Post by Todd Williams on Jun 16, 2012 20:16:09 GMT -6
{Our scene opens up to Hollywood California to the Dream and Rose Productions movie studio. We are taken to the inside of one of the movie lot buildings and it is there where we are greeted by the sight of a live audience. The camera pans around the audience and our focus changes to that of a loud red curtain. In front of the red curtain a huge sign that reads applause falls down from the ceiling and that instantly cues in the sound of a recorded applause through the speakers. The crowd of course begins to cheer loudly and we can’t tell if these are people that actually want to be here or if they got paid into filling out this studio but that’s here nor there. Anyway a recorded voice begins to play’s across the speakers and the applause sign changes to the word silence as Todd begins to speak.}
Todd: You seen him in movies, you heard him on radio. You have all seen him single handedly carry the likes of Xander Famularo and Ricky Johnson on his back to the best matches in their entire meaningless careers. Ladies and gentlemen I give to you the hottest show in all of Hollywood… Featuring the greatest man to ever step foot in NCW, he is the main event measuring stick, the dreamer Todd Williams, and welcome to THE DREAM SHOW…
{Of course the sign changes to the word of applause and the crowd begins to clap frantically again. The crowd begins to clap loudly, and the sign slowly goes up and as it does the red curtain begins to open as well. As it does it seems we are in a family setting, and the crowd begins to laugh hysterically at Todd Williams who is clad in nothing but a pair of Joe Everyman tights along with a white and blue sleeveless hooded shirt. Todd stands in the middle of his shirt looking meaningless as he just looks out at the crowd.}
Todd as Joe: Hey everyone… You all should know me… I am Joe Everyman, and this Sunday I will beat Todd Williams! Todd needs to understand I am going to beat him badly. Who is Todd anyway? All he has is talent… Just talent… that won’t get you far, but me I am an Everyman… I will win…. Or at least look stupid trying to do so… I am the American Nightmare… No wait…. American Dream…. Errr I don’t even know any more but I will offer Todd the cliché Joe Everyman response… Todd you are so going down! Talent won’t get you anywhere in this wrestling company!
{The crowd begins to laugh at Todd and all of a sudden a sound clip of a door knocking can be heard in the background. Todd opens his mouth in disbelief as he places his hands on his head with a wicked grin on his lips. He looks at the crowd just completely stunned.}
Todd as Joe: Why oh my goodness oh who could that be… I think I have an idea… It is Pay Per View week so all of these random people may show up at my door… why let me go answer that door for I need the confidence to win this match…
{Todd hops and skips his way over to a door and he opens up. His eyes open wide up as it’s Crystal Hilton dressed up in a red wig and some scantily clad clothing she looks at Joe, just running up to him embracing him into a long passionate hug.}
Crystal as Maria: Oh Joe I love you so much!
{The audience is laughing but Joe just rolls his eyes as he looks back at her.}
Todd as Joe: But I don’t think we are married anymore… I left you… We are good together… I mean I need to focus on winning this match…. Todd is a man of talent… I know I can beat him….I just don’t know… I do love this American Dream though…
{Crystal rolls her eyes as she doesn’t know what to say, instead she gives him a bigger hug as she keeps looking at him in his eyes.}
Crystal as Maria: But that doesn’t matter… The only thing that matters is that I am here right now even if it doesn’t make sense… No reason to doubt yourself for I am here to tell you how great you are… For I am here to tell you that nothing can stop you, and how you are the greatest man on the planet… My sole purpose and existence is to constantly put you over for you are my husband… or you were…. Does any of that even matter?
Todd as Joe: Considering that this is a Joe Everyman promo and the NCW network is filming me… No it doesn’t of course it wouldn’t make sense… I love you too babe…
{The two love birds engage in a long passionate hug followed by a kiss which of course gets the crowd into it again. The people in the audience are laughing as Todd looks at the crowd with a grin.}
Todd as Joe: There you have it… I can do this I think… I can beat Todd! Todd isn’t anyone…. I mean I been in NCW for 5 years and in that time I did so many things! Who cares if Todd’s last 5 months have been better than my entire career, it doesn’t mean anything that Todd was a former World Champion and he was in the main event of the biggest pay per view of the year. Todd is still nothing I can beat him, but… but…. I still just don’t know…. I still…
{Before you know it the sound of a door knocking can be heard again and Todd places his hands on his head again as he stares across the room at the door staring at it. }
Todd as Joe: Why I wonder who that possibly could be… Hmmm well I don’t know let’s see who it is…
{Todd opens the door and standing on the opposite side of it is his own daughter Brittany Williams except she seems to be dressed up as Aurora Everyman. Todd’s eyes open wide up as he just looks at her..}
Todd as Joe: Oh my, it’s my daughter it’s Aurora Everyman! Hey pumpkin I love you… I didn’t know you would be here but it is the week of the pay per view week. So I guess it’s time for the camera to see you for two times this week before you fade into the sea of no one gives a damn. Why are you here pumpkin?
{The crowd can’t help but laugh, even Crystal is laughing a bit as Brittany looks up at her father.}
Brittany as Aurora: I am here daddy to tell you that….
{There is a drum roll as she takes a deep breath before replying back}
Todd as Joe: Don’t leave me in suspense what is it?
Brittany as Aurora: I am here to let you know YOU ARE THE BEST DADDY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
Todd as Joe: “Sarcastic” Oh thank you pumpkin I mean I totally thank you…. Totally did not see you coming, but with you telling me how good I am, and mommy just going all out of the way to let me know that I am the best thing ever how could I lose to Todd… There’s no way is there?
{Of course there is more knocking at the door… Todd sighs staring at the door.}
Todd as Joe: Who is it now! I mean this isn’t even making sense, but then again anything that involves me never makes sense unless it’s EVERY SENSE! And even that I mean how could Lex Sense not carry me to a Tag Team Championship! Screw you Adam Knite! I will have you know that I beat you King! I beat the King…
Brittany as Aurora: But daddy even though you beat the king did you do anything with it?
Crystal as Maria: Of course not pumpkin he lost his match to Jackhammer the following week…
Todd as Joe: Hey stop making fun of me! I am a three time National Champion! I have the longest combined reign in all of No championship Wrestling… I am so awesome….
Crystal as Maria: Joe all of those reigns ended by 2009, you haven’t won a single title since then… you are just getting by…
Todd as Joe: Hey I was also an Xtreme Champion…
Brittany as Aurora:For 14 days…
Todd as Joe: But I was still a champion….
{More knocking can be heard at the door and Crystal and Brittany both begin to get upset as they look at Todd.}
Brittany and Crystal: Get the door!!!!!!!!!
Todd as Joe: Fine I will…. Don’t yell at me….
{Todd sighs making his way over to the door, the crowd are at the edge of their seats as Todd swings the door open. All of a sudden a bouncy blonde walks into the room. It’s clear it’s Jenny Williams with dyed hair. Crystal instantly shoots her a look of disgust but she keeps her cool as Jenny quickly hugs her brother a firm hug before bouncing her way to a chair.}
Jenny as Josie: Dear Diary… I like my brother…. He is the best brother in the whole world…. I love you Joe!!!!
Todd as Joe: Wait who are you again?
Jenny as Josie: I am your sister Josie, you know the one you wish was never born…The one people probably forgot existed…. Anyway…. You are so cool and awesome, but I am all like down… It sucks… Life isn’t fair…
{Jenny takes a seat at one of the kitchen table chairs and Todd rolls his eyes as he looks back at her.}
Todd as Joe: What’s wrong Josie? Why are you so mad…
Jenny as Josie: Because of the stupid Williams family especially that Jenny Williams… She is making us look dumb… You had a perfect losing streak going on and she had to carry you to a win… Plus she has been a friend and client of Ashlie for two weeks and she has made more progress with Ashlie than neither of us did… It just sucks…. I hate the Williams ahhhhhhhh…. Oh wait let me write that in my diary…. Diary I hate Jenny Williams!
{Jenny begins to scream and as she tries to get up from the chair she instantly is forced back down, Todd seems confused as he looks at her.}
Todd as Joe: Josie… my precious sister what’s wrong…
Jenny as Josie: This gravitational pull of this chair… it’s pulling me away…. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM MELTINGGGGGGGGGGGGG HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE….
{All of a sudden Jenny and the chair are lifted up, and with the chair firmly locked tightly on her butt she is pushed out of the door she came through…. Todd can’t believe it as he looks at door slamming behind her…}
Todd as Joe: Josie no!!!!!!!!!
Crystal as Maria: Come on Aurora let’s get out of here…
{They walk off the stage leaving Joe standing there by himself. Todd sighs as the crowd is laughing at him, he looks at the audience getting insanely upset.}
Todd as Joe: Stop laughing, the women in my wife told me I am awesome and then they walked out on me… What will I do now? Oh I know… I will find two random women to replace them and appear on camera in their place because that’s the Joe Everyman way!!!!! Just stop laughing at me….
{The laughing gets louder and Todd has had enough as he stomps his feet staring at them.}
Todd as Joe: That’s it screw this… you want to laugh at me fine… I am ending this like I am ending like I will end Todd this Sunday I will blow him up…. Just wait here and you will all see what I am talking about…
{With that Todd runs out of the door, moments later the stage splits in half moving that Everyman house set up out of view and in the background we can see a huge Panzer tank being pushed forward. We can see Todd sitting on top of it smirking as he looks at the crowd….}
Todd as Joe: “Theodore, Todd, whoever you are I will beat you… you may be a dreamer but I am THE AMERICAN DREAM…. I will blow you up… but that’s um it for now…. But before we go enjoy these random song lyrics that have no meaning but I think It’s cool to put across the NCW cameras anyway…. Bye Todd you man of Talent!!!!!!!
Ilove you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
i love you
you love me
we're best friends as friends should be
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
Todd: You seen him in movies, you heard him on radio. You have all seen him single handedly carry the likes of Xander Famularo and Ricky Johnson on his back to the best matches in their entire meaningless careers. Ladies and gentlemen I give to you the hottest show in all of Hollywood… Featuring the greatest man to ever step foot in NCW, he is the main event measuring stick, the dreamer Todd Williams, and welcome to THE DREAM SHOW…
{Of course the sign changes to the word of applause and the crowd begins to clap frantically again. The crowd begins to clap loudly, and the sign slowly goes up and as it does the red curtain begins to open as well. As it does it seems we are in a family setting, and the crowd begins to laugh hysterically at Todd Williams who is clad in nothing but a pair of Joe Everyman tights along with a white and blue sleeveless hooded shirt. Todd stands in the middle of his shirt looking meaningless as he just looks out at the crowd.}
Todd as Joe: Hey everyone… You all should know me… I am Joe Everyman, and this Sunday I will beat Todd Williams! Todd needs to understand I am going to beat him badly. Who is Todd anyway? All he has is talent… Just talent… that won’t get you far, but me I am an Everyman… I will win…. Or at least look stupid trying to do so… I am the American Nightmare… No wait…. American Dream…. Errr I don’t even know any more but I will offer Todd the cliché Joe Everyman response… Todd you are so going down! Talent won’t get you anywhere in this wrestling company!
{The crowd begins to laugh at Todd and all of a sudden a sound clip of a door knocking can be heard in the background. Todd opens his mouth in disbelief as he places his hands on his head with a wicked grin on his lips. He looks at the crowd just completely stunned.}
Todd as Joe: Why oh my goodness oh who could that be… I think I have an idea… It is Pay Per View week so all of these random people may show up at my door… why let me go answer that door for I need the confidence to win this match…
{Todd hops and skips his way over to a door and he opens up. His eyes open wide up as it’s Crystal Hilton dressed up in a red wig and some scantily clad clothing she looks at Joe, just running up to him embracing him into a long passionate hug.}
Crystal as Maria: Oh Joe I love you so much!
{The audience is laughing but Joe just rolls his eyes as he looks back at her.}
Todd as Joe: But I don’t think we are married anymore… I left you… We are good together… I mean I need to focus on winning this match…. Todd is a man of talent… I know I can beat him….I just don’t know… I do love this American Dream though…
{Crystal rolls her eyes as she doesn’t know what to say, instead she gives him a bigger hug as she keeps looking at him in his eyes.}
Crystal as Maria: But that doesn’t matter… The only thing that matters is that I am here right now even if it doesn’t make sense… No reason to doubt yourself for I am here to tell you how great you are… For I am here to tell you that nothing can stop you, and how you are the greatest man on the planet… My sole purpose and existence is to constantly put you over for you are my husband… or you were…. Does any of that even matter?
Todd as Joe: Considering that this is a Joe Everyman promo and the NCW network is filming me… No it doesn’t of course it wouldn’t make sense… I love you too babe…
{The two love birds engage in a long passionate hug followed by a kiss which of course gets the crowd into it again. The people in the audience are laughing as Todd looks at the crowd with a grin.}
Todd as Joe: There you have it… I can do this I think… I can beat Todd! Todd isn’t anyone…. I mean I been in NCW for 5 years and in that time I did so many things! Who cares if Todd’s last 5 months have been better than my entire career, it doesn’t mean anything that Todd was a former World Champion and he was in the main event of the biggest pay per view of the year. Todd is still nothing I can beat him, but… but…. I still just don’t know…. I still…
{Before you know it the sound of a door knocking can be heard again and Todd places his hands on his head again as he stares across the room at the door staring at it. }
Todd as Joe: Why I wonder who that possibly could be… Hmmm well I don’t know let’s see who it is…
{Todd opens the door and standing on the opposite side of it is his own daughter Brittany Williams except she seems to be dressed up as Aurora Everyman. Todd’s eyes open wide up as he just looks at her..}
Todd as Joe: Oh my, it’s my daughter it’s Aurora Everyman! Hey pumpkin I love you… I didn’t know you would be here but it is the week of the pay per view week. So I guess it’s time for the camera to see you for two times this week before you fade into the sea of no one gives a damn. Why are you here pumpkin?
{The crowd can’t help but laugh, even Crystal is laughing a bit as Brittany looks up at her father.}
Brittany as Aurora: I am here daddy to tell you that….
{There is a drum roll as she takes a deep breath before replying back}
Todd as Joe: Don’t leave me in suspense what is it?
Brittany as Aurora: I am here to let you know YOU ARE THE BEST DADDY IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
Todd as Joe: “Sarcastic” Oh thank you pumpkin I mean I totally thank you…. Totally did not see you coming, but with you telling me how good I am, and mommy just going all out of the way to let me know that I am the best thing ever how could I lose to Todd… There’s no way is there?
{Of course there is more knocking at the door… Todd sighs staring at the door.}
Todd as Joe: Who is it now! I mean this isn’t even making sense, but then again anything that involves me never makes sense unless it’s EVERY SENSE! And even that I mean how could Lex Sense not carry me to a Tag Team Championship! Screw you Adam Knite! I will have you know that I beat you King! I beat the King…
Brittany as Aurora: But daddy even though you beat the king did you do anything with it?
Crystal as Maria: Of course not pumpkin he lost his match to Jackhammer the following week…
Todd as Joe: Hey stop making fun of me! I am a three time National Champion! I have the longest combined reign in all of No championship Wrestling… I am so awesome….
Crystal as Maria: Joe all of those reigns ended by 2009, you haven’t won a single title since then… you are just getting by…
Todd as Joe: Hey I was also an Xtreme Champion…
Brittany as Aurora:For 14 days…
Todd as Joe: But I was still a champion….
{More knocking can be heard at the door and Crystal and Brittany both begin to get upset as they look at Todd.}
Brittany and Crystal: Get the door!!!!!!!!!
Todd as Joe: Fine I will…. Don’t yell at me….
{Todd sighs making his way over to the door, the crowd are at the edge of their seats as Todd swings the door open. All of a sudden a bouncy blonde walks into the room. It’s clear it’s Jenny Williams with dyed hair. Crystal instantly shoots her a look of disgust but she keeps her cool as Jenny quickly hugs her brother a firm hug before bouncing her way to a chair.}
Jenny as Josie: Dear Diary… I like my brother…. He is the best brother in the whole world…. I love you Joe!!!!
Todd as Joe: Wait who are you again?
Jenny as Josie: I am your sister Josie, you know the one you wish was never born…The one people probably forgot existed…. Anyway…. You are so cool and awesome, but I am all like down… It sucks… Life isn’t fair…
{Jenny takes a seat at one of the kitchen table chairs and Todd rolls his eyes as he looks back at her.}
Todd as Joe: What’s wrong Josie? Why are you so mad…
Jenny as Josie: Because of the stupid Williams family especially that Jenny Williams… She is making us look dumb… You had a perfect losing streak going on and she had to carry you to a win… Plus she has been a friend and client of Ashlie for two weeks and she has made more progress with Ashlie than neither of us did… It just sucks…. I hate the Williams ahhhhhhhh…. Oh wait let me write that in my diary…. Diary I hate Jenny Williams!
{Jenny begins to scream and as she tries to get up from the chair she instantly is forced back down, Todd seems confused as he looks at her.}
Todd as Joe: Josie… my precious sister what’s wrong…
Jenny as Josie: This gravitational pull of this chair… it’s pulling me away…. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM MELTINGGGGGGGGGGGGG HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE….
{All of a sudden Jenny and the chair are lifted up, and with the chair firmly locked tightly on her butt she is pushed out of the door she came through…. Todd can’t believe it as he looks at door slamming behind her…}
Todd as Joe: Josie no!!!!!!!!!
Crystal as Maria: Come on Aurora let’s get out of here…
{They walk off the stage leaving Joe standing there by himself. Todd sighs as the crowd is laughing at him, he looks at the audience getting insanely upset.}
Todd as Joe: Stop laughing, the women in my wife told me I am awesome and then they walked out on me… What will I do now? Oh I know… I will find two random women to replace them and appear on camera in their place because that’s the Joe Everyman way!!!!! Just stop laughing at me….
{The laughing gets louder and Todd has had enough as he stomps his feet staring at them.}
Todd as Joe: That’s it screw this… you want to laugh at me fine… I am ending this like I am ending like I will end Todd this Sunday I will blow him up…. Just wait here and you will all see what I am talking about…
{With that Todd runs out of the door, moments later the stage splits in half moving that Everyman house set up out of view and in the background we can see a huge Panzer tank being pushed forward. We can see Todd sitting on top of it smirking as he looks at the crowd….}
Todd as Joe: “Theodore, Todd, whoever you are I will beat you… you may be a dreamer but I am THE AMERICAN DREAM…. I will blow you up… but that’s um it for now…. But before we go enjoy these random song lyrics that have no meaning but I think It’s cool to put across the NCW cameras anyway…. Bye Todd you man of Talent!!!!!!!
Ilove you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
i love you
you love me
we're best friends as friends should be
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!
