Post by Todd Williams on Jun 17, 2012 0:00:44 GMT -6
Sunday Joe… On Sunday that’s when everything comes into play. Sunday will be the night where you will have the opportunity to step in the ring with a legend in the making. You will have the chance to go head to head with me, the one and only Todd Williams. Are you ready for it Joe? Now don’t get too excited Joe, I know on paper this may seem like a throw away match for you but let’s look at the big picture. You are Joe Everyman… You are a man who has been doing nothing for the last couple of months... no let me scratch that… You have been doing nothing for the past couple of years.
This could be the breakout match that you have been waiting for. Last month you might have thought you were making great progress facing Alex Jones on a preshow, and the month before that you faced Davey Ortega on the preshow as well but guess what Joe? This week at Reborn you get to face the highlight of the night, the featured attraction, the dreamer, the main event measuring stick Todd Williams. Not only that but you actually get to be on the actual Pay Per View…
Happy?
Excited?
Thrilled?
Shivering?
Bursting with excitement?
Come on Joe I know this must mean the absolute world to you, I mean when was the last time you were featured in a Pay Per View match where people actually had to pay to see you wrestle? Oh yeah it was at Crossroads. The mighty Joe Everyman after defeating Adam Knite had the chance to become a champion. He could have been the brand new X Champion. Could you overcome the odds and do it?
No… Of course not… Before Crossroads which was in March we last saw you in Pay Per View match at Breaking Away in a match against Ander Cavetti. With Ander’s honor title on the line. Once again could Joe Everyman overcome a man with a hurt leg? Could Joe beat Ander and win a title…
Of course not… Oh wait I had to go as far back as Battlegrounds in September of 2011 just to find a Pay Per View match in which you actually won…It was a tag team match in which you teamed up with your brother Mark Evil at the time to beat the team of Devastation Inc… Wait a second… You actually pinned Jackhammer…
Who the hell would have guessed… But then again the show was in Washington DC you are from the DC so I am sure Mark Evil felt nothing but pity for you so he let you have that Kodak moment…
Other than that Joe Everyman it’s quite clear that everything about you is meaningless.
When you are wrestling for nothing you somehow pull out a bull **** of a win but if everything is on the line you simply remind us why you are Joe Everyman. Joe if you think you are just going to waltz into Reborn and beat me you better think twice kid… You are better off Joe Everymaning this pay per view than going out there and embarrassing yourself…
Oh come on you should know what Joe Everymaning is all about… It’s in the Urban Dictionary…
Don’t even show up Joe save yourself the embarrassment…
You may think this may be the match where you propel yourself to a huge win but it isn’t going to happen against me…
You can say whatever you want Joe but it still won’t change the fact that you suck…
The record speaks for itself…
You should quit while you are ahead…
I mean look at you Joe… first man to one hundred losses… haven’t won a championship since 2009… on Collision on April 12 of 2009 you won the worst wrestler of the week award Joe…
Damn… you know if you quit right now I will petition to have you be the first inductee of the Hall of Shame class… We will put you in there along with Jimmy Zane, Demetrious Young, Thunder Kid, Trish Newborn, and Trent Helms. You will be in a class of worthless individuals who thought they could amount to something great…
Get out my face Joe you aren’t even worthy to lace my boots… You can’t beat me because you are Joe Everyman and I am Todd Williams…. I think that in itself speaks for itself… don’t you?
{We open up from the Williams home. It is there where we are treated to the sight of Todd Williams walking around a large poolside area. He is clad in a bathing suit, water shoes and he has a cell phone in his hand. He has a large tattoo of the name Brittany on his back. He grins as he paces back and forth on his phone.}
Todd: Michael Bay baby I need you man… I need you to direct this movie for Dream Productions. Money is no expense, you should know how I roll. You can tell from the way I wear my $6,000 dollar Brioni suits… You know T-Will only deals with straight cash homie… Besides with Dream Productions you can cast my lovely wife in a movie… She has the voice of an angel… Give her any leading role and she will kill it that’s how we do…. Alright Michael baby so give me a call back… I need you man…
{Todd hangs up the phone and he grins as he takes a seat on a poolside chair. He closes his eyes just letting the sun hit him and it isn’t long before he can feel someone breathing on him. He opens his eyes and it’s his ten year old daughter Brittany. She grins as she looks down at her father with a grin.}
Brittany: Hi dad… I know you have a big match coming up soon but I just wanted to say happy Father’s Day…and I just wanted to say… That I wish….
{Todd just holds his open palm up as he looks up at his girl. He shakes his head sighing.}
Todd: Brittany… What did I tell you about getting in my personal space… Dad needs to inhale that perfect air, and by you breathing in my vicinity that air becomes tainted… If you are here to offer me the cliché I wish you win your Pay Per View match you can save it… I don’t need people to think I am just like Joe Everyman…
Brittany just laughs as she places her hands on her hips as she stares back at her father. Giving him the head movement, you know the one the black girls do when they snap their fingers three times… That’s the look she gives him as she speaks to him.
Brittany: Actually I just wanted to tell you I wish you would buy me a new X box it has had a red ring of death ever since we came to California. For someone who says he has all this money i wish you wouldn’t be so trifling and actually buy me a new X box. I would really appreciate it… so get off your butt and actually do something….
{Todd just rolls his eyes as he stands up out of his chair. He glances right into Brittany’s eyes as he stares down at her.}
Todd: Listen here young lady I know you aren’t talking to me like that… I am your father you don’t disrespect me like that…
Brittany: Whatever…
{Brittany pie faces her father before she walks away and Todd doesn’t seem too thrilled as he stands there. He sighs in disappointment as he speaks back to her.}
Todd: Oh I know my daughter didn’t just disrespect me like that… Oh hell no…. Brittany Jessica Williams you better get back here right now before I tear that little ass out… Just because we came to Hollywood doesn’t mean I won’t tear your little ass up with a belt….
Brittany: Whatever…
{Brittany continues to walk away and Todd is still standing there. He begins to walk towards his daughter but something stops him in his tracks. It’s a figure grabbing him from behind it’s a woman’s hands, and with all her strength she shifts her momentum over sending both her and Todd into the pool… The person that sent him in was none other than his wife Crystal Hilton. Todd comes up for water and immediately his daughter jumps in as well landing right on top of her father. All three figures go underwater and eventually they all come up. Crystal grins staring at Todd.}
Crystal: Happy Father’s Day Todd…
Brittany: Yeah dad we got you good…
Crystal: That we did pumpkin…
{Todd comes up from the water and he looks at the both of them… He shakes his head as he glances at both of them.}
Todd: You know it’s on like Donkey Kong right? You ruined my iPhone… I am going to get the both of you…
Brittany: Bring it dad… Don’t get mad because I surpassed your gamer score… Don’t get mad because you are a noob compared to me…
{ With that the Williams engage into what looks like a fun filled splash fight and it’s on this sight that we fade out on.}
I guess this is it isn’t it Joe? You know the doctors told me that I shouldn’t even be competing for another four weeks. They wanted me to sit on the sideline and properly heal, hell even K boob less squared called me up on my phone and asked how long it would be before I came back to wrestling. After all the ratings after that Night To Remember pay per view. The ratings were soaring, soaring to a whole new level not because of Ricky Johnson and this may be the last month they see him in NCW.
Oh no this has nothing to do with that overrated piece of crap… If it wasn’t for Todd Williams single handedly carrying Ricky Johnson to a five star match at A Night To Remember even breaking out a submission Ricky wouldn’t be getting this respect… That’s right it’s because of me Joe…. It’s all me baby and I am damn proud of it. Kelly knows who these fans want to see, she ain’t dumb. Of course it’s Todd Williams, it damn sure isn’t you.
Only reason you are getting to be on the Pay Per View is because you are facing me, don’t get it twisted Joe you aren’t that important. I thought about it though, The Theodore News Network was appreciated around the world. I had CNN, ABC, NBC, all calling me to be an anchorman for one of their news programs but as much as it all appealed to me I just had to decline because I couldn’t let the world be forced with seeing you meaninglessly appear on their televisions. I had to save these people…
Besides my main man, my boy, Willy C needed Todd back so despite the doctors telling me I shouldn’t be wrestling I decided to take this match against you… You want to know why I chose you Joe?
It really is simple when you think about it, it isn’t that hard to figure out.
The truth is because you suck Joe… You ain’t nobody… You are just a scrub…
A scrub who isn’t even worthy enough to be bubble gum at the bottom of my shoe.
A scrub who isn’t even worthy to be a stain on the toilets that Jimmy Turner is cleaning out…
You are nothing Joe, a total nobody, and at the same time a total tool.
You are a man who has so much potential. You have been handed countless title shots, countless opportunities. You have had many times where you could have made something of yourself but you just never could come through in the clutch. It’s a damn shame but I think I would rather trust Lebron James in the fourth quarter than you winning a match that actually means something. In your career of NCW you held three National Championships I would say it’s impressive and it looked impressive back n 2009 you know the year where you actually meant something…
But the time has changed and instead of actually meaning something… You just simply look like you can do….. S…… you know what screw that you are such a bum you don’t even look like you can do something only thing you look like you can to is job the big matches…
Really Joe… You beat the King… You beat Adam Knite a Hall of Famer and you DID NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
NADA,,, CERO, ZINCH, but hey I guess that’s just how Joe Everyman rolls isn’t it?
You are nothing but a joke. Wrestling Joe Everyman is like receiving a free paycheck and a week off work…
K Boob less Squared…. Come on do I really have to come into work? Can I just JOE EVERYMAN this show what’s the point of even showing up…. We already know what’s going to happen..
Todd enters ring…. Super kicks Joe…. Leaves ring…. Simple is that….
Joe you want to know why exactly I have decided to make you my target of focus? Oh it’s easy to comprehend it’s because I wanted to have an easy match in return. I wanted to get that defining win, I wanted to use you like a stepping stone and find my way back into title contention…. And I couldn’t think of anyone easier than you…
If this was 2009 I might have been afraid but it isn’t….
It’s kind of hard to be the American Dream when you are going against NCW’s biggest Dreamer… So what’s the dream Joe? To win the big one, go out in the blaze of glory? Rise to the top of the company with a defining moment…. Well Dreams can come true… well for me they can… That dream I just talked about was my last five months…. You know the five months that have been better than your entire career?
Yeah I know the truth hurts…
The truth is you need the Williams more than they need you… You should be thanking my sister Jennifer with open arms… If it wasn’t for her who knows how far that losing of streak could have lasted?
Now while she focused on carrying you to a win, I won’t be so kind…. But be thankful Joe…
Because of me you get to be on PPV and don’t worry I will carry you to a good match… there might be hope for you just yet…
So go ahead gun for this American Dream to come true, and when you wake up from that stupid reverie you will realized that no amount of random chicks telling you how awesome you will aid you in beating a man like me… That’s just the reality of things…
Sunday I will personally send you to the Dream World if that’s what you want… A place where you can dream about whatever and fantasize about other random women telling you, you are so awesome…
Just remember though… reality hurts like a bitch, and the truth of the matter is that Joe Everyman just isn’t as good as Todd Williams….. You can bring whatever hell bring a Panzer tank but it still won’t beat me because at the end of the day you just don’t Measure Up….
You will see for yourself why I am the Main Event Measuring Stick… See ya Joe….
Hopefully you be a man and show up to the match instead of JOE EVERYMANING it like you always tend to do… See ya bitch…
This could be the breakout match that you have been waiting for. Last month you might have thought you were making great progress facing Alex Jones on a preshow, and the month before that you faced Davey Ortega on the preshow as well but guess what Joe? This week at Reborn you get to face the highlight of the night, the featured attraction, the dreamer, the main event measuring stick Todd Williams. Not only that but you actually get to be on the actual Pay Per View…
Happy?
Excited?
Thrilled?
Shivering?
Bursting with excitement?
Come on Joe I know this must mean the absolute world to you, I mean when was the last time you were featured in a Pay Per View match where people actually had to pay to see you wrestle? Oh yeah it was at Crossroads. The mighty Joe Everyman after defeating Adam Knite had the chance to become a champion. He could have been the brand new X Champion. Could you overcome the odds and do it?
No… Of course not… Before Crossroads which was in March we last saw you in Pay Per View match at Breaking Away in a match against Ander Cavetti. With Ander’s honor title on the line. Once again could Joe Everyman overcome a man with a hurt leg? Could Joe beat Ander and win a title…
Of course not… Oh wait I had to go as far back as Battlegrounds in September of 2011 just to find a Pay Per View match in which you actually won…It was a tag team match in which you teamed up with your brother Mark Evil at the time to beat the team of Devastation Inc… Wait a second… You actually pinned Jackhammer…
Who the hell would have guessed… But then again the show was in Washington DC you are from the DC so I am sure Mark Evil felt nothing but pity for you so he let you have that Kodak moment…
Other than that Joe Everyman it’s quite clear that everything about you is meaningless.
When you are wrestling for nothing you somehow pull out a bull **** of a win but if everything is on the line you simply remind us why you are Joe Everyman. Joe if you think you are just going to waltz into Reborn and beat me you better think twice kid… You are better off Joe Everymaning this pay per view than going out there and embarrassing yourself…
Oh come on you should know what Joe Everymaning is all about… It’s in the Urban Dictionary…
Don’t even show up Joe save yourself the embarrassment…
You may think this may be the match where you propel yourself to a huge win but it isn’t going to happen against me…
You can say whatever you want Joe but it still won’t change the fact that you suck…
The record speaks for itself…
You should quit while you are ahead…
I mean look at you Joe… first man to one hundred losses… haven’t won a championship since 2009… on Collision on April 12 of 2009 you won the worst wrestler of the week award Joe…
Damn… you know if you quit right now I will petition to have you be the first inductee of the Hall of Shame class… We will put you in there along with Jimmy Zane, Demetrious Young, Thunder Kid, Trish Newborn, and Trent Helms. You will be in a class of worthless individuals who thought they could amount to something great…
Get out my face Joe you aren’t even worthy to lace my boots… You can’t beat me because you are Joe Everyman and I am Todd Williams…. I think that in itself speaks for itself… don’t you?
{We open up from the Williams home. It is there where we are treated to the sight of Todd Williams walking around a large poolside area. He is clad in a bathing suit, water shoes and he has a cell phone in his hand. He has a large tattoo of the name Brittany on his back. He grins as he paces back and forth on his phone.}
Todd: Michael Bay baby I need you man… I need you to direct this movie for Dream Productions. Money is no expense, you should know how I roll. You can tell from the way I wear my $6,000 dollar Brioni suits… You know T-Will only deals with straight cash homie… Besides with Dream Productions you can cast my lovely wife in a movie… She has the voice of an angel… Give her any leading role and she will kill it that’s how we do…. Alright Michael baby so give me a call back… I need you man…
{Todd hangs up the phone and he grins as he takes a seat on a poolside chair. He closes his eyes just letting the sun hit him and it isn’t long before he can feel someone breathing on him. He opens his eyes and it’s his ten year old daughter Brittany. She grins as she looks down at her father with a grin.}
Brittany: Hi dad… I know you have a big match coming up soon but I just wanted to say happy Father’s Day…and I just wanted to say… That I wish….
{Todd just holds his open palm up as he looks up at his girl. He shakes his head sighing.}
Todd: Brittany… What did I tell you about getting in my personal space… Dad needs to inhale that perfect air, and by you breathing in my vicinity that air becomes tainted… If you are here to offer me the cliché I wish you win your Pay Per View match you can save it… I don’t need people to think I am just like Joe Everyman…
Brittany just laughs as she places her hands on her hips as she stares back at her father. Giving him the head movement, you know the one the black girls do when they snap their fingers three times… That’s the look she gives him as she speaks to him.
Brittany: Actually I just wanted to tell you I wish you would buy me a new X box it has had a red ring of death ever since we came to California. For someone who says he has all this money i wish you wouldn’t be so trifling and actually buy me a new X box. I would really appreciate it… so get off your butt and actually do something….
{Todd just rolls his eyes as he stands up out of his chair. He glances right into Brittany’s eyes as he stares down at her.}
Todd: Listen here young lady I know you aren’t talking to me like that… I am your father you don’t disrespect me like that…
Brittany: Whatever…
{Brittany pie faces her father before she walks away and Todd doesn’t seem too thrilled as he stands there. He sighs in disappointment as he speaks back to her.}
Todd: Oh I know my daughter didn’t just disrespect me like that… Oh hell no…. Brittany Jessica Williams you better get back here right now before I tear that little ass out… Just because we came to Hollywood doesn’t mean I won’t tear your little ass up with a belt….
Brittany: Whatever…
{Brittany continues to walk away and Todd is still standing there. He begins to walk towards his daughter but something stops him in his tracks. It’s a figure grabbing him from behind it’s a woman’s hands, and with all her strength she shifts her momentum over sending both her and Todd into the pool… The person that sent him in was none other than his wife Crystal Hilton. Todd comes up for water and immediately his daughter jumps in as well landing right on top of her father. All three figures go underwater and eventually they all come up. Crystal grins staring at Todd.}
Crystal: Happy Father’s Day Todd…
Brittany: Yeah dad we got you good…
Crystal: That we did pumpkin…
{Todd comes up from the water and he looks at the both of them… He shakes his head as he glances at both of them.}
Todd: You know it’s on like Donkey Kong right? You ruined my iPhone… I am going to get the both of you…
Brittany: Bring it dad… Don’t get mad because I surpassed your gamer score… Don’t get mad because you are a noob compared to me…
{ With that the Williams engage into what looks like a fun filled splash fight and it’s on this sight that we fade out on.}
I guess this is it isn’t it Joe? You know the doctors told me that I shouldn’t even be competing for another four weeks. They wanted me to sit on the sideline and properly heal, hell even K boob less squared called me up on my phone and asked how long it would be before I came back to wrestling. After all the ratings after that Night To Remember pay per view. The ratings were soaring, soaring to a whole new level not because of Ricky Johnson and this may be the last month they see him in NCW.
Oh no this has nothing to do with that overrated piece of crap… If it wasn’t for Todd Williams single handedly carrying Ricky Johnson to a five star match at A Night To Remember even breaking out a submission Ricky wouldn’t be getting this respect… That’s right it’s because of me Joe…. It’s all me baby and I am damn proud of it. Kelly knows who these fans want to see, she ain’t dumb. Of course it’s Todd Williams, it damn sure isn’t you.
Only reason you are getting to be on the Pay Per View is because you are facing me, don’t get it twisted Joe you aren’t that important. I thought about it though, The Theodore News Network was appreciated around the world. I had CNN, ABC, NBC, all calling me to be an anchorman for one of their news programs but as much as it all appealed to me I just had to decline because I couldn’t let the world be forced with seeing you meaninglessly appear on their televisions. I had to save these people…
Besides my main man, my boy, Willy C needed Todd back so despite the doctors telling me I shouldn’t be wrestling I decided to take this match against you… You want to know why I chose you Joe?
It really is simple when you think about it, it isn’t that hard to figure out.
The truth is because you suck Joe… You ain’t nobody… You are just a scrub…
A scrub who isn’t even worthy enough to be bubble gum at the bottom of my shoe.
A scrub who isn’t even worthy to be a stain on the toilets that Jimmy Turner is cleaning out…
You are nothing Joe, a total nobody, and at the same time a total tool.
You are a man who has so much potential. You have been handed countless title shots, countless opportunities. You have had many times where you could have made something of yourself but you just never could come through in the clutch. It’s a damn shame but I think I would rather trust Lebron James in the fourth quarter than you winning a match that actually means something. In your career of NCW you held three National Championships I would say it’s impressive and it looked impressive back n 2009 you know the year where you actually meant something…
But the time has changed and instead of actually meaning something… You just simply look like you can do….. S…… you know what screw that you are such a bum you don’t even look like you can do something only thing you look like you can to is job the big matches…
Really Joe… You beat the King… You beat Adam Knite a Hall of Famer and you DID NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
NADA,,, CERO, ZINCH, but hey I guess that’s just how Joe Everyman rolls isn’t it?
You are nothing but a joke. Wrestling Joe Everyman is like receiving a free paycheck and a week off work…
K Boob less Squared…. Come on do I really have to come into work? Can I just JOE EVERYMAN this show what’s the point of even showing up…. We already know what’s going to happen..
Todd enters ring…. Super kicks Joe…. Leaves ring…. Simple is that….
Joe you want to know why exactly I have decided to make you my target of focus? Oh it’s easy to comprehend it’s because I wanted to have an easy match in return. I wanted to get that defining win, I wanted to use you like a stepping stone and find my way back into title contention…. And I couldn’t think of anyone easier than you…
If this was 2009 I might have been afraid but it isn’t….
It’s kind of hard to be the American Dream when you are going against NCW’s biggest Dreamer… So what’s the dream Joe? To win the big one, go out in the blaze of glory? Rise to the top of the company with a defining moment…. Well Dreams can come true… well for me they can… That dream I just talked about was my last five months…. You know the five months that have been better than your entire career?
Yeah I know the truth hurts…
The truth is you need the Williams more than they need you… You should be thanking my sister Jennifer with open arms… If it wasn’t for her who knows how far that losing of streak could have lasted?
Now while she focused on carrying you to a win, I won’t be so kind…. But be thankful Joe…
Because of me you get to be on PPV and don’t worry I will carry you to a good match… there might be hope for you just yet…
So go ahead gun for this American Dream to come true, and when you wake up from that stupid reverie you will realized that no amount of random chicks telling you how awesome you will aid you in beating a man like me… That’s just the reality of things…
Sunday I will personally send you to the Dream World if that’s what you want… A place where you can dream about whatever and fantasize about other random women telling you, you are so awesome…
Just remember though… reality hurts like a bitch, and the truth of the matter is that Joe Everyman just isn’t as good as Todd Williams….. You can bring whatever hell bring a Panzer tank but it still won’t beat me because at the end of the day you just don’t Measure Up….
You will see for yourself why I am the Main Event Measuring Stick… See ya Joe….
Hopefully you be a man and show up to the match instead of JOE EVERYMANING it like you always tend to do… See ya bitch…
