Post by Trent Helms on Jul 21, 2011 14:57:36 GMT -6
Germany Hasselhoffs join Conference USA!!!!
Today, it was revealed, that UAB University was stripped of it's right to compete in Division I-A football, and was kicked out of Conference USA play altogether, in it's place, the NCAA decided to turn to one man to bring a team, that could turn this non-BCS conference into a Powerhouse to compete with schools like Louisville, and former great schools as Marshall and Southern Miss, That one man was David Hasselhoff, and why wouldn't you, He fought a freaking Werewolf on Batwatch Nights, and knows how to have a good time eating a Cheeseburger off the floor in a drunken state.
The first thing was, coming up with a team name, it was a no brainer that, His team would hail from Germany, and would become the first non-US team to enter the NCAA in forever, however what names could he come up with, There was a time he almost named the team, The Speedos, The Knight Riders, and the lifeguards, but all them failed in comparison to the one name suitable enough to be called a champion....
The Hasselhoffs, It was set, The Germany Hasselhoffs were moving to the NCAA, and with a handful of talented High School Dropouts, he went into battle.
He strong-armed the University of Miami to hand them their stadium and renamed it Knight Rider Field...
With the Hasselhoffs now in Conference USA, will they be able to compete for the BCS championship, when asked about this Sir Hasselhoff himself said, No....Stupid Computers will get it wrong!
The Hoffs open up their season against the SMU Mustangs at Knight Rider Stadium
Today, it was revealed, that UAB University was stripped of it's right to compete in Division I-A football, and was kicked out of Conference USA play altogether, in it's place, the NCAA decided to turn to one man to bring a team, that could turn this non-BCS conference into a Powerhouse to compete with schools like Louisville, and former great schools as Marshall and Southern Miss, That one man was David Hasselhoff, and why wouldn't you, He fought a freaking Werewolf on Batwatch Nights, and knows how to have a good time eating a Cheeseburger off the floor in a drunken state.
The first thing was, coming up with a team name, it was a no brainer that, His team would hail from Germany, and would become the first non-US team to enter the NCAA in forever, however what names could he come up with, There was a time he almost named the team, The Speedos, The Knight Riders, and the lifeguards, but all them failed in comparison to the one name suitable enough to be called a champion....
The Hasselhoffs, It was set, The Germany Hasselhoffs were moving to the NCAA, and with a handful of talented High School Dropouts, he went into battle.
He strong-armed the University of Miami to hand them their stadium and renamed it Knight Rider Field...
With the Hasselhoffs now in Conference USA, will they be able to compete for the BCS championship, when asked about this Sir Hasselhoff himself said, No....Stupid Computers will get it wrong!
The Hoffs open up their season against the SMU Mustangs at Knight Rider Stadium
