Post by Wes Fox on Jun 3, 2012 15:36:49 GMT -6
It seems nCw is never without surprises and apparently tonight Collision will have a few more to add to the collection. Straight from the official nCw website we bring you, THE NEWS!...
First, sudden changes occur suddenly around here. A man who has been on a tear tossing opponent left to right and flat out dominating the scene has failed the wellness test! That's right folks, nCw rookie and all out scary human being Zero Tolerance will not be seen on tonight's card. Rumors have it he will not be seen ever after he single handedly broke the bones of about seven guards and the official that ran the test. It's never wise to kill the messenger as Zero's contract may have ended up in the trash along with Brent Sampson's career.
Speaking of Brent Sampson, his very public firing has caused news networks and paparazzi worldwide to go on a frenzy. We've seen public firings before but this one takes the cake as rumors have it that even he went on a bit of a rampage by setting his office on fire and fighting whilst being dragged away from the arena. I guess his protege Zero Tolerance wasn't the only one with a bad case of the roid rage. Brent found out firsthand that nCw has zero tolerance for zero tolerance.
However, with Brent Sampson's execution a window is opened as many entrepreneurs and business men and women alike, even regular Joe Schmos, have been sending in resumes to fill the empty void left behind in Sampson's wake. Who will be the next Head of Talent Relations? Only time will tell... That is when the time for Collision comes a knocking! Kelly Knite has apparently found a suitable replacement and who that person is has become the biggest top secret since Area 51. We wont have to wait long to find out though seeing as she plans to reveal the man with the masterplan later on tonight on Collision.
Next, it appears Will Washington wasn't the only wrestler with a one week suspension. Apparently both Brad Kane and Lex Sense were both fined and suspended for the week after the havoc they wreaked on last week's Collision. The veteran and giant turned heads as they obliterated each other throughout the Bismark arena. nCw staff were not happy campers and although Kelly has taken charge, can these two truly stay away from each other long enough for this to die down?
Last but not least, Ricky Johnson, retiring?! The man is the first to reach the top of the golden Grand Slam Champion's mountain and now it seems that he's had enough. Not that he isn't in the prime of his life but apparently it's prime time to step away from the way he's been living it. Can this be true? Or is it just another mind game from Tricky Dick? It will be sad to watch him go,... if he really is going. We tried to get an interview but apparently, and I quote, "I'm too busy enjoying my wife's company. Maybe next time.". Indeed Ricky. Until next time.
Thanks for joining us for all the latest news. Until we meet again! This has been Wes Fox with the FoxTrot.
First, sudden changes occur suddenly around here. A man who has been on a tear tossing opponent left to right and flat out dominating the scene has failed the wellness test! That's right folks, nCw rookie and all out scary human being Zero Tolerance will not be seen on tonight's card. Rumors have it he will not be seen ever after he single handedly broke the bones of about seven guards and the official that ran the test. It's never wise to kill the messenger as Zero's contract may have ended up in the trash along with Brent Sampson's career.
Speaking of Brent Sampson, his very public firing has caused news networks and paparazzi worldwide to go on a frenzy. We've seen public firings before but this one takes the cake as rumors have it that even he went on a bit of a rampage by setting his office on fire and fighting whilst being dragged away from the arena. I guess his protege Zero Tolerance wasn't the only one with a bad case of the roid rage. Brent found out firsthand that nCw has zero tolerance for zero tolerance.
However, with Brent Sampson's execution a window is opened as many entrepreneurs and business men and women alike, even regular Joe Schmos, have been sending in resumes to fill the empty void left behind in Sampson's wake. Who will be the next Head of Talent Relations? Only time will tell... That is when the time for Collision comes a knocking! Kelly Knite has apparently found a suitable replacement and who that person is has become the biggest top secret since Area 51. We wont have to wait long to find out though seeing as she plans to reveal the man with the masterplan later on tonight on Collision.
Next, it appears Will Washington wasn't the only wrestler with a one week suspension. Apparently both Brad Kane and Lex Sense were both fined and suspended for the week after the havoc they wreaked on last week's Collision. The veteran and giant turned heads as they obliterated each other throughout the Bismark arena. nCw staff were not happy campers and although Kelly has taken charge, can these two truly stay away from each other long enough for this to die down?
Last but not least, Ricky Johnson, retiring?! The man is the first to reach the top of the golden Grand Slam Champion's mountain and now it seems that he's had enough. Not that he isn't in the prime of his life but apparently it's prime time to step away from the way he's been living it. Can this be true? Or is it just another mind game from Tricky Dick? It will be sad to watch him go,... if he really is going. We tried to get an interview but apparently, and I quote, "I'm too busy enjoying my wife's company. Maybe next time.". Indeed Ricky. Until next time.
Thanks for joining us for all the latest news. Until we meet again! This has been Wes Fox with the FoxTrot.