweet nectur of the gods, and some other ones, that I didn't even bother to taste, as I shoved every ounce of Liquid Death down my throat, just so I could have the nerve to stand here, maybe to cut my final promo in nCw, because quite frankly, you scared me to death, I hit you with my best shot Adam, I was stooping to the level of using quality Character Development, something I don't do, unless I need to pull out all the stops, I fired everything at you, It was using a Nuclear Warhead against you, and you simply standing there in your throne, as the missile exploded in your face, and then standing up, laughing, and asking...What the **** was that.
That hurt me Adam, and it caused every single drop of my lack of self-confidence to emerge to the surface, every doubt that I had, from the moment I signed that contract last year to return to nCw to boil up, and overcome me.
Even if there was the Trent Helms from 2008 here today, standing before you, before every cloned version of me, appeared to do all the things I made famous, I doubt it would be enough to stop you now.
You're a powerhouse Adam, with perhaps the greatest skill we have every seen from a man of your size in this business, You're quick on your feet, you hit like a Asgardian, You're are as crisp with your moves, as a Martial Art's master, and you have the drive, that I haven't had since before the door, you snapped my arm back in 2008.
i've always had two advantages over you, My Speed, and my will to survive, two traits that won me a championship back in the day, but what good they did, when you knew how to take away my greatest asset, and pick me apart like you did 2 months ago, Trent Helms wasn't able to fly, because you lured me into trying to to play your game, knowing that there isn't a challenge I wouldn't meet head on, like a child, making me fight in the battle that you carefully laid out, I doomed myself the moment, I tried to fight you with your own style, and you picked me apart, you nearly ripped my leg from it's socket, and my Endurance that was claimed to be out of this world..
Well, let's just say, It doesn't mean anything when locked in the Restless Knite.
But regardless of the difference in skill, regardless of how you think about me Adam, how I just wanted the respect of my best friend back, regardless if you still are mad about the hurtful things I said, You're still my best friend at the end of the day, regardless if you say so or not Adam, I've been there for you in the past, like with getting revenge against Harwell, giving you a job, and then forgiving you, when you decided you no longer wanted to play the helpless victim in a wheel chair, or how I tried to get Kelly to overturn your suspension when you were framed...
I've done horrible things to you, and maybe I don't deserve your friendship, but I'm remorseful Adam, I admit all the horrible things I've done to you in the past, and I know a few sorries are not going to correct that, but I just really want you to know, if I could undo, everything I ever did, I would Adam, I wish I would of been a better friend, But what do you expect for a man, who is just a big of a failure as he is a success?
I failed in my marriage.
I failed as a Champion.
I'm a failure running a company.
And more importantly, I'm a failure as a friend Adam.
Regardless of what happens to me, be it a Perfect Dark that dislodges my jaw, a Trailblazer that shatters my back, a Silent Knite that knocks me back to 2003 with a concussion, or a Restless Knite, that rips the tendons from my small leg as you rip and tug on it, I deserve it, because I have been a ****ty friend, I deserve every moment of pain that you are going to give me for thirty minutes, and Adam...I hope after you are done, claiming another victim, You will be happy enough to let this end, I may not be your equal Adam, but I damn well still want to be your friend....
The scene reopens outside of a huge condo in Los Angeles, suddenly, Trent walks up, dressed in a Captain America shirt, and black jogging pants, with a beanie covering his purple hair, He walks up, and is about to hit the door bell, but remembers his cigarette is still lit, as he takes a final drag of it, before lifting up his foot, and scrubbing the cigarette against the bottom of his foot, until the cherry goes completely out, he flicks the aigrette down, before ringing the doorbell, He sits there resting against a guard-rail before the door finally opens, as Kelly opens the door, She got a jacket over, her training attire.
You're 2 hours late Trent...
Well, what do you expect to happen, when I have to fly from Toronto to babysit Ryleigh.
Still doesn't mean, you can show up two hours late, without calling to tell me, your flight was delayed, But regardless, Thanks for doing this for me Trent, I really had no other option, I'm just surprised, you were willing to give up your weekend before A Night To Remember to watch Ryleigh.
It's not a problem Kelly, The kid hasn't gotten to see me for awhile, since all this started, She's my niece, and there isn't a reason, she should have to suffer because her parents and uncles and aunts are seemingly all at war with each other, How is she taking the whole thing with you and Adam?
I don't really think she knows what is going on, I mean how do you explain to your 2 year old child, what is going on between me and Adam, i mean how did you handle it, when you and Kelly begins to cough
Pancake Nipples
Kelly continues coughing, before her voice returns to normal.
Deal with it, I mean, I have no idea what to say to Ryleigh, how do you explain something like this to a little girl, I mean, You and whoreface went thru a divorce nearly when Christian was about the same age.
I don't know what to tell you Kelly, I don't think I did it too well, I called Mercedes a whore, and everything in between for sleeping with Steve, It was a nightmare, I think I caused some serious damage to my son mental state, and basically because of that, I only get to see my son on weekends, which sucks Kelly, when my job requires me to work Saturdays and Sundays.
Speaking of which Trent, do you need me to lighten your load a little bit? So that you can see him more often.
Not needed Kelly, plus you need to beat Zelda, or any arrangement, we would make, would be voided, which makes me wonder, Why didn't you ask me for my help against Zelda?
Why would I get help from you Trent, You're selfish.
Amen to That..
That's not a compliment..
Plus, this isn't your fight Trent, it's mine, You're nothing more then a distraction to Adam, to keep him away from Me and Zelda, incase things don't go his way, plus no offense, but I need Zelda and Adam off their games, With Adam training me, and me using you to distract him...
Using me?
Why do you think I have you babysitting Ryleigh? You think Adam would allow me to do that, You think he is going to like that the man, he is fighting against At A Night To Remember, is at home, feeding his only child Energy Drinks and Hot Pockets?
Really? And I through I just cleverly thought of some random character development to add another 1000 or so words to my promo, was my idea.
Aww, Trent, you're so cute, when you pretend you can think, Anyways, It's about time for me to go, but to show you my thanks for watching my daughter, let me give you this...
Suddenly, Kelly drops down off screen, as Trent closes his eyes...
Wait...
What The ****...
Suddenly, Trent's dreams of getting to third base with Kelly Knite are dashed, as he open his eyes, as he is still outside, cigerette still lit, burning into his hand, sending him back into reality, he flicks the cigerette away, and rings the doorbell, as the scene fades.
3 Hours Later
We reopen the scene, where Trent is lying in bed with his eyes closed, the camera begins to scroll down to reveal a head, however it's not what you would expect as Adam's daughter Ryleigh is nearly sound asleep resting her head against Trent's ribcage, Trent opens his eyes, and lifts her up, to sit her down, before putting the sheets over her, Trent begins to walk away, turning on a nearby night-lite, before turning off her bedroom light, He goes to close the door, until a young female voice catches his attention..
Why are you and my daddy fighting?
Trent stops, and turns around, and begins to walk back over to his goddaughter bed, He sits on the floor, and rests his head, against your bed.
It's because your uncle is a idiot Ryleigh.
Why, She says with her innocent voice.
Your uncle Trent said things he should of never said, He made a lot of people angry with what he has done.
So do you and my daddy hate each other, Am I never going to see you again Uncle Trent?
Trent kisses her on the forehead.
No, I love your daddy, He is my best friend, he just needs to beat something in your uncle big head, but things will get better between us, after this I'll back around.
Are you going to hurt my Daddy?
It's just business, Me and your daddy are going to be dancing with the angels Ryleigh, Don't worry, your daddy will be fine hun, Do you want me to read you another story?
The scene fades out and fast forwards to the end of the story, as Ryleigh is fast asleep now, as Kelly suddenly comes back into the house, as Ryleigh is fast asleep, curled up in her blankets, while Trent is passed out on the floor, drool dripping from his mouth, Kelly suddenly softly kicks Trent to wake him up, however he just simply rolls over, and softly says something about Ashlie and McRib's, Kelly kicks him harder, as Trent wakes up this time.
What the John McCain is going on?
Suddenly, Trent looks over and see Ryleigh asleep, and Kelly standing there at the doorway.
Thanks for watching Ryleigh for me Trent, it means a lot.
Not a problem Kel.
So How was she?
Well, She crashed so hard after me giving her that Energy Drink, We then read story, She seems to really like Happy Endings in stories.
Who doesn't? Plus, Trent It's time for you to leave now, You know to go make your own happy ending.
What do you mean?
The Engagement Ring, you somehow were able to charge to the company credit card...You really think she is going to be the one this time, and not another Mercedes?
I really hope so Kelly....I really hope, but regardless it doesn't matter, she gotten me thru the last six months, help me regain my humanity that I lost, when the Hall Of Fame thing began, but she got me back on the right path, Kelly I'm sorry I ever put you into this position, I'm sorry that I let a single idea get the better of me, and ruined my friendship with your husband, Adam may be a jerk, but alot of what he said was true, I figured in this crazy business of ours, we would just let something I said seven months ago, lay in the dirt, Guess Adam can't see it that way, regardless, I want to correct this mistake Kelly, as well as another I will soon take care of, when I leave here and head to the private airfield to make my trip to Las Vegas to meet my soon to be wife.
Wait?!?!? You're going to ask Ashlie to marry you?
Possibly, This promo is starting to drag a little bit, It has way too much Character Development for my tastes.
Yeah, It is, I've been in it for 10 minutes, and knowing you, there was possibly Ten Minutes of explosions and pop culture references...
No, That's why I need to leave, you know, to try all that in, and make use of my huge A Night To Remember budget that I haven't even dipped into, All thanks to your wallet Kelly, laterz.
Wait what?
Suddenly Trent throws a smoke bomb down, which causes a nuclear like explosion thanks to CGI, However the smoke alarm in Kelly's apartment goes off, as both Trent and Kelly begin coughing..
Thanks Asshole.
Sorry, that usually works....I'll just use the front door this time...
Yeah, you could of just done that in the first place....like a normal person you know?
Trent casually walks to the front door and opens it, before walking out, as Kelly just shakes her head, and goes to say goodnight to her daughter....
The scene reopens as a dark purple 2013 Toyota Supra is seen speeding down a highway, as a interior camera, is switched too showing Trent, picking up his cellphone, As he clicks a button, as a picture of him and Ashlie shown at event, with them dressed as Guile and Cammy with arms around each other...
Dialing Ashlie...
However, the line quickly goes to voice mail, as Trent decides to put the phone down, and turns on the Radio, as a song he hasn't heard in awhile begins to play, as he turns it up real loud, as the camera catches wind of him fast approaching 100 mile per hour, However Trent seems to not notice, as he begins to sing along to the song.
HUSH GIRL, SHUT YOUR LIP, DO THE HELEN KELLER AND WALK WITH YOUR HIPS!
Suddenly, the phone rings, as Trent takes his eyes off a road for just a few seconds, to see it's Ashlie calling, He goes to pick up the phone, when he shifts his eyes back to the road, Suddenly, for no apparent reason other then well, It's a Trent Helms promo, a Thunder Megazoid from the Power Rangers show appears in the middle of the road, Trent tries to avoid it, as his Supra and it's rear wheel handling lose control, as the car slides into a Concrete barrier, before bouncing backwards, as the car continues to roll, and roll and roll..
35 Minutes Later....
The car flips over once again, completely destroying it, before suddenly a huge ball of fire erupts....
Creep by Radio Head begins to play, as we get a rolling shot of Mercedes Lewis, sleeping in her bed, before she wakes up to hear the phone ringing, She picks it up, nearly half asleep, as the song continues to play, the look of confusion on her face, suddenly changes perhaps hearing some bad news, as Trent's son Christian wakes up next to her, The scene shifts to Steve Awesome, Trent's former friend and bitter rival, just getting out of bed, as two chicks are laying on the bed asleep, he throws on a robe, and picks up his cell phone, before also hearing some bad news as well, We then get a shot of former nCw Wrestler Ander Carvetti, sitting in a chair, him looking down, before revealing a black shirt with red lettering on it, that reveals the word Project Mayhem, another shot shows Adam Knite over watching Xander Famularo training in the background, before in slow motion, Zelda comes over, and wraps her arms around her brother, Before switching to Kelly Fox, kissing her daughter Ryleigh on the cheek, as she lies asleep in her bed.....as the song and the montage begins to fade.
We cut back to where Ashlie is seen sitting in a chair, seemingly looking thru a box of things, her Starlet's Championship sitting on the bed behind her, Suddenly, there is a knock at the door, she looks up, from looking thru the pieces of Trent's stuff, before opening her hand, and putting the ring, that Trent dropped out of his pocket in the first promo many moons again, and slides it on to her finger, before going to the door....
She sighs as she opens the door, however no one is there, she looks down, to see a Gir plush toy sitting on the ground with a bow on it, Ashlie kneels down and picks up the toy, and begins to look around, but see no one around, She steps out of her hotel room, and looks down one side of the hall, she walks away from the door, and looks down the other side, before clutching the Gir toy close to her and closing the door, as she closes the door, a man in a hoodie is revealed, as Ashlie screams, and throws the toy at the intruder, as she runs for the bed, before picking up Trent's light-saber, she can't seem to figure out how to work it, and throws it, which hits the man in the head, as he falls to the ground..
Get Away From Me...
Ash....It's Me....
Suddenly, Ashlie realize that it's Trent...
WHAT THE ****!!! THEY TOLD ME YOU DIED?
Trent smiles....
Like that ever kept me down...
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE **** TRENT?
Ashlie nearly faints, however Trent being ever so quick on his feet, leaps forwards and catches her...
She then slaps him, Which in turns, causes him to drop her, while rubbing his cheek in pain, as she falls to the ground, and kicks him in the shin, which causes him to fall onto the bed, she shakes her head in disbelief, before Trent gets up, and offer her his hand, she shoots him a glare but grabs his hand.
Ashlie, I'm sorry, I let my emotions get in the way, i have no right to be angry, If you want Adam Knite, then you simply deserve the best, and can be with whoever you want, I'm just jealous Ashlie, The mighty Trent Helms humbled by the fact, that there is someone out there who is vastly superior to him in almost every way, He is a man, who has everything, and it just makes me sad, that no matter what, I will never be as good as Adam Knite, but that's okay, There is going to be no shame in losing to a man, who is better then me.
There one way you're not losing to Adam...
Trent looks down at her, what is that?
Adam will never have me Trent, I'm yours, only yours, He can have Kelly, I'm done with this mindset I've been in, that it should of been me, instead of Kelly, I mean, it hurt that he ultimately choice her over me, but it happened for a reason, because nearly a decade later, I found a man, who makes me feel even better then I was with Adam, I met a man, who is larger then life, I found someone not of this world, and makes me feel, as if I really am at the center of the entire universe.
Simon Daye?
Ashlie hits Trent in the arm.
I'm talking about you Trent, The man who finally made me realize after jumping around from relationship to relationship....god...that sounds bad.
Trent smiles and runs his hand across her cheek.
It's okay, I forgive you for dating Joe Everyman...
God.....Stop reminding me...But Trent, I don't know if I'm ready for that next step or not, I'm not sure if I'm ready for what lies ahead, I got alot on my plate, with Gardner and defending this Starlet's Championship tomorrow, as do you, with you trying to get into the Hall Of Fame, and beating Adam.
That means nothing Ash....I have the only thing I need right here.
Super Cheesy Much?
I mean it Ash, the National Championship, being in the Hall Of Fame, trying to be remembered for something other then a comedy act, and the guy who over-uses explosions with poor vocal skills, all of that means nothing.
You still need to focus Trent, You have me, I'm not sure I'm ready for this, but if you don't mind, I would like to keep this, to show the world, You and me, are for real..
what?
Ashlie suddenly flashes the Engagement Ring, that fell out of Trent's pocket from before, He seems a little surprised but this, however he smiles, as the two of them, share a kiss, before holding each other hands, as they step out onto the balcony of their Vegas hotel room, looking at the lights, as we begin to fade out, as Where is My Mind by the Pixies begins to play...
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind?
